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01x02 - Chapter II: Primordeous

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Aquaman: King of Atlantis". Aired: October 14 – October 28, 2021.*
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Alongside trusted allies Mera and Vulko, King Aquaman faces unscrupulous surface dwellers, ancient evils from beyond time, and his half-brother's attempts to overthrow him.

01x02 - Chapter II: Primordeous

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[music]

Yeah!

[growls]

[yawns]

Uh, King Ocean Master?

Are you really gonna hold

that dramatic pose

the entire time that we wait?

Yes, Vulko! I need to look very

cool when Aquaman walks in.

Are you sure?

'Cause the guard saw him,

like 30 minutes ago, ya know, and if we

could meet him halfway,

that would save us a lot of time and

Shh, quiet! He's coming!

[clock ticking]

No, you know what, I think

that's somebody's watch.

Aw, fine, my arms

are getting tired anyway.

Vulko, we're back!

Dang it. I told you, Vulko!

Surprise, Aquaman!

I, Ocean Master,

am king once again!

What?

[choir singing]

That's right, Aquaman!

Since you abandon your kingdom

for an entire year,

the throne defaulted to me!

I am king again!

And as soon as my

powerful armies [clank]

[grunts]

[Atlantean] Aquaman

has defeated King Ocean Master!

Long live King Aquaman!

[deadpan cheering] Yay

Aw, man, they just finished

my royal portrait.

Oh, brother, you're telling me.

Gonna have to start

making these simpler.

[sighs] What gives, Vulko?

How were we gone

for an entire year?

It felt like only a day

to take down Mortikov!

Yeah, he buried Outpost Four

under his mine!

We saved them, by the way.

I am innocent!

I want lawyer.

Biggest lawyer you have!

Most violent lawyer!

Quiet. He also created a desert

in the middle of the ocean.

He was controlling the water!

And not in a cool way.

- Yeah, we think he did it with this.

- Fascinating!

This crystal must

create a super gravity field.

Once Mortikov figured that out,

he was able to displace

the water and power his mine.

So inside the gravity bubble

Time itself slowed down.

Or something like that.

I don't know.

I'm just spitballing here.

Shockingly accurate guess!

This is exactly

how I do my crimes.

- You heard the man!

- Wait, no.

Take him away!

[guards laughing]

[Mortikov] I will get you for this!

You won't.

I've read about a crystal like this,

but I'll need to do some research

Oh, Topo!

Bring the crystal to my vault

and find me some books

about weird crystals.

I want at least eight. You're

an octopus, not a uno-pus.

[warbles]

[sighs] It's hard to find

good help these days.

I know what you mean.

My royal advisor keeps letting

my nemesis become king

even though I keep telling him not to.

[groans] You know who doesn't

have trouble following orders?

Clams.

Literally do not have brains.

What was I supposed to do?

You weren't here to answer

the challenge of royal combat.

I'll say it in clam

so you can understand.

[Aquaman] Throw

Ocean Master in jail.

Oh, Sire, please.

I'm not a clam,

and Ocean Master

has committed no crime!

He's right, Aquaman!

Call off your clams!

Hmm.

Look, I know he's responsible

for w*r and destruction,

but he was king and challenging

you to royal combat

is obviously legal.

That's how you became king

in the first place.

Oh, I could throw you both

in jail. Would that help?

No! It would not!

Vulko, c'mon!

Ugh. Stupid throne.

Why can't Atlanteans make a chair

that's comfortable to sit on?

Uh, Atlanteans don't actually

sit on their chairs.

You're supposed to float

an inch above them.

They're for decoration.

Hey, he's letting

his butt touch the throne!

[all laughing]

Uh, no! No, I'm not!

Come on, I'm losing them.

There's gotta be something Ocean

Master did that's a crime!

Like, um, stealing your trident?

Yeah, like, for example,

if he did something

like stealing my trident,

then we could put him in jail.

Well, good news!

[laughs maniacally]

You may have the throne,

but I have your dumb pointy stick!

[laughing maniacally]

[Atlanteans laughing]

Oh, man.

