03x13 - Honor

[bunniefuu]

My valentine

It's not your time

My valentine

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Well, it's not christmas
quite yet, but let's open 'er up
anyway and see what we got.

Quite yet, but let's open 'er up
anyway and see what we got.
That seems to have healed

Anyway and see what we got.
That seems to have healed
nicely.

That seems to have healed
nicely.
Orel: it still hurts.

Nicely.
Orel: it still hurts.
The bone did shatter, son.

Orel: it still hurts.
The bone did shatter, son.
Orel: but it's been so long.

The bone did shatter, son.
Orel: but it's been so long.
Naturally.

Orel: but it's been so long.
Naturally.
You'll still have to use this

Naturally.
You'll still have to use this
for the next few days.

You'll still have to use this
for the next few days.
Orel: oh, just a few days?

For the next few days.
Orel: oh, just a few days?
Yes, and then you'll be

Orel: oh, just a few days?
Yes, and then you'll be
limping for the rest of your

Yes, and then you'll be
limping for the rest of your
life.

Limping for the rest of your
life.
Orel: oh.

Life.
Orel: oh.
Is your dad coming to pick

Orel: oh.
Is your dad coming to pick
you up?

Is your dad coming to pick
you up?
Orel: no, he's busy.

You up?
Orel: no, he's busy.
Stopframe: I can't believe

Orel: no, he's busy.
Stopframe: I can't believe
you kept this from me.

Stopframe: I can't believe
you kept this from me.
Clay: it's true.

You kept this from me.
Clay: it's true.
Shot it with my own two hands.

Clay: it's true.
Shot it with my own two hands.
Stopframe: mmm. Hmm.

Shot it with my own two hands.
Stopframe: mmm. Hmm.
Clay: would have been my own

Stopframe: mmm. Hmm.
Clay: would have been my own
one hand if orel hadn't gotten

Clay: would have been my own
one hand if orel hadn't gotten
in the way.

One hand if orel hadn't gotten
in the way.
That kid loves animals like he's

In the way.
That kid loves animals like he's
saint francissi of wherever.

That kid loves animals like he's
saint francissi of wherever.
Can't even look at him anymore.

Saint francissi of wherever.
Can't even look at him anymore.
Stopframe: tell me more about

Can't even look at him anymore.
Stopframe: tell me more about
the bear.

Stopframe: tell me more about
the bear.
Clay: you should come by and

The bear.
Clay: you should come by and
check it out.

Clay: you should come by and
check it out.
I got it stuffed in my study.

Check it out.
I got it stuffed in my study.
Stopframe: ooh, my kind of

I got it stuffed in my study.
Stopframe: ooh, my kind of
study.

Stopframe: ooh, my kind of
study.
Clay: okay. This is it.

Study.
Clay: okay. This is it.
Stopframe: what?

Clay: okay. This is it.
Stopframe: what?
Clay: I got some business to

Stopframe: what?
Clay: I got some business to
attend to.

Clay: I got some business to
attend to.
Stopframe: I'll wait for you,

Attend to.
Stopframe: I'll wait for you,
buddy.

You're mommy's little
hatchling.

Stopframe: oh, I thought I
was done with this whole
"emotion" business.

Was done with this whole
"emotion" business.
Half awake and in a state

"Emotion" business.
Half awake and in a state
lying there, waiting for day

Half awake and in a state
lying there, waiting for day
to break

Lying there, waiting for day
to break
pretty pearls and your

To break
pretty pearls and your
cartwheels, everything

Pretty pearls and your
cartwheels, everything
even a chorus line of the

Cartwheels, everything
even a chorus line of the
snow

Even a chorus line of the
snow
it sparkles so

Snow
it sparkles so
stopframe: I think I've got a

It sparkles so
stopframe: I think I've got a
problem.

Stopframe: I think I've got a
problem.
Orel: [ grunting ]

Problem.
Orel: [ grunting ]
dad?

Orel: [ grunting ]
dad?
Clay: and another thing,

Dad?
Clay: and another thing,
growlie.

Clay: and another thing,
growlie.
Always honor thy father.

Growlie.
Always honor thy father.
That commandment wasn't even

Always honor thy father.
That commandment wasn't even
lost, so there's no excuse not

That commandment wasn't even
lost, so there's no excuse not
to remember it.

