03x09 - A Fresh Sparkles/Noodle Burger Ploy

[bunniefuu]

Aunt Cass' new gluten-freecupcake
recipe is amazing!

I can make no judgments

because I have no food hole.

Guys, guys, guys, guys...

- Guys.
- Fred? W-What's wrong?

Forgot to save your progresson
some dumb video game? Again?

I... am wounded.

Do you require medical assistance?

Only if you can
mend a broken heart!

Cardiac surgery is not in
my healthcare protocol,

but I can download instructions.

Downloaded.

No, Baymax. He's talking
about his feelings.

Don't ask, don't ask,
don't ask, don't ask...

- What happened, Freddie?
- Ugh!

Well, I was in the middle
ofsome very important research.

That's when I saw "it."

"Duck Duck Moose," number 57.
An obscure issue

of an obscure comic.
I had never met another fan

until...

Olivia!

You know "Duck Duck Moose"?

Duh, it's hilarious! Did you know

there are only


My favorite partis on page 17.

- Bottom left panel?
- Yeah!

When Moose isthe one that ducks!

So good.

♪ What is my brain feeling ♪

♪ Why is my heart squealing? ♪

♪ What is this mush? ♪

♪ Oh no, it's a nerd crush ♪

♪ Nerd crush! ♪

♪ Nerd crush! ♪

♪ Nothing will ever be the... ♪

It was love at
firstobscure reference.

- Aw, Fred.
- Classic meet-cute.

I have no food hole!

- Hit me with the sad.
- Okay, here's what happened.

So, I was wondering
if you'd maybe wanna go

with me this Saturday
to a charity benefit.

My family goes every year.

The Save The Sloths Benefit?
My family goes every year, too!

Oh. Cool. My family
is actually a sponsor.

Mine, too...
Wait, who is your family?

The Fredericksons!

- Ugh.
- Huh?

Why?!

So now I am alone.

Forever.

Fred, you are not alone.

There are six of us. Big Hero 6.

I don't get it. What's wrong
with you being a Frederickson?

It's because Olivia's
last name is...

- Mole! She's my cousin!
- Ah!

- How long have you been there?
- Long enough for this sap

- to cry me a river.
- Fred's body

does not contain enough
hydration to cry a river.

I thought robots
weresupposed to be fun.

- My primary function is medical...
- Don't care.

It's only natural
youwould fall for Olivia.

We Moles are all love magnets.

Ugh.

But we're repelledby Fredericksons!

You know what the best
part is? My security cameras

caught the whole thing!

- The Fredericksons! Huh?
- Ugh.

Why?!

Let's see
thatagain in slow motion.

- The Fredericksons!
- - Ugh.

Why?!

Hm, your pain is
likesweet, sweet candy!

- Back off, Richardson.
- It's okay, Hiro.

I deserve to be mocked.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah. My life has no meaning,

so who cares?
Let's watch it again!

In super slow-mo!

Why...

Wow. You hit
rockbottom really fast.

- Then I guess you'll be going.
- Despite my every instinct,

- I'm gonna help you, Fred.
- Why...?

I can't let Oliviadestroy you.

- That's my job.
- Look, I'm sad, not stupid.

You'd never try to help me.

I know Olivia. Her last boyfriend,
Javert, and I,

were pretty tight. I know
the kind ofman she likes.

- He's a creep.
- I wouldn't.

- Bad idea.
- Just no.

That is not advisable.

I'm in the pits of despair,

and Richardson is my only ladder.

♪ A makeover, gonna
get a makeover ♪

♪ Just one verse in ♪

♪ Ooh, a different person ♪

♪ This is a makeover ♪

♪ A makeover montage ♪

I am a genius,
and you are my masterpiece!

I will call you Frederique!

I'm worried about Freddie.
Where is he?

Hopefully, he ditched Mole.

I don't thinkthat's how it went.

- Hm.
- Freddie?

Freddie? No.

Fred went bye-bye,
chaps and chapettes.

They call me Frederique.

Um, Frederique? Can we talk?

You've got it, my lady.

You shouldn't change
whoyou are for someone else.