- [angrily] Hmm.

- Classic Ocean Master.

Hey, remember when

Ocean Master was king?

Ha! Yeah

I wonder what he's doing now.

- He's stealing my trident!

- Oh, right.

Wow, that's pretty

embarrassing for you, huh?

[Atlanteans laughing]

You don't need the trident

to be king.

Perhaps you should just, I don't know,

focus on managing your kingdom?

How can I manage a kingdom

that's laughing at me?

They don't know you.

And you don't know them.

When they see

who you really are,

they'll fall in love with you

just like I did.

Uh-huh. Or we go get the

trident back right now,

because this makes me

look really bad.

You're overreacting.

Stealing from the king

is a punchable offense.

[Mera] Sorry!

'Fraid he's right.

- Hey!

- Gotta punch him, Vulko.

- It's gotta happen.

- Nice!

I, King Aquaman,

will reclaim my trident,

capture the criminal Ocean Master,

and throw him into sea jail,

because I'm good at being king.

"King Aquaman, the Good"!

You should put that

on my royal portrait.

[Aquaman] Hey!

Stop erasing my trident!

[people chattering indistinctly]

Where is he? Where is he?

Where is he?

- Calm down, man. It'll be fine.

- No, you don't get it.

If we don't find Ocean Master fast,

I'm going to lose my kingdom's respect.

[groans] No you won't.

Atlantis loves you!

- Really?

- Yeah, of course they do.

Look, everyone! It's King Aquaman!

There, see?

[giggles]

[Ocean Master] Check this out everybody!

Duh, I'm King Aquaman!

I was born on land.

There's no wa-wa,

so it hurts to fall down. Whoops.

Owie, I broke all my bones.

I need my bones to stand!

[growls]

Guess I'll sit in this chair

and touch it with my big butt.

[booing]

- Hey!

- [Ocean Master] Uh-oh.

[Atlantean] Hey!

Don't worry, Atlanteans.

Looks like a job for

King Aquaman the Good!

I don't have a big butt.

Yes he does, but it's nice!

- [slurping on straw]

- [gasping]

[Ocean Master laughs]

Hey, look, it's Ocean Master!

[cheering]

[Aquaman] Hey, watch where you're going!

[Ocean Master] You can't tell

me what to do.

[all] Ocean Master!

- Aw, jeez.

- We got you, guys!

Ocean Master!

Ocean Master! Ocean Master!

Ocean Master!

Stop cheering for Ocean Master!

We're the ones that saved you.

Stop it!

Yeah! Ocean Master, Ocean

Master, Ocean Master!

[Aquaman] Give me back my

trident, you little brat!

- Gotcha!

- Uh-uh.

[laughs]

[Mera] I don't think so!

[Aquaman] Ha-a! Sorry.

Faster, peasant!

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Ocean Master!

Golly, so cool!

Hey, cut it out.

Aw, nuts! Look out!

[laughs]

[both] Ocean Master!

Whoo-hoo!

That's it!

[laughs] Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Clams!

Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop it!

Tiny bites! Tiny bites!

Outta the way!

Get off of me, clams!

Hey, it's Ocean Master!

He stepped on my foot!

I can't believe it!

- [all cheering]

- [Aquaman] Stop liking Ocean Master!

Wow, it's Ocean Master!

- What?

- Can I get a Oh!

Autograph? Ahhh!

Did you guys see Ocean Master?

[screams]

- Whoa there!

- [Aquaman] Sorry about that!

Hyah!

What an inconsiderate man.

- [Ocean Master] Intentionally punching you.

- [Atlantean] Thank you!

[Mera] This way! He's headed

for the Seafood District!

Your meal, sir. Enjoy!

- Whoa!

- [Ocean Master] Out of the way!

Wow, Ocean Master came to my restaurant.

Oh, that's great for business.

- Where'd he go?

- That way!

Oh, it's the guy who can talk to fish.

He's terrible for business.

Hey, just because I can

talk to sea creatures

doesn't mean I don't eat them.

[all grumbling]

- Oh! Get out!

- Ow! Okay, Fine!

