02x01 - The Great Beyond-er!

[bunniefuu]

[whirring intensifies]

It'll only work if they're on
opposite sides of the portal.

Lunella Lafayette,
I cannot let you...

You know it's the only way.

I love you, Mimi...

to the moon and back.

No!

[bleep]

[sharp inhale]

[shrieks]

[screaming]

Whoa! Oh.

[creature snarls]
- [Moon Girl gasps]

- Uh... [panting]
- [engine roars]

Girl, almost didn't recognize you--

Beyonder, I need help. Get me out of here!

You're right. An inter-dimensional highway

is no place for a human like you!

I advise you to...
What do you humans say?

- Hold on to your wings!
- [tires screech]

[Moon Girl screams]

[bell dings]

[Moon Girl groans]

And we're here.

Ugh... Thank goodness. What the...

[snap]

What is this place?

Right? My go-to intergalactic vacay spot

looks way different than I remember.

Oh, Beyonder, I jumped
into an intergalactic portal

to save my family
and friends after finding out

my grandmother was a secret scientist

and then got my lab blown up!

So, right about now,

I am not the one.

Now zap me back home.

And I mean for real, this time.

Ugh, fine.

Where's your adventure,
Moon Girl?

[fingers click]

Something's wrong.

[air deflates]

Ugh! Ah! Oh, no!

My powers, they don't work!

[whimpers]

{\an8}[upbeat lo-fi music playing]

{\an8}Come on...
Come on... Come on...

No, no, no, no.
I can't be stuck here forever!

Right. I wouldn't want it all
to end in a dump like this.

This used to be the most
glorious resort planet

of all the alternate dimensions.

There used to be beds
of crystal blooms,

cascading zero-gravity waterfalls,

and a theme park with a Black Hole ride.

Ooh, that was fun.

Wait. Wait. Wait.
Did you just say Black Hole?

- As in "Dead Star" Black Hole?
- Yeah, why?

Oh, I got it. Beyonder.

We could use the Black Hole
to get back home.

- [buzzer]
- Humans can't survive

a Black Hole without powers,
Moon Girl.

Because you don't
need magic powers

to do the impossible, Beyonder.

When matter enters a black hole,

it's at risk of being
stretched into

a thin ribbon by
the hole's gravitational pull

as it approaches
the singularity,

{\an8}A.K.A. spaghettification.

{\an8}- Told you...
- But if an object travels

through a non-spinning
black hole fast enough,

it can make it through the singularity
virtually unaffected.

I just need to build something
that will travel as fast as

the speed of light to survive
the travel.

And the only thing theorized
to yield

Alcubierre warp-drive
is negative mass.

That's it. I'll build a ship
propelled by negative mass!

To be reductive, I'm gonna
build a superfast ship

to fly through
the Black Hole.

Oh, well, that sounds like fun.

Except for literally
every part of it.

Too bad. I'm gonna need your help
getting back to the Black Hole.

And from the looks of it, you're gonna
need my help getting out of here, too.

Girl, please.

I don't need anyone's help.

I am...

The Beyonder.

Oh, come on. It'll take me
forever to find it on my own.

You know what that
sounds like? A "you" problem.

- [scoffs] Seriously?
- Have fun.

Fine. Moon Girl out.

Hmph. Me... need her?
[laughing]

Beyonder. I remember you.

You turned my spaceship
into a Pogo stick.

Now I got calves
like an asteroid.

It's The Beyonder to you.

- That was my favorite ship.
- Really?

You're going to come for me?
[laughs]

All right, you asked for it.

[fingers click]

[groans] I'm gonna
be double years old

- by the time I find this thing.
- [Beyonder screams]

[thuds]

[Pogo stick clanks]

[coughs]

[gasps] Unhand me!

That's for all the pants
I ripped through.

Oh, gah, uh...

Well, well... Looks like someone
could use some help.

I'm the Beyonder, I don't need... Oh!

Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
Well, good luck.

[yelps] Okay, fine.

Fine, what?

[sobbing] I'll help you.
I'll help you.

[electricity crackles]

Huh? Argh!

