01x06 - Battle for Battleworld

[bunniefuu]

Looks like the band is back together.

- Verily!
- I am Groot!

Nice to see you've all survived so far.

Guy's, I've got bad news.

Huh?

And that bad news is me!

Oh look,

it's the guy that thinks

gauntlets are a modern fashion accessory.

You have been disrupting my
plans for destroying your whole world.

Okay. Now I get it...

bring us all here, strand us,

and then wreck our worlds
one at a time without any interference.

[MENACING CHUCKLE]

You are smart, Stark.

But were you smart enough
to see this coming?

[SNAPS]

[MENACING LAUGH]

Welcome to my ship.

Great to be here, thanks for the invite.

Now, about this plan I've been working on,

here it is...

Go for the gauntlet!

[MANIACAL LAUGH]

[GRUNTS]

I am Groot!

[GRUNTS]

SPIDER-HAM:
Hot dog with a web comin' through!

[VICTORIOUS LAUGHTER]

Aunt Ham always taught me
to be thorough when wrapping packages.

THANOS: So the plan was to simply lose?

[OMINOUS CHUCKLE]

Haha! Forgot about the pig, didn't ya?

Grrr!

And now I send you all off to oblivion

where you belong.

[GRUNTING]

Hope you don't mind me
messing up your little plan Iron Man.

Ah. Always leave room
for some improv, I say.

[ROARING]

Bring it.

We need that gauntlet.

I am Groot.

Peek...

a...

Boo! [CHUCKLE]

[SNAPS]

No!

Fits like a glove.

Gauntlet...
I think he calls it a gauntlet.

I call it...

Victory.

[ALL CHEERING]

I guess the gauntlet's on
the other hand now.

What will you do to me?

How about...

a vacation.

[SNAPS]

Huh? No!

Yeah.

[SNAPS]

[SCREAMING]

Shall we journey back and
clean up this mess?

- Verily!
- I am Groot!

Let's find a vending
machine or something. I'm starving.

But, just so you know I don't eat pork.

LOKI: My, my.
What a cramped and dismal place.

You look like you could use...

a hand.

[SINISTER LAUGH]