Lost, so there's no excuse not
to remember it.
[ Echoing ] honor thy father.

To remember it.
[ Echoing ] honor thy father.
Not mother, father.

[ Echoing ] honor thy father.
Not mother, father.
Rev. Putty: aha!

Not mother, father.
Rev. Putty: aha!
Beat you, nobody!

Rev. Putty: aha!
Beat you, nobody!
[ Laughs ]

Beat you, nobody!
[ Laughs ]
[ groans ]

[ Laughs ]
[ groans ]
hey, orel, orel! What's up?

[ Groans ]
hey, orel, orel! What's up?
Orel: oh, hi, reverend.

Hey, orel, orel! What's up?
Orel: oh, hi, reverend.
I just came by to get some

Orel: oh, hi, reverend.
I just came by to get some
advice.

I just came by to get some
advice.
Rev. Putty: okay! All righty!

Advice.
Rev. Putty: okay! All righty!
Here we go!

Rev. Putty: okay! All righty!
Here we go!
Orel: well, actually, I was

Here we go!
Orel: well, actually, I was
gonna talk to jesus.

Orel: well, actually, I was
gonna talk to jesus.
Rev. Putty: [ sighs ]

Gonna talk to jesus.
Rev. Putty: [ sighs ]
why don't you two get a room?

Rev. Putty: [ sighs ]
why don't you two get a room?
[ Growls ]

Ah...
Orel: sorry, reverend.
I didn't mean to insult you.

Orel: sorry, reverend.
I didn't mean to insult you.
Rev. Putty: oh, forget it.

I didn't mean to insult you.
Rev. Putty: oh, forget it.
You didn't, orel.

Rev. Putty: oh, forget it.
You didn't, orel.
I'm just sick of being second

You didn't, orel.
I'm just sick of being second
banana around here.

I'm just sick of being second
banana around here.
Now, what's the problem?

Banana around here.
Now, what's the problem?
Orel: I don't honor my

Now, what's the problem?
Orel: I don't honor my
father.

Orel: I don't honor my
father.
Rev. Putty: yeah, well,

Father.
Rev. Putty: yeah, well,
usually I'd say that was bad,

Rev. Putty: yeah, well,
usually I'd say that was bad,
but --

Usually I'd say that was bad,
but --
orel: no, it's wrong.

But --
orel: no, it's wrong.
I just can't find anything

Orel: no, it's wrong.
I just can't find anything
that's worth honoring about him,

I just can't find anything
that's worth honoring about him,
though.

That's worth honoring about him,
though.
What do you do when you don't

Though.
What do you do when you don't
like someone, reverend?

What do you do when you don't
like someone, reverend?
Rev. Putty: doi do nothing.

Like someone, reverend?
Rev. Putty: doi do nothing.
A jerk's a jerk.

Rev. Putty: doi do nothing.
A jerk's a jerk.
But, uh...

A jerk's a jerk.
But, uh...
You know who's really good at

But, uh...
You know who's really good at
liking jerks?

You know who's really good at
liking jerks?
Women!

Liking jerks?
Women!
All they need to do is see some

Women!
All they need to do is see some
sap wearing a wedding ring, and

All they need to do is see some
sap wearing a wedding ring, and
they think, "that guy must be

Sap wearing a wedding ring, and
they think, "that guy must be
liked, so he's worth something!"

They think, "that guy must be
liked, so he's worth something!"
That's what you need to do.

Liked, so he's worth something!"
That's what you need to do.
Go talk to someone who likes

That's what you need to do.
Go talk to someone who likes
your dad that wa--

Go talk to someone who likes
your dad that wa--
much.

Your dad that wa--
much.
[ Sighs ]

Much.
[ Sighs ]
coach stopframe.

[ Sighs ]
coach stopframe.
Orel: o...kay.

Coach stopframe.
Orel: o...kay.
Doughy: but 'tis the season

Orel: o...kay.
Doughy: but 'tis the season
of no humiliation.

Doughy: but 'tis the season
of no humiliation.
Stopframe: sorry, kid.

Of no humiliation.
Stopframe: sorry, kid.
Gym class is immune to

Stopframe: sorry, kid.
Gym class is immune to
christmastime.

