02x04 - They Call Me Mr. Fixit

[bunniefuu]

What The...

You Losers
Just Signed Over

Your Stolen Plane
Business...

To Allure.

Huh?

Aah!

Hyah!

Enough!

Allure Has Taken
Her Last Bite
Out Of My Empire.

It's Time
To Bite Back.

I Want Action!

I Want Her Now!

Ooohh.

Do You Know What
I Simply Adore?

How I'm Climbing
To The Top

Of This Here
Windy City.

And Nobody
Can Stop Me.

[Laughs]

Well, Uh,
Now That This Town's
All Yours, Ms. Allure,

Is There Anything
You Want?

Yes...
I Want More.

A Lot More.

More Jewels, More Money.
More Power.

All Of It!

Allure: But It's
Out Of My Reach

Until Those Eggheads
Figure Out

How To Intensify
My Special Powers.

Looks Like The Results
Are The Same.

So You're
Telling Me...

You Failed.

Y-You Have
To Understand...

What You're Asking Has
Never Been Done Before.

Enhancing This
Unexplained Ability
Of Yours

Is Really
Quite Impossible.

You See--

Allure: Oh, Stop.

Nothing I Attempt
Is Impossible.

Now I Want You To Run
This Procedure Again.

But We Have No More
Test Subjects.

Really?
I Can Think Of 2.

N-No! Not Us,
Please.

I Would Consider It...

An Act Of Love.

Yes. For You, Allure.

Only For You.

[Screaming]

Mmm. Crusher, Who Else
Do You Have For Me?

A Brilliant Scientist
And A Specialist
In Gamma Research.

He's On His Way.

Mmm. I Like His Eyes.

What's His Name?

Crusher:
Dr. Bruce Banner.

"Research Funds
Available.

Submit All Bids
To The Foundation
For Review."

I Just Can't Believe
They Really Approved
Me, Jen.

I Mean, Finally, I--

[Snoring]

Ohh.

Oh Oh Oh Ohh.

Crusher: Let's
Just Hope This One

Can Give You
What You Want.

Allure: Oh, He Will.

If Not For The Sake
Of Science,

Then In The Name
Of Love.

No!

Rrraaahhh!

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Incredible Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Incredible Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Incredible Hulk ♪

Grr!

Rrraaahhh!

Crusher:
Dr. Banner?

Ahem. My Name
Is Crusher Creel.

The Foundation
Sent Me
To Pick You Up.

Mr. Creel, Uh,
I Just Can't Tell You

How Much I Appreciate
The Research Grant,

Even Though I've Never
Ever Heard Of--

This Way, Please.

W-Wait. M-My Cousin
Jen Is Coming.

She's Just
Getting Her--

Ms. Allure Is Eager
To Get Started.

Hey!

Just Up And Left Me.

A Girl Doesn't
Even Have Time

To Get Her Bare
Necessities Together.

Tell Me, Skycap,
Who's In That Tacky
Blue Limo

Just Burned Out
Of Here?

Him? A Big, Dumb
Leg-Breaker Named
Crusher Creel.

Notoriously
Bad Tipper.

Thanks, Handsome.

If You Need A Lift
Somewhere,

I Get Off In An Hour.

Or I Could Quit
And Leave Now.

Bruce: Hey,
Turn It Around.

We Have To Go Back.

Jennifer Won't Know
Where To--

Allure: I Never
Go Back, Dr. Banner.

I Go Forward.
Always Forward.

And I Need You
To Take Me There.

Stop This Car
Now!

Megalomania
Was Not Part
Of The Deal.

I Want Out!

You're Being
Disrespectful.

Don't Make Me Mad.

Believe Me, You Won't
Like Me When I'm Mad.

Dr. Banner,
Please Don't Resist.

I Can Assure You
This Is The Project
Of A Lifetime.

Do It...

For Me.

Rrr!

Aahh!

[Gasps]

Rrr.

Allure: I Would
Consider It

An Act Of Love.

Yes...For You.

Anything For You.

Get Out Of
The Car, Allure.

Now!

Allure:
Chill.

I Can Handle
This.

You Either Leave
Town The Smooth Way

Or The Rough Way.

Your Choice.

My Dear
Mr. Rock.

I'm Really
Quite Surprised.

I Had Assumed
You Were Here

To Hand Over
What's Left

Of Your Meager
Operation.

That's It.

Seems Like
You're Looking

To Leave
The Rough Way.

Boys, Take Her Out.

No, Boys.

Take Him Out.

All: Yes, Ms. Allure.

Hey, What's
Going On?

I Want, Uh--
What's Gotten
Into You g*ons?