Abandon the Frederique Fredsona?

I think you'll be happierif
you just be yourself.

Been there, done that.

Failed miserably. Now,

Frederique must make his entrance!

Darling! Babe!
So good to see you.

Honey baby! Yeah!

It's me, Frederique.

Huh?

♪ What is my brain feeling? ♪

♪ Why is my heart squealing? ♪

♪ What is this mush? ♪

♪ Oh no, it's a nerd crush ♪

♪ Nerd crush... ♪

- Uh, hi.
- The name's Frederique.

Frederique Frederiqueson.

I know who you are, Fred.

Well then, I guess you also
know you just won the lottery,

kitty cat. Meow. Ah!

Wow, you just gave me
the creep shivers.

But!

Why?!

h*! Oh! h* h*!

Frederique, you truly
are my masterpiece.

This is the best day of my life!

You said you would turn me
intothe perfect guy, like Javert!

I said I know the kind
of guy she likes.

She hated Javert!

That's why they
only went out once.

Bluff Dunder reporting
live with our top story.

Fred Frederickson,
now known as Frederique,

has just been epically
owned by Richardson Mole.

This is your top story?

The mean little boy is paying
me a boatload of money.

I mean, a boatload.

Frederique, care to commenton
your complete humiliation?

No...

Enter fundraiser
undetected, check.

Lock doors, check.

Oh great.
Supersonic Stupid.

Please. Supersonic Stupid
was my father's name.

You can just call me Stu.

This is my first
solo heist, you guys!

This is so cool!

You're doing
great, sugar biscuit!

Thanks, Nana! Love you!

Okay, hand over all of your...

valid?

Your visi... Nana!

I can't read this part.

It's valuables, cuddle cup!

Oh, right. Okay.

Hand over all your
valuables, cuddle cups!

Oh wait. You know what?
As I'm saying that,

I'm realizing that's
what... I just r...

Just hand over all your valuables!

Nana, look at me!
I'm doing it!

You sure are! Now,

- what comes next?
- Oh! I wrote it on my foot.

Everybody just wait!

Oh, you don't have time
for that, angel bottom!

- You have to take...
- A banana!

No. One of the victims

so no one tries to
stop you from leaving.

Right, right.

I have no explanation
for the banana thing.

Ah! Hey!

Let her go!

Nana? Should I?

You're a big boy!
Make smart choices!

You know what? I'm leaning y...

- No!
- Wrong answer!

Nuh-uh! Nana said it
was the right answer!

Oh, the circus folk
are back in town.

Sorry, hun!
Nana's gotta jump in!

It's electric elbow o'clock!

Ah! Whoa!

Nana! You said I could
do it all by myself!

Olivia!
"Duck Duck Moose" issue 57,

page 17, bottom left!

Fred! No! It's too dangerous!

It'll work! Ah!

Wait, what will work?

Just get outta
there, butter bean!

Ow, my hoof!

- I broke it in a skiing accident!
- Your hoof?

Ah! Quack quack, loser!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

♪ Nerd crush,
this is a total nerd crush ♪

♪ Nerd crush ♪

Law enforcement has arrived.
I will let them in.

Come on!
We gotta blow this joint.

But I wantedto do the robbery...

You tried, and that's
what matters.

Now, who wants
ice cream for din-din?

Ooh! I do! I do!
You're the best, Nana.

Good-bye.

You were amazing, Frederique.

It's Fred.

Just Fred. I'm
sorryl acted so weird.

I wanted you to like me,
so I took Richardson's advice

to be more like Javert.

Javert? Gross.

Richardson played us.
He told me you were a jerk.

I'm not surprised.
He's told me I'm a jerk

-many times.
-Well, he's wrong. You're sweet,

brave, and have great
taste in comics.

I should've trusted my instincts.

Uh, okay. So, uh,
there's a screening of

"Super Tall Fire BreathingHurricane
Centaur" next week,

and I was kinda hoping...

Are you asking me to see
classic kaiju anime with you?

I'd love to!

Aren't they the cutest?

Yeah, pretty cute.

Hello? Is it safe to come out?

Hello?!