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01x35 - To Catch a Spider

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: September 9, 1967 – June 14, 1970.*
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Series revolved around teenager Peter Parker, a high school student who develops extraordinary strength and spider-like powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.

01x35 - To Catch a Spider

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Thud]
Ohh!

Who's There?

Voice: Shh. Ask No Questions, Electro.

Just Do As I Say, And You'll Be Free.

If This Is
Some Trick--

It's No Trick, As You Shall See.

Electro: The Green Goblin's Cell.

Yes. You Stand Guard.

What's Going On
Here?

Voice: Follow Me.

Follow You?

I Can't Even See You!

Do Like The Voice
Says, Goblin.

Electro: What Have We Got To Lose?

What's This All About?

What Do You Care, Vulture,

As Long As You Get A Chance To Flap Your Wings Again?

Voice: Hurry-- You're Almost Free!

Who Are You?

And Why Did You
Bring Us Here?

Voice: I Am
Dr. Noah Boddy,

Arch-Enemy Of Spider-Man.

He Defeated Me Once Just As He Did Each Of You,

But Where We Failed Individually,

We Shall Succeed Together In Destroying Spider-Man!

Walloping Web-Snappers!

The Green Goblin!

A Little Goblin Dust, Spider-Man?

I--I Can't See!

Well, That's The General
Idea.

Now For The Big
Surprise--

A Special Pumpkin b*mb

Designed To Destroy Your Spider Senses!

Green Goblin: Soon We Will Destroy You

Spider-Man!

We?

The Green Goblin And... Who Else?

Green Goblin, Electro, And The Vulture,

That's Who!

Don't You Read The Daily Bugle, Parker?

Well, Yes, Mr. Jameson, But I Overslept This Morning.

It's The Worst Jailbreak Of The Century, Peter!

The Guard Was Hit
On The Head,

But He Swears He Saw No One In The Room!

Yet Someone Unlocked Their Cells,

And They Just
Walked Out!

Any Idea Who Did It?

Jameson: Who?! I'll Tell You Who!!

I Had To Ask.

Spider-Man,
That's Who!

You--Finish Off Spider-Man? Ha Ha!

You Got A Hole In Your Pumpkinhead?

Why, You Overgrown
Canary!

I'll Show You!

Dr. Boddy: Gentlemen, Can't You Stop Squabbling?

I Could Have Finished Off Spider-Man Last Night

If I Hadn't Listened
To You!

Dr. Boddy: My New Formula For Your Pumpkin b*mb

Blacked Out His Spider Senses.

Vulture, Have You Tested The New Weapon I Developed For You?

Yes. Ha Ha Ha!

Then Go--And Be Sure You Don't Miss.

Spider-Man Won't Know What Hit Him!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Just Like I Figured-- The Vulture.

You've Lost Your Touch, Spider-Man!

And You've Lost Your Marbles, Vulchy!

I Caged You Before, And I'll Do It Again!

You're Not Sending Me Back To Jail!

We Are Finishing You!

With What? Words?

With This!

Concussion Bombs!

They're...Sapping...

My Strength.

Ok, Electro. I've Softened Him Up.

He Won't Hurt You Now.

Very Funny. Get Lost Before I Singe Your Tail Feathers.

First They Knock Out My Spider Sense

Then Weaken
My Spider Powers.

What Next?

How 'Bout A Few Bolts Of Energy, Spider-Man?

I Can't Even...Fight Back.

Wondering Why You're Still Alive?

You Read Minds, Too!

I Only Used A Small Portion Of My Power.

What's The Matter--Forget To Pay Your Electric Bill?

Joke While You Can,
Spider-Man.

We've Only Been Toying With You So Far.

Meet Us At Midnight
Tonight

And Be Prepared For Your Finale!

And If I Decline The Invitation?

If You Refuse,

We Will Destroy
The Entire City

And You With It!!

Hmm...It Just Might Work.

If It Does, That'll Take Care Of Problem Number 1.

Problem Number 2 Is

Who's The Brain Behind This Caper?

It's Not Electro.

Goblin Would Take First Prize In A Stupidity Contest.

And Vulture's Got Bird Seed For A Brain.

There's Just One Person

Who Could Enter A Prison Without Being Seen--

Dr. Noah Boddy!

What He Doesn't Know Is

I Know How To Spin A Special Web

As Double Insurance.

Comes Midnight... There'll Be A Showdown

That'll Go Down In History.

Hee Hee! And Then...

I'll Finish Off
Spider-Man

With My Extra-Special Pumpkin b*mb!

I Will Finish Him Off With My Extra-Special m*ssile!

I'll Deliver
The Final Blow

With An Electrical Volt That'll--

Dr. Boddy: Gentlemen, For The Last Time,

Stop This Bickering, Or I'll Lock You All Up

And Do The Job Myself!

That's Better.

Come. It's 10 Minutes To 12:00--

Time For Our Appointment With Spider-Man.

Hel-Lo!

Anyone Here?

Guess They Chickened Out.

Spider-Man: The Mark Of Electro.

We Wouldn't Think Of Disappointing You.

Where Are Your Friends?

Here I Am,
You Web-Headed Fool!

And Goblin'll Get You If You Don't Watch Out!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Now That Roll Call's
Over,

I'll Give You All
A Lesson.

You've Shot Your Webs, Spider-Man.

Now It's Our Turn.

You Can't Dodge My Missiles, Web-Head!

I Think The Time Has Come To Play My Ace In The Hole,

And It Had Better Work!

Dr. Boddy: You Fools!

He's Outfighting And Outwitting You!

Now Get Him!

My Turn, Vulture.

Electro: See How It's Done, Birdbrain?

You Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Battleship.

Why, You--You Walking
Fuse Box!

You Miserable Mud Hen!



Uh-Oh...

Here Comes Gobby.

I'll Have The Honor

Of Finishing Spider-Man!

Hee Hee Hah Hah Hah!

At Last, I've Beaten That--

Electro--He's Gone!

He Got Away!

[Imitating Electro] Of Course He Has.

What Have You
Got For Brains,

Pumpkin Seeds?

I'll Cut Off Your Current For Good, You!



Dr. Boddy: Psst, Goblin,

He's On The Side Of The Building.

Good! We'll Make It A Surprise Party!

Oh, No!

[Boom]

Spider-Man: 3 Down And 1 To Go.

And This One's Gonna Be The Toughest.

Dr. Boddy: I Have The Advantage, Spider-Man.

I Can See You, But You Can't See Me!

Spider-Man: Then Come And Get Me!

You Can't Escape,
Spider-Man!

I've Waited A Long Time For This Moment.

How Did You--

My Spider Sense.

And Besides, I Took A Crash Course

In Ventriloquism.

Those--Those Insults, Electro And Vulture--

I Did A Pretty Good Job, Wouldn't You Say?

Policeman: "This Large Economy Pack Of Villains

"Brought To You

By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Dr. Boddy: In A Manner Of Speaking, Gentlemen,

[Yelling] You Blew It!

It's All Your Fault--

If You Hadn't--

How Does He Do It? How?

If You Mean
Spider-Man,

He Did It With
Ventriloquism.

Pretty Clever
If You Ask Me.

Well, I Didn't Ask You, Miss Brant!

I Still Say The Greatest Villain Of All Time Is

Jameson:
J. Jonah Jameson!

Peter And Betty: You Said It, Mr. Jameson,

We Didn't!