02x06 - Diamond Dust

[bunniefuu]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Ouch!

Catcher: Hey, You Really Throw That Rock!

That's My Special
Hard One.

Yeah, Hard To Catch.

Can You Hold Onto It?

Do Me A Favor?

If You Get In Today,

Don't Throw It Too Much.

Artie, It's My Best Pitch.

Artie: Save It For The Tight Spots,

Huh, Pete?

I Mean, If I Keep Dropping The Ball,

I'll Get Dropped.
Get It?

Ok.

But I've Got A Feeling

If I Don't Pitch Today, I Won't Make The Team.

And If We Don't Make The Team...

I Know.
No Summer Status.

Artie: No Girls,
I Mean!

Who Goes Out With A Guy If He Can't Make The Team?

Yeah, Everybody
Loves A Winner.

Artie: And You Don't Get To Win

If You Don't
Play The Game.

Come On. We've Only Got An Hour.

Let's Split To The Zoo Until The Game.

[English Accent] Man: Yes. Listen Well.

As We Have Only An Hour,

This Is Your
Final Briefing.

Again I Remind You Our Plan Depends For Its Success

On Complete Deception And Total Shock.

Qualities For Which I Find You All Admirably Suited.

[All Laugh]

Ok, You Wises,
Pipe Down.

Yeah, Listen To The Boss.

Go Ahead, Shakespeare.

Methinks 'Twould Be Better To Forestall Celebrations

Till After The Objective Of Our Venture

Hath Fallen To Us.

Yeah. Uh, What's The Caper, Shakes?

Gentlemen, I Give You The Optimo Gem!

[All Oohing]

Whoo!

What A Rock!

Like A Baseball.

Merely A Facsimile To Etch In Your Memories,

For, Gentlemen, The Genuine Presently Resides Here,

Shakespeare: In The Cosmopolitan Museum,

Which Shortly We Shall Enter, Unopposed,

And Filch This Rock, So Preciously Imposed.

For Who Would Suppose Monkey Business From Us,

Shakespeare: When We Are Garbed In The Guises Of Apes?

All This Will Shortly Come True,

Once Phase One Of Our Mission Begins,

Here...

Shakespeare: In The Zoo.

[All Laughing]

Shakespeare,
You're A Genius.

[Grrr]

[Grrr]

[Grrr]

[Arrgh Arrghh]

[Ape: Arrghh]

Aah!

[All Screaming]

[Elephant Trumpets]

[Grrr]

[People Screaming]

[Aroo]

[Ape: Arrghh]

[Arrghh]

[All Screaming]

[Arrghh Arggh]

[Arrghh Arghh]

[All Screaming]

[Siren]

[All Screaming]

[Siren]

Man On P.A.: Ladies And Gentlemen,

The Whole Zoo Is Breaking Loose!

All Available Police Have Been Summonsed To The Zoo.

[Shouting And Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Arrghh]

[Arrghh]

[Arrghh Arrg--]

[Thud]

[Arrgghh]

[Arrggh]

[Grrr]

[Arrghh]

Spider-Man Has Temporarily Saved Thousands

From Certain Disaster

By Diverting The Rage Of The Ape To Himself.

Reporter: But Can He Save Himself?

Yes, That Is The Question.

Well, Let's See.

Spider-Man:
Try This For Size.

[Arf Arf Arf]

Guess It's Time To Pull The Plug.

Aw, He Got Away.

Yes.

[Click]

But The Attendant Excitement Will Prepare The Museum

For Our Clandestine
Excursion.

Ready, Gentlemen?

Our Diamond Awaits.

Hey, Joe!

Man: Where's
All Your Pals?

All Down To The Zoo.

I'm The Only Guard Left.

Well, Let's Hope There's No Monkey Business.

I'll Be Ready For It.

That Should
Do It.

Cleanest Apes
I Ever Saw.

Officer: Again The Park Belongs To

The People Who Walk In It

And The Kids Playing Ball.

[Crowd Shouting
And Whistling]

Where's Peter?

If He Doesn't Show Up, We'll Forfeit.

Play Ball!

[Crowd Booing]

[Crowd Shouting]

Ok, Mike, This Is Your Ball Game.

Just Give Me Your Best.

If Parker Shows Up,

We'll Stick Him
In The Bullpen.

I Can't Figure What Held Him Up.

Man: This Is A Stick-Up!

[Thud]

Ha Ha! Hey,
He Passed Out.

Ha! You'd Think
He Never Seen

A Monkey Pull
A g*n Before.

It's Great To Be Unpopular.

Everybody Takes One Look And Leaves The Place To Us.

Yes, Including
The Optimo.

Hmm.

There's More Here Than Meets The Eye.

Yeah. Let Me Take A Whack At It.

[Crowd Roars]

Boy: Come On, Slugger!

Looks Like They're Getting Around On Old Mike.

And Me In The Bullpen.

If You Want To Be
A Pitcher,

You Should Learn To Be Reliable,

Like Michael.

Maybe You'll Get
To Relieve.

Man: Hey, Pete!

Mr. Thompson Says You Should Find That Ball

And Warm Up In A Hurry!

Come On, Mike!

Burn It In, Baby!

Alas, Who
Can Stop Us Now?

I Tell You, Young Man, The Apes--The Apes

Are In The Museum.

Well, That's-- That's Impossible.

Of Course It's Impossible.

I'm Impossible. You're Impossible.

But I Saw Them!

Browsing In The Gem
Collection.

Gem Collection.

So That's It.

You See, Dudley, How Simple It Is?

With The World

On The Lookout
For Monkeys,

Who Will Detect
The Departure

Of Millions?

Yeah, Who's
Gonna Notice?

Correct. And What Entered As Apes

Now Exits Laughing.

[All Laughing]

Look!

Spider-Man.

Shakespeare: Look Out!

Run For The Walls!

Ok, Glue Foot, Now It's My Turn.

A Perfect Target.

Gee, Shakespeare, He's Got Some Pair Of Peepers.

Enough Of This Chit-Chat.

Shakespeare: It Is With Supreme Pleasure

I Exterminate This Insectivorous Pest.

[Whirr]

Liquid Latex.

Ha Ha!
That'll Gum Him Up.

Exactly.

Ok, You Mugs,

Prepare To Take Him When The Haze Lifts.

Where Is He?

Search The Area! He Must Be There Somewhere.

Dudley: Joe, You And Me Go Around The Other Side

Of This Tomb. Lenny, You Keep Your Eyes Peeled.

Spider-Man: This Armor's A Nice To Place To Visit,

But I Wouldn't Want To Live Here.

I've Played Enough With You, Spider-Man.

[Boom]

Spider-Man: Smokescreen,

Under Which Cover I And The Optimo Will Whisk Away.

Says You.

I, Too, Have
Infrared Vision.

Follow Me,
If You Dare,

To Your Death.

One Of Us Must Go.

[Siren]

Look!

Is This What You Want?

Catch!

Well, If It Isn't The Prince Of Thieves.

Umpire: Foul Ball!
Strike 2!

[Crowd Roars]

Thompson: Bring In Parker!

Peter, Where
Have You Been?

I--

You're In The Game!

Just Get This One Out, Ok?

[Panting]

I'll Try.

Hey, Pete, This Is A Tight Spot.

Ok, Kid, You Know What To Throw.

[Crowd Shouting]

[Booing]

Come On, Pete.

Put It Past Him, Pete!

Sock It To Me, Kid!

Umpire: Play Ball!

Umpire: You're Out!

[Cheering]

Hey! That's
The Winning Ball!

Can I Have It, Pete?

Not For A Million!

You Said It.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