01x07 - Captured by J. Jonah Jameson

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Ceiling Zero.

It Isn't Safe To Be Swinging Around Town

In This Weather.

I'd Better Go Downstairs Where It's A Little Safer.

My Spidey Sense Is Really Vibrating.

Something Is Following Me.

I'd Better Be Ready.

What's This?

[Camera Clicks]

With A Few
Final Adjustments,

I Know The Robot Can Catch Spider-Man.

Then I Can Make A Deal With J. Jonah Jameson, Esq.

It's Obvious
He Was After Me,

But Why?

What's So Good About This?

It's Just
A Picture Of A Robot.

But, Mr. Jameson, Give Me A Chance To--

What--What Is That?

I Would Like To See Mr. Jameson, Please.

I'm Jameson. Who And What Are You?

I'm Henry Smythe,
The Inventor.

I've Read Your Anti-Spider-Man Editorials,

And I Have Something

That Is Guaranteed To Capture Him.

Just What I Need-- Another Phony.

Out, Out!

You're Right, Mr. Jameson.

No Tin Can Could Catch Spider-Man.

Ah! But I Can Prove It Can Catch Him.

Well, I Don't Know.

But, Mr. Jameson,

There Is
The Added Attraction

Of Having Your Own Face In The Robot's Head.

So It'll Be You Who Goes After Spider-Man.

I Just Want To Show How My Robot Can Sense

A Spider's Presence
Anywhere.

That Reminds Me, I--I Have To Pick Up Some Film At Hermit's.

Very Good.

Now, Walk It Around The Room Once.

[Beeping]

What's That?

That's It.

It's Picked Up Spider-Man's Impulses.

Smythe: Now, Set It On Automatic.

It Works.

It Works!

I'll Get Spider-Man
This Time!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Wonder...

Does That Robot Really Work,

Or Is Smythe A Phony?

Well, There's My Answer.

And This Is
No Demonstration.

I Have To Face This Sooner Or Later.

And I'd Better Do It As Spider-Man.

[Dramatic Music]

Ok, Spider-Man,
You've Had It.

And You're
Going To Get It.

I Don't Understand.

This Calls For
A Double Shot.

It Must Have
A Special Surface.

[Clang]

Dodge All You Want,
Spider-Man.

You Can't Avoid Me
Forever!

[Out Of Breath]
I'd Better...

Take To The Rooftops For A While.

Going For A Little Climb, Spider-Man?

You Can't Get Away From Me.

He--He Can Climb, Too.

Give Up, Spider-Man!

I Can Go On Forever!

You're Beginning To Look Tired, Spider-Man.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Got To Get My Second Wind.

The Water!

Maybe It Will Throw The Robot Off My Trail.

It Worked! Not A Thing In Sight.

Wow! What A Day
This Has Been.

[Spider-Man Grunting]

Ahh, My Moment
Of Triumph.

Look.

Spider-Man Captured

By J. Jonah Jameson.

Ha Ha Ha.

Jameson: This Is The Day

Poets Will Write Ballads About.

In Fact,

The President Will Probably Proclaim It

J. Jonah Jameson Day,

Honoring Me For Conquering That Web-Headed Menace.

It's Gone!

The Picture Is Gone!

I Tripped!

Smythe! The Plug!

Jameson: Miss Brant,

Take The Rest
Of The Day Off.

Without Pay, Of Course.

Sometimes That Boss Of Mine Makes Me So Mad!

Robot:
Spider-Man Got Away,

But He Can't Have Gone Far.

I've Got That Funny Feeling Again.

He Sure Is A Persistent Bag Of Bolts.

So, I'll Just Have To Outmaneuver Him.

You're Really At The End Of Your Line

This Time, Spider-Man.

Ah. That Web Will Break My Fall, Too.

This Shouldn't Wake Him Up.

I Forgot About Your Hard Head, Jameson.

I've Waited A Long Time For This.

And To Think That I, J. Jonah Jameson,

Will Capture Spider-Man Single-Handed.

Ahem.

Eh, Heh Heh Heh,

With Your Help, Of Course, Smythe.

Spider-Man's Helped The Police Enough Times.

Now They Can Come To His Support.



Sir, I Wish To Report

A Robot Running Wild Through The City.

Miss, Are You Sure That You Haven't Been Seeing Things?

No! And What's More,

The Robot
Is After Spider-Man.

Spider-Man?! Why Didn't You Say So?

We'll Have This Checked Out Right Away, Miss. Murphy!

[Out Of Breath]
I...

Can't Keep...This Up

Much Longer.

Ohh...Is Our Little Web-Head Tired?

Well, You'll Be Taking A Long Rest Soon.

[Clang]

Ah Ha Ha Ha!

Look! The Amazing Spider-Man,

Trapped By The Famous J. Jonah Jameson.

Bingo!

I've Hit The Jackpot!

And The Finder Is Locked On Him, Sir.

Well, Let's Go.

Uh-Oh.
That Blank Screen

Means Jameson
Is On His Way.

I Can't Escape Through Brute Strength,

But I've Still
Got My Brains

And The Suction Power Of My Fingers.

I'd Better
Figure This Out

Before J.J. Really Captures Spider-Man.

We've Zeroed In On The Robot's Location.

Won't Be Long Now.

Right Here!
Stop Here, Driver!

[Tires Squeal]

It's Stopped!
We've Lost Them!

Don't Panic,
Mr. Jameson.

It's Just Interference From The Elevator Controls.

[Beeping]

See? It's Started Again.

He's Just Above Us.

There He Is! Stand Back!

I'm Going To Have The Pleasure

Of Ripping Off His Mask

And Exposing
His Real Identity

To The World!

Ahh!

Smythe: Mr. Jameson,

What Have You Done To His Head?

I Didn't Do Anything.

He Hasn't...Got A Head.

I've Been Tricked By That Web-Head Again.

Oh, Why, Why Does Everything Happen To Me?

And As For You,

Get Out Of Here With That Robot Before I--

The Spider Impulse Machinery Is Missing.

Oh, Well, Back To The Drawing Board.

Jameson: What's This?

"Compliments Of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

This, Too?

How Much Can I Take?

Mr. Jameson.

I Had Him.
I Had Him!

Spider-Man Has Made A Fool Of Me Again.

Ohh...

Now, Now, Mr. Jameson,

You've Been Working
Too Hard.

What You Need
Is A Good Rest.

Betty, May I See
Mr. Jameson?

Sorry, But Mr. Jameson Won't Be In This Week.

Is Something Wrong?

Yes.

He Was Stung
By A Spider.

[Energetic Music Plays]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