01x23 - Return of the Flying Dutchman

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Cap'n, Cap'n, Look!

Look, Cap'n,
Over There!

The Flying Dutchman.

Aye, 'Tis The Phantom Ship

That Forbodes Doom!

The Flying Dutchman,
Indeed!

Every Time
There's A Storm,

We Get A Report
Like This!

But There Have Been So Many Eyewitnesses.

Those Fisherman Are Always Eyewitnessing Something

That Isn't There!

I Take It You Don't Believe The Reports.

Believe 'Em! Of Course I Don't Believe 'Em, Miss Brant!

But Get A Picture Of It Anyway, Parker!

If You Do Get A Picture,
Peter,

Will You Ask The Captain To Autograph A Copy For Me?

Sure, Betty. With Invisible Ink.

Spider-Man: Ahoy There, Captain!

Well, You've Been To A Costume Party, Lad?

I'm Spider-Man.

Spider-Man, Ey?

Well, The World's Full Of A Lot Of Strange Things.

What Can I Do For You,
Spidey?

I've Heard Rumors The Flying Dutchman

Has Been Seen Around Here.

'Tis No Rumor, Mate.

You Can Log It In Your Book As Solid Fact.

Each Time A Storm Spills Its Fury On Us,

The Phantom Ship Appears Over Smuggler's Cove.

Smuggler's Cove, Ey? How Do I Get There?

Hard To Port. The Path'll Take You There.

But...If You Value
Your Life,

Go Back Wherever It Is You Came From.

Thanks For The Warning, Captain.

But I Am Much Too Curious.

That Must Be The Cove.

There It Is... The Flying Dutchman!

And There It Went... Right To The Cove.

My Spider Senses
Are Tingling.

Well, Shiver My Timbers!

The Boss Doesn't Take Kindly To Strangers With Cameras.

Second Man:
Hold It, Jake!

You Want The Sheriff On Our Trail?

You're Right. Better Report This To The Boss.

Voice: What Are You Doing Here?

I Told You To Watch For The Sub.

Man #1: We Hooked A Strange Fish.

Aye. He Was Takin' Pictures Of The Dutchman.

One Of The Villagers?

Naw. Some Character In A Funny Suit.

He Tried To sh**t Something At Us

Like A Spiderweb,
But--

Spider-Man?!

What's He Doing Here?

We Must Get Rid Of Him Before The Sub Arrives

Or He'll Ruin All My Plans!

You Want Us To Take Care Of Him?

No. I'll Reserve
That Privilege

For Myself!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Walloping Web-Snappers.

I Think Someone Dropped Anchor Right On My Head.

And It Looks Like They Went That-A Way!

This Must Be
Smuggler's Cove.

My Spider Sense
Is At It Again.

Something's Fishy, And It's Not The Cargo.

This Is The First Time I've Ever Been Attacked By A Ship!

Voice: At Least Give Me Some Of The Credit!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Spider-Man: Mysterio!

Yes, Spider-Man.

We Meet Again.

Spider-Man:
Right Back At Ya!

Don't Forget
I Was A Stunt Man.

[Coughing]

I'm Gonna Report You To The Smog Control Board.

[Cough] If I Can
Find You.

[Sing-Song] Over Here, Spider-Man!

Come And Get Me!

Locked In. I Sure Fell For That One.

I'm Adrift...In A Gale Yet!

There's No Wheel...

And No Sails.

Let's See How Your Famous Spider Strength Fares

Against The Power Of A Raging Sea...

Spider-Man! Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Flight Is The Curse Of The Flying Dutchman...

And None Can Stay Your Doom.

Not A Bad Job, If I Do Say So Myself.

Heave-h*, And Away We Go.

Now Let's See What I Can Do About A Rudder.

It May Not Be Official, But It Should Get Me To Shore.

Mysterio: Ha Ha Ha. Tonight We'll Use

This View Of The Dutchman To Panic The Villagers.

They'll Run So Far, They'll Have To

Pack Their Lunches And Road Maps!

You Know What To Do?

As Soon As You Give Us The Signal,

We sh**t The Dutchman Over The Cove.

Right. And When The Coast Is Clear,

I'll Signal The Sub
To Surface.

Now Get Going.

Soon I'll Have Gold Enough To Buy All The Power I Want!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

♪ Sailing, Sailing, Over The Bounding Main ♪

I Prefer To Do My Sailing Over Rooftops.

Uh-Oh.

Mysterio Would Know How To Project A Picture Into The Sky.

He's Up To Something.
But What?

A Submarine! In Smuggler's Cove!

That's The Answer!

The Dutchman

Has Brought Trouble Aplenty.

Tainted Treasure-- That's What 'Tis.

Gonna Net Me A Big Tin Fish!

Old Spider Sense Tells Me

There Are Even Bigger Fish In Here.

[Soft Laugh]

Beautiful!

Have You Ever Seen Such A Haul, Mate?

Not In Me
Wildest Dreams.

Now Let's Start Divid--

Mysterio: Spider-Man!

Well, It's Not A Mermaid!

Mysterio: This Time, Spider-Man,

There'll Be No Escape!

My Boys Are Such Cut-Ups!

You'd Make A Great Barber!

Just Call Me D'artagnan!

En Garde!

Play The Clown,
Spider-Man,

But I Will
Outlast You!

My Tempered Webbing Is Stronger Than Your Steel.

Mysterio: Rush Him!

He Can't Take
All Three Of Us!

Spider-Man: Take That!

Spider-Man: One Down.

You Can't Outfight Me, Spider-Man!

Ah! Take A Last Look, You Interfering Web-Head!

And Now, Spider-Man,

Do You Have
Any Last Words

Before I Blow Ya
To Pieces?

All I Can Say Is

If You Gotta Go, This Way's A Blast.

Mysterio: Fool!

Spider-Man:
Thanks, Captain.

'Twas Nothin', Matey.

When The Police Come,
Tell Them

There's A Pretty Big Fish At The Bottom Of The Cove.

I Was Watchin' Ya.

Not Bad For
A Landlubber.

I Know I Sent Parker To Get These Pics,

But If The Whole Thing Was A Hoax, I'm Not Gonna Pay Him!

I Said There Was
No Such Thing

As The Flying Dutchman!

Oh, No? Then What's That?

Yipes!

[Chuckles]

I'd Sure Like To See Ol' Jameson's Face

Right Now.

Mr. Jameson!

Wake Up!
Mr. Jameson!