Gym class is immune to
christmastime.
Doughy: please,

Christmastime.
Doughy: please,
coach stopframe, I hate

Doughy: please,
coach stopframe, I hate
hurtball.

Coach stopframe, I hate
hurtball.
Stopframe: then try not to

Hurtball.
Stopframe: then try not to
get hurt by it.

Stopframe: then try not to
get hurt by it.
Doughy: couldn't we play a

Get hurt by it.
Doughy: couldn't we play a
game that doesn't hurt?

Doughy: couldn't we play a
game that doesn't hurt?
Like hugball?

Game that doesn't hurt?
Like hugball?
Stopframe: unfortunately,

Like hugball?
Stopframe: unfortunately,
there's no such thing.

Stopframe: unfortunately,
there's no such thing.
Doughy: ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

There's no such thing.
Doughy: ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[ Door closes ]

Doughy: ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[ Door closes ]
orel: coach?

[ Door closes ]
orel: coach?
Stopframe: great. His son.

Orel: coach?
Stopframe: great. His son.
Orel: uh, can I ask you

Stopframe: great. His son.
Orel: uh, can I ask you
something?

Orel: uh, can I ask you
something?
Stopframe: look, orel.

Something?
Stopframe: look, orel.
Just get out of --

Stopframe: look, orel.
Just get out of --
orel, what's wrong with your

Just get out of --
orel, what's wrong with your
face?

Orel, what's wrong with your
face?
Orel: golly, why?

Face?
Orel: golly, why?
Stopframe: it looks just

Orel: golly, why?
Stopframe: it looks just
like you.

Stopframe: it looks just
like you.
Orel: oh, yeah.

Like you.
Orel: oh, yeah.
It's been like that for a while

Orel: oh, yeah.
It's been like that for a while
now.

It's been like that for a while
now.
Stopframe: hmm.

Now.
Stopframe: hmm.
What did you want to ask me?

Stopframe: hmm.
What did you want to ask me?
Orel: coach stopframe, you

What did you want to ask me?
Orel: coach stopframe, you
really like my dad, right?

Orel: coach stopframe, you
really like my dad, right?
Stopframe: uh, what?

Really like my dad, right?
Stopframe: uh, what?
Orel: I mean, you obviously

Stopframe: uh, what?
Orel: I mean, you obviously
respect him.

Orel: I mean, you obviously
respect him.
You have pictures of him in your

Respect him.
You have pictures of him in your
office.

You have pictures of him in your
office.
You honor him, in a way.

Office.
You honor him, in a way.
Stopframe: well...

You honor him, in a way.
Stopframe: well...
Orel: I just need to know --

Stopframe: well...
Orel: I just need to know --
what's good about my dad,

Orel: I just need to know --
what's good about my dad,
coach stopframe?

What's good about my dad,
coach stopframe?
Stopframe: why don't we talk

Coach stopframe?
Stopframe: why don't we talk
about it over some hot

Stopframe: why don't we talk
about it over some hot
chocolate, kid, after school?

About it over some hot
chocolate, kid, after school?
Orel: okay.

Chocolate, kid, after school?
Orel: okay.
[ Telephone rings ]

Orel: okay.
[ Telephone rings ]
stopframe: danielle

[ Telephone rings ]
stopframe: danielle
stopframe.

Stopframe: danielle
stopframe.
Clay: jingle danielle,

Stopframe.
Clay: jingle danielle,
jingle danielle stopframe

Clay: jingle danielle,
jingle danielle stopframe
stopframe: what do you want?

Jingle danielle stopframe
stopframe: what do you want?
Clay: hey, buddy.

Stopframe: what do you want?
Clay: hey, buddy.
How about a quick eggnog

Clay: hey, buddy.
How about a quick eggnog
nightcap?

How about a quick eggnog
nightcap?
Say, five minutes?

Nightcap?
Say, five minutes?
Stopframe: uh, doesn't it

Say, five minutes?
Stopframe: uh, doesn't it
have to be night for a nightcap?

Stopframe: uh, doesn't it
have to be night for a nightcap?
Clay: sure, but it's always

Have to be night for a nightcap?
Clay: sure, but it's always
night in some backwards culture.

