01x08 - Reaction

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Paging Green Goblin.

Paging Mr. Green Goblin.

Oh, man. I hate it

when the bad guy

gets away.

MAN: Help! Police!

They've stolen the cars!

[LAUGHING]

We did it!

[THUDDING]

Peekaboo!BOTH: Spider-Man!

Don't freak.

I'll shake him.

SPIDER-MAN:

Really? This is how

we're playing it?

I am so out of here.

SPIDER-MAN: Since we're stuck

here, you might as well

slow this baby down.

She won't stop,

I swear!

Oh, the hobbit

took out the brakes.

DRIVER:

We're gonna crash!

[ENGINE REVVING]

[GRUNTING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[GASPS]

You can thank me

later, dude.

I'll shake him!

I'll shake him!

[SIGHS]

Isn't this

where I came in?

[TRUCK HONKING]

Or maybe this is

where I go out.

Livin' on the edge

Fighting crime

Spinning webs

Swingin' from

the highest ledge

He could leap

above our heads

Villains on the rise

And the city's victimized

Looking up

with no surprise

Arriving

in the speed of time

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular

Spectacular Spider-Man

[TRUCK HONKING]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GRUNTING]SPIDER-MAN:

And that's a wrap.

Okay. Not quite

as easy as it looked.

[SIRENS WAILING]

CHEERLEADERS:

Say, hey, what do you say?

Midtown wins

the Mustang way!

Go Mustangs!

Score!

[CROWD CHEERING]

[WHOOPING]

ALL: Break!

MAN ON PA:

It's a nail biter, folks.

The Midtown Mustangs

are down by five

with the ball on their own

40 and six seconds to go!

[WHOOPS]

Hey, tiger.

You just getting here?

Yeah, but

What are you

doing here?

Flash invited me.Flash?

Thompson takes the snap,

rolls back

and tosses a Hail Mary!

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

Touchdown!

Harry Osborn makes

an unbelievable catch

Yay, Harry! to win the game!

So, MJ, I thought

at the dance that

you and me, that we

Slow down, tiger.

It's not like we're

going steady or something

equally primitive.

We're friends, okay?

Well, sure, butI'm gonna

congratulate Flash.

LIZ: [CLEARING THROAT]

Hi, Petey.

Oh, hey, Liz.

Did you hear?

Everyone's going

to Coney Island tomorrow.

You know,

to celebrate the win?

Think maybe

you'll come?

Wouldn't miss it.

Osborn! Burger run.

You in?

I'll catch up.

[GROANS]

Rand,

is Harry still inside?

Should be right out.

Hey, look.

Osborn's got

a groupie.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

[EXHALES]

Excuse me,

but my friend

is still in there.

Don't think so.

Sorry.

OCTAVIUS: But

But what about the Spider-Man?

He's battled Sandman

and the Rhino.

He could trace them

back to Oscorp.

To me!NORMAN: Enough!

You whine more

than my son.

I can't have weak men

in my organization, Otto.

Don't make me get rid of

[EXCLAIMS]

Octavius?

Are you in there?

Yes. I'm sorry.

I'll do what I'm told.

That's all I ask.

Now run your experiments

like a good Dr. Octopus.

Mr. Osborn, please.

I've told you,

that name is so

demeaning.

[SIGHS]

AUTOMATED VOICE:

Safety key has been removed.

Experiment will not commence

until key is re-inserted.

Safety key re-inserted.

Experiment may now commence.

Warning.

Safety key engaged.

Safety protocols initiated.

Experiment will commence

in 30 seconds.

Warning. Electromagnetic

emitters are set to exceed

risk parameters.

[GREEN GOBLIN LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

Who's in there?

Who turned that key?

Please,

you have to stop!

I'm inside!

AUTOMATED VOICE:

Experiment will commence

in five seconds.

Four, three,No, this is not right!

two, one, zero.No! Not right!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

I've been good!

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

Whoa!

That's Oscorp.

Harry's dad could

be in trouble.

Oh, but even at web-slinging

speed, it could take me

a while to get there.

[GRUNTING]

Been wanting to try this.

Yee-haw!

[ALARM BLARING]

What the devil's

going on?

It's Dr. O, sir.

He's down, but the doors

are sealed shut

Out of my way!

AUTOMATED VOICE:

Security override.

N-O 1 engaged.

Octavius?

