01x02 - The Crime of All Centuries

[bunniefuu]

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

Iceman and Firestar.

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends!

That movie's

getting a fortune in free publicity

thanks to that creep Kraven the Hunter.

He's on safari in the Savage Land

right now, hunting live dinosaurs.

Live dinosaurs? You must be

We're taking up a collection

for our favourite charity, us.

Alright, outlaws, let's ride.

Man, what could have?

Not what, who.

Firestar.

That's one hot mama

I ain't messing with.

Better head 'em off at the pass.

Don't panic, guys.

That thing ain't real.

But the flames are.

And so are those cops.

As you were saying,

what's this about live dinosaurs?

They still exist in the Savage Land,

a remote lost world that Kraven

discovered and where he is right now.

My bitter jungle power potion.

For the strength often gorillas.

Now, Skelton, the bait.

Kraven's stronger. And smarter.

That makes all three

prehistoric animals, Mr Kraven.

Small game, Skelton,

but we're building to the greatest

capture of all, New York itself.

Soon my growth energiser

will hatch these eggs.

The dinosaurs will mature instantly.

To escape destruction

by my dinosaur army,

New York will surrender itself to me.

But first, to make the energiser work,

I'll need the Eye of India ruby,

and the most powerful

living heat source on earth.

And her name is Firestar.

Firestar, I'm cold broke

and the rent's due tomorrow.

- I may have to

- Build an igloo in the park?

- Yeah. I tried that on you before, huh?

- Last month.

There's my pFeY-

Alright, Skelton,

make the accident look real.

Firestar, look down here.

Spidey was right.

Prehistoric animals do still exist.

And this one's coming after me

like a moth to a flame.

Going down.

Firestar, that was fantastic.

Well, thanks.

I'm Kraven the Hunter, who has stalked

every dangerous beast on this earth.

Why, you're even more handsome

in person than on your poster.

Please, be my special guest tomorrow

at the museum

when I unveil my prehistoric animals.

I'd be highly honoured.

Wild mastodons couldn't keep me away.

You didn't really buy

that guy's phoney charm, did you?

Phoney? Not to me.

Kraven seems like a nice guy

and he just exudes macho.

That's not all he exudes.

He smells like a zoo.

At least he doesn't live in one.

I'll have it spic-and-span in a jiffy.

Aunt May, don't.

You've done enough work for today.

We'll finish up, Aunt May.

Thanks. Our treat.

That's sweet, Peter.

And he pays his rent on time, too.

For a sweet little old lady,

she sure knows how to hurt a guy.

- Petey, old buddy, can you lend me?

- No.

With Kraven around, Angelica's

gonna need a couple of chaperones, so

- I need some bucks for the rent.

- I'd lend it to you, Bobby,

but I'm almost out of web fluid.

I have to buy the chemicals

to make more soon.

That fills up this web-sh**ter.

Let's test her.

It's not saltwater taffy, Ms Lion.

Here, maybe you can

have some fun with this.

And now you will know

why there is only one Kraven the Hunter.

You two are just jealous. Maybe

because Kraven's so tall, so muscular.

And so twisted. Anybody

that obsessed with hunting is dangerous.

Look. Isn't he magnificent?

Look! It's free!

Firestar's gonna show up

sooner than planned.

And she won't be alone.

I'll get him. Don't be afraid.

Afraid? Who said anything about afraid?

- Terrified, yes.

- How about a hot lunch? Just joking.

Cool it, Jumbo.

I just remembered,

mammoths thrived in the Ice Age.

I don't care what's happening.

Our orders are to guard

the Eye of India no matter what.

Yeah? Well, try telling that to him.

Bug-Man, how about helping

with that fire hose?

Now, where's he going

when he should be helping us?

Good work, Skelton.

Only this perfect ruby,

the Eye of India,

can create the laser beam

to power the growth energiser.

With Firestar's special energy

powering the ruby,

we'll hatch my dinosaur eggs.

