02x02 - King Pinned

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♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
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♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
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♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

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♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

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...And That's The Picture, Aunt May.

I Just Have To
Get A Job.

But, Peter, You'd Have To Drop Out Of School.

Anyway,
I Have My Pension.

No, Aunt May, That's Not The Way I Play It.

I'm The Head Of The House Now That Uncle Ben Is Gone,

And It's Up To Me To Earn Some Money.

That Drug The Doctor Prescribes For You

Is Pretty Expensive.

It Is That, And Lately It Hasn't Helped Much.

In Fact, It Made Me
Feel Worse.

But What Can You Do?

Have You Any Plans?

Sure. I Heard Today They Need A Copyboy

At The Daily Bugle.

It Isn't Much,
But Who Knows?

I May Be A Star Reporter Some Day.

Anyway, Most Of The Work Is At Night,

So I Can Still Go To School For A While.

Bless You, My Boy.

Your Heart Is In The Right Place.

Then It's All Settled.

I Knew You'd See It My Way.

Well, Here Goes.

I Hope I Get The Job.

Of Course, With My Spider Powers,

I Could Get All The Money I Ever Need,

But That Wouldn't Be Honest.

I'm A Crime-Fighter Now.

Gotta Avenge Uncle Ben.

What In Blazes Is Keeping Dr. Omar?

That Quack Should've Been Here An Hour Ago.

I Got A Good Mind To--

[Rings]

Jameson Here.

What?!

I Told You, Miss Brant,

That I Don't Wanna Be Interrupted!

Oh, The Kid Whose Uncle Was m*rder*d.

Well, Why Didn't
You Say So?

Send Him In. No, Wait.

Tell Him He's Hired

And Get Him Started
Right Away.

And That's My Good Deed For Today.

What A Man Has To Do To Run A Newspaper.

And, Remember,

Never Keep
Mr. Jameson Waiting.

He Wants Everything Done Yesterday.

And Now I'll Show You To Your Desk.

Oh, Here Comes
Dr. Omar Now.

Dr. Omar: You Must Believe Me, Mr. Jameson.

This Fake Medicine Racket Is The Most Terrible Scourge

Ever To Hit This Town.

The Hoods Have A Lab Somewhere

Where They Make Their Cheap, Imitation Pharmaceuticals

And Then Force The Druggists At Gunpoint

To Buy The Stuff,

And The Poor People
Who Buy It

Instead Of Getting Cured Get Sicker.

And The Police Can't Do Anything.

The Victims Are Too Frightened To Sign A Complaint,

And We Haven't Been Able To Locate Their Lab,

But We Do Know
One Thing.

What's That?

The Head Of The Ring Is The Kingpin.

The Kingpin?!

That Fat Slob
Of A Racketeer?

You Must Be Kidding!

Dr. Omar: Don't Underestimate Him.

He Is The Most--

Here, Peter. You May As Well Begin Now.

Take This Printing Schedule To The Press Room.

There's Nobody There Now,

So Pin It On The Bulletin Board.

Hello? Give Me
The Kingpin.

This Is Fozwell.

My Spidey Sense
Is Tingling.

That Phone Call...

Listen, Jameson Is Blowing The Whistle Tonight.

Yeah, Big Headlines.

The Doc Just Spilled It All.

Yeah, The Whole Bit.

What? The Box?

Sure, I Got It Placed.

Yeah, As Soon As The Presses Start Rolling.

Ok, Fozwell.

We're Coming Over And Teach Mr. Jameson A Lesson

In Journalistic Ethics.

Jameson!

Why, That Pip-Squeaking Traitor!

He Dares To Defy
The Kingpin!

Aah!

Ohh. I'll Have To Control Either My Strength

Or My Temper.

I Lose More Desks This Way.

So, Our Star Reporter Fozwell Is A Traitor.

He's The Kingpin's Stooge.

I'll Have To Work On It.

[Knock On Door]

Oh, The Kingpin!

So The Doc Was Right.

You Catch On Fast, Jameson.

I'll Come To The Point.

k*ll That So-Called Fake Medicine Story.

You're Steaming Up
The Public,

And It Displeases Me.

Jameson:
Skip It, Pal!

Nobody Tells Me What To Print In My Paper!