Doctor? Where are you

Otto.SPIDER-MAN: I got it.

[GRUNTING]

Is he

He has a pulse, sir.

But it looks as if

As if his harness

has fused to his skin.

[GROANING]

Otto. Otto,

are you there?

NORMAN:

I can't have weak men

in my organization, Otto.

Can't have weak men.

Weak men.

I will not be weak.

Otto, get up.

[EXCLAIMS]

Silence,

you imperious moron!

SPIDER-MAN: Whoa.

Whoa, there, slinky.

Mr. Osborn here

helped save your life.

You!

[EXCLAIMS]

For the record,

I helped save

your life, too.

Do not insult

my intelligence,

hero.

You tracked me down

and tried to destroy me,

as I knew you would.

Destroy you?

Pal, I don't even know you.

Oh, but I survived.

And more to the point,

I have improved.

I am now one

with my arms.

Oh, you've failed,

Spider-Man.

And your failure

has given me new life!

Otto.

Not Otto.

Otto Octavius was weak.

Call me Dr. Octopus!

[GRUNTING]

Look, Doc. Have you

thought this through?

The next Spider-Man

who finds you under

a pile of debris

might view this as

a cautionary tale.

Glib does not equate

with clever, Spider-Man.

Yeah, well, the ratio of arms

to sanity hasn't exactly been

established, either.

Do you ever shut up?

Sorry, no.

My fans expect a certain

amount of quippage

in every battle.

Mr. Osborn, shouldn't we

be helping Spider-Man?

Knock yourself out.

Come on, Doc.

You're a cephalopod.

I'm an arthropod.

Can't we just

hug it out?

You're slowing down,

arachnid.

But my arms never tire.

And soon, they'll crush

[BEEPING]

Oh, an alarm clock,

too?

Man, those arms come

with all the perks.

My apologies,

Spider-Man,

but I have places to go

and worlds to conquer.

So your obituary will have

to be written another day.

Paging Dr. Octopus.

As if Goblin

wasn't bad enough.

[GROANING]

Harry!

Harry, are you okay?

Gwen?Harry, what happened?

Happened?

Game wiped me out.

That's all.

So you took a catnap

on the cement?

Gwen, look.

You know I don't need

a fancy feather bed to

Harry, get serious.

[SCOFFS]

Please, I'm too beat

for "serious" tonight.

But hey,

a bunch of us are going

to Coney Island tomorrow.

Come along.

It's been a while

since you and I hung out.

And then we'll have

a real talk?

Oh, totally. Okay?

We'll see you.

ROBBIE: Ned, you're already

working the Spider-Man story.

At least you're

supposed to be.

No, I am. I am.

But chief, I think

this Goblin thing

is the same story.

I feel it in my gut.

You think? You feel?

That's reason enough

for me to give Goblin

to Foswell.

Foswell! Lee!

Am I paying you

to hide in here?

Never mind. What do

you think of my son,

Colonel John Jameson?

He is a modern-day

American hero.

That's what I like

about you, Foswell.

You're an objective

journalist.

Hop on a plane, coach,

and get your tuckus

down to the Cape

to cover my son's

space shuttle launch.

Now go. Come on, go!

[SIGHS]

Fine.

Green Goblin and Spidey.

[THUDDING]

I cannot believe

I once lived

in this anemic hovel.

Well, no more!

And no more,

"Yes, Mr. Osborn.

I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn.

"Please, Mr. Osborn."

How I groveled

before that man.

But soon, the whole world

shall grovel before

the genius

that is Dr. Octopus!

But first, I require

a source of power

that will not

abandon me mid-battle.

Yeah, this will do

for the short term.

Oh, but I need a more

permanent solution

to guarantee the

Spider-Man's destruction.

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Yes!

Osborn, where do

you hide the muscle?

GWEN: Harry.Gwen.

Glad you could make it.

So, guys, corn dogs?

My treat.

Harry, wait.

[SIGHS]PETER: Hey, Gwen.

Oh, Peter.

I'm glad you're here.

Something is

really weird

with Harry.

[CHUCKLES]

And this surprises you?

Okay, okay.

Not the look.

I mean, sure,

the football thing

has gone to his head.

But look at him.

He's a walking

commercial for happy.

It isn't that.Hi, Gwen.

Mind if I borrow Petey?

[CHUCKLES]

Don't worry, Gwen.

Harry's fine.