Ha, ha!

[screams, crashes]

[rubble clatters]

Gah! You may have
slipped away from me,

but I know a whole bunch of folks

who are dying to see you... Beyonder.

[rapid bleeping]

[upbeat theme plays]

[tranquil theme playing]

[Moon Girl] Okay. Lefty Loosey
or Righty Tighty, Beyonder?

- Beyonder?
- Oh, we've been doing

this dreadful walking for hours!

My appendages are about to fall off.

My feet are experiencing
questionable growth

and I'm excreting fluid
from my arm-joints.

[laughs] Well, you said
you wanted to know

what being human was like,

say hello to sore legs,
blisters, and sweat.

- Very funny.
- Very funny, indeed, Beyonder.

You ruined my life.

And I'm here for my revenge.

- And me.
- And me.

- And me.
- Me too.

[grunting]

What in the multiverse did you do

to a whole g*ng of aliens?

♪ Who got the power?
Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ Who got the power?
Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ It's a brand-new season
Had to juice it up ♪

♪ I can fly to the moon
If I believe enough ♪

♪ I can never be defeated
When I juice it up ♪

♪ Bad energy, I got to
Leave it when I juice it up ♪

♪ Who got the power?
Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ Who got the power?
Me ♪

♪ I came to win, yeah ♪

♪ I'm activated in my suit
When I juice it up ♪

♪ Kick this thing in overdrive
When I juice it up ♪

♪ I can run the whole world
When I juice it up ♪

{\an8}♪ I am not your average girl
When I juice it up ♪

Kicking up and all geared up!

Not bad, MG,

not bad at all.

- [coughing] I'm tired.
- You're tired?

I'm the one who's been
kicking butt all day.

[coughing] And what
is this terrible sensation

I feel in my mouth? It's un-wet.

That's called thirst, and too bad
'cause we're not stopping

until we get to the Black Hole,
so keep it pushing.

No, I'm not showing you
the rest of the way

until you get me something
to remedy this horrid state.

Ugh. Fine.
There. Up ahead.

[Beyonder] I remember
this place.

They have the best Sloopy Slush.

Okay. Let's make this fast.

We got to get
out of here before...

- [Beyonder exhales]
- [heavy stomping, rumbling]

I can't wait to get my
tentacles on the Beyonder.

I'm gonna squeeze
his head to a pulp.

Yeah, I'm gonna make him
watch me

rip off his fancy
little white suit.

I may or may not have put

three extra storm spots
on their planet.

[groans] You're
gonna have to tiptoe

- out of the back, okay?
- Tiptoe?

Just walk on the toes
of your feet.

I'll show you.

[scoffs] I don't need you
to show me anything.

I can certainly do this
with ease.

Just hurry up, quietly.

[squeaking]

[whimpers]

[grunting]

Huh?

[grunts]

[groans]

[growling]

[stomping]

[exhaling, panting]

[squeaks]

[laughter]

[Moon Girl] If it weren't
for my stealth suit,

you'd have been tippy-toe toast.

- Whatever.
- Whoa.

- [water gushing]
- Whoa.

Yes, this thing isn't safe
enough to walk on.

- I'll fly us over.
- I don't need your help.

I can tippy-toe my own way
across this bridge.

- [ropes snapping]
- Whoa!

[yells] Ah, help! Oh, no! Argh!

Huh... I'm coming down.

[screams]

Argh! What the--?

You are mine, Beyonder!

{\an8}Devil Girl. Moon Dinosaur.

- Hey!
- Devil Girl?

[gasps] No.
Are you the alt version of me?

You're the alt version of me
and you're going down

for destroying my science fair project.

- Really, Beyonder?
- What? You're not the only

Lunella in the multiverse
I like to mess with.

You're the one about
to be messed with.

[growling, yelping]

Gah!

[groaning]

[Beyonder screaming]

[Beyonder yelping]

Nice move!

Uh! Go tech.

Oh! Oh!

[Devil Girl]
This is hilarious.

I don't even know
why you're helping him.

I mean, look at him.
He's barely the Beyonder.