Ha Ha Ha!

Excellent.

Spoken Like
A True Crusader.

Ha Ha Ha!

I Applaud Your Courage,

But, Alas,

You'll Live To Regret It.

Well, Not For Long,
Eh, Boss?

Can It, Turk.

I Tell The Gags
Around Here.

Blindfold Him.

Mr. Jameson Likes To Play Games,

So We'll Have To Accommodate Him.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Gotta Find Out Where They're Taking Jameson.

Maybe I Can
Pinpoint Their Lab

Where They Make The Fake Medicine

Aunt May Has Been Taking.

Quick, Harriet, Look!

There Is A Man Swinging On A Long Rope!

Shucks, He Just Walked Up The Side

Of That Building And Over The Roof!

Did You See Him?

Cut It Out, Harry!

If You Keep Seeing Things Like That,

They'll Put You In The Funny Farm.

Walking On The Wall.

But He Did Walk
On The Wall!

I Saw It
With My Own Eyes!

My Mother Told Me Not To Marry You, Harry.

I'd Better Watch It, Or I'll Wind Up In Hoboken.

Spider-Man: So That's The Kingpin's Castle.

I Wonder If I'm Dressed For Royalty.

Jameson: Now, Look Here, You Big Tub Of Lard,

You Can't Do This To Me.

This Is A Democracy.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

You've Got Your Ideology Mixed Up, Writing Man.

Here I Am King.

Now, I Give You
Just 5 Seconds

To k*ll
Your Ridiculous Story.

Here.

I Can't Believe It!

What Is It?

Then There Is
A Spider-Man!

And I Thought The Police Were Pulling My Leg.

Wow! What A Story!

No Crawling Insect Is Going To Spy On Me.

Get Him, Boys! Out On The Terrace.

Have Fun, Boys.

I'll Tell The Kingpin You're Tied Up.

Hmm, He's More Dangerous Than I Thought,

But I Can Handle Him.

c*ck!

I Could've Crushed You With My Bare Hands,

But That Would've
Been Messy.

Gas Is Neater For Bugs.

Listen, Ink-Slinger,

You Lay Off My Medicine Business,

And You Can Have That Overgrown Ladybug.

He'll Make A Better Headline For Your Rag.

I Give You 5 Minutes.

Let Me Pull Off
His Mask, Boss.

No, We Can Do That Later.

Why Not Now, Fat Man?

Are You Afraid Of What You'll See?

Oh, So You're Interested.

Put Him In The Big Tank While He's Making Up His Mind,

Then Stick That Big Termite In With Him.

They Should
Get Along Fine.

This'll Hold These Jokers Until The Police Get Here.

Now, You Can't Do Any Good Here, Jameson.

Get Out And Call The Cops.

I'll Take Care
Of The Kingpin.

And Don't Forget To Get That Edition Out.

That Kingpin Thinks Of Everything.

He's Blown Up
The Elevator.

[Siren]

You Win The Round,
Spider-Man,

But I Win The Fight.

Remember The Black Box.

Hey, Just
What Did He Mean

By That Crack About The Black Box?

Fozwell Said It, Too, In The Phone Booth.

[Ticking]

I've Got It!

The Black Box Is A b*mb.

Fozwell Booby-Trapped The Presses,

And They Roll At Midnight.

I've Got Exactly 2 Minutes To Save The Bugle.

Spiderweb, Do Your Stuff.

That Blimp
Is Going My Way.

I Hope They Don't Object To A Hitchhiker.

[Ticking]

[Ticking]

What's Holding Us Up? It's Midnight.

Should We Roll 'Em?

No, Better Wait
For The Boss.

Those Were
His Orders.

[Ticking]

[Ticking]

Well, I Made It So Far,

And Not A Minute Too Soon.

[Ticking]

Ok, Boss.

Roll It!

Hey, Who Are You?

What's The Big Idea?

[b*mb Ticking Nearby]

[Ticking Stops]

What Was That,
A b*mb?

I Can't
Believe It.

Would You Believe

One Of Mother Murphy's Coffee Cakes?

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Is That You, Peter?

Oh, Peter,
How Was The Job?

Anything Exciting Happen?

Oh, Nothing Aunt May.

Just Routine.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