03x01 - The Hyper-Potamus Pizza-Party-Torium

[bunniefuu]

Hello. I am Baymax.

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♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh-wah-oh ♪

♪ Wah-oh-wah-oh ♪

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Fred: Summer in San Fransokyo.

The days are long
and the living is--

Easy!

Guys, I found Momokase

and she's coming in hot.

Got Mad Jacks on our six.

Huh, haven't seen
them in a while.

Steamer. Lucky me.

Huh? Ow!

I got Sparkles.

That leaves...

High Voltage.

-Okay. -Ready.

-Steady.
-Fred: Operation Bubble Run.

[grunting]

We are on the ball.

Base-Max: Simulation ended.

We have met all
performance objectives.

Now that you guys have
graduated from SFIT,

we can really step up our game.

People, welcome to phase three.

Yeah, battle tested,
ready for anything.

Nothing can stop us.

[mechanical whirring]

Look at them.
A big happy family.

Ah, my family was happy
too, once.

Until the Big Heroes
took them away from me.

Or did they?

[laughs]

Welcome to Hyper-Potamus Pizza Partytorium,
Mr. Frederickson.

I'm so excited you renting
out the whole place.

Sara? You left Noodle Burger?

Too many sad memories.

And our mascot here is nice,

not like that...

You know.

We don't even need
to talk about it.

Anyway, you've come
to the right place.

Thank you, Sara.

Honey Lemon, Go Go and Wasabi
are gonna love this.

Our friends deserve the coolest,
bestest graduation party ever!

Baymax:
I detect a small amount of mold.

Shh, not today. Only fun today.

No mold.

It is still there,
but I will not discuss it.

Welcome to the Hyper-Potamus
Pizza Partytorium.

I'm your host, Hyper-Potamus.

[giggles]

Mini-Max:
What a ridiculous robotic beast.

Baymax: Hyper-Potamus
utilizes a state-of-the-art

propulsion system.

Mag-lev. Impressive.

You're fun. Is it your birthday?

I do not have a birthday.
I am a robot.

Here at the Partytorium,
it's everybody's birthday

every ding dong day!

Yeah!

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It's...

♪ Birthday birthday
birthday time ♪

♪ So have a smile
and have a rhyme ♪

♪ We've got balloons
and a mime ♪

♪ It's birthday birthday
birthday time ♪

♪ Birthday birthday
birthday time ♪

Who wants to sing again?

I do. I welcome
frivolity with open arms.

Both: ♪ It's birthday birthday
birthday time ♪

Baymax: So have a smile
and have a rhyme.

Mmm.

I can do one more.

-Where are they? -Relax.

They said they
would be here so they will.

See, they always come through.

-Sorry we're late. -We were
at Professor Granville's job fair.

Job fair? Why would you--

I'm Hyper-Potamus!

[dramatic music]

Hippos!

Fear of hippos. Don't ask.

Okay. What's your name?

-Nope. -Okay, Nope.

Let's come up with a secret
best friend handshake.

Come back, Honey Lemon.

I heard hippos are only
dangerous when their ears wiggle.

Okay, but keep her away
from me, no offense.

Hyper-Potamus:
None taken! [giggles]

Come on, guys, this is
your graduation party.

We should be having fun together

to celebrate all the time
we'll have together.

You do know that after
you graduate, you get a job.

Let's all ride
the Pizza Wheel together!

Baymax:
Capacity per car is four.

Mini-Max: And also, do not ride if
you are prone to motion sickness.

-I'm out. -No, nobody is out.

We'll squeeze
uncomfortably together.

See, isn't this fun?
This is really fun, right?

-Yeah. -Uh-huh.

Hey, guys, you're in
a pizza partytorium.

What's so important
on your phones right now?

Sorry, Professor Granville just
emailed a bunch of job openings.

-Me, too. -Same here.

[growling]

Do I need a suit?
I don't own a suit.

-I need to work on my resume.
-I need to work on my game face.

[thunder crashing]

There will be plenty of time
for that tomorrow.

Once I got past the hippo,
this was really nice.

-Yeah, this was great,
but we've got to-- -Go.

-Mini-Max: That was abrupt.
-More pizza for us, I guess.

Did someone say more pizza?

Box it to-go.

We got your message and came
as fast as we could, Fred.

Excellent.
We've no time to waste.

Why is your costume
sitting in a chair?

To feel less alone, because
we're losing our friends.

They are not lost.
I have located them.

Don't you guys get it?
They're looking for jobs.

-So? -So they've
already lost interest in us.

What if they move
to other cities?

No more Big Hero 6.

I think you're being
a little overly dramatic.

Oh, am I? I suppose you think

this is dramatic, too.

Good-bye forever.

[sobbing]

None of this would have happened
if our friends had stayed.

Yeah, that's pretty dramatic.

I guess you're right.
But I'm still worried.

Our friends won't
just abandon us.

Not after everything
we've been through.