[woman] You ruined it, Aquaman!

Where'd he go?

[gasps]

Thanks for the ride. Grab on.

Why do they call it the

Seafood District anyways?

It's not like there's

a Land Food District.

- Sure there is!

- Huh?

[both groaning]

Oh, the Land Food District!

[laughs] They're dead!

- No, we're not.

- [Ocean Master] Oh, rats!

[laughs] Try and catch me!

[growls] Ocean Master!

[humming]

Face it, Aquaman! You stink!

Oh, no!

C'mon! Ocean Master is

headed for the Global Vents!

Right! Uh, totally.

The Global what?

Did you learn anything at land school?

Oh, or were they too busy

teaching you fairy tales,

- like "outer space"?

- Uh, outer space is real!

Right. There's less water,

but more floating. Got it.

- What? No!

- [gasps] There he is!

[Ocean Master vocalizing]

- Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

- Shh!

All clear!

[Ocean Master] Outta the way!

[Atlantean] Ahhh!

[Ocean Master] Make way,

you dumb babies!

Huh?

Hey, it's Ocean Master!

- Aw, so cool! Ahhh!

- Outta the way!

[laughing]

[commuter] Yo, Aquaman!

Ocean Master's got your trident.

Oh, man, I would not want

to be in your position.

[laughs] This is so

embarrassing for you.

Argh! Argh! Argh!

Oh, so embarrassing.

[groans]

Give us the trident!

Why don't you come and get it?

[laughs]

Fine by me.

[Mera] Look at that!

The vents are real!

What else did they

teach you at land school?

That beneath the rock

is burning hot magma.

Oh. Well, that part's true.

[screaming]

- Ah. I hate that part.

- Whoa! Where are we?

Uh, the Ice Level. Gotta cool

down after the Lava Level.

What?

There's no ice beneath the magma.

Oh, here comes the Clover Level!

Huh?

Ah! So pretty!

Oh, man, I just love this place.

This can't be real.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Oh. Then you're really not

gonna like the Nightmare Level.

- It's full of nightmares.

- What?

Huh. I don't see any nightmares.

- [hisses]

- [screams]

It's best not to look.

[Aquaman] How can you not look?

- [Mera] Oh, great, it's an eye guy.

- Mera

- [Mera] Don't look in the eye.

- [Aquaman] I can't help it.

[screams]

Calm down! We almost have him.

I told you not to look in the eye!

[gasps]

- Hmm.

- Ahhh!

[Ocean Master] Ahhh!

You haven't Okay, uncle!

[laughs]

King Aquaman is victorious!

See, everyone, I'm a good king.

[groans]

Just give me the trident.

No!

I let you capture me on purpose.

You did not.

Yeah-huh!

Every nemesis has a plan

where they get captured on purpose,

and this one's mine!

No, it isn't.

And it's a dumb plan anyway.

- What if you got away?

- I didn't want to!

You tried really hard to get away.

You almost got away.

- No, I didn't.

- No, he didn't.

Yes, he did.

I won and you lost.

Now let go of my trident

- Never!

- Fine.

[grunts]

Face it, Ocean Master.

Even though you tried really hard,

you can't distract me from the facts.

[fish wheezing]

Okay, that's kind of distracting.

- What is that?

- Whoa

I'm gonna touch this one.

Maybe you shouldn't.

Eh, I'm sure it's fine.

[Aquaman and Ocean Master screaming]

Did you just get caught

on a fish hook? Really?

- No, I don't know!

- All your conversations with fish

- and this never came up?

- What is happening?

What?

Big fish.

Ugh, is he part of your plan too?

Uh Yeah, that's right!

I've got an ally! Ha-ha!

It's not my fault you

don't have any friends!

I've got one.

Huh?

Crud!

[grunts]

[coughs]

Ah! A noble ally has come to

the rescue of Ocean Master.

[growls]

[laughs nervous] Of course,

you will be handsomely

rewarded for your service.

Uh, uh, well

uh, rewarded anyhow

Whoa! Hey, hey what gives?

We're supposed to be allies.