[GRUNTS]

[SQUEAKS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I guess I've got

sticky fingers.

Is it me,

or is this

awkward?

What's that?

[GROANING]

Look, sorry.

All that sugar.

My stomach

I gotta go.

Don't follow.

[SCOFFING]

Typical Puny Parker.

Leaves me

holding the bag.

No offense,

girls.

[THUDDING]

Ah, the old

stomping grounds.

Otto? Is that you?

[GASPS]

Dr. Twaki, how nice

to see you again.

Now perhaps you will

recall that when I was

last employed here,

I was at work on a prototype

long-term power source.

The

The Megalo-pack.

But

My work!

And yet, when I departed,

you took possession of it.

Now in hindsight,

does that seem

quite fair?

[EXCLAIMS]

It's in R&D.

Vault 8!

My lucky number.

Ah, like an old friend.

Gangway! Coming through!

Spider-Man!

Hey, Doc.

Love the new look.

Hand over the device.

I'm thinking no.

Then you invite your doom.

You're in an enclosed space,

web-slinger.

Where can you hide?

You will suffer

for this indignity,

Spider-Man!

Hi. In a hurry.

Being chased by

a multi-armed guy.

Wants this. What is it?

The Megalo-pack.

A power source.

Holds a sizable charge

for years at a time.

Oh, duh. Thanks.

You should hide now.

DOC OCK: Spider-Man!

SPIDER-MAN:

Old daddy longlegs

needs power,

which explains his alarm clock

back at Oscorp and why

he took off so fast.

So all I have to do is play

keep away until his tank's

on empty. No sweat.

[EXCLAIMS]

Okay. Maybe a little sweat.

Quiet! We're finally

getting started.

MAN ON TV:

After hours of delay,

we have lift-off.

Go, Johnny!

That's my boy!

[MUMBLING]

Stop that, Miss Brant.

I'm a married man.

[GROANS]

[ALL CLAMORING]WOMAN: Look out!

Man! Watch out!

And now, back to our

regularly scheduled chaos.

[GIRLS GASPING]

A guy could get

used to this.

Thanks for the company.

Love to stay, but I've got

a doctor's appointment.

[BELL DINGS]

Doc, your bedside

manner stinks.

Hand over the device,

you pathetic four-limbed

excuse for a spider.

[CHUCKLING] Oh,

you sweet talker, you.

Don't worry, Spidey.

I got your back.

No!

[EXCLAIMS]

Appreciate the help,

fan boy, but keep clear.

You're not pretty enough

to save twice.

[CHUCKLING]

Right, right.

Smack him one for me.

[EXCLAIMS]

Liz!

[SQUEAKS]

I should've seen it sooner,

Spider-Man. You're weak.

You can't bear

to see anyone hurt.

I could learn

to make an exception.

And your meager

thought process

is so transparent.

Stall until

his power runs out.

But this pack has another

hour of juice at least.

And think of all

the damage I can do

in one hour,

starting with the girl.

[LIZ SCREAMING]

Choose!

The device

or the girl?

You want it?

Then fetch!

Oh, help! Help!

Somebody!

SPIDER-MAN:

Subway to Coney Island,

2 bucks.

Riding turbulence, 6.

Saving Liz Allan,

priceless.

Finally, it's mine!

SPIDER-MAN:

But you won't get

the chance to use it.

Not as long

as I'm conscious.

A situation

easily remedied.

As I was saying

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANING]

[MAN CHATTERING

ON POLICE RADIO]

What's going on?

What's going on?

Are you kidding me?

They're breaking up.

Flash Thompson

and Liz Allan,

Midtown's number one

power couple,

are calling it quits.

And it's all

your fault!

Dude, kudos on

the ruthlessness.

What? No,

I didn't mean to

Not now, tiger.

Trust me.

Pete, I know it's

not the best time,

what with the soap opera

and the super villain

and everything,

but we really need

to talk to Harry.

I'm worried about him.

[SIGHS]

Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Uh

Where is Harry?

I'm talking about

the Green Goblin.

The wacko's attacking

the Big Man's operations.

And as far as

we can tell,

he's using a lot

of Oscorp tech.

My tech

has been stolen.

I've lost my top scientist,

my lab's destroyed

and my projects are at risk.

Why would I be

behind all that?

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

But the Goblin

Is a common enemy.

And our common goal

must be to unmask him

before it's too late.