01x20 - Here Comes Trubble

[bunniefuu]

It Sure Is Quiet Tonight.

Almost Too Quiet.

[Crash]

Spider-Man:
At Least It Was!

It's The Museum Of Art!

Seems We Have An Overenthusiastic Art-Lover

In Our Midst.

[Glass Breaks]

Come On, Spidey-Boy, Get Hold Of Yourself.

You're Not Seeing Things.

It's Nothing.

Just A Centaur Stealing A Greek Vase.

Happens All The Time In New York.

You Shouldn't
Horse Around

With Such
Valuable Stuff!

[Hoofbeats]

Next Event:
Roping And Tying.

Spider-Man: Wallopin' Web-Snappers!

How Come Parker's Never Around When I Need Him?

But, Mr. Jameson,

You Told Him He Could Take The Day Off And--

Never Mind What I Told Him, Miss Brant!

Find Parker And Tell Him To Get Over To The Museum!

[Ring]

Jameson: Vandalism, That's What It Is!

Teenage Vandalism!

Jameson Here.

Absolutely Not!

Jameson: I'm Interested In News,

Not A Moth-Eaten Subject Like Mythology!

And That's Final!

You Will Be, Mr. Jameson, Before I'm Through.

[Hangs Up]

Miss Trubble: You'll Be Begging For My Column On Mythology!

It's Your Turn, Cyclops!

You Will Succeed Where The Centaur Failed,

And If Spider-Man Gets In Your Way,

You Know What To Do.

We Will Force Our Reluctant Publisher

To Take Notice Of Us!

Now Go!

Heh Heh Heh Heh!

A Creature Right Out Of Mythology,

Trying To Steal An Ancient Greek Vase.

It's Got To Mean Something.

My Spider Sense--Danger!

Cyclops!

Hey, You Got
The Wrong Guy!

I'm Not Ulysses!

Good Shot, Cyclops, But I'm Over Here!

Gone!

Well, We Didn't See Eye To Eye Anyway.

Another Failure!

I Will Allow No One,

Not Even Spider-Man, To Interfere With My Plans!

There Must Be One I Could Summon

Who Could Dispose Of Spider-Man.

Oh! I Have It!

Spider-Man
Will Not Escape You!

Spider-Man: My Spider Sense Tells Me There's Danger Here.

It's Telling Me To...
Duck!

Wallopin' Web-Snappers!

A Promise, Spider-Man:

Straight And True Will This Arrow Fly.

Wait A Minute, Lady.

She May Not Be For Real, But These Arrows Are.

You Cannot Escape Me,
Mortal,

For I Am Diana, Goddess Of The Hunt.

Come Out And Quit Yourself Of This Hopeless Struggle.

She Must Be Kidding.

Now You See 'Em,
Now You Don't.

Someone Is Back Of These Mythological Menaces,

And I'm Going
To Find Out Who.

Somebody Broke Into The Stonefeller Mansion

And Stole
This Statuette.

Now, Who'd Want An Ugly Thing Like That?

Peter: Hmm... Cerberus,

The Mythological Watchdog Of Hades.

If The Stonefellers Had A Watchdog Like That,

They Wouldn't Have To Worry About Thieves.

[Ring]

No! I'm Still
Not Interested

In A Daily Column
On Mythology,

[Hangs Up]
And That's Final!

Miss Brant, If That Woman Calls Again,

I'm Out!

What Woman?

Some Used Book Dealer, A Miss Trubble.

And She's One Woman Who Lives Up To Her Name!

Diana Was Standing In Front Of This Store.

I Should Have Realized.

Peter: What An Interesting Coincidence.

[Click]

Uh-Oh, There Goes My Spider Sense.

What Can I Do For You, Young Man?

I'm From
The Daily Bugle,

And Mr. Jameson Tells Me

You Are An Authority On Mythology,

And We'd Like--

You Tell Your Publisher

If He Wants
To Talk Business,

He'll Have To Come To Me Personally.

But I--

I Will Talk To No One But J. Jonah Jameson!

But, Miss Trubble--

Now Go!

Wonder Why She Reminds Me Of Old J. Jonah Jameson?

Peter: Identical.

Even The Tail Is Broken In The Same Place.

That Means Miss Trubble Has Stolen The Statuette.

Peter: This Calls For Another Visit

To Trubble's
Book Corner,

But This Time
As Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Closed?

Not To This Customer.

Here Comes Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

[Dogs Growling]

[Barking
And Growling]

I Love Animals, But This Is Too Much.

As Long As I Can Get Them Before They Get Me,

It's Ok, But That Was Too Close.

Spider-Man: My Spider Sense Tells Me I'm Getting Warm.

[Door Opens]

That Chest Will Do You No Good, Spider-Man.

Only I Have
The Magic Key.

Don't Tell Me You've Got Pandora's Box?

You Know Too Much For Your Own Good.

Can't Help It. I'm A Curious Spider.

Very Well.

I Shall Satisfy
Your Curiosity,

But You Will Never Live To Tell About It.

Who's Your Friend?

Great Vulcan,
God Of Fire,

Imprison Him!

A Gift From The Gods,
Mortal!

Excellent, Vulcan!

Now Finish Him!

You Must Not Fail Me!

The Chest--
It's My Only Hope.

The Chest, Vulcan!
The Chest!

Blow-Hard.

Now Shall I
Finish Him!

My Books!
My Precious Books!

Back, Vulcan!

Back Into The Chest, I Command You!

Away!

You Cannot Command
The Gods!

The Chest.

Let Me Save You The Trouble, Miss Trubble.

[Pow]

[Pow]

[Pow]

So, This Is
What's Meant By

"Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire."

[Siren]

[expl*si*n]

She's The One Responsible For The Stonefeller Theft,

And Here's The Statue.

You'll Probably Get

A Medal For This,
Spider-Man.

All In A Night's Work,
Officer.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web, Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong? Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Stream Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame ♪

♪ He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great, Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