I Would Consider It
An Act Of Love.

Let Me Go!

Oooh. Overdid It
On That One.

Woman: Here You Go,
Ms. She-Walters...

I Mean, H-Hulk,
Shulk, She-Hulk.

Anyway,
Enjoy Your Stay.

And Might I Be
So Bold As To Ask

How You Got So--
Colorful?

That's My Little Secret.
And Speaking Of Secrets,

The Name Crusher Creel
Ring Any Bells?

Oh, Yeah. Works
In The High-Rise
With The Eyes

For The Most
Powerful Woman
In Town--

Ms. Allure.

I Must Say, I Sense
There's More To You

Than Meets The Eye,
Bruce.

I'm Intrigued By Your...

Inner Strength.

Well, I'm A Real
Beast Inside.

Yes. I Want More.

Dr. Gq There Is Getting
Just A Little Too Cozy

For His Own Good.

You Have A Brain
Abnormality.

It Grows Each Time
You Get That, Uh,

Gleam In Your Eyes.

If I Enhance
Your Powers,

It Could Be
Life-Threatening.

I'll Risk It.

And Get Rid
Of These Migraines

While You're At It.

Allure, I--I Don't
Want To Lose You.

What You Want
Means Nothing To Me.

This Is About
What I Want.

Can You Increase The Power
Of My Eyes Or Not?

Yes, I Can.

But I'll Need Some
Better Equipment.

Crusher,
Take Him Shopping.

Bruce?

Bruce?

You Up For
A High-Speed Chase?

No.

Then Unbuckle
And Scoot.

This Is
A Situation Green.

[Horns Honking]
[Tires Screeching]

Oh, My. That Is
The Fourth Cab

I Have Lost
This Month.

We're Being Followed
By A Cab.

Lose It.

Watch Out.
Aah!

[Horn Blaring]

You Can't Trash Me.

Yee-Hah!

Unh! Unh!

He Deserts Me
At The Airport,

He Dodges Me
On The Street.

That Cousin Of Mine
Better Be In Trouble,

Or He's In Big Trouble.

Here You Go,
Lover Boy.

Help Yourself
To Anything You Need.

Hmm. Very Nice.

A Sodium Arc
Rectifier,

A Unicron
Transformer.

Hyah!

Hyah!



Hey, Banner.

Uh, You'd Do Anything
For Allure's Love,
Wouldn't You?

I Sure Would.

Yeah. Well, See,
There's The Problem.

Because So Would I.

And There Ain't No Room
For Two At The Top
Of Her List!

Banner: Unh.

Ooh!
Rrr!

Ooh!

Aah!

Oh, Yeah.

Time For Me
To Hulk On Out!

Aah!

What? Who Else
Is In Here?

Hulk:
Just Us Monsters.

Unh. Ow!

Aah. What Was That?

Don't Matter Now.

Bruce?

Bruce!

Lucky For Banner
I Showed Up.

Because He'd Be
A Smoldering Pile
Of Ashes By Now.

Wait--Wait.
Where Are You Going?

A Bald-Headed Bozo
Named Crusher

Is About
To Go Cruising
With The Grey Guy.

Crusher?

He's Working For
Some Brassy Boss
Named Allure, Right?

Yeah. Allure.
A Real Hottie.

At Least
Banner Thought So.

She Had Him Working
On Some Gamma Gizmo

To Put More Ice
In Her Icy Blue Stare.

Gamma? Huh?

Then I Doubt
She's Gonna
Leave Brucie Alone

Until He Gives Her
What She Wants.

Yeah. Well, I'll Take
Care Of Allure, Too,

Soon As I'm Finished
Stomping Crusher.

Sorry, Grey Guy.

But This One's
Gotta Be Played Cagey,

On The Sly,
And Incognito.

As The Hulk, You're
Just A Little Too...

Recognizable.

You Got Something
In Mind?

Yeah. Come On.
We're Gonna Go Do
Some Power Shopping.

Power Shopping?

I'm Missing


Allure Don't Like
To Be Cheated.

[Car Approaching]

Check Out What A Little
Power Shopping Can Do.

Aah!

Who Are You?

They Call Me
Mr. Fixit.

I Work For--

Lady Green.

And We're Here To Take
Over This Hijacked Bootie.

In Other Words,

We're Musclin' In.

That I Doubt.

Unh!

Aah!

How Much You Suppose
We Can Get
For This Load, Huh?


In The State Pen.

That's Why I Made
A Little Call
To The Coppers

To Come Pick It Up.
Aah.

Let's Go Shake Down
Chi-Town.

Aah!
Aah!

Allure: Who Is
This Lady Green?!