Let me go. Come on, man.

Small fish.

[Aquaman] Almost got it!

- You're making it worse.

- Wait! Just quit moving around!

Okay. I think I made it worse.

[growls] Big fish.

Help! Save me Aquaman! Help me!

Save me! Help! Help!

Save you? I thought

this guy was your ally.

I was lying!

Save me! You have to save me!

[groans] Ocean Master.

Whoa!

He's got us hooked!

Can you sink that thing?

Hmm. I'll try!

Whoa! You're doing it!

It's working. Keep going!

- Quiet, I need to concentrate!

- Oop! Right.

[growls]

[Ocean Master] Whoa, whoa!

[growls]

- Ahhh! He's got a torpedo!

- What?

Oh. Ha-ha!

It's just a regular grenade.

Hmm?

[groans]

Huh? Ocean Master?

Hey Ocean Master, you

out there anywhere?

Uh, I think he's gone.

[sighs]

So be it. Farewell, my brother.

Still got your trident.

Oh, that little Ugh, I hate this!

We're supposed to be

getting revenge on him,

not saving him.

It's fine. It'll still

be the same mission.

Get Ocean Master, punch him,

and bring the trident back to Atlantis.

- Yeah, but it's less fun now.

- True.

But if you don't bring

Ocean Master back,

everyone's definitely gonna think

you one hundred percent k*lled him.

And I won't even get to.

That's the worst part. [groans]

- Where do you think they went?

- I don't know.

I have to ask for help

from the only people

who don't think I'm a total joke.

People who are not people.

- People who

- [Mera] Just say fish!

Fish.

I'm talking

To the fish, yeah ♪

I'm talking to the fish ♪

Like this one, that one

Her or him ♪

Or maybe even this! ♪

I send down

The kind of sonar ♪

It intercepts their brains ♪

They sh**t it back to me ♪

And it goes inside my face ♪

They tell me

Their thoughts and fears ♪

They tell me secret things ♪

They all love me

And I love them ♪

Because I am their king! ♪

Wow.

Okay. Whoo! Nice.

But did any of them know anything

about that fisherman guy?

None of them knew nothing.

Hmm. Ah, here we go!

Pardon me. Do you know anything

about a fisherman around here?

Ugly guy? Squid for a hat?

[warbling indistinctly]

Uh-huh. I see.

What are they saying?

They're migrating, they

don't know the area.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Really?

Wow, that's crazy.

- What's crazy?

- Nothing.

I'm having trouble getting

into this conversation.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, it's really

lovely this time of year.

[sighs]

Ooh! What about this guy?

Ask this guy.

That's a tuna. You're basically

asking me to talk to a cow?

[tuna mooing]

Let's go talk to some krill.

Have you seen a fisherman around here?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

What are they saying?

They're saying "You must flee

from here, your royal highness,

- there are terrible beasts about!"

- Wait. Really?

Yes. Krill are very intelligent

and respect their king.

No, I mean, should we be

worried about, "beasts?"

Nah. Krill are cowards.

It's probably nothing.

Whatever you say, man.

You're the expert.

[snarling]

- Hey, over here, genius!

- [crab] Hey!

Hey, buddy. You know

anything about a fisherman

that lives around here?

Yeah, maybe. Who's askin'?

Aquaman, King of the Seas.

- Got a few questions for you.

- Eh, I'm kinda busy here.

This won't take long.

You said you've seen him?

- Yeah, 'course I've seen him!

- [growls]

Ahhh! Okay, okay!

He's a weird guy.

The scariest, meanest fisherman

the seas have ever known.

Nobody knows where he came from.

Nobody knows where he goes.

And nobody,

not nobody,

wants to find out.

[dramatically]

Bum-bum-bamp!

- I wanna find out.

- Oh, okay. He lives over there.

Little island property.

It's real nice!

I see.

Thank you, crab.

Uh, yeah, you're welcome, sea ape.

Now, if you don't mind.

And even if you do, I got a

lot of snails to eat. Okay?

[chomping]

That might be the worst

thing I've ever seen.

