01x28 - The Slippery Doctor Von Schlick

[bunniefuu]

[expl*si*n]

Hope It's Not The Oil Storage Docks.

[Indistinct Fire Engine Radio Chatter]

Pull Out, Men! It's Out Of Control!

[expl*si*n]

He's Right.

It Would Be Impossible For Anybody To--

Hey, Who's That?

That's No Fireman. What's He Up To?

There's More Than Oil Cookin' Here.

That Fire Should
Keep Them Busy

Until I Finish.

Spider-Man: Hold It!

Spider-Man!

No Time For Autographs. Get Away From Those Valves.

You're Too Late,
Web Face.

My Mission
Is Accomplished.

Try Dr. Von Schlick's Hot Oil Treatment!

I'm Taking You In,
Oily Or Not.

Ha Ha Ha!

You Can't Catch Me!

I Haven't Time
To Go On A Diet,

So I'd Rather Pipe Myself Aboard.

This Calls For
A Flying Tackle.

Soon I'll Control

All The Oil
In The World!

And You Can't Stop Me, Spider-Man.

You Mustn't Be
So Negative.

He's Gone!

And So Is The Oil!

Spider-Man Set That Fire, Parker!

But There's No Proof That He Did.

Proof Schmoof!

I Tell You, Spider-Man Is The Culprit!

Mr. Jameson, Reports Are Coming In

From All Over The City!

Oil Trucks, Barges, Storage Tanks--

They're All
Completely Dry!

That's Ridiculous!

How Could Spider-Man Steal All That Oil?

The Question Is Where Is It Hidden?

Dr. Von Schlick: I've Succeeded In Converting Oil

Into The Most Powerful Element Known To Man:

Thinium 007.

The Power Of This Concentrated Oil Pellet,

Combined With My Secret Formula,

Will Enable Me To Control The Universe!

And No One Can Stop Me,

Not Even Spider-Man.

[Cackles Maniacally]

A Tanker.

The City Needs That Oil Desperately,

And It Must Reach Its Destination!

[Boat Whistle Blows]

So Far, So Good.

Uh-Oh...The Oil!

It's Flowing Against The Current!

Von Schlick. He's Up To More Of His Slippery Tricks.

I'll Bet My Web He's On The Receiving End

Of This Black Gold.

The Oil Is Being Drawn By My Magnetic Oiloscope,

Just As I Planned.

Now...Guide It Into My Pipeline.

It's Being Siphoned Into This Old Barge.

Wallopin' Web-Snappers!

Even My Suction Grip Won't Hold.

Let's See What Old Reliable Webs Can Do.

Spider-Man!

This Time, I'll Finish Him Off For Good.

I'll Teach You To Interfere With My Plans!

Try My New Adhesive Oil.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Your Webs Are Useless Against Me, Spider-Man!

So I Goofed.

But There's A Solution For Every Sticky Situation.

Let's Cover
All Situations!

Ha! Now To Dissolve The Adhesive!

And The Final Touch...

Bon Voyage, Spider-Man!

Von Schlick May Have A Few Tricks,

But Mine
Are Sharper Than His.

The Barge--

Gone!

The Whole City's Grinding To A Halt!

Mr. Jameson, I'm Sorry To Interrupt.

Miss Brant, Can't You See I'm On The Phone?

Make Sure The Oil Gets Here. Understand?

Miss Brant, Alert The Press Room For An Extra.

But--
The Government

Is Sending Oil Through The Military Pipeline.

But--
I Want That News

On The Street
Right Away!

Now...What Was It You Wanted, Miss Brant?

I Just Thought You'd Like To Know

The Presses
Can't Run.

There's No Oil.

[Whimpering] Why Does Everything Happen To Me?

[Alarm Ringing]

Something's Wrong!

Von Schlick:
It's Out Of Oil!

I Must Stop The Reactor Before It Explodes!

[Alarm Ringing]

[Alarm Stops]

I Need A New Supply, At Any Cost.

It Won't Get Me Into The Movies,

But At Least It'll Keep Me Breathing,

And My New Webbing'll Stick To Anything.

Hi, Betty.

Peter, Somebody's Tampering With The Oil

Coming Through The Military Pipeline!

How Much Have They Lost?

Almost All. It's Just Disappearing.

And Mr. Jameson Wants You To Get Some Pictures.

Will Do.

Peter: Old Oily's At It Again,

And Spidey's Ready.

A Special Silicone Coating Is My Answer.

I'll See To It That This Is Von Schlick's Last Trick.

Spider-Man: Looks Like Von Schlick's Snaky Trail.

Better Get
J.J.J's Pics First.

Now To Find Old Slippery.

That Should
Hold Things Fast.

Spider-Man:
Naughty, Naughty!

You Again!

I Took A Tip
From Your Tailor.

Care To Try Again?

Sergeant Of The Guards, Post Number 4!

[b*ll*ts Ricochet]

Lead On, Von Schlick.

He's Using The Sewer System To Carry The Oil.

But Where?

Looks Like
The End Of The Line.

Good. Good!

Everything Is Perfect.

Soon I'll Have Enough Thinium 007

To Force Everyone To Bow To My Will!

How Did You
Get Here?!

The Same Way You Did, Slippery Sam.

Von Schlick: I-It Won't Come Off.

Just Take It Easy,
Greasy,

While I Open
The Water Valve.

Von Schlick: No!
Nooo! Stop!

Water In The Reactor! It'll Explode!

That's The General Idea, Doc!

You--You Can't
Destroy My Work!

[Buzzing]

[Alarm Ringing]

[Boom]

That's A Come-Down!

Betty: "This Oil Slick Snafued

By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Oh, You'll Have To Admit

Spider-Man's Really A Hero This Time.

Hero? Bah!

He Could Have Blown Up The Entire City.

Do You Call That
Being A Hero?

Well, All I Can Say Is...

Oil's Well That Ends Well.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame ♪

♪ He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great, Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