01x10 - Joyride

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that's what gives us unlimited access a

chance to go anywhere anytime you want

freedom now this is what i'm talking

about

this is all about style hey how do i

look

not you hey wow

i could just drive forever oh not at

that price

excuse me uh no money down and uh

low monthlies how's it going great great

you know this car is really you little

lady yeah it fits you

like a glove yeah hope you meet a better

class of guys too

excuse me i was just kidding about that

uh look how can i help make your life

better today we're just looking oh

good looking fine uh what kind of money

are we talking here uh

she said we're just looking oh great oh

i think your friend found something

oh perfect these two should have an

interesting conversation

he's a beauty isn't she no it needs a

little work

oh just a little polish what's your name

son

dylan dylan what's good name dylan yep

you picked one of my favorites she's

only been driven

2 300 miles at a hundred thousand

the odometer flipped oh well

you know uh i'll tell you what i'll tell

you

knock down 500 4 000 4 000 she's yours

you drive out a winner

current blue book value for this car

runs about 3 200.

you know your cars all right you know

dermot i like you don't ask me why just

feel the love

let's take it for a run all right

let's be careful

she's got a lot of bang under the hood

yeah i think i can handle it

you guys ready to hit the open road road

to freedom

i need to see your driver's license

there you go

this is a learner's permit

you guys are babies you're wasting my

time

much for that road to freedom

so

driving is a privilege dylan you must

take it seriously

i remember when my dad was giving me

money yeah should we go on the freeway

today

we should master the residential streets

first i think we can try the freeway in

a few weeks

weeks dad come on it's not like i don't

know how to drive

i mastered every level of grand prix

race wait this is a bit more complicated

than playing a video game on the couch

no let's start with your seat belt

huh always put your seat belt on

all right got it let's go wait

check the rear view mirror all right

it's adjusted properly

now turn the key

take your foot off the gas pedal dylan

sorry

right okay put it in reverse

and slowly take your foot off

the brake

no problem truck's fine that's good son

the important thing is nobody got hurt

yet okay

let's drive let's go slowly

turn right up here okay

right right other right

slower dylan stop

stop stop the truck

oh i'm so ready for the freeway

come on come on 75 80

85 100 come on 125

175 oh no

is that supposed to happen yes ashley

that's exactly what's supposed to happen

i spend hour after hour designing and

building a rocket just so i can watch it

crash and burn

well good job then sarcasm is completely

wasted on you

here okay i still can't believe you're

getting extra credit for this

well i just told mr golden this was a

practical application of physics

theories

various mixes of fuel get various thrust

power

he bought it no problem good scam

i wonder if my art teacher will give me

extra credit if i start blowing things

up

yeah well i only get the credit if i

have a successful launch of 3000 feet by

monday

back to the drawing board back to the

hobby shop

gotta get more supplies build a new one

you want to come oh could i a hobby shop

with you rocket boy

thank you for making my wildest dream

come true so that's enough a big fat one

well it's good to see sarcasm isn't

wasted on you

a little heavy on the go juice don't you

think

hey mr rocket how you doing i know you

yeah you know me i've been coming here

for years mr roberts uh the guy with the

cars he brings me here to get my rocket

supplies

huh well there's a no refunds it's a

store policy no i don't want to refund

mr rocket

rocket's not my real name okay no sorry

what is your name

that's on a need to know basis and uh

you don't need to know

okay

are you still here what do you want what

do we got here

oh air pockets you didn't pack the

fuselage properly you got to be careful

with these things

i'm going for 3000 feet 3 000 feet

now you're really trying to take it to

the next level then huh no point in

doing things small

i like the way you think that's that's

good

okay it's all about your fuel exactly

i don't think i have the mixture correct

i know you don't not enough for the big

bang

all right wait here don't steal anything

i wasn't planning on it you're not doing

any drugs or anything are you

uh no sir i never use them that's good

okay this is my own mixture i'm gonna

take four parts of a

mix them with two parts b um blow if you

you're gonna mix it into a paste

it's gonna reduce your chances of air

pockets okay

will it hit 3000 feet oh yeah and beyond

uh is this stuff safe well if you use it

right

okay just pull up in front of the house

nice and easy

perfect landing i'm good to go dad park

all right put it in the park

right sorry so uh when i get my license

you can let me take the truck

well think about it dad well we'll see

but driving

a car is a responsibility you have to

earn it how old were you when you got

your last using i was 16.