Really?

Uh, have you seen that?

[sea creatures roaring]

The krill were right,

krill are always right!

Out of the water!

[screams]

What are these things

Ugh. I blame that creepy fisherman dude.

Well, this is his island. Let's ask him.

[groans]

- [Mera] Hey watch it!

- Oops, sorry.

Stupid branches!

This would be a lot

easier if I had my trident.

If you had your trident,

we wouldn't be here.

- I know that!

- Don't yell at me.

Okay, fine. Just give me

a second to stop yelling

because it's hard to stop

once I start.

- Fine!

- Fine!

[both growling]

[Aquaman sighs]

I just Sometimes I don't

know if I'm cut out to be king.

Everything I do seems wrong.

Ocean Master took my trident

and everyone laughed

My basic understanding of

what the earth is made of

is totally wrong.

A creepy guy with a squid for a hat

tried to blow me up with a fishing lure.

There's dang monsters in the water.

I had to watch a crab eat snails.

And now I have to save

my dumb half brother

and get my trident back,

so that maybe Atlantis won't

realize I'm a total fraud!

Did you see the way they made fun of me?

Hey, I make fun of you.

That's different. I know you.

[rustling]

What the heck was that?

Did you hear that sound?

Something is stalking us!

Huh?

Come out and show yourself!

Uh. Maybe don't show yourself.

You probably look all weird.

[shrieks]

[screams]

What is this thing?

[Wendy] Tim! Knock that off!

- [Tim sighs]

- Tim?

Sorry about my boy.

We don't get many guests out here.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

- Please be careful.

- Don't worry.

I will.

[Aquaman chewing]

Oh, that's good.

So good.

This is good.

So good.

Oh, boy!

Wendy, you are a master chef!

I thought you said you'd be careful.

I know, but it's grilled salmon!

- I love grilled salmon!

- I know.

[laughs] She knows I

love grilled salmon.

- [scoffs]

- I can't grill in Atlantis.

- Huh?

- And it's not just the water.

The whole idea of cooking your food

- really freaks everyone out.

- [scoffs]

Even the sharks think

it's like, psychopathic.

I don't even bring it up any Ow!

Look, we're trying to find a fisherman

so we can talk to him

about some monsters.

He wears a squid for a hat.

Really ugly, creepy guy.

Do you know anyone like that?

The only fisherman I know who

lives around here is my husband.

Oh, well, that's, uh,

obviously not him.

Because your family is

not creepy and weird.

Oh

[gurgling]

Hello.

[gurgles and chuckles]

But just out of curiosity,

where would we find

your fisherman husband?

- What's his name?

- His name is Fisherman.

Very normal.

I wish I could tell you where he is.

I haven't seen him in weeks.

He saw some strange

lights out on the water.

Took his boat out to investigate,

and never returned.

The sea started getting weird.

Started filling up with

fish that aren't right.

Sounds like they're

definitely connected,

But he never wore a squid hat,

not my Fisherman.

Sure he wore a crab

hat for a whole year.

But that was a joke.

[chuckling]

- And what a funny joke it is.

- I get it.

You'll find my husband, won't you?

Find out what's causing those lights?

We're too far south

for the Northern lights,

too far east for the West Fargo,

bowling alley laser light Friday nights.

And those strange fish.

Something's wrong.

I can feel it.

Please.

Timmy needs his dad.

I understand.

My mother was stolen

from me when I was a baby.

I spent my life looking out to sea,

wondering if I'd ever see her again.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

I'll find your dad, and my worst enemy.

- He's with your dad.

- Huh? [warbles]

[gasps]

Again with the snails.

Ah, we'll swim out and find him.

No, the waters are dangerous.

Take boat.

Eh, we're used to danger.

You've never seen danger like this.

Take boat!

[thunder rumbles]

[music]

Yeah, it's probably good

we're not in the water.

It's nice of Wendy to lend us this boat.

Hey, look at me.

Ahoy, there.

I'm Captain Mera of the SS Boat?

It gets the point across.

I'll give her that.

Hey, it was nice of you to share

that stuff about your mother.