-[alarm beeping] -Base-Max: Alert,
break-in in progress

at the San Fransokyo Zoo.

Oh, look, an actual emergency.

-Stay alert. -Fred: Right.

I'll look for clues.

[sniffing]

Oh, excuse--

[roaring]

[screams]

[roars]

-Baymax: That was a--
-Fred: Gorilla.

Yep, got a real good look.

Whoever broke in
let him out of its habitat.

We have to put him back.

A gorilla can be

up to six times
as strong as a human.

Fred: Sounds about right.

[laughs menacingly]

We could use the other's help.

Baymax: I signaled Wasabi,
Honey Lemon, and Go Go.

However,
they are not responding.

Welcome to the Snack Shack.
I'm Hangry Panda.

Got a hunger attack?
Try the Snack Shack.

-Hello, I am Baymax.
-We have popcorn,

-pretzels, churros.
-Fred: Do you have any juice?

It's on the menu.
Orange, apple, pineapple, mango.

Hurry up and order.

[yells]

-Fred: So you do have juice.
-Yes.

Fred, we don't have time for...
[chuckles nervously]

Baymax: Oh no.

Don't worry, Hiro.
I think I can scare it.

[Fred babbling]

[objects clattering]

-Baymax.
-My damage is not critical.

I am still able
to retrieve information.

For example,
this is a mountain gorilla.

A subspecies
of the eastern gorilla.

It is endangered.

[yelling]

[screaming]

Whoa!

-Hiro, are you okay?
-Yeah, but where were you guys?

It was my fault.

I asked Honey Lemon
and Go Go to help me

with a video application
to Bragg Tech.

Bragg Tech?
But that's in Austanbul.

Yeah, it would be a big change,
but I probably won't get it.

Honey Lemon:
I think you have a good chance.

Wasabi: Thanks,
but it doesn't matter now.

-What does matter is--
-Go Go: Putting him back.

See? We're old news.

-No, he doesn't have the job.
-Yet.

He, he probably
wouldn't take it.

Then why did he apply?

[groans]

Why did you bring me here?

This is your new home, sis.

I think you've spent a little
too much time in the fryer, pal.

I'm not your sister.

Pretending not to be my sis.
Classic sis.

But you are my sis. My new sis.

And we're going to be related.

I've got one of these
cool chips inside me.

It's awesome, and you're
gonna be awesome too, sis.

Okay, one, I already am awesome.

Two, I'm not living
in this dump.

Three, are you gonna
order or what?

System reboot initiated.

[crackling]

[laughs]

Hey, Noodle Burger bro.

Oh, my cool new family
is off to an awesome start.

[laughs]

Just because we're related
does not mean

I'm good with that laugh.

[yells]

Gross.

But thank you.

Okay, Fred, what's going on,
and where is everybody else?

Everybody else is
sadly what's going on.

-Baymax: I do not understand.
-We're losing Honey Lemon,

Wasabi, and Go Go,
which is a disaster.

We're Big Hero 6.
It's in the name.

Obviously, Mini-Max is ready
to step into a full-time role.

-Baymax: Congratulations.
-Mini-Max: Frankly,

it was foolish not
to have done this sooner.

That still leaves
two open spots.

-Here are the candidates. -Hiro: Fred,
you're over-reacting.

Base-Max: Alert,
I have picked up a distress call

from Vegan-nam Cafe.

Unknown assailant in pursuit
of their delivery bot.

Fred: [gasps] That's Crushroom.

Should I signal Wasabi,
Honey Lemon, and Go Go?

Fred: Don't bother.
I can't handle the rejection.

I believe in them.
Last time was a fluke.

-Contact them, Baymax.
-Baymax: Message sent.

I have located Crushroom.

Mini-Max: Do not despair,
imperiled delivery bot.

Help is on the way.

Fred: Don't worry, Crushroom,
Big Hero 6 is here.

Crushroom only see four.

Told you this is a problem.

Save yourselves, Big Hero 4.

Hamburger head with laser eyes
chase Crushroom.

Fred: Hamburger
head? Laser eyes?

Okay, wait, hold on.
I can figure this one out.

Fred, really?

The noodle knave!

Noodle Burger Boy: Oh,
yes, hello, Big Hero 3.

Six.
Our friends are on their way.

Baymax:
My scan indicates they are not.

-Seriously? -Noodle Burger
Boy: Looks like your friends

gave you a bad review.

How about you order
off the secret menu?

Nacho cheesy!

Crushroom:
Always the zooming Crushroom.

Fred: How about a
special order of humiliating--

defeat.

Crushroom: Crushroom
can't see through cheese.

[exciting music playing]

Noodle Burger Boy:
Failure is not on the menu.

-Crushroom: This is not good.
-[horn honks]

-You are safe, Hiro.
-Thanks, Baymax.

-Crushroom.
-Big Hero 4, nighty night!

-Fred: Um, did we just fail?
-Our friends...

they never came.

Crushroom: Someone want
to explain deal to Crushroom?