Clay: sure, but it's always
night in some backwards culture.
Stopframe: how's your little

Night in some backwards culture.
Stopframe: how's your little
librarian?

Stopframe: how's your little
librarian?
Clay: huhoh, that!

Librarian?
Clay: huhoh, that!
[ Laughs ]

Clay: huhoh, that!
[ Laughs ]
that was just some

[ Laughs ]
that was just some
under-the-table insurance so

That was just some
under-the-table insurance so
she'll never bother me again.

Under-the-table insurance so
she'll never bother me again.
Stopframe: okay. Bye-bye.

She'll never bother me again.
Stopframe: okay. Bye-bye.
Clay: maybe I'll just have to

Stopframe: okay. Bye-bye.
Clay: maybe I'll just have to
bring my big stuffed bear over

Clay: maybe I'll just have to
bring my big stuffed bear over
to your place later tonight.

Bring my big stuffed bear over
to your place later tonight.
Stopframe: I don't think

To your place later tonight.
Stopframe: I don't think
that's such a good --

Stopframe: I don't think
that's such a good --
[ dial tone ]

Orel: and then he told
everyone that I accidentally
shot myself or the bear shot me.

Everyone that I accidentally
shot myself or the bear shot me.
Stopframe: or that you got

Shot myself or the bear shot me.
Stopframe: or that you got
between the bear and him.

Stopframe: or that you got
between the bear and him.
Orel: oh, a new one, I guess.

Between the bear and him.
Orel: oh, a new one, I guess.
Stopframe: he's got a million

Orel: oh, a new one, I guess.
Stopframe: he's got a million
of them, kid.

Stopframe: he's got a million
of them, kid.
Orel: what is it about him,

Of them, kid.
Orel: what is it about him,
coach stopframe, that you could

Orel: what is it about him,
coach stopframe, that you could
tell me so that I could honor

Coach stopframe, that you could
tell me so that I could honor
him again?

Tell me so that I could honor
him again?
Stopframe: uh, it's hard to

Him again?
Stopframe: uh, it's hard to
put into words, orel.

Stopframe: uh, it's hard to
put into words, orel.
Let's go ice-skating first.

Put into words, orel.
Let's go ice-skating first.
[ Laughter ]

Let's go ice-skating first.
[ Laughter ]
whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

[ Laughter ]
whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Hey, orel, didn't the doc say

Whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Hey, orel, didn't the doc say
you'll only need this crutch for

Hey, orel, didn't the doc say
you'll only need this crutch for
a couple more days?

You'll only need this crutch for
a couple more days?
Orel: yeah, but he never said

A couple more days?
Orel: yeah, but he never said
exactly how many.

Orel: yeah, but he never said
exactly how many.
Stopframe: come on.

Exactly how many.
Stopframe: come on.
You can do it.

Stopframe: come on.
You can do it.
Orel: whoa, whoa, whoa!

You can do it.
Orel: whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wow! You were right!

Orel: whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wow! You were right!
Stopframe: hey, I never

Wow! You were right!
Stopframe: hey, I never
thought I was good with kids.

Stopframe: hey, I never
thought I was good with kids.
Orel: well, you are a

Thought I was good with kids.
Orel: well, you are a
grade-school gym teacher.

Orel: well, you are a
grade-school gym teacher.
Stopframe: believe me, that

Grade-school gym teacher.
Stopframe: believe me, that
job has nothing to do with being

Stopframe: believe me, that
job has nothing to do with being
good with kids.

Job has nothing to do with being
good with kids.
Whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

Good with kids.
Whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Orel: so, now can you tell me

Whee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Orel: so, now can you tell me
something about my dad so I can

Orel: so, now can you tell me
something about my dad so I can
respect him again?

Something about my dad so I can
respect him again?
Stopframe: mm, not right now.

Respect him again?
Stopframe: mm, not right now.
You promised me we could go

Stopframe: mm, not right now.
You promised me we could go
a-wassailing.

