02x09 - Blind Rage Knows No Color!

[bunniefuu]

[Mayor] And here he is,

the big, green man
of the hour himself.

For today, true Believers,
is We Heart Hulk Day.

Well, that is,
We Love Hulk Day.

Aw, Hulk all choked up.

[laughs]

[crowd gasps]

Huh?

Excellent grip, Hulk.

That's another thing Super Hero City
heart about you.

- [crowd cheers]
- Here is the key to the city.

Yeah!

[Mayor] And a place to hide it.

Aw, Hulk so happy to have day.

Yay me!

And here's Bird

with three story ice cream cone.

Ooh, make ice cream taller, bird.

Hulk love ice cream.

Hulk also love smashing.

And sunsets. And smashing.

And kitty-cats. And smashing.

And chickens. And...

- Huh?
- Chickens?

Now, all citizens of Super Hero City
will dress like chickens

to honor Hulk.

[gasps]

Hulk never be sad again.

[Dr. Doom laughing]

[gasps]

[all laugh]

Hulk feel draft.

[grunts]

No laugh at Hulk. This Hulk day.

[all laughing]

Now Hulk mad.

Now Hulk roar.

[squeaky yodel]

[crowd laughs louder]

[roars]

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

[groans]

[crowd laughing]

[roaring]

[snoring] Not baby.

Not baby. [Grumbling]

There it is. The last hockey puck
in my perfect collection.

Finally. Took forever,
but I'll never take it down.

[Hulk roaring]

Hey, keep it down
you big green fog horn.

It's like living
next to an elephant seal sanctuary.

[Hulk roaring]

[ground trembles]

No!

[snorts]

[growling]

[Wolverine wailing] No! Why?

[Hulk grunting]

[Hulk roars]

[Iron Man] Okay, got a fix
on the rampaging Hulk.

He's just west of Hogarth Street.

That's the WOHO arts district, Iron Man.

Where do we fire the missiles from?

This is a "need-to-know" situation.

Ah. Chilleth, mine furry brethren.

Yon underclothed pal
be one of the good guys.

Good guys? Oh, really, blondie?

Well that's because
you're not the ex-owner

of a limited edition set
of gold medal pucks

from the Calgary Olympics.

No, I'm a lord from another universe.

- I'm not following you here.
- Oy.

Check it out,
Hulk is smashing the city

like all the other times,
he wasn't really trying.

According to my instruments,

that's either a low level sonic boom

or high level snoring.

Look, his eyes are closed.

[Iron Man] Rapid eye movement,

increased theta waves, drool.

Yeah, he's asleep all right.

Are you saying he's sleep walking?

[grunting]

- More like sleep smashing.
- Verily.

Well we have to hit his snooze alarm

before he destroys Super Hero City.

[grunting]

[snoring]

[roars]

[yawns]

[snores]

[whistle blows]

[burps]

Oh!

[grunting]

[bell chimes]

- [crashing]
- [tires screech]

[siren blaring]

- Gichie-gichie goober.
- [mumbling]

[sneezes]

No!

All better.

I'm okay. Adam anti um skeleton.

[chuckles] Ow.

[Thanos laughing]

Mind stone. [Laughs]

Taking control of the Hulk
is a great change of pace

from all the tedious chore
of conquering worlds.

[laughs]

- [Thanos crushing can]
- [can clatters on the floor]

With my mind stone I can cause
unlimited destruction

by controlling a person's,
or in this case, Hulk's dreams.

I, Thanos, who fears nothing,

except a certain children's
board game...

will create anarchy
by using frightful nightmares

as my ultimate weapon.

[laughs]

[burps]

[Hulk roars]

[yawns]

[Falcon] Guys, look.
He's waking up. Huh?

Hey, Squaddies smash without Hulk?

No, you green goof,

you did this.

Oh!

[Thanos] Oh, my reign of chaos
ends for now.

But the Hulk will soon sleep again,

and I'll have more time
for mayhem

with my green-skinned
meat puppet. Ha!

How are we going to pay
for the damage?

Hulk sorry.

[woman] Oh, Ben.
All my newest pieces of art, ruined.

It'll take months
before I'm ready to show

in a gallery again.

Oh, hang in there, Alicia baby.

Cause if I ever find out who did this...

[Hulk grunts]

[growls]

Puddin' cup? [Chuckles]

Will yo use excuse me
for just a momento?

Hmm? Maybe get us some of that,
uh, flavored coffee you like?