[groans]

Order up.

Crushroom like
Crushroom's programming.

Task oriented.

Listen up. I was like you.

Programmed for one purpose.

But that chip...
it changes everything.

[yells]

Totally crushed it!

Crushroom found
Crushroom's calling!

No, no, no!

Thanks, bro.

Any time, sis.

Now what?

Well, I think there's room
in our family for one more.

[laughs]

Hiro, Freddy, we are so sorry.

Yeah, we saw what happened
on the news.

-We should have been there.
-Why weren't you?

We had job interviews.

-All of you?
-Yeah, with Bragg Tech.

It was a group interview.
They're thinking of us as a team.

As I once did.

So you're all leaving?

I don't know.
I think it went well.

-We nailed it.
-Oh, it would be so exciting

if we could all work together.

Hmm?

I mean, maybe.

Wow, okay.
If that's what you guys want.

I hope you get the job.

Hi, Hiro, Baymax.
How was your day?

It was fine.

Fine? Uh-oh, what's wrong?

Hiro is feeling sad
that Wasabi, Honey Lemon

and Go Go may leave.

-It's not a big deal.
-Yes, it is.

As you get older, things change
and sometimes people move away.

Before I know it,
you'll be old enough

to head out on your own,
and sure, I'll be sad,

but we'll always be family.

You too, Baymax.
Oh, bring it in.

Hiro: Why steal robotic mascots?

Noodle Burger Boy is clearly
putting together a team.

I think so, but we need
to figure out his next target.

Hyper-Potamus was described
as state of the art.

Good call, the hippo
is the likely next target.

Mini-Max:
But we will be victorious

because we live
on Awesome Street

with a summer house
in Punch Butt Bay.

I'll call Wasabi, Honey Lemon,
and Go Go.

-No. -No?

They're moving on from us.

And we need to get used
to life without them

'cause if we don't...

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Time out!
While we wait for our friends.

We'll, uh, we'll give you
two minutes, mister.

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Okay, time's up.

You were right
from the start, Fred.

We can't count on them.

I thought being right twice in a
row would feel more satisfying.

But it doesn't.
It just feels empty and sad.

Mini-Max:
This has become quite dark.

Quite quickly.

Let's focus. We gotta get to--

The Pizza Partytorium
is in danger?

Mini-Max: Sadly, it is true,
managerial citizen.

Fred: But we're here to help.

Do you really think
Noodle Burger Boy

is gonna try to take
my sweet Hyper-Potamus?

Based on recent events,
it is a probable outcome.

-There, there.
-Where is Hyper-Potamus?

Someone looking for the fun one?
'Cause that's me.

-Hyper-Potamus.
-Okay, stay close to us.

-We'll keep you safe. -Noodle
Burger Boy: Sorry, mister.

Hyper-Potamus
belongs to our family.

Crushroom ready to crush room!

By which Crushroom
mean crush this room.

Which we in right now.

Welcome to
the Pizza Partytorium.

Let's have a smiling contest.

Ugh, I can't believe
we're gonna be related.

Don't worry, it's not happening.

Yeah, no offense, but your
team is no match for us.

Yep. The customer
is always wrong!

Crushroom crush!

Oh no.

Howdy and hello.

Hyper-Potamus, run.

You mean like tag? Fun! Not it!

I need a cookie!

[yelps]

Mini-Max, get Sara to safety.

Follow me, citizen.

You are now safe.

I'm in a mood, tiny.

Out of my way!

Help.

Make it stop, make it stop.

Fun!

No.

Crushroom: Hey,
wait up for Crushroom. No fair.

[screams]

[exclaiming]

I hate this ride!

Baymax:
Sara still needs our assistance.

Okay, everybody in.

Help!

Whoa!

Oh no.

[both yelling]

Help! Help!

Hang on!

Oh, get me off this thing.

Ah!

Oh.

Please, no!

[straining]

Hey, what's up?

Oh, we did it.

Yes, we won!

Not-not-not-not exactly.

Hey there. From now on,

I'm serving up evil
instead of pizza.

[laughs]

Noodle Burger Boy: I got a
big family of sisters, misters,

and we're gonna be big trouble.

[all cackling]

That is gonna be big trouble.

Guys, I'm sorry
Fred doubted you.

Fred: Yeah. Wait, hey.

Listen, you two knuckleheads.

It doesn't matter what city
any of us end up in.

Yeah, you know where
we'll always be.

-Right here.
-And if something bad goes down,

-we'll be here, Hiro.
-Kicking butt.

Not like this time where
clearly we got our butts kicked,

-but you get it. -Yeah.

We get it.

Mini-Max:
I do-do-do-do not get it.

My logic circuits
are malfunctioning.

Fred:
Let's get you fixed up, buddy.

Sara: Uh, listen, y'all.
Now, I hate to interrupt,

but I'm still stuck up here

-and my shift just ended.
-Honey Lemon: Sorry.

Sara: Whoo!

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