01x04 - The Right Question

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why don't you just get it

i can't afford it ask your dad for the

money you asked my dad for the money

dylan when your mom gets home telling i

had to go out on a late call

charge him for double time debt

can have 200 what i need a cell phone

you don't need a cell phone okay i want

a cell phone

uh-huh you come in handy in an emergency

anything bad happens

try that works in any pay phone

199.75 to go

there's a coffee place in something

drive looking for someone on weekends

already tried all the university

students beat me to it

okay well what about what about the gas

station on four on the openings or for

the graveyard shift

how about the burgers we only want

people with previous experiences are you

serious

yeah you guys said hey i don't want to

make job anyway i'm destined for

something bigger

i should be making my own brands made my

own business

like what i don't know i'm good with

computers maybe e-commerce

e-commerce are you nuts hey i'm just one

big idea away from being the next

internet billionaire

what's your services you're actually

taking them seriously aren't you yes

what about skate gear no you need a

warehouse for inventory in cash forget

about that

he's right services definitely now what

kind of services can you provide legally

jermaine

so i'll see you after school yeah

yeah i'll be there okay can't wait see

you

hot later huh hardly i have to give her

time with no lessons my master's making

me do it

it's got nothing to do with her being a

hot girl well she's not my type

what is your type i like a girl who lets

me leave cause i'm the man

nice evolved what about you i just want

someone who's going to be a good

listener and a good friend

oh that's it what helping people find

their match and

an e-dating service not bad e-dating

sites are huge

you know start here beechwood and then

move to other high schools around the

area

then all of seattle in the free world so

this mean you're in

i'd love to but my hands are full with

the dojo besides i prefer to give my

dates the old-fashioned one

begging you're playing later

don't worry we can make this work so

you'd actually want to do this

for half the company and half the

profits absolutely

god

hi jermaine you're late

i had to make myself look good for you

i'm serious

getting your yellow boat requires

discipline i've been training all summer

okay well how would you know the basic

movement you mean the chunky

yeah ready

okay straighten your back

power control rhythm power

control naomi will you quit kidding

around this is serious your test is

coming up

it's a month away plenty of time i've

got the moves down

uh let's skip this and go catch a movie

instead you know

it's not too normal for a girl to ask a

guy yeah

on what planet

i think this could be huge if we get

enough girls to log on why wouldn't we

come on guys will log on to anything

that has to do with women if we're not

careful we could have twice as many guys

as girls what do you suggest girls get

the service for free

guys have to pay that is so sexist you

want to be politically correct or

successful

okay well then uh girls have to post

pictures

why so some guy doesn't get stuck with a

dog i can't believe you just said that

all right like you want to date some

acne-ridden 300-pound guy

i would if his heart was in the right

place

all right 250 tops so uh how do we help

him pick a date what questions do we ask

haven't you ever seen a romance quiz in

a magazine before uh last time i checked

sports illustrated doesn't have a

romance quiz you're hopeless

okay we need research materials and you

need to read

why am 17 l and cosmo girl i have to

read cosmo girl

getting in touch with your feminine side

dylan getting in touch with the almighty

dollar

you're looking at the next internet

mobile just as long as you remember when

you're making those big

who fed and clothed you all these

years so uh

how are you gonna collect dill the kids

don't have credit cards uh it's free to

log on and read the profiles

good school if you wanna meet your match

then you gotta give me a little money

well this sounds like a great idea

thanks dad oh look at this one

do you give your man style points for a

punctuality

b a great outfit or c holding the door

open

all of you above laugh all you want

i'll be laughing all the way to the bank

hi what you working on all my trade

models

drake models really

what qualities do you look for in a

partner

a sense of humor thoughtfulness

and a cute butt mom well seriously

what's this about it's just a project

dylan and i are working on together

um what do you look for in a man

oh that's a pretty loaded question is

this about dylan no

we're just friends how did you and dad

know

you were right for one another well

i'm not sure

I knew so much as something I felt does

that make any sense yeah I guess he was

handsome and funny and