There's a little something
I gotta take care of. [Chuckles]

Nobody messes up my girl's
art show and gets away with it!

Head's up you green faced goon.

Cause it's clobberin' time!

Hey, hey, hey.
What's the big thing, Thing?

Oh, there ain't no problem.

I just wanted to know if Greenie here

knew what time it was.

[grunts] Hulk have no watch.

Big hand, little hand confusing.

Then please allow me to enlighten ya.

Oh!

It's clobberin time!

Huh? Okay, what are you doin'?

Hmm. There too much fighting
in world, Talking Rock.

Says you.

[grunts]

[pole bangs]

Huh?

Playin' it cool, eh?

How about this?

[Thing grunts]

Ahh.

Huh?

Come again?

If butterfly flap wing,

do we feel its pain?

Funny you should mention that

- cause I was just talkin' the other...
- [yawns]

[snoring]

[Thanos] Boo-yah. [Chuckles]

Leave it to that lumbering gravel pit

to put the Hulk under my control.

A Hulk versus Thing battle-palooza

is exactly what I need
to sow terror and destruction

in all of Super Hero City.

[Thanos laughing]

Et Cetera.

Hey, Thing, if I were you I'd duck!

- Huh?
- [grunts]

[screams]

Mine super-nordic instincts
tell me something's sorely amiss.

This could get ugly.
In fact with these two guys

it's always ugly.

Let's get the bystanders
out of the way.

[siren blaring]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

You think we could have
used that earlier?

[all screaming]

Huh?

Ah, now you did it

This is a rental!

No way am I getting
my deposit back,

so I'm takin' it outta your hide.

[grunts]

[snoring]

[cries out]

[both cry out]

[Thing] I just had a pedicure!
Ahhh! Look what you've done!

And kick, and punch, and smash.

Good one, and we kick,

we punch, and then we smash.
Uh, uh.

[Thing screaming]

Anyone got any bright ideas?

I know of one who may be able to help us.
He's hard to reach, though.

I don't care.
We have to talk with him now.

Very well, brace thyself.

Mayhap this might could
kinda hurt a bit.

Wait, Thor, what do you mean?

[both grunt]

And now to close mine own eyes.

Oh, that's good hammer.

[groans]

That was really stupid.

Yeah, but effective.

You and I, Thor?

We have to work
on our communication skills.

We have left the world of wakefulness.

Tis here we can find our answers.

So maybe whoever's in charge here

will tell us who's giving
the Hulk those nightmares.

Or maybe he'll just give us
nightmares, too.

[Thor shudders]
What the cheese?

'Tis my Father.
And his glaring countenance

doth look-eth
not so happy to see me.

You shall pay, Thunder Prince.
You shall pay!

Ah!

[laughing]

Oh, boy.

'Twas you who did break
mine favorite drinking goblet.

And you shall pay in the fires
of eternal time-out.

[Wolverine]
That's some serious tough love.

Lo. Indeed, my hand did commit
the foul deed.

Odin always said,

"Don't play with your hammer
in the Great Hall."

And yet I did.

Surprise.
His discovering my guilt

was one of my greatest nightmares.

I would take thee over my knee,
Thunder Prince, had I a knee.

A punishing head-butt must suffice.

[grunts] Oh, I had that coming.

[grunts] And that.

- [helmet bongs]
- Oh, no.

We'll all be forced to live
through our worst nightmares?

Only if you be foolish enough
to think of them in this place.

[grunts]

Oh, great.
Now, I can't think of anything else.

[stammering]

Whoa, my armor's revolting.

- Huh?
- Oh, no you don't.

[armor voice] Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.

[grunting]

Oh, no. My sideburns
have a mind of their own.

That's what I get for going
for the Asimov look.

Oh, woe to us.

Trapped with our greatest fears. [Grunts]

And a massive headache.

[grunting]

Wait a second,
these aren't our worst fears.

Ow. This isn't even
my fifteenth worst fear,

which is being chased
by small, hairless cats.

Knock it off dork-chops. [Grunts]

This is even a close shave for me.

Did you see what I did there

with the "shave" double
meaning thing? [Chuckles]

Anyone?

[laughing]

I was kidding. I'm a kidder.

And I know why you're here.

The Hulk's nightmares
are no ordinary nightmares,

but given to him by Thanos

using the power of the Mind Stone.

Thanos? Not that jerk.

Can you aid us,
Lord of unsettling dreams

about chocolate gophers
possessing the power of flight?

Uh, hello? Villain.

