01x27 - The Spider and the Fly

[bunniefuu]

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great, Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Clock Bell Ringing]



[Woman Screams]

Definitely Not Well.

Countess Balinski, What's Wrong?

It Was A Human Fly!

He Tried To Steal
My Jewels!

And When I Screamed,
He Ran.

You Must Have
Just Missed Him.

Call The Police. I'll Go After Him.

Spider-Man!
Just As I Hoped!

[Clank]

"Right Behind You,"

Said The Spider
To The Fly.

Catch Me If You Can!

Time To Cut Out.

Looks Like
The Fly Has Flown.

I'd Better Clue In
The Police.

No Sooner
Did Spider-Man Leave

Then The Human Fly
Came Back.

He Pointed
A g*n At Me

And Took Everything.
Look.

All Of My Jewels
Are Gone!

But He Couldn't Have.

Even If The Fly Had Supersonic Speed,

It Would Have
Been Impossible.

Impossible! Impossible, I Tell You!

Only Spider-Man Can Scale A 20-Story Building,

And The Countess Admitted He Was There!

But The Countess
Said The Fly

Was Dressed In Black From Head To Toe.

So, He Changed Costume To Hide His True Identity.

I'd Say He Did

A Good Enough Job Of That As Spider-Man.

And I'd Say--

[Telephone Ringing]

Jameson Here.

On The Next Flight?

I'll Have A Photographer There On The Double.

Where To, Mr. Jameson?

Kennedy Airport.

The Maharajah Of Jhin Jamir Lands Within The Hour.

[Indistinct Chatter]

Now Just One More, Your Excellency.

The Maharajah's Jewels May Be Just The Honey I Need

To Trap A Fly.

Here Goes Another Sleepless Night.

Whistling Webs,
But He's Fast.

Maybe That Fly
Really Can Fly.

Psst! Up Here!

You're It,
Spider-Man!

Catch Me If You Can!

I'll Add You To My Bug Collection

If It's The Last Thing I Do.

What A Way To Go.

But At Least The Maharajah's Jewels

Are Safe
For Another Night.

Here Are The Pics Of The Maharajah.

But This Was Taken At The Airport.

But That's What
You Asked For.

That's Yesterday's News, Parker.

I Want Pictures Of The Maharajah

After The Robbery!

Robbery?
What Robbery?

Haven't You Heard,
Peter?

At 5:30 This Morning,

The Maharajah Was Held Up In His Hotel Suite

By The Human Fly.

The Human Fly?

But He Couldn't Have.

Mr. Jameson,
The Human Fly

Couldn't Possibly Have Robbed The Maharajah.

You're Absolutely Right, Parker. It Was Spider-Man.

Those Jewels Must Be Worth Over A Million Dollars.

If I Had Jewelry
That Valuable,

I Wouldn't Leave It Lying Around A Hotel Room

Like That Silly Mr. Flintridge

Who Just Moved Into The Biltwehl Hotel.

He--He's Worth Millions

And Doesn't Believe
In Banks!

At Least It's Worth A Chance, Mr. Flintridge.

So, You Think
I Might Be

The Human Fly's
Next Victim?

Your Arrival And Habit

Of Keeping Your Money Close At Hand

Has Been Heralded By Every Newspaper In Town

How Do I Know I Can Trust You, Spider-Man?

'Cause I've Got Something To Protect, Too.

My Reputation.

[Ringing]

Consider Yourself Grounded For Good.

I Had To Find Out There Were 2 Of Them...The Hard Way.

I Have A Feeling
Mr. Flintridge

Isn't Going To Buy My Explanation

Unless I Can Track Down That Double-Dealing Duet.

Boy, I'm Sure Glad

Old Flintridge Doesn't Keep His Money In The Bank.

Let's See Who The Next Unlucky Millionaire Will Be.

"The Hubert Updike Worthingtons

"Have Returned
From Europe

With A Priceless Jeweled Dagger And Scabbard."

"Originally Given To King Ferdinand

And By Queen--"

Miss Brant!

Haven't You Two Anything Better To Do

Than Read Newspapers?

We Were Just Reading About The Worthingtons.

They're Not News, But Spider-Man Is.

Spider-Man?

I Have Proof

That Wall-Crawling Menace Is The Human Fly!

He Tricked Flintridge

Into Letting Him Protect His Money,

Then Stole It From Under His Nose.

Parker!

Where Are You Going?

To Get A Picture Of A Jeweled Dagger.

[Ringing]

Spider-Man: There's One.

And There's The Other.

[Clank]

I'll Keep Out Of Sight

And Let Them Lead Me To The Loot...I Hope.

[Beeping]

What Do You Think We Can Get For These?

Enough To Live
On Easy Street

For A Hundred Years!

Hey! This Scarab! That's No Jewel!

Looks Like Spider-Man Bugged The Scabbard!

That Means He's Tracking Us Down

Right Now!

We'll Be A Welcoming Committee Of Two!

[Both Cackling]

So, That's Where They're Hiding Out.

"The Time Has Come," The Spider Said.

[Beeping]

It's Coming On Strong,

And My Spider Sense
Tells Me--

[Siren]

"2 Foolish Flies Webbed

By Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Jameson: I Don't Believe It!

I Won't Believe It!

I Know
That Web-Brained Weasel

Is Behind These Robberies!

It Could Be Worse,
Mr. Jameson.

What If Spider-Man
Were Twins?

Oh, No.

No! No!