03x08 - The Scourge of the Scarf

[bunniefuu]

Saturday Night. Look At Those Crowds.

The Theaters Sure Do A Big Business.

But Me, I Just Like To Sit Back And Soak Up The Night.

Boy, Look At That Moon.

Holy Conflagration!

[Screaming]

It's The End Of The World!

The Sky Is Falling!

What Is It?

I Don't Know, But It's Getting Hotter!

[Screaming Continues]

Run!

Easy. Easy, Big Boy.

Losing...Consciousness.

Very Dizzy.

Sleep Coming On.

No Good.
Can't Fight It.

Got To Hang On.

I Predict My First
Broadway Run

Will Be
A Huge Success.

Ha Ha Ha!
Yes, A Huge Success.

Let Our First Broadway Run Commence!

[Tapping]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Broadway Won't Soon Forget

The Successful First Run Of The Scarf!

What Happened?

What Happened?

What Happened?

Yes, That's The Question

People All Over The City Are Asking This Morning--

What Happened?

The Great Pinwheel Vanished Just As Suddenly As It Appeared,

And While Confusion And Panic Reigned In The Streets,

Every Theater On Broadway Was Fleeced.

The Haul Was Enormous.

Hee Hee Hee! But Not Half So Enormous

As I Will Make Tonight.

I Trust The Invitations To Tonight's Pop Art Show

Have All Been Addressed.

Yes.

Yes.
Delivered?

Yes.
Accepted?

Excellent! h* h*!

Mrs. Van De Rocks And Her Ubiquitous Gem

Will Be In Attendance.

Her Fabulous
Esmerelda Emerald

Is As Good
As In My Pocket.

Scarf, You're
An Artist.

Yeah.

Who Would Have Thought To Use A Psychedelic Projector

To Paint Pictures
On The Sky

And Panic The City Out Of Their Paychecks?

Ha Ha! Boy!

I Predict That Feat Will Pale Tonight.

Listen.

"The Newly Discovered And Coveted Esmerelda Emerald

"Is The Most Valuable Stone On Earth,

"And Mrs. Van De Rocks, Its Proud Possessor,

Is An Incurable
Art Devotee."

Surely She'll Wear It To Our Art Exhibit.

And Just As Surely, We Will Artfully Cop It.

And Her Friends,

Not Wishing To Be Unglamorously Outdone,

Will Likewise Come Laden With All Manner Of Glitter.

Ha Ha Ha!

Which We Will Auspiciously Accept.

[All Laughing]

Interesting Technique, Isn't It, Peter?

Yes.
Very Lifelike, Polly.

Gee, I'm Glad You Got Us Tickets.

Lately, I'm Interested

In All Kinds Of Optical Illusions.

Polly: Yes. At The Precise Moment

When The Gathering Is Complete,

The Artist Promises An Effect, An Optical Illusion

That Will Leave The Audience Breathless.

Well, What Are They Waiting For?

Mrs. Van De Rocks, The Guest Of Honor.

Well, We Won't Have To Wait Long. Here She Is!

And Wearing The Esmerelda Emerald!

Oh, What I Wouldn't Do For A Rock Like That.

Some People
Would Do Anything.

[Gas Hissing]

[Laughter]

Laughing Gas!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Laughter Continues]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Always Wanted
To Go Straight.

You've Bagged
Your Last Bauble.

Now I Bag You.

Oh, Yeah?

How's This For An Exit?

Hmm...Pretty Good,

But I Wonder If He Knows Where He's Going.

Well, I'll Wipe That Smile Off His Face.

[Crash]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Huh?

What The...

Surprise!

Well, You Were Right To Alert Us.

The Esmerelda Emerald And All That Other Glitter

Made Us
Suspicious Enough,

But When We Saw
That Chute

Rigged Up
To Their Truck,

We Decided
To Play Along.

Lucky I Spotted It This Afternoon.

It Was Simple Enough

To Stretch Our Net Where Their Truck Was,

And We Bagged The Whole Bunch Coming Out.

Where Am I?
I See Stars.

Right. And How's That For An Optical Illusion?

[Laughter]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