I know you don't like to talk about it.

[sighs] I keep thinking about

my dad, about his lighthouse.

How many boats like this one

followed my father's light to safety?

How many fishermen did he bring home?

Other kids' fathers.

- Other kids' mothers.

- I don't think these lights go home.

No, of course they don't.

Everything's upside down.

I don't understand any of it.

A king is supposed to be wise.

I look around and nothing makes sense.

It only feels that way.

Okay, fine, I have absolutely no

idea what any of these things are,

but sometimes you just got to

beat some sense into the world.

- [gasps] Whoa.

- [snarls]

Get out of here.

[screeches]

I really wish I had my trident now.

Good thing I still

have my favorite weapon.

Batter up. Here comes

Gross. It's got a bunch of guys in it.

Well, I think we're about to find out

where that light's coming from.

Look.

[screaming]

Creatures are coming from

that big gross island.

[whimpers]

- Stop that.

- I don't think we can hold them off.

I can't die on this boat

like a true surface dweller.

Everyone in Atlantis is

gonna think I'm a clown.

Who cares what they

think? You'll be dead.

Most clowns are dead.

You really want those

to be your last words?

Okay, fine.

I love you.

- Really.

- Aw, I really

I love you too.

Huh

Huh?

Mera! Mera!

We've got to get out of here.

These things are everywhere.

- Ahhh!

- [both grunting]

[gasping]

Ew!

Oh, great.

The only thing more

embarrassing than needing a boat

is being stuck without one here.

- What is this place?

- [mumbling voice]

Hey, Fisherman, we're friends now.

Look, Wendy even gave us Boat.

- [shrieking]

- Uh, yeah, sorry about that,

but we'll find some other way

to get you off this island.

[chuckles]

[laughing maniacally]

Fisherman is gone.

I am Primordeus,

and I am this island.

- Okay, that's scary. [gasps]

- Huh?

[both] Whoa!

Ugh. I think that squid is

messing with Fisherman's brain.

Yes, the squid is an extension

of the mind of Primordeus,

like these other creatures.

Our minds merged

inseparably when Fisherman

put the squid on his head.

- You know, as a joke.

- Oh, that's good. [chuckles]

- It's funny.

- I'm going to be honest.

I don't get it at all.

I am a highly evolved super being

who processes existence

1,000 times faster than you.

I promise you,

the joke is very funny.

Just give us Fisherman.

His family needs him.

Oh, yes, his family.

When I met the Fisherman

he wanted nothing more

than to catch the big fish

and feed his family.

Pathetic.

Now he wants what Primordeus wants.

To spread.

To conquer.

To rule the entire ocean!

- No!

- What?

No. The ocean has one king,

and he's tired of people

coming for his throne.

I am King Aquaman.

You will kneel before me

and you will give me

that freaking trident.

You bore me, King Aquaman.

At least your friend's preparing

to do something very interesting.

[groans]

Ow.

Aquaman!

[chuckles]

Whoa.

Whoa. Huh?

Ugh, Fisherman!

[screams]

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ow.

Huh?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh, my gosh.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Mera!

- Okay, no more water.

Time to bust out the classics.

Dodge this.

[chuckles]

All right, tough guy.

Come here.

- Stop dodging!

- Very well.

Very well indeed.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow, my fingies.

What was that?

Oh, nuts.

[laughs]

I told you

I experience time faster than

you lowly beings can

possibly comprehend.

- Huh?

- To me you move more like statues.

No more bothersome than an itch.

Oh, yeah. What about

an itch you can't reach?

I can reach any itch.

You call yourself a king?

Well, what is a king

compared to a living god?

[laughs maniacally]

You know what? I don't need

this in my life right now.

I'm done. I'm out of here.

You think you can escape from me?

No, I don't.

You know what I think's gonna happen?

I think you're going to

skewer me with my own trident.

And when you do, I think

my pants are going to rip

and a bird is going to poop

on my head.

And then, you and your monsters

are gonna take over the ocean,

and m*ssacre everyone in Atlantis.

