01x17 - Doomsday Plus One

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[SNORING]

It's clobbering time! It's clobbering time!
It's...

Stupid lamebrain and his stupid jokes.

What? Who's there?

Ben!

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, I'm right here.

No! No! Over here.

Knight to queen's bishop three.

- Checkmate!
- HERBIE: No...

But shouldn't I be
better at chess than this?

You always win!

Can we try tic-tac...

- HERBIE?
- Doom!

Stupid rockhead!

Stupid fire extinguisher!

All right, tubbo, if you're not out here
in three seconds,

I'm incinerating this door!

One...

Two...

Johnny and Ben, what did I tell you?

Not in the house.

I take it back! In the house is fine!

Fry it!

- Oh, nuts!
- Target, Human Torch.

Weapon, ice cannon.

What?

I was about to get frozen
and you went to change your clothes?

Well, you're fine, aren't you?

Anyways, those were my good pajamas.

[RUMBLING]

I think your alarm system
needs some work, Stretch!

HERBIE has been compromised.

It looks like Dr. Doom is back.

BEN: No! Really?

JOHNNY: You are a genius.
SUZY: How can you tell?

HERBIE: You never learn, Richards!

Doom is inevitable!

Matchstick,
even I knew that was a hologram.

Sorry, bud.

What does Doom want this time, Reed?

[YELLS]

I'll tell you what I want, Susan.

Your complete and utter destruction.

The four of you have interfered
with my plans once too often.

Now you pay the price.

Ignore him!
I have got a lock on Doom's signal

where he must have
infiltrated the building.

Come on!

So, Doomsy, you're totally wired
into the building, right?

Tell me the truth, did you see Ben
switch my lamp for that fire extinguisher?

Because I know it's him.

Imbecile!

And then I came and found you,
Courtney dear.

Oh, are we here? I like the elevator.

Did you know it's ill*gal for me to drive?

- Susan!
- Courtney!

Mrs. Monet, you know, when we said
you could stop by anytime,

this isn't what we meant.

How droll.

Do you know what time it is?



Do you know what I shouldn't have to
put up with at 4:00 in the morning?

Noise! Lights shining in my window,

things climbing the building walls!

There's a robot in my apartment.

I think it's talking to the refrigerator.

Well, they're very cute together.

Yes. Why don't you catch up
when you are done there, Susan?

Doom's signal is coming
from the dangerous artifacts room.

I knew that room was a bad idea.

It's even got the word dangerous in it!

Always with this Doom.

Is he a tenant here?

Does he pay rent? I don't think so!

- Therefore, his business can wait.
- Okay.

Your efforts are futile!

You know this, don't you?

You can feel it!

You and your friends are
forever at the mercy of Doom!

We'll see about that.

Yes, we will.

[RUMBLING]

I know! I know!
We're the worst neighbors ever!

We get it!

What have you done, Victor?

BEN: No, you don't!

[YELLS]

Stretch? Suzy?

We got problems

and someone should grab Johnny.

Hey, hey, hey! All my stuff is in there!

Kind of hard to breathe way up here.

Thanks, Reed, that was...

Hang on... Okay.

What were we talking about?

Hey! I remember this place.

Sue locked me in here once.
What's it called?

- The dangerous artifacts' room.
- Cool.

I think we can safely assume
the signal is coming from here.

I don't know. I'm starting to think
this might be the Mole Man's work.

Your efforts are amusing, Richards!
You amuse me.

Part of me will miss
these games we played.

You can send all the robots you want,
Doom.

We'll beat them.
And this building is a sealed environment.

We'll survive being launched into space.

Yeah, I'm surviving right now,
so deal with that.

Do you really think
I would just leave you here?

By the way, checkmate.

I'm guessing checkmate is bad.

Reed, hold me!

Yup, checkmate is bad.

I knew it.

Building system should be back online.

Well, I've always wanted an excuse
to install artificial gravity in the building.

HERBIE: Hi, everyone, I'm back.

Hey, look, we're in space. Neat!

Oh, look, I can see my house from here.
It's so tiny.

Mrs. Monet, we're in your house.

Oh, that's right. Never mind, dear.

COURTNEY: You know, you have always
been my favorite neighbor, Susan.

Can I get you anything? Tea, cookies?

Gather the other tenants.
Get them to Reed's lab.

It's way too early in the morning for this.

[SIRENS BLARING]

DOOM: Excellent.

Is it possible they still live, my lord?

You dare question your creator,
Miss von Bardas?

No, I only...

Of course, you destroyed them, master.

They were nothing
before your genius and might.

Richards and his clan's fate
is not your concern.

You have your orders.

Do not fail me again, Lucia.

Or else your fate will be the one
in question.

[SIGHS]

HERBIE: Artificial gravity field online.

All right! Party in Reed's lab.

[GIGGLING]

I wish Mr. Fluffykins was here.

My kitty loves to jump.

Tell me the truth, Reed.
We're in another galaxy, aren't we?

I mean, we're involved in
some kind of space w*r that...

- Tell me, I can take...
- BEN: Take it easy there, Bartleby.

This can't be everyone, can it?

But the building's huge and this is it?

REED: We do have a few vacancies.

Well, most of the building, actually.

I suspect that the constant
supervillain attacks

are keeping potential tenants away.

Wimps.

- Can I have all the empty apartments?
- REED: No.

HERBIE, attempt an overwrite sequence
on any remaining Doombots.

