03x04 - A Friendly Face/Big Chibi 6

[bunniefuu]

[giggling]

My mechanical doppelganger and I

have you surrounded,
millennials!

Surrounded?
That gives me an idea.

- Follow my lead, guys!
- [all laughing]

-[spraying] -And duck!

[quacking]

[screaming] Ooh!

You mechanical miscreant!

- Can't you do anything right?
- [bonks]

Don't let him talk
to you like that!

He has to. I created him.

That's not true.
You can be good.

Wrong! He's nothing but my tool.

Wow. That's mean. Even for me.

[laughing]

[steam hissing]

-[steam hisses] -[yells]

-[chomps] -[gulps]

Chibi Flame Dancer:
New friend dance party!

♪ Chibi, chibi ♪

♪ We be chibi, chibi, chibi ♪

♪ We be chibi ♪

- What?
- Karmi leveled up.

Her fan fic is now
an animated web toon.

It's called "Big Chibi 6."

It's actually pretty good.

It's got two and a half
million views.

Just admit, it's impressive.

- It's also really compelling.
- Agree.

- Wait till you guys see episode two.
- There's more than one?

Baymax: There are 13
full-length episodes and six shorts.

A lot of people are about
to get the wrong idea

about Karmi and Captain Cutie.

- Are they, though? - Yes!

But,
I'm-I'm glad she seems to be doing okay.

Ooh...

♪ Chibi, chibi, we be chibi ♪

I think it's time for...

[beeping]

Hardlight to return!

[maniacal laughter]

[coughing]

Hey, Judy. I was just, uh...

Cute kitten video.
It's blowing bubbles.

I don't really care.

-[game beeping] -[Hiro grunting]

[phone ringing]

Karmi? Uh, Karmi! Hi.

Hiro, hey! I mean, hi.

Uh, so how's your summer going?

Great. You know, uh,
I've been... I've been busy.

- [beeping] - [distant yell,
splash]

Yeah, yep. Uh, super busy.

Right. Anyway, uh,
I was just calling to say

I'll be in town tomorrow.

Really? [clears throat]

I mean, uh, really?

- Cool. - Aunt Cass: Hiro!

I'm doing a signing at
Richardson's Rare Comics.

I kind of made a web series,
so...

Oh, did you? I had,
I had no idea.

It'd be nice if you could come.

Yeah, maybe. If I have time.

Ah, 'cause, you know, busy...

Baymax: Hiro,
your schedule for tomorrow

is completely clear.

Okay, great. Thanks, Baymax.

Great. Then I'll see you there.

Okay, bye.

Wait,
who was that? Your ex-girlfriend?

What was her name? She was cute.

No, she's not. We, we weren't.

Baymax: Hiro and
Karmi never dated.

Exactly. [laughs nervously] Thanks,
Baymax.

Oh, why not?

Baymax: Go Go
states that it is because

they are too alike.

Wasabi believes it is because

they are too
young for that stuff,

while Honey Lemon adds,

- "But they will someday--"
-Okay! We're done here.

Wait! What about Megan?

Ha. Too busy. We better leave.

Fred: That's why I splurged,

and got us all front
of the line VIP passes!

[Fred chuckling]

- This should be good.
- Ah, love stories are my favorite.

Oh, Andre.

Hey, Karmi. Big fan.

I have theories. Like, seven,

which I fought with strangers
on the internet about, and--

- [slaps] - No cut-sies in line,
Fredrickson.

I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.

What? But I bought a VIP pass!

But you didn't
read the fine print.

Fine print?

No Fredericksons allowed?

- Aah! - [laughing]

- Karmi: Hiro, hey! - Aah!

Karmi. Hey.

Oh. Here.

Captain Cutie: I'm a dreamboat.

Uh, thanks.

Sorry I've been out of touch.

Things were crazy after I left,
and--

Captain Cutie: I'm a dreamboat.

So crazy!

Right. Well, I just wanna say--

[electronic beeping]

Hardlight: Guess who's back,
plebes?

- [thwacks] - Ow! Come on!

Hey, I saw that guy on TV.

Excuse me. Do you have
VIP front of the line access?

- [electronic beeping]
- Hardlight: VIP this!

I'm your biggest fan.

I've been trying to come
up with a new game to play,

and then your series
inspired me. Take a look!

- ♪ Chibi so tiny,
chibi so cute ♪ - All: Big Chibi 6!

- ♪ Chibi so shiny,
- Chibi love you ♪ - Toy!

- [laughing] - ♪ Come on,
chibi, Let's go, chibi ♪

♪ Jump up, chibi ♪

Toy! Toy!

[wailing]

Toy!

Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

Should we do something about...

- ...us?
- There's too many people here.

Hardlight: Cute, right? But I
buffed my chibi's attack stats,

so they're also deadly!

- You like? - What do you want?

