01x17 - The Revenge of Dr Magneto

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Wind Howling]

[Thunder]

Shades Of The Hesperus, What A Storm.

There's One Boat I Wouldn't Want To Be In.

Better Stick Around And See If She Makes It.

[Thunder]

The Science Hall Of Fame Has Again Failed To Elect Me,

And This Time They're Going To Pay For It.

The Whole World Will Learn

What Dr. Magneto's Power Can Do.

Walloping
Websnappers!

The Light!

[Thunder]

[Thunder]

[Laughing Maniacally]

[Thunder]

That Ship Out There Will Be Smashed To Bits.

Use Your
Emergency Equipment.

It...Won't Work!

Nothing Works.

It's Got To!

It's No Use.

Everything Seems
To Be Stuck.

My Light's Worth
A Try, Anyway.

Spider-Man:
Come On, Fellas.

You Can Make It.

Just Listen To This.

"Spider-Man Saves
Freighter."

You Can't Tell Me

The Captain Couldn't Have Brought His Ship In

Without The Help Of

That Publicity-Seeking Show-Off Spider-Man.

But What About The Lighthouse Keeper's Report

That The Equipment Was Magnetized?

Rubbish!

There Isn't That Much Concentrated Magnetism

In The World.

And This Paper Isn't Going To Make A Hero

Out Of Spider-Man!

But, Mr. Jameson,

If You Don't Print The Story,

How Will
The Daily Bugle Look?

I'll Print It,
All Right,

But On The Back Page.

Not Only Do They Put The Story On The Back Page,

My Magnetic Power Is Not Even Mentioned.

Thanks To The Interference Of Spider-Man,

My Plan Has Failed.

So, Tonight, I Will Give Them Another Sample,

One They Won't Forget.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Let The Daily Bugle Put That On The Back Page.

Either The Fog Is Playing Tricks With My Eyesight

Or Something Is Wrong With That Track.

Walloping Websnappers!

How Could That Happen?

[Train Horn Blowing]

[Horn Blowing]

I'll Need Proof
For Jameson.

I Don't Need Proof That The Tracks Were Broken.

What I Want Is Proof That Spider-Man

Deliberately Wrecked Those Tracks,

Then Fixed Them Just To Get Some Free Publicity.

You Mean You're Not Going To Print The Story?

I'll Print The Story, All Right...

And The Caption.

Dr. Magneto: "Spider-Man Nearly Causes Calamity."

Again Spider-Man!

And Gets All The Credit For My Cleverness.

Well, There Won't Be Any Mistake Next Time.

J. Jonah Jameson...

"By The Time You Receive This Note,

"The Massive Bronze Statue Of Prometheus

"At Rockefeller Center

"Will Have Been Magnetized

"And Flown To The Top Of The Empire State Building.

"At Exactly Noon,

"I Will Demagnetize It

And Send It Crashing Into The Street Below."

[Gasps] Oh, Dear!

How Awful!

"Dr. Magneto."
[Phone Ringing]

Never Heard Of Him.

Jameson Here.

Magneto, Magneto.

Seems Like I've Heard That Name Before.

Jameson: What?! The Statue Of Prometheus

On Top Of The Empire State Building?

He Really Did Do It!

Miss Brant, Have Them Hold The Presses!

Parker, Get Over There And Get Some Pictures!

What Time Is It?

Peter: 10 Minutes
To 12:00.

If Magneto's Really Going To Drop It,

I've Only Got 3 Minutes.

[Dong]

[Dong]

[Dong]

[Dong]

[Dong]

That Interfering Fool!

Somehow, I'll Have My Revenge...

On The World And On Spider-Man.

"M," "M," Magneto.

I Know I've Seen
That Name.

Ah, Here It Is.

"Dr. Matto Magneto.

"Science Hall Of Fame
Nominee.

Specialist
On Magnetism."

Hall Of Fame.

I Guess That's As Good A Place As Any

To Start Looking
For A Clue.

My Spider Sense
Is Vibrating.

Maybe The Clue I'm Looking For Is Here--

The Hall Of Fame.

I'm In Pretty Important Company,

But My Good Old Spider Sense Tells Me

There's Someone Here Who Doesn't Belong.

[Magnetic Humming]

Ha! The Great Spider-Man,

Defeated By A One-Force Pull Of My Magnetic Power.

Not Yet, I'm Not!

Magneto: Surprised?

I Have Devised A Way

Not Only To
Magnetize Metal,

But Wood, Paper, Cloth--Anything.

Did You Ever Consider Helping People With Your Power?

The Fools Did Not Believe My Theories.

Now It Is Too Late,

And You, Spider-Man,

Will Be
The First To Go.

I'll Give Them A Demonstration

They'll Never Forget.

Just What Did
You Have In Mind?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

A Surprise.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That Won't Do You
Any Good.

Just A Small Sample Of My Reverse Magnetism.

And For The Next Demonstration...

[Magnetic Humming]

Ha Ha! You Will Stay Here Forever

As A Monument
To My Powers.

Now...For My
Grand Finale.

I Will Lift
The Hall Of Fame

Into The Air
By Magnetism,

Carry It Out
Over The Ocean,

And Drop It!

It And Spider-Man Will Sink To The Bottom...

Forever.

And Me Without
My Bathing Suit.

Ha Ha Ha!

Very Funny.

You Know, Doctor,

I Didn't Come Here Completely Unprepared.

What?

What Happened?

I Know A Thing Or 2 About Science Myself.

My Magnetic Power...

It's Gone.

Right. I Took
The Precaution

Of Making An Anti-Magnetic Webbing

That Would Short Circuit Your Power

If You Didn't Agree To Use It For Good.

What Are You Doing?

Put Me Down!

That's Where You Belong, Magneto.

And Here's Something I Wrote Especially For This Occasion.

"For The Most Misguided Use Of Knowledge,

"Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Nominates
This Candidate."

Yes, I Know
We Have To Print

The "Spider-Man Captures Magneto" Story,

But Not On
The Front Page!

The Back Page? No!

Some People Start Reading From The Back.

Say, How About Putting It In The "Want Ads" Section?

Betty: Mr. Jameson,

May I Suggest You Put It In The Personal Column,

Saying, "Not Responsible For Any Good Deeds

"Done By Spider-Man,

Signed,
J. Jonah Jameson."

I'm Glad
I Thought Of That.