He can't even help himself.
[laughs mockingly]

You're nothing
without your little powers.

[stomping, growling]

[Moon Girl]
Oh, Moon Dino!

- Hmm. Rarr!
- Moony! No!

- [Moon Girl grunts]
- [Moon Dino yelps]

Ugh. Moony, come back!

[matchstick clicking]

[gasps] Hey.
Look at all this stuff.

Bet I can piece together
some kind of ship

to fly through
the Black Hole to Earth.

[Beyonder] Mm-hmm.

Oh, how do you do this
every day?

- Do what?
- This. That.

The seemingly impossible
and without any powers?

It's like you have magic.

[giggles] Yeah,
Moon Girl magic.

Yeah. Well, I don't have
Moon Girl magic.

I had powers,
and without them,

I can't do anything.
I'm not all-knowing.

I can't tiptoe,
fight, or even do my hair!

[sobbing]
Oh, Devil Girl was right.

I'm useless, useless.

No,
you're not useless.

You can do great things
without superpowers, too.

- Like what?
- Like... Like your hair.

I already tried. I can't.

Well, not with that attitude.

Just watch.
I'll show you.

See.

[gasps]

Now you try.

- Like this?
- Yeah. There. You got it.

- Okay.
- You got it. Come on. Over.

- And then under...
- Over, under...

- Through...
- Over...

Yeah. There you go.

Hey, I did a thing. Oh.
Doesn't look too bad, either.

See, B, you got it.

[yawning] What in the cosmos
is happening?

It's just a yawn.
It means you need sleep,

and after all the effort
you put in today,

- you deserve it.
- [sighs]

You're so right.
I really-- [snoring]

[Moon Girl sighs] Don't worry.

I'll be home soon.

- [Beyonder snoring, snorting]
- [machinery whirs]

[snoring]

- Ah!
- Rise and shine, Moon Girl.

Wow. Look at you!

I know, right?
And I even tied a rope

around your negative mass
powered travel machine-ma-gig.

That knot took all morning.

Yeah, that knot is the most
impressive part of the ship.

Obviously.
Now, let's get moving.

- This ship won't pull itself.
- Yes, sir!

[chill theme playing]

[Beyonder] Here it is.
The Black Hole-er-coaster ride.

- What the--
- I know. Let's ride!

[machinery whirs]

Wow. Okay. It's working.
Force of 40 quadrillion joules.

I did it!

- [clears throat]
- And you helped push it here.

- Thank you.
- You know,

I'm really proud of you,
Beyonder.

I feel proud of me, too,
and while I miss my powers,

I know I can be The Beyonder
without them.

Thanks to you.

Aw...

Okay. Home, here we come!

[ship whirs]

[whooshes]

[laughter]

- [Moon Girl] Wha--?
- [Beyonder screams]

[squelching]

You're not going anywhere,

Beyonder.

[upbeat electronic music plays]

{\an8}[chill music plays]

All right, who's this?
And what did you do to him?

That's Molecule Man,
the overlord of this planet.

- I don't know why he's mad.
- Oh, you don't know?

Take a look around,
Beyonder.

My beautiful oasis,
the gem of my multiverse,

is nothing more
than a wasteland

- because of you!
- Me?

I haven't been here in eons.

No. Instead, you visited
a neighboring planet

for a little game
of galactic golf.

- Galactic golf?
- It's like your human game,

but with asteroids. So fun!

Yeah, fun until some
of your little stray asteroids

pummeled my planet
and destroyed everything.

Every single thing I spent
a lifetime building

gone in an instant.

This place was a haven,
and it was my home.

The only thing that wasn't
decimated was my wand.

So I used it to block powers

from being used here
ever again.

That way,
if you ever came back,

you'd be completely trapped

and completely mine.

Hey, if you lift
your little power blocker,

- I'll restore this planet--
- No, it's too late for that.

You wrecked my entire world.
So I'm gonna wreck you!

[rocks cracking]

[both gasp]

I think we can take him.

Beyonder magic!

[roars]

Ugh!

Argh!
Magic's gone, MG. We gotta go.