You promised me we could go
a-wassailing.
So you're feeling left

A-wassailing.
So you're feeling left
alone

So you're feeling left
alone
in your thoughts

Alone
in your thoughts
no one's really helped

In your thoughts
no one's really helped
g*ns are black and dangerous

No one's really helped
g*ns are black and dangerous
as hell

g*ns are black and dangerous
as hell
in your car

As hell
in your car
they may not k*ll you if you

In your car
they may not k*ll you if you
stop

They may not k*ll you if you
stop
you know

Stop
you know
you sparkle so

You know
you sparkle so
it's not your --

You sparkle so
it's not your --
clay: everyone, get dressed!

It's not your --
clay: everyone, get dressed!
We're going christmas caroling!

Clay: everyone, get dressed!
We're going christmas caroling!
Bloberta: what do you mean?

We're going christmas caroling!
Bloberta: what do you mean?
Nowas a family?

Bloberta: what do you mean?
Nowas a family?
Cheerfully?

Nowas a family?
Cheerfully?
Clay: yes!

Cheerfully?
Clay: yes!
Bloberta: this I've got to

Clay: yes!
Bloberta: this I've got to
see.

Bloberta: this I've got to
see.
La la la la la la la la

See.
La la la la la la la la
laaaa

La la la la la la la la
laaaa
both: trim, trimmy trim

Laaaa
both: trim, trimmy trim
pop, poppy corn

Both: trim, trimmy trim
pop, poppy corn
orel: with butter!

Pop, poppy corn
orel: with butter!
Stopframe: butter.

Orel: with butter!
Stopframe: butter.
[ Chuckles ]

Stopframe: butter.
[ Chuckles ]
say, orel, can you grab the

[ Chuckles ]
say, orel, can you grab the
chocolate light bulbs out of

Say, orel, can you grab the
chocolate light bulbs out of
that box over there?

Chocolate light bulbs out of
that box over there?
Orel: sure, coach.

That box over there?
Orel: sure, coach.
Stopframe: uh, not that box.

Orel: sure, coach.
Stopframe: uh, not that box.
Orel: coach, you like my dad

Stopframe: uh, not that box.
Orel: coach, you like my dad
the way my mom likes my dad,

Orel: coach, you like my dad
the way my mom likes my dad,
don't you?

The way my mom likes my dad,
don't you?
Stopframe: your mom likes

Don't you?
Stopframe: your mom likes
your dad?

Stopframe: your mom likes
your dad?
Orel: oh, it's no use.

Your dad?
Orel: oh, it's no use.
You can't show me what there is

Orel: oh, it's no use.
You can't show me what there is
to honor my father about 'cause

You can't show me what there is
to honor my father about 'cause
there's nothing honorable about

To honor my father about 'cause
there's nothing honorable about
him.

There's nothing honorable about
him.
Stopframe: orel, somehow, in

Him.
Stopframe: orel, somehow, in
his own blundering way, your

Stopframe: orel, somehow, in
his own blundering way, your
father made you.

His own blundering way, your
father made you.
And that's honorable.

Father made you.
And that's honorable.
Bloberta: why here, of all

And that's honorable.
Bloberta: why here, of all
places?

Bloberta: why here, of all
places?
And shouldn't orel be with us

Places?
And shouldn't orel be with us
instead of that bear?

And shouldn't orel be with us
instead of that bear?
Clay: look --

Instead of that bear?
Clay: look --
can it!

Clay: look --
can it!
Now let's do something upbeat!

Can it!
Now let's do something upbeat!
If the lord were alive today

Now let's do something upbeat!
If the lord were alive today
what would you give him this

If the lord were alive today
what would you give him this
christmas

What would you give him this
christmas
orel: dad?

Christmas
orel: dad?
Bloberta: orel?

Orel: dad?
Bloberta: orel?
Clay: what are you doing here

Bloberta: orel?
Clay: what are you doing here
with my son?!

Clay: what are you doing here
with my son?!
Orel: stop!

With my son?!
Orel: stop!
Clay: the thought of the two

Orel: stop!
Clay: the thought of the two
of you together makes my skin

Clay: the thought of the two
of you together makes my skin
crawl!

Of you together makes my skin
crawl!
Orel: please, all we were

Crawl!
Orel: please, all we were
doing was...

Orel: please, all we were
doing was...
Having a nice time for the first

Doing was...
Having a nice time for the first
christmas in I don't know how

Having a nice time for the first
christmas in I don't know how
long.