And everyone in Atlantis

right before they die,

you know what they're going to say?

They're going to say, "Well,

at least he's not King Aquaman.

That guy was a real loser."

And they're all going to have

a big laugh as you eat them,

or zombify them, or

whatever your deal is.

- Hmm?

- I've had my throne stolen,

my trident stolen.

I've had an entire year stolen.

A whole year. I don't want to

know what my freak smells like.

I've been blown up, chomped on.

People laughed at my butt.

I had to watch people eat snails,

twice!

And now, Aquaman, King Dingus,

has to find a living God island?

[seagull caws]

[grunts]

- Hey, do that again.

- What? This?

[winces]

That's it. Okay.

New plan. It's punching time.

Sounds a lot like your old plan.

Ha! Take your best shot.

My mind is faster than you can imagine.

But your body isn't.

Fisherman is just the

voice of Primordeus.

The entire island is his body.

It's impossible to miss

and a voice split up,

he can't stop us both.

- Silence.

- Mera.

This.

And, this.

Argh!

Stop that.

Stop. Please.

No.

[groans]

Yeah. Oh, man, I always

wanted to swing on a vine,

or whatever this is.

Ha-ha!

Keep going.

Center of the island. That's

where the light's coming from.

No, stop. Don't go there.

- Right behind you, Aquaman.

- Please. No.

Meh, it'll grow back.

Whoa.

Oh, that looks good.

Let's check that out

Wait.

- Ready?

- All right.

No! Stop!

You know, I'm actually starting to think

this whole experience

is quite good for

Huh? Oh.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Well, not beautiful, but it's

something.

[grumbling]

- Hey, Aquaman, check it out.

- Huh?

Look?

Everything outside the

bubble is frozen in time.

This is where Primordeus's mind is.

Now that we're in here, we're

perceiving time as fast as he is.

Awesome.

- [chuckles]

- Huh?

All right, Primordeus, or Fisherman,

or whatever your name is.

Now the playing field is even.

Time to battle as equals.

Whoops.

Argh!

This is so much easier

than I thought it would be.

No. Just gotta pick the leg. Oh

- I think he's had it, man.

- Yeah, all right.

Aquaman, the good, has achieved

his goal and reclaimed his trident.

- Was this thing even worth it?

- Yeah, I think so.

Anyway, let's go check

out that giant head

with all the fingers

and teeth and eyeballs,

Huh?

Oh, yeah. Big head thing.

The light's coming from inside.

- Well, what do you know?

- Huh?

What the heck, is

that another crystal

- like Mortikov's?

- Yeah, different color, though.

I'll check for batteries.

No, wait. Look.

This one's powered by that toxic waste.

- I don't think we should touch it.

- Don't worry, I won't.

Luckily for us, toxic

waste is the same as water.

That's why you don't work

for my sanitation department.

One. You don't have a

sanitation department.

Maybe listen to Vulko once in a while.

And, two, stand back.

Ha! You did it.

It's powering down.

- Hey, let's get out of here.

- Huh? Oh, okay.

Hey, wait up.

Mera?

Hey, up here.

Whoa.

The time bubble thing is gone,

it's all back to normal.

- It's beautiful.

- You can see forever.

It's like the view from your lighthouse.

I don't know. I think it might

be better than my lighthouse

[both] Huh?

Oh?

No, please.

I just wanted to see.

Primordeus has never

experienced normal time before.

Primordeus.

I was birthed by the glowing

waste and evolved over millennia

inside the time

distortion of the crystal.

But how long was it really?

A week?

- A day.

- So, you were evolving those monsters.

And with time returning to

normal, you can't do that anymore?

- Great, we did it.

- What about the monsters

that are already out there?

Eh, it's a big ocean. There's

room for a few monsters.

Are we older now?

How does this work?

No, time stopped outside

the bubble this time.

But now that you mention it,

I think I see a couple gray hairs.

[scoffs] Gray hair

makes you look tough and cool.

But you're kidding, right?

Just enjoy the sunrise, Grandpa.

Enjoy it?

The entire world is turning so

quickly. Right before your eyes.