I will control the dinosaur army

and capture New York.

Well, there goes Mr Nice Guy.

Sorry to spoil your plans, Kraven.

Spoil them? Not a chance, my dear.

I've caught birds before.

- Skelton, get me the Electro-Net.

- Right, Mr Kraven.

You sure you don't want to dance?

- Kraven.

- In the flesh and fully prepared.

See?

Know something, Kraven?

You burn me up.

- Try this. My heat-sensing boomerang.

- With a freezing spray.

No!

This hunt is ended.

Quickly, to the lair.

Someone wanted the animals to escape.

Acid weakened the bars.

So he could steal the ruby

in the confusion.

Say, I think Ms Lion's

trying to tell us something.

Looks like we got ourselves

a m*dget bloodhound.

Who will lead us right to Firestar.

We can't have Firestar's friends

tracking us down too soon,

so let's throw them off our scent.

Welcome to my lair.

Here I perfect my hunting skills

to survive in the Savage Land.

It is built to tax my abilities

to their utmost,

and those of my deadliest foes.

Skelton, a demonstration.

Are you not impressed, Firestar?

You're right, I'm not impressed.

I've got the speed

of the swiftest cheetah.

But even cheetahs get caught.

The cold again.

You do have a way of falling for me.

In here?

Great. She took us out for dinner.

She must have lost the scent.

This is no time for reading.

Look, a cover story about Kraven.

He's standing

near a famous old Flying Leopard plane.

And I know

just where that plane is kept.

You cannot escape, Firestar.

Those bars will continue to emit

more of my freezing cold spray,

keeping you powerless.

There you see my growth energiser

and the dinosaur eggs

I brought back from the Savage Land.

Only your special energy

can focus through the Eye of India

to hatch my dinosaur army.

You're as crazy as your plan

if you think I'll cooperate.

You will, because if you don't,

your friends will suffer

once they're lured here

with you as the bait.

Let's try the old blimp hangar.

My spider sense is registering danger,

and on a scale of one to ten,

I'd say this was a twelve.

Who needs spider sense

when we've got Ms Lion?

They're here, Mr Kraven.

Good. And when I face my prey,

my jungle powers will be at their peak.

Careful. It's a trap.

How true. And soon you two

will also be living in cages.

Is that the biggest game

the mighty hunter can tackle?

Hardly. Skelton.

Not bad. But snow won't last forever.

Pretty good, Bug-Boy.

Now I'll show you the classic rescue.

Hang on, hot stuff, it's hero time.

Electricity.

No!

You cannot escape.

This device

operates under the slightest pressure.

I merely touch this button

“spa-mm

while Iceman plunges

into my prop volcano.

Unless

I guess you thought of everything,

Kraven.

Don't I always?

We begin with one of the dinosaur eggs.

Channel your beam

through the Eye of India.

The growth energiser will do the rest.

Mr Blizzard, he's not watching us.

Gotta move now.

I'm still too close to the volcano.

I can't ice up.

One more swing and I'll try it.

No, you don't.

So you escaped, snowman,

but the wall-crawler won't.

Hate to short circuit your plans,

hippo-breath, but

You did it. No more current.

Guys, look what I did.

TYTEHHOSEUTUS TEX.

The largest, most powerful and

dangerous hunter that has ever lived.

Molten rock! Lava!

Now I'll find out

just how hot I really am.

Firestar, honey, I lava you.

OK, team, head him for the tar pit.

Soon you'll all be exhibits

in my private zoo.

No! Help me!

I'll do anything.

- Anything?

Anything.

Will you lend me $50 for the rent?

There they go, back to the Savage Land

where they belong.

And Mr Macho's behind prison bars,

where he belongs.

Aunt May, sorry I'm late with the rent,

but here it is.

Bobby, you're so forgetful.

You already paid it.

Angelica and Peter gave me your envelope

when they paid their rent.