smart and I loved him very much is that

all he was handsome funny and smart well

he also had a really cute butt a mom I'm

never asking you anything

again okay next

question

same time

tomorrow taond do is not just a sport

it's a discipline a commitment exactly

what I had in mind

Jermaine

commitment see you

tomorrow

unbelievable we are going to be rich

step on up and meet your match type in

what you want and the perfect match will

hook you

up D this e dating thing of yours is

really growing yeah you know

you get an idea and Bam the world blocks

to you well don't let it get out of

control I know you got permission from

the administration but this is a school

not a single

bar do I like his hair long or short I

don't even know if I like my own hair

long or short sparing

profession

ganga hey V did you check out the site

yet I'm already part of a matchmaking

service in India really well my parents

they've been they've been checking out

girls for me for years checking them out

for for what for marriage you're getting

married well not now but my parents know

many other families that have daughters

my age they'll set up meetings over the

next several years and till I choose a

bride you've got to be kidding an

arranged marriage it's not much

different from this eating except all

your questions have already been

answered from the girls parents so all

that is left is chemistry and that can't

be figured out by a computer anyway guys

got a point on the other hand I may give

your way a shot I'll find a bride back

home but while I'm here I need a date V

you are

I know where's

Dylan has anyone seen Dylan what's the

matter name this stupid survey how can

they ask this I mean how much do I weigh

that's

personal Naomi it's okay you don't have

to answer any questions that make you

feel

uncomfortable Ashley hey what's up um

how much of this questionnaire did you

write well Dylan and I had different

ideas about the kinds of questions that

should be in there you wrote half and I

wrote half well I'm not sure either of

you thought this thing

through

ah oh that's right man I'm okay who

cares you are a height fascist dude what

are you talking about give me one good

reason why there needs to be a tight

question on this thing hm so here's the

deal tall boy either you change the test

to make it hype blind or I will start an

underground site for people under 5'2

we'll cut you business by 22%

easy I am so serious

Roberts hey Germaine

Germaine what's up man you walked right

past me I'm sorry man man I got a lot on

my mind yeah me too man you know it's

hard work helping people find love check

out the site yet man love is about the

last thing I want to deal with right now

there something

wrong how come girls can't get a hint I

girls you mean Naomi she's stalking me

and every time I try to tell her nicely

it's not going to happen she gets more

intense you said anything I keep trying

to let her down easy but she's not

getting it maybe you got to be brutal I

can't just say stay away from me it's

never going to happen yeah I guess not

bro you got to say some she's never

going to leave you

alone hey

your where's your cute little

outfit Naomi it's not going to happen

got another teacher for today I can't do

this so I'm not meant for Taekwondo we

can always play tennis or something

forget about the sports I'm talking

about us look you've made this whole

thing into something that it isn't and

I'm just not interested I'm getting

really burn trying to tell you that

every

day no don't cry I can't handle it if

you cry you can't handle it I've just

been kicked in the stomach by a black

belt everybody's bugging out about

something height weight it's too

personal it's too shallow maybe we

should think about revising the

questionnaire before you post the

responses up okay hey Germaine you're

just in time to drive

well I finally told Naomi she should lay

off me for good what did you tell her I

was honest uh-oh I can't win you know

Jermaine I've always found that the best

way to get up a girl number one is to

find girl number two real quick hey I'm

not getting over anywhere I've got just

the thing a no thanks come on fill it

out it'll do you

good all right fine height weight hey

race what is this kidding you know I I I

I Tred to do something something

original and people just complain white

black Hispanic Asian other am I other

come on man lighten up oh good choice of

words Dylan just leave it blank I'm

tired of leaving stuff blank I'm not

white I'm not black I'm biracial and

this form treats me like I don't exist

he's right Dylan you know when you put

race on a form like this you're saying

that it matters and it doesn't well

doesn't it all kinds of stuff matters

what kind of stuff okay Dad you guys

made it pretty clear that you wanted us

marry Catholic girls all I ever said is

it's easier for two people to build a

family if they come from a common

background that's it oh what if I bring

home a Jewish girl you did