It's terrifying.

The sun will scarcely

set before it rises,

and again, and again.

Your very lives are rushing past.

You barely have time to

think before, before

[farts]

- Doesn't it make you feel small?

- Yeah, it does.

Perhaps it is well enough to

be small, to be like Aquaman.

[chuckles]

Yeah, I guess it is.

To be weak and slow, and insignificant.

- Okay, well, I'm relatively strong

- And, not smart.

Yeah, I still don't like this guy.

Look, it's true.

We don't have all the time in the world.

But that's why people are important.

Our time is precious.

So when we spend it with each other

we make each other significant.

I I think I understand.

Hey, Fisherman, there you are.

My family.

My weak and slow little family.

It has been eons.

- Hello, uh

- Wendy and Tim.

Hello, Wendy.

Hello, Tim.

Yeah. I felt bad about

sending you here all alone.

So, we came to dig your grave

in case you died a horrible death.

Looks like you're fine.

So that's good.

Yep. We're all fine.

I'm an island now.

- Sorry.

- Nah, that's all right.

We'll just live here.

Give your father a hug.

[warbles]

[chuckles]

Ouch.

Well, I'm glad that all worked out.

Come on, Mera.

Let's go home.

I miss Atlantis.

Even if they do make fun of my butt.

Eh, they're just jealous you

grew up with staircases. [groans]

- Got them gravity glutes.

- Never say that.

So long, Primordeus.

Good luck, Fisherman.

I'm glad we were able to teach

you the importance of family.

Speaking of family, do

you want your brother back?

[both]

Oh! Ocean Master!

- What a man.

- We totally forgot.

Uh, hey, Ocean Master, you look good.

[groaning]

I'm gonna get you out of here.

[exclaims]

Ha-ha! Freedom!

[coughs]

- Whoa! You, uh

- You're super old, huh.

You know what? It's fine.

I don't have to understand

everything. It's fine.

[groaning]

Should I punch him?

- I wouldn't feel right about that.

- Aw!

Give me that trident.

You can't have my trident.

Well, can I have a cane

or stick or something?

I've been here for,

like, a hundred years.

My back hurts.

How about a fishy back ride?

Will be good for your joints.

Come back and visit any time, Aquaman.

I will.

- You won't.

- Definitely not.

Come on, we got to get back

and show this thing to Vulko.

He said he had eight books

about a weird blue crystal,

so maybe one of them is about

a weird red crystal, too.

[chomping]

[laughs]

Oh, that grilled salmon, though.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Just walk away.

[giggling]

[music]

Hey, it's a little late,

don't you think?

For work, I mean.

You should go home.

Thanks, Your Majesty.

- You did a great job today.

- Uh you did too.

Aw, thanks.

You know, I was starting to

think you guys didn't like me.

[sighs]

That's a great painting of a good king.

Okay, everybody, it's lights out.

Let's flip them little light switches.

Hey, Gruffneck, lights out.

Kragdor, Rebecca, I know

you heard me. Lights out.

You too, Naughty Johnny.

Let's see them lights out.

Attaboy.

You, in there. Lights out.

Yeah, Yeah.

Hey

anyone ever tell you you look just

like the old king, Ocean Master?

I am Ocean Master.

My greatness is unmistakable.

Even have a little mole

on my left cheek, see.

Oh, yeah. I've never had a

celebrity in my jail. Neat.

Hey, remember when you stole

Aquaman's trident? That was so funny.

[chuckles]

It was funny, and worth it,

that's the important part.

Totally worth it.

[coughs]

Hey. Whatever happened with

that, besides the jail part?

You know how it is.

I was abducted by a sentient island.

Yeah, that'll happen.

And, I would have

kicked that island's butt

if he didn't have that stupid,

time distorting, red crystal.

Them's the brakes, I guess.

Well, enjoy jail, but not too much,

because, then, they get

mad at me. [chuckles]

Ah! Worth it, all worth it.

[voice] Did I hear

you speak of red crystal?

I would like to hear more about this.

[laughs maniacally]

[farts]