Christmas in I don't know how
long.
I felt relaxed and full of joy.

Long.
I felt relaxed and full of joy.
Clay: [ inhales sharply ]

I felt relaxed and full of joy.
Clay: [ inhales sharply ]
this is r*pe!

Clay: [ inhales sharply ]
this is r*pe!
You r*ped my son!

This is r*pe!
You r*ped my son!
Bloberta: what?

You r*ped my son!
Bloberta: what?
Clay: with niceness in order

Bloberta: what?
Clay: with niceness in order
to get to me!

Clay: with niceness in order
to get to me!
Orel: um, dad --

To get to me!
Orel: um, dad --
clay: well, it worked!

Orel: um, dad --
clay: well, it worked!
You got to me!

Clay: well, it worked!
You got to me!
Now you stay away from him!

You got to me!
Now you stay away from him!
He's not yours! I am!

Now you stay away from him!
He's not yours! I am!
I mean, he's mine! My son!

He's not yours! I am!
I mean, he's mine! My son!
Oh.

I mean, he's mine! My son!
Oh.
I miss you...

Oh.
I miss you...
Orel.

I miss you...
Orel.
I need you in my life...

Orel.
I need you in my life...
Orel.

I need you in my life...
Orel.
And i...

Orel.
And i...
I...

And i...
I...
I love you.

I...
I love you.
Bloberta: we should go.

I love you.
Bloberta: we should go.
Clay: I love you.

Bloberta: we should go.
Clay: I love you.
I love you.

Clay: I love you.
I love you.
I love you.

I love you.
I love you.
I love you...

I love you.
I love you...
Orel.

I love you...
Orel.
Orel: come on, dad.

Orel.
Orel: come on, dad.
It's late.

Orel: come on, dad.
It's late.
Clay: no!

It's late.
Clay: no!
[ Glass shatters ]

Clay: no!
[ Glass shatters ]
stopframe: he's right.

[ Glass shatters ]
stopframe: he's right.
It's too late.

Stopframe: he's right.
It's too late.
Clay: yeah.

It's too late.
Clay: yeah.
Right.

Clay: yeah.
Right.
Stopframe: I had fun.

Well, how are you at trimming?
[ Chuckles ]
rev. Putty: today's christmas

[ Chuckles ]
rev. Putty: today's christmas
sermon is about family.

Rev. Putty: today's christmas
sermon is about family.
What is family?

Sermon is about family.
What is family?
Well, a lot of times, family is

What is family?
Well, a lot of times, family is
just a bunch of people who are

Well, a lot of times, family is
just a bunch of people who are
forced to be together just

Just a bunch of people who are
forced to be together just
because they came out of each

Forced to be together just
because they came out of each
other.

Because they came out of each
other.
But every so often...

Other.
But every so often...
Ooh ooh

But every so often...
Ooh ooh
ooh ooh

Ooh ooh
ooh ooh
ooh ooh

Ooh ooh
ooh ooh
rev. Putty: ...a miracle

Ooh ooh
rev. Putty: ...a miracle
happens.

Rev. Putty: ...a miracle
happens.
A loving family.

Happens.
A loving family.
Just like that -- out of

A loving family.
Just like that -- out of
nowhere.

Just like that -- out of
nowhere.
Now, what causes this?

Nowhere.
Now, what causes this?
A belief in god?

Now, what causes this?
A belief in god?
A strong moral structure.

A belief in god?
A strong moral structure.
Blind luck.

A strong moral structure.
Blind luck.
Who knows?

Blind luck.
Who knows?
Who cares?

Who knows?
Who cares?
Ah, you're not gonna get any

Who cares?
Ah, you're not gonna get any
answers out of me.

Ah, you're not gonna get any
answers out of me.
I'm just a puppet for the big

Answers out of me.
I'm just a puppet for the big
guy.

I'm just a puppet for the big
guy.
I don't write this stuff.

Guy.
I don't write this stuff.
The end.

I don't write this stuff.
The end.
Uh, I mean, amen.

The end.
Uh, I mean, amen.
Nah. Who am I kidding?

Uh, I mean, amen.
Nah. Who am I kidding?
The end.

You know it's true

It's not your time

My valentine

It's not your time

My valentine