Okie-dokie.

SUZY: Not that holding in all the building's
heat and oxygen with my brain wasn't fun,

but how did this happen?

How did Doom get in and do this?

Doom is a genius if you remember.

I know you all think the world of me,

but he is very, very smart, and motivated.

But he failed. We're all still here.

Yeah, here in outer space.

The Fantasticar is toast.

What are we going to do?
Flag down a passing space shuttle?

No, we're going back, now,
with a little help from Doom.

- HERBIE, do you have control...
- HERBIE: Look at me. I am a human.

Hi.

Wait, what are you...

No. No. No, you've gotta be kidding.

This is our home, not a spaceship.

We can't wait.

Launching the building into space is
too elaborate just to wipe us out.

Doom is up to something.

We have to get back anyway, right?

- Right?
- I'll drive.

COP 1: So, where do you think
the building went?

COP 2: Not my problem.

Hey, don't trespass...

Target, humans. Threat level, zero.

The package is secure, my lord.

REED: Okay, is everybody ready?

WOMAN: Absolutely not.
MAN 1: No.

MAN 2: Please, don't do this.

MRS. MONET: That's a big 10-4, sweet pea.

Susan, are you ready?

Just say, "No."

Johnny says he's ready.

REED: HERBIE, fire all rockets.

What part of "no" didn't you understand?

Richards, next time I think we should just
let this Doom fellow destroy you.

Can we go any faster?

Adjust rocket four,


Rocket two, decrease power by 4.3%.

I'm feeling kind of useless up here.

I wish I could help Suzy and the kid.

Now, I feel kind of bad for switching out
Johnny's lamp with that fire extinguisher.

Ben, the comm channels are open.

JOHNNY: I knew it! I knew it was you!

- Oh, crud.
- I knew it was him.

Just keep absorbing the heat.
You can k*ll Ben later.

[GRUNTING]

HERBIE, reverse the rockets.
Let's slow our descent.

HERBIE: No problem.

Doombots, obey the command of HERBIE.

HERBIE: Dr. Richards,
remember when I said no problem?

Well, we have a slight problem now.

We're going to crash.

If I don't survive this,
you'll be talking to my lawyer.

Well, if we're gonna crash,
I know a good place to do it.

- The Latverian Embassy.
- The Latverian Embassy.

BEN: Here we go. Hold on, everybody.

[GRUNTING]

Richards.

[GIGGLING]

Well, that was interesting.

BEN: Hey, any landing you can
walk away from is a good one, right?

[SUZY MOANING]

Why is everything spinning?

[JOHNNY EXCLAIMS]

There's three Bens down there.

And three Reeds.

Head up to the throne room.
That's where you'll find Doom.

I'll join you as soon as I can.

I have to make a stop.

Oh, you're gonna check out his lab,
aren't you?

- Nerd envy.
- Something like that.

I hope there's an elevator.

I ain't walking up
a hundred flights of stairs.

Target, the Thing.

Target, Invisible Woman.

Target, Human Torch.

Orders, eliminate.

It's clobbering time!

Decryption sequence initiated.

I will be able to unlock the package in...
In...

Error. Error.

- Miss von Bardas.
- At once, Doctor.

- HERBIE: Hi, Dr. Richards.
- HERBIE, what is it? Are you ready?

Yup. But I wanted to ask you,

did you know your backup files
and research on cosmic energy are here?

The safe's homing beacon is going off
way above you.

No. No, I didn't know that.

Target, Mr. Fantastic.

Shut them down, HERBIE. All of them.

And then let's see
what we can do about Doom's lab.

Hi, g*ng. It's me, HERBIE. I'm a Doombot.

Hi, HERBIE.
Now, what's the quickest way upstairs?

My lord, I cannot... I cannot...
Intruder alert!

Doom, you have a lot to answer for.

Yeah, seriously, dude.
It was, like, 4:00 in the morning.

I was sleeping.

Lucia, destroy them.

Look, missy, you better just step aside.

I got clobbering business
with your boss here.

How dare you enter the house of Doom?

You will pay for this effrontery!

What? I'm so sick of robots.

Leave now.

I don't think so, Vic.

Time to pay the piper.

You misunderstand me.

That was not a request.

Leave now,
or I will fire an array of missiles

that I have locked on the Baxter Building.

And I don't believe you had time
to relocate your tenants.

You wouldn't.

No. You would.

He's bluffing.

He couldn't destroy the building before,
and he can't do it now.

I say we trash this bum once and for all
and turn him in for recycling.

It doesn't matter. We're leaving.

What? You're gonna let him win?
He shot us into space!

Can't we just hit him? At least once?

No.

I've got a better idea.

[ALARM BLARING]

What have you done, Richards?

I made a quick stop, Victor, in your lab.

It was surprisingly easy
to set off a computer-overload meltdown.

[GROWLING]

You do not yet know what suffering is,
Fantastic Four.

- Yeah. Yeah, you better run.
- Leave?

Probably a good idea.

SUZY: Why would Doom
want your research on cosmic energy?

REED: It's Doom.
Who knows why he does anything?

He could use the data to de-power us,
give himself powers,

create some kind of
cosmic power monster,

end the universe, that kind of thing.

Oh, good, then nothing big.

REED: But we stopped him.

It'll take Doom a long time
before he can menace the world again.

Still, I can't help but think
I'm forgetting something.

MRS. MONET: Do you think
we could do that again?

MAN: What's going on?