man i will never forget it i got my

license

i was free i can't wait

well all you need is a license insurance

gas money and a car right but you'll be

buying all that for me

oh sure i'll just sell a kidney hey if

you sell two i could get a convertible

how about this i will just keep my

internal organs intact and you

will get yourself a job a job yes a job

hey ah you were easy compared to this

guy

please please thank you

oh so did he uh put his foot through the

floor

stepping on the imaginary break oh yeah

yeah and he kept saying driving is a

privilege you must drive defensively

what are you gonna do if he comes out

between cars everyone out there is

trying to k*ll you

man i'm amazed i didn't give him a heart

attack

yeah i learned more about driving on my

own

what yeah man took a few uh

privates damn right no mom and dad be

gone

start the car up and take it for a ride

around the block you're kidding me

oh man if i waited for dad to teach me

everything i still wouldn't have my

license

if you ever say awards to them i'll

break your neck hey what's up

i thought you and the post were checking

out colleges this weekend yeah we're

just waiting for mom to get off work

hey uh you're not gonna need your car at

uh college next year

are you i mean with football and all

your studying

i'd look good in this don't even think

about it

okay

i went to the market so there's plenty

of food and here is some money

just in case you want pizza curfew is

ten o'clock ten o'clock

mama curfew's midnight on week yes when

there's an adult around i want you and

jermaine here

you can always have your aunt jessica

come stay with you the crazy one who

never got married that's the one

she's not crazy my sister is just

different

i'll take the ten curfew good call okay

it's time to roll

we'll be back tomorrow at five stay out

of trouble

okay all right stand back

all clear you ready yep

camera loaded

five four three two

ignition

alaska can you see it

germain

okay separate tailwind distance by two

centimeters oh

man i love mike's car the steering wheel

just fits so nice in my hand

only someone with severe mental problems

would find enjoyment sitting in a parked

car

pretending to drive you need help ah

yeah 10 000 points

i rock think you can beat me please

ah all right i'm done what is

this whoa whoa careful with that don't

worry i'm not gonna hurt it what's in

there it's the fuel mixture

it's gonna make my rocket fly over 3000

feet

cool listen guys i'll see you later i

gotta go home

oh hold on we're walking

you think we'll ever be able to go up

there i'm ready me too

i can't wait to see some other life now

they're female lifeforms

you are twisted i'm serious ten years

from now i can be piloting a space

shuttle mission

you dream of cars i'm talking about

riding across the universe

that's freedom is that why you're uh so

obsessed with getting this rocket to fly

yeah that's not it if i can make this

rocket hit 3000 feet that means i've

done something that not a lot of people

have

put it all together

hey dawn hey where's the mad sign

upstairs putting the finishing touches

on his creation uh you want some

breakfast i got eggs and chili

no fruit what i better k*ll the kick of

the chili

today is the day we hit 3 000 feet

hey dylan uh where's my fuel what

the fuel stuff that makes it go bang

it's in a cereal bowl here on the

counter

uh oh this bowl you washed the bowl

i was cleaning up i didn't cleaning up

you never clean up why were you cleaning

up

my fuel dylan my report is due by

tomorrow easy jermaine we can just go

get some more

really ash i don't think so there's only

one place that has what i need and it's

all the way across town

uh come on jermaine we'll just hop on

our bikes it'll take hours to ride there

bus no buses go by his store

well maybe my mom could take us you guys

it's sunday the store closes at two

o'clock it's 1 30 right now

i can't get there it's over uh guys

you could uh can do this

dylan no yeah yeah come on we'll go for

private

you guys are crazy man i can't believe

you took your brother's car

no no no no no we took my brother's car

you guys are accomplished

i'm just a passenger and are you sure

these seat belts work

this is so cool i'm actually driving

ride and we'll glide through days and

nights later

hey watch out

all right

oh man this is nice

good line smooth tail yeah you're gonna

hit 3000 feet easy

i hope so my research is due tomorrow i

don't have time to build another rocket

you won't have any trouble i added a

little of rodney's special hot sauce to

the mix

what oh don't worry it's all part of

your formula it's uh just a little purer

uh lower heat capacity better uh better

thrust

cleaner takeoff cleaner lift you know

the uh

the government would k*ll for this

let's go guys

i come first up to bat when i rock my

decibel blue lines divine thoughts

making a parallel

place in order to put me on top like a

author with my pen inside my right

trying to rock like gibraltar my author

is filled with

are you sure this is safe absolutely

okay guys i'm ready

uh you behind the car that doesn't sound

safe don't worry germain knows what he's

doing go go

go go go ready

here we go and five

four three two

ignition

200 yeah it's going jermaine 700

a thousand it's beautiful still going

bro

come on come on keep on going come on 2

000.

i don't stop

ah guys guys guys

it's it's like turning

oh my god not good

i'm dead

dylan what happened

we kind of had an accident i'm gonna

k*ll you god

get in line you two home now

later bye

thirty that's the next time you'll be

getting behind the wheel of a car

mom dylan we come home mike's car is

gone and we don't know where you are

i was you don't have a license or

insurance

if you'd have had an accident we'd be

sued and lose everything

or even worse you could have hurt

someone sorry

you are lucky you're not dead

you i'll get it fixed oh you will do

more than that

you will clean the car you will clean my

room

and you will kiss my butt until i tell

you you can stop

i just did what you did i i took a

private i didn't tell you to do it in my

car

too angry right now to think about logic

just tell me one thing

did you enjoy your first solo ride

so was it worth it

i have to pay to get your car fixed mom

and dad may never talk to me again

and i'm not gonna be allowed behind the

wheel for a very very long time no

so no it wasn't worth it but if i'm

lucky

mom and dad will forget about this in a

few months

and if they do i'll be sure to remind

them

so you meet become friends naomi ester

parker

ashley gordon i know naomi makes her

business know everything around here

well most of the time you're friends you

know what naomi i'm not in the mood

next hair by the way who styled at your

grandmother cat fight

shut up but you always hang out

until something better came along come

on you can't tell me you wouldn't come

running if a cute guy calls

not if i had plans with you so much for

hanging out

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