01x19 - The Night of the Villains

[bunniefuu]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Stream Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great, Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Boat Horn Blows]

[Toot]

[Toot]

Who Goes There?

Help!

That Came
From The Freighter.

Knocked Out,

And My Spider Sense
Tells Me

Whoever Did It...

Spider-Man: Wallopin' Web-Snappers!

But It Looks Like...

Blackbeard The Pirate!

Aye, Landlubber.

Now Taste Me Steel.

Aha! How's That For A Clean Blow

With A Cutlass,
My Lad?

You're Pretty Good With That Thing.

How Are You Without It?

'Tis A Sharp Eye
You Have,

But I've A Pretty Good Eye Myself.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

He's Gone!

Or Was I Seeing Things?

If It Wasn't For This Lump On My Head,

I'd Think I Was...

Well, That's
No Dream Anyway.

"E.T."

Edward Teach!

That Was Blackbeard's Real Name!

Here's The Treasure In Jade For Ya.

Have You Ever Seen A More Hearty Haul?

Well Done, Blackbeard.

Well Done.

Man: Any Trouble?

All Went As Smooth As A Calm Sea,

Except For That Spider-Man!

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh!

My Old Friend
Spider-Man, Eh?

Not Even He Can Stop My Master Plan!

Just Think Of It...

History's
Greatest Villains,

All Prepared To Follow My Orders!

Whose Riches Shall We Remove Tonight?

A Bank Perhaps.

This Calls For The Greatest Bank Robber Of All Time--

It's Your Turn,
Jesse James!

Oh, One More Thing--

If Spider-Man Should Try To Interfere,

sh**t To k*ll!

What Do You Mean,
"What Else?"

A Fortune In Jade Was Stolen From That Ship!

Isn't That Enough?!

Yes, Sir, But...

But What, Parker?!

Mr. Jameson, If You'll Only Give Him A Chance,

He'll Tell You What.

Well, Parker?

I Was, Uh,
Just Wondering

Was There Any Mention Of A...A Pirate?

A Pirate?!

Parker, When You Finish This Assignment,

You'd Better Take
A Vacation!

I Was Just Thinking The Same Thing, Sir.

Maybe My Imagination Was Working Overtime Last Night.

In That Fog, Anyone Could Be Mistaken For Blackbeard.

Anyone?!

Who Am I Kidding?

Only Blackbeard Himself Could Look Like That.

Maybe Jameson's Right.

I Do Need A...

[Whistling My Darling Clementine]

Spider-Man: Uh-Oh.

You Wouldn't Be Thinking Of Robbing That Bank,

Would You, Cowboy?

James Is The Name,
Pardner.

Jesse James!

And You Wouldn't
Be Thinkin'

Of Tryin' To Stop Me, Would You?

That's Exactly What I'm Thinking.

All Right, We'll Play It Fair And Square--

A Real Western Showdown.

On The Count Of 3, Draw.

James: 1...



3!

Put Your Hands Up,
Spider-Man!

But It Was Jesse James.

Now I've Heard Everything.

Spider-Man: He Ducked Behind That Car.

You're Losing Your Grip, Spider-Man.

It Was You Who Hit Me Over The Head, And--

Hey!

What Are You Doing?

I've Had Enough g*ns For One Night.

Jameson: "Spider-Man Attempts Bank Robbery."

Isn't That Beautiful?

No, It Isn't.

Spider-Man Wouldn't Do Such A Thing.

Oh, No? Well, He Was Caught Red-Handed

By The Watchman.

But What About
Jesse James?

The Watchman Said Spider-Man Said--

That No-Good Spider-Man Will Go To Any Length

To Blame Someone Else!

If You Believe That Wild Story, Parker,

I Know You Need
A Vacation!

I Will Not Tolerate Any More Failures!

You Failed To Get Rid Of Spider-Man!

I Must Get Rid Of That Interfering Web-sh**ter

Once And For All.

And Who Could Do The Job Better

Than The Executioner Of Paris?

Oui. My Talents
Were Perfected

Before The Guillotine.

I Never Fail.

How Come I'm The Only One In New York

Who Sees These Outdated Villains?

Nothing, But Nothing, Could Surprise Me!

Spider-Man: Did I Say Nothing?

Wallopin' Web-Snappers, I've Got It!

[Snap]

My Turn Now.

Sacre Bleu! I Have Never Failed!

There's
Always A First Time.

Do Not Touch Me!

Spider-Man: Yep!

Just As I Thought.

Wax.

Parafino's Wax Museum.

Looks Deserted, But I'll Bet My Webbing

He's At It Again.

Doesn't Look Like Anyone's Been Here For Years.

Man:
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

How Nice Of You To Drop In, Spider-Man!

Parafino!

So I Was Right.

Here Are Some More Old Acquaintances Of Yours.

Nothing Personal, Fellas, But...

My Control Box!

You've Destroyed It!

And Put Your Robotized Dummies Out Of Action.

I Don't Need Them

To Put You Out Of Action, Spider-Man!

You Make A Great Wall Fixture, Parafino.

Someday, Spider-Man, I'll Get You!

Good Morning,
Miss Brant.

Good Morning,
Mr. Jameson.

Jameson: Help!

Help! Don't sh**t!

Mr. Jameson,
What's Wrong?!

Please, Mr. James!

Please, Mr. Pirate!

Put Away Your Weapons!

Betty: Mr. Jameson, They're Only Dummies!

But This One's Alive.

And Here's A Note...

Miss Brant, Call My Travel Agency.

I Think I Need A Vacation!