Why would I?
I mean, what's in it for moi?

Ah, Mr. Plaid Jammies here can't help us.

He can't even keep Thanos
from musclin' in on his territory.

Can too.

Okay, perhaps I'm not happy
about some rookie

working my side of the street.

I, Nightmare,

master of... nightmares

will help you for a price.

We don't make bargains
with lowlifes like...

Quiet, Wolverine, I'm bargaining.

We'll sign you up
for the Cheese of the Month Club

for an entire year.

Verily. You won't know good
until you've savored their Gouda.

Or perhaps Emmentaler?

Done.

And being the master of nightmares

I know Thanos' horrible secret,

the thing that he most fears
in the universe.

Is it clowns? Gotta be clowns.

Finding himself flailing blithely

in the midpoint of a chariot race
dressed only in tighty whiteys?

Much worse,
but that's an awful visual image.

You'll need to be inside the nightmare
when I manifest it.

It'll be dangerous beyond belief.

Yeah, but it's just a dream, right?

Correction, it's a nightmare.

And if you die in this nightmare

you die in the real world.

Are you sure
you still want to go, heroes?

[Iron Man] You bet. We need to stop
the destruction of Super Hero City

and help our friend.

Squaddies, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ They'll save the day again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

[roaring]

[yawns] Oh, boy.

I'll just set the old
Infinity Gauntlet to "record"

and watch the rest of this later.

[yawning]

Anarchy and chaos, baby.

Good stuff.
[exhales and inhales]

Night-night, Than-Than.

[snoring]

Oh, look. Planet Earth.

How peaceful, majestic.

Nothing bad could ever
happen to it, could it?

Psyche! Ha!

Take that, Earth face.

You want some more of this?

'Cause Thanos
has got a lot of more. Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Hello, Thanos.

What's this? Who are...?
Wait, wait, it can't be.

Yes, it can.
You know and fear me, Thanos.

Feel the power of Candy Cane Carl.

Ow! Ow! And more Ow!

Leave me alone,
you sweet, sugary imp.

What's the matter, bub?
Sugar shakes?

- [laughing]
- Gingerbread Lad, too?

But... but that means...

Yay. 'Tis I, Lemon Dandy

the Lemon Drop Boy at your service.

Or should I say dis-service?

- [grunts]
- Ow!

You... you're...
You're all characters

from my most hated
of rainy-day board games.

- [all] Sugar World!
- [screams]

And that's where we're going now.

No!

[groans]

So, you ready to play
a few million games of this?

I am Thanos, destroyer of worlds,

and this will not...

Oh, no,
The Dark Chocolate Geyser!

[screaming] Ouchie!

Trickery. I knew it. I knew it.

Uh-huh, and we can keep you
in this game forever.

Never. I'll simply wake up
in a few hours.

You're not the boss of me.

You don't have the power
to hold me here.

But I do.

In the Land of Nightmares
I am supreme.

[Iron Man]
So what's it gonna be, Thanos?

You either drop the Hulk off
of the dream team permanently.

Or we spend a couple eons
playing Sugar World.

What h*, let roll the snickerdoodle dice
of your nightmares now.

Yeah, yeah. Whatev.

You may win today, but so med...

That guy, always with the talkin'.

Good bye, heroes.

But don't think we're friends.

I'll be waiting.

[cackling]

- Hey, cut that out.
- [grunts]

Talking Rock want
to smash with Hulk?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's, uh, let's don't
and say we did, okay, pal?

Yikes! Oh, it's My Old Lady.

My Old Lady.
Greenie, do me a solid.

Make like you ain't here, huh?

[chuckles]

Ben, we really should get going.

The theater box office just opened.

Right, tootse. Uh, we don't
wanna be the couple

that comes in
halfway through the show.

I hate that.

[Scarlet Witch]
Finally woke up from your naps?

[chuckles] You got it all wrong, Red.

We were on a mission in Sugar World.

Ah, I feel sweetly refreshed by it.

Don't you, "Candy Cane Carl"?

"Gingerbread Lad"?

You betcha, "Lemon Dandy".

- [all laugh]
- Confectionery levity.

- [sighs]
- [squawking]

I don't wanna know
what that means either.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Guess what,
Hulk's nightmares all gone now.

Hey, that's great, Hulk.

Now, we all can sleep
a little more peacefully.

[Thor] Yay, though the thought
of once again

wearing that Lemon Dandy
costume doth intrigue me.

Oddly.

[theme music playing]