Um, I'm sorry,
I didn't get your name.

Hardlight: Seriously? Hardlight.

- I was on TV. - He's right.

I saw him on TV.

Yeah,
I don't think I was here for that.

Hardlight: Okay. Fair enough.

Get away from her!

-[Hiro grunts] -[all grunt]

- Big Hero 6 will defeat you.
- Hardlight: Not likely.

To even get to me,
they'll have to defeat themselves.

- [thuds] - Ow! Let's go!

More levels to play!
[laughing maniacally]

Chibis: More levels! Yay!

- That was weird.
- But also kinda cute.

[making whooshing noises]

Ice cream?

- Psych! - [splats]

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh,
yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

Shoe, shoe! Shoe, shoe,
shoe! Shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe!

- Shoe! - Chibi Go Go:

Mine, mine, mine!

- [maniacal laughter] -
[Hardlight laughing evilly]

Hardlight: Wait! I'm
missing something.

Oh, I know!

Fun size me!

♪ Chibi chibi chibi ♪

♪ We be chibi ♪

- ♪ Chibi,
chibi ♪ - Chibi Hardlight: What noobs!

- High five! - Hardlight: Right?

If only we could get
some quality PvP in today.

We're not playing, Hardlight.

Hardlight: Big Hero 6! Oh,
perfect timing!

Games aren't fun
without opponents.

Remember, get the gloves.

Hardlight: Easier
said than done.

Shoe!

[thwacks]

Go Go: Not cute.

It's still a little cute.

[footsteps pattering]

Fred: Ow!

- Ha! - [thuds]

[wailing]

Okay, now I feel terrible.

- [thwacks] - [grunts] Ugh. Ow!

[wheels whooshing]

You're not so tough.

[grunting]

Aah!

- Baymax: Oh, no. - Get off!

[yells]

Grr!

Oh, but I just can't hit... me.

-[kicking] -[yells]

[grunts] Huh!

I don't have as much of a
problem with it as I thought I would.

[crackling]

They're just distractions. Baymax,
we're going after Hardlight.

Hardlight: Thought
you might say that.

How about a bigger distraction?

Distraction!

♪ Chibi, chibi ♪

Baymax: That is
quantifiably more distracting.

Hardlight: Wanna do the honors,
chibi me?

Attack these noobs!

♪ Chibi ♪

Oh, no. No! No, no, no, no!

- [grunting] - ♪ Chibi ♪

- ♪ Chibi, chibi ♪ - [yelling]

Aah! Aah!

-[beeping] -[Fred yelling]

[grunting and yelling]

- [flames roaring]
- [Fred screams]

[grunts]

There's too many! [yells]

[thuds]

- What do we do?
- Karmi: You let me help.

♪ Karmi ♪

Karmi, it's too dangerous! Run!

Hardlight: So,
a new challenger appears.

Look at the new noob.

-Karmi! -Focus on
Hardlight? I got this.

Okay. I trust you.

[powering up]

[footsteps pattering]

♪♪

I'm a dreamboat.

Hardlight: [grunts] That
wasn't in the game script.

Wrong. During my
last few weeks at SFIT,

I learned how useful
programming could be.

From someone. His
name isn't important.

Hardlight: I didn't ask.

Anyway,
I've leveled up your tech.

♪♪

[whooshing]

All [overlapping]: I'm a
dreamboat. I'm a dreamboat.

Hardlight: What did you do?

I made Captain Cutie
in character again.

I'm a dreamboat.

Now he's going to help
his beautiful girlfriend.

Me. Get him, Captain Cutie!

- ♪ Chibi so tiny,
chibi so cute ♪ - [yells]

- ♪ Chibi so shiny,
chibi love you ♪ - Get up! Get up!

♪ Come on, chibi,
Let's go, chibi ♪

[yelling]

This is cool.

I'm a dreamboat!

Hardlight: That tickles in
the worst way! Get up! Get up!

- We should probably save him.
- [beeps]

Papa?

- Remember... me...
- [powering down]

[chatter over police radio]

The R-and-D nerd
was a super villain?

Judy, tell Mr. Krei I'm
taking some personal time!

Yeah, that's gonna be unpaid.

[clears throat] Karmi,
that was, uh, well, genius.

I got the idea from
episode one of my series.

The one where we use Steamer's
own creation against him?

You watched it?

Yes. It-- It was impressive.

♪♪

Sorry. I was totally in love with you once,
but...

after I left SFIT,

I realized I like
someone else now.

He doesn't know.

Well,
maybe you should tell him how you feel.

After all,
I think he's pretty lucky.

Who-whoever he is.

Thanks. Maybe I will.

- I knew this would happen someday.
- Aah!

Sorry. Don't mind me.

- Baymax: [whispers] What about Megan?
- Shh. Let me have this.

[theme music playing]