I'll take care of
this Molecule Man.

You just get the ship
back in order.

- But he's too powerful.
- I got this.

{\an8}Moon Girl Magic.
Remember?

You will regret that.

[screams]

[ominous theme playing]

♪ You got some moves
And they're nice ♪

♪ But your powers
Aren't as strong as mine ♪

♪ Take your defeat ♪

♪ You won't win ♪

♪ You better run and hide ♪

♪ Your superpowers
Are useless ♪

♪ And they don't mean a thing ♪

♪ Think you can battle? ♪

♪ Your strength will never
Get rid of me ♪

♪ I got you shook ♪

♪ You know that you
Are out of your league ♪

♪ You moving slow
You need speed ♪

♪ Got too much
Confidence, please! ♪

♪ I think you're rattled
When I flick my wrist ♪

♪ All I gotta do is aim
I don't miss ♪

♪ You can never come close
To this, no ♪

♪ You can never come close
To this ♪

♪ Just throw the towel in ♪

♪ You're not a challenge ♪

♪ I can beat you
With my eyes closed ♪

♪ Send you home ♪

♪ You got some moves
And they're nice ♪

♪ But your powers
Aren't as strong as mine ♪

♪ Take your defeat ♪

♪ You won't win ♪

♪ You better run and hide ♪

♪ Think you got it all
In you... ♪

He's too strong.
Let's get out of here.

Running away?
I'm here for it.

Er, there for it.

♪ You, oh, you better
Run and hide ♪

[both shout]

[fire crackling]

Argh!

Argh!

You actually thought
you could face off against me?

- [gasping]
- [barricade tightening]

[yelping]

Aah!

[Moon Girl grunts]

[continues grunting]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[grunting, struggling]

[gasping]

I don't even need this
to take you out.

You don't stand a chance
against the real big bads

of this multiverse.

[gasping]

And that's a lesson

you're just going
to have to learn.

No. Please. No!

Huh?

- Ah. Huh?
- [Beyonder clears throat]

No! How?

Oh, allow me.
While Molecule Man

was busy talking up
a storm,

The Beyonder,
The Great Beyonder,

couldn't help
but notice the wand.

So, with amazing stealth,
he snuck over,

snatched the wand without a peep,

used it to get his powers back
and save Moon Girl

from getting toe jammed.

I mastered the tippy-toe, baby.

Ooh, I like using a wand. It's so elegant.

Beyonder, give
that back or else!

- Or else, what?
- [growling]

[grunting]

Beyonder!

[squeaks]

[laughs] Now, that's priceless.

Say hello to the multiverse.

[crying]

[rapid beeping]

Now that that's taken care of.

I know I could snap us
out of here,

but I'm curious to find out

if your little ship actually worked.

Let's give it a go, shall we?

Catch you on the flip side. Bye!

[child's voice] I'll get you
for this! You will pay!

Whoo-hoo!

Here we go!

[whirring]

[whooshing, hissing]

Amazing! But not as amazing
as me saving the day. [laughs]

Man, if I hadn't gotten
there sooner

with that wand, it would have been...

[Moon Girl] Over.

It would have been all over

if it weren't for you and your powers.

I wasn't enough to save myself.

[glitching intensifies]

Suit yourself. Your exit's
coming up anyway.

Argh!

[gasping]

Case?

- Mimi? D?
- [spanner clanks]

- [Moon Girl] Whoa!
- Thank goodness you're okay.

I am so happy to see y'all,
you don't even know.

But wait.
What are you still doing here?

And what are my parents doing?

They must be worried sick.

You were actually
only gone two hours.

[Mimi]
The worst two hours of my life!

The thought of losing you
was so awful.

[speaking Spanish]

Speaking of which, are you okay?

Yeah. What'd you see?

I'm...

[soft vibrating]

[cracking]

[whirring increases]

...hungry for Ahmed's breakfast
sammies, that's for sure.

Whoo! I'm starving.

[sighs]
All right.

Well, welcome home, baby.

[Devil Dinosaur purrs]

[ominous theme playing]

[music swells]

[wind howling]