Why Haven't You
Stopped Her?!

Why Haven't You Found
Where She's Keeping
Banner?!

Why Are You
Such Losers?!

Crusher:
It's That Mr. Fixit.

He's Unstoppable.

I've Never Seen An Enforcer
That Tough.

Allure: You're Supposed
To Be Unstoppable.

That's Why You're
Working For Me!

Now It's Time
We Get Even.

Tell Allure
She Really Should

Keep Her Money
Matters Private.

Yeah, Every 2-Bit
Hustler In Town

Knew About
This Transfer.

Who Said She Wanted It
Kept Private?

Uh-Oh. Situation
Just Went From Green

To Red Hot.

Problems, Problems.

Everywhere You Look,
Problems.

That's Ok,
'Cause Mr. Fixit's
Got The Solution.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Hold It,
Cement-Head.

Let's Deal.

Allure Wants
Bruce Banner.

You Want Your Health.

Give Him Back,
And You Can
Leave Unharmed.

I Always Leave
Unharmed.

You,
On The Other Hand--

Well, Boys,

You Witnessed It.
I Tried.

Aah!

Aah!

[Crash]

Lesson Number One:

Never Get In The Way
Of The She-Hulk.

Unh. Aah!

Unh.

Aah.

Yeah. Keep On Hulkin'.

Real Funny.

Have A Ride
On The Grey Guy.

Unh.

Aah!

Guess I'm Going
To Have To Get
My Hands Dirty.

Fix This, Mr. Fixit.

Unh.

Hey!

Do You Know How Much
This Outfit Cost?

Aah!

No. Banner's
Gonna Mess This Up.

Aah!

Banner? You Listen
To Me For Once.

Keep Your Mixed-Up
Mind Off Of Allure

And On The One
You Really Love.

Betty Ross.

Betty Ross.

Betty Ross!

Betty.

Banner?

What Are You
Doing Here?

Where's Fixit?

What? Who's Fixit?

Come On. You're
My Peace Offering
To Allure.

Man: We Got Enough
Evidence Here

To Finally Move In On
Allure's Organization.

You Follow
Your Due Process,

Then Meet Me There.

'Cause I Got
A Showdown

In That High-Rise
With The Eyes.

They're Coming
For Me, Bruce.

How Is It
That You've Finished

That Enhancement Ray
So Quickly?

You Didn't Take Any
Shortcuts, Did You?

No. I Just Made
Some, Uh...

Modifications.

Good.

Because I Need These
Eyes Strong Enough

To Sway Every Man
Of Power In This City.

They'll Never Take Me.

It's Ready.

Allure. Please.
Listen To Me.

Look, Can't We Just
Escape Together?
You And Me.

I Know I Can Make
You Happy.

Crusher.

Haven't You Figured
Me Out Yet,

You Dolt?

People Don't
Make Me Happy.
Things Do.

Activate It Now.

Allure:
Oh, Yes. Yes!

No More Headaches.

Oh, I Feel Better
Than I Ever Have.

Banner:
We're Finished.

How Do You Feel?

Like I Can Now
Set My Sights

On This Entire World

And Make It Mine.

Mine...

Alone.

Unh.

You'll Be Casting
Your Gaze

On Some Iron Bars,
Allure.

'Cause I'm Ending
Your Ego Trip.

Lady Green.

So Nice To Finally
Set Eyes On You--

My Eyes Of Power.

And The Power Of Allure.

[Gasps]

Ooh,
You Got Me Shaking
Like Green Jello.

[Gasps]

My--My Powers.
They're Gone!

They're Gone!

What Have You
Done To Me?

I Cured You.

This Device Removed
The Abnormality
In Your Brain.

That's Why You Have
No More Headaches.

[Gasps]
How Could You?

You Were In Love
With Me.

No. No, I Was Reminded
That I'm Really In Love
With Someone Else.

Crusher!

Destroy Him!

Freeze! Police!

I...
I Can't Believe...

I Lost It All.

I Have Nothing Left.

I Am Nobody.

No, No, No.

No, You Are
Somebody, Allure.

To Me.

Powers Or Not,
I'm Here For You.

Turn That Kiss
Into Gold

And We Just Might
Have Something.

I Am Such A Sucker
For Romance.

Oh, Puh-Lease, Jen.
They're Criminals.

She Got
What She Deserves.

She Tried
To Take It All

And Got Nothing.

[Sobbing]
I Know.

Isn't It Tragic?

And He Still Loved
Her After All That.

It's Like A Cheesy
Movie Of The Week.

Give Me Your Sleeve,
Brucie.

What? No, No, No.

[Jen Blows Nose]

Banner: How Nice.