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01x12 - Kilowatt Kaper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spider-Man". Aired: September 9, 1967 – June 14, 1970.*
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Series revolved around teenager Peter Parker, a high school student who develops extraordinary strength and spider-like powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider.

01x12 - Kilowatt Kaper

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Thunder]

If Electro Is Exposed To The Storm,

He Will Regenerate
His Power.

Then No Prison
Will Hold Him.

You're Right, Spider-Man.

We'll Move Him To An Isolation Cell

Immediately.

It's Taken Me Months

To Steal These Bits
And Pieces.

Everything's Ready

Once The Storm
Hits Its Peak.

[Thunder]

The First Thing I'll Do Is To Destroy Spider-Man

For Putting Me
Behind Bars.

One Bolt Of Lightning Is All I Need.

Warden:
We're Too Late.

[Thunder]

Spider-Man!

How Nice Of You To Come.

It Saves Me
So Much Time.

[Thunder]

Electro Will Be After You

When He Finds You're Still Alive.

I'll Be Ready For Him.

[Thunder]

Spider-Man Is Destroyed,

And I'm Free.

Free To Drain The Power Of The Entire City

And Make It My Own.

Electro Has Escaped And No Pictures!

Yes, Mr. Jameson?

Jameson: Tell Parker When He Comes In

He's Fired.

You Can't Fire Peter, Mr. Jameson.

He's A Free-Lancer.

Don't Tell Me Who I Can Or Can Not Fire,

Miss Brant.

Put Him On The Payroll And Then Fire Him.

Yes, Mr. Jameson.

Miss Brant?

Betty:
Yes, Mr. Jameson.

I'll Give Parker Another Chance.

Tell Him To Get Here On The Double.

He's Busy With A Chemical Formula

And Said He Won't Be Available For--

Won't Be Available?!

You Tell Parker
He's Fired!

This City Will Have To Live In Darkness

Until I Get All The Power I Need.

The Circuits
Are Overloaded.

They'll Explode.

[Electronic Humming]

When It Builds Up
Enough Power,

I'll Drain It All
For Myself.

The Entire City Will Know The Power Of Electro.

As Soon As I Can Mix A New Batch Of Special Web Formula,

I'll Be Ready For Electro.

[Ringing]

Hello?

Betty: Peter, Mr. Jameson Wants You Over Here Right Away.

Electro Is Blacking Out The City!

I'm Sorry, But I--

[Hangs Up Phone]

No Time To Finish The New Web Formula.

Electro Has To Be
Stopped Now.

Look Likes Electro's At The Midtown Substation.

I'd Better Get There Right Away.

Jameson: What's Going On Here?!

Let Me Have That Candle, Miss Brant.

Betty: I'm Sorry, Mr. Jameson.

Electro's Cut Off
The Power.

Just Because He Wants Revenge On Spider-Man,

Does He Have To Take It Out On Me?

[Crash]
Ohh! Ow!

Who Moved
The Furniture?!

[Electronic Buzzing]

Soon I'll Be The Most Powerful Villain

In The Whole World.

I Sure Wish I'd Finished That Special Web Formula.

Now I'll Have To Find Another Way To Stop Him.

You Won't Escape Once I'm Fully Regenerated.

Don't Overcharge Yourself, Glitterpuss.

No Web Can Stop Me.

I'm Starting
To Believe Him.

First, I'll Take
Care Of You.

Yeow!

I've Got To Stop
The Turbines

Before The Suction Pulls Me Into The Blades.

There's Just One Chance.

[Electronic Buzzing]

Whew!

Talk About Close Calls.

Lucky For Me,

Electro Doesn't Wait To See If I've Had It.

I've Got To Finish That Web Formula

If I'm Gonna Beat That Electric Egotist.

Hello? Hello?

What's Going On Here?!

Electro: I Am Electro,

Master Of All Electrical Power.

I Don't Care If You're The Wizard Of Oz.

I Want My Electricity Turned On.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I'll Turn It On

As Soon As You And The Rest Of The City

Pay Me!

Just Make
Your Checks Payable

To The Electro
Power Company.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I'm Not Paying You Anything, You Pirate.

Oh, Yes, You Will.

Yeow!

There Now, I'm Ready For Electro.

I'll Spin A Web He Won't Ever Break.

[Newspaper Boy
Shouting News]

Read All About It!

Electro: Heh Heh Heh,

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What A Lovely Sight.

Every Light Out There Means A Fortune For Me.

And With Spider-Man Out Of The Way,

No One Can Stop Me.

Times Square Will Be Perfect For My Trap.

[Snoring]

[Ringing]

Jameson Here.

Who?

Who?!

I Said,
This Is Spider-Man,

And If You Want To See The Fireworks Of The Century,

Meet Me In Times Square.

Why, You
Web-Headed Weasel,

What Are You Up To?

How Dare
He Hang Up On Me!

I'll Meet Him, All Right, But With The Police!

I've Got To Work Fast.

Electro's Sure To See The Blackout Soon.

Every Light Out There Is Pure Gold.

Soon I'll Take Over Every City In--

What's That?!

Something's Wrong!

Jameson: There He Is!

I Told You Spider-Man Was Up To No Good.

Old J.J.J. Got Here Just In Time.

Ok, Spider-Man,

Come On Down
Or We'll sh**t.

Hold Your Fire!

The Show's About To Begin.

It's Electro!

I Knew They Were Working Together.

Hold Your Fire, Men!

Let's See What's Going On.

Electro, I'm Going To Put Your Name In Lights.

Spider-Man!

You've Got More Lives Than 9 Cats.

I Need A Little More Bait For My Trap.

You Can't Hide From Me, Spider-Man.

I'll Make You
Pay For This!

Why Don't You
Arrest Them?

Don't Blow A Fuse,
Mr. Jameson.

I Think Spider-Man Knows What He's Doing.

Now's The Time To Test My Formula

And Spring My Trap.

At This Range, Nothing Can Save You.

I've Got You Now,
Spider-Man.

Yeow!

He's Trapped Electro In An Electric Spiderweb.

Well, Don't Just
Stand There,

Arrest Him!

I Think Spider-Man Is Trying To Tell Us Something.

Look.

[Officer Reading Sign]

Oh, No!

Don't Tell Me He's A Hero Again.