06x18 - Whose Line Is It Anyway?

[bunniefuu]

Well, I found out someone
wants to invest in my clothing line.

They wanna take my brand worldwide.

-BOOKER: Oh, Mom, that's amazing!
-Oh, thank you!

I know. It's everything
I've ever wanted, right?

But I have to move to Milan to do it.

♪ ♪

I'm sorry, Tanya,
but with Raven going to Milan,

I have to put off
my retirement a little longer.

Sorry, Clementine.

I really wanted to spend the summer
at the palace with you,

but I can't leave Pop-Pop alone.

I mean, he can't even remember
the Wi-Fi password.

And it's his name.

You think you're disappointed?

I already told off all the neighbors
I don't like.

I guess you'll just have to go
to the royal campout without me...

and the royal water park...

and the royal petting zoo?

Girl, if you tell me that
there are real unicorns there,

I will scream.

Aw, I miss you, too.

[Alice screams]

Gotta go. Alice is screaming.

It could be nothing, but I'm gonna grab

the fire extinguisher just in case.

-Alice, is everything okay?
-Uh, yeah.

I just remembered that today
is the first day of Science Camp.

You know, I got so excited
that I screamed.

Definitely wasn't because I just found out
unicorns are real.

Anyway, uh, you goin' to work?

Sure am. Which is something
I am excited about.

Work.

Well, I mean, if you wanna
scream about it, you can.

Oh, I'm screamin', on the inside.

Have to get down to the loft.

Nikki is helping me pack
my stuff for Italy. Ah!

I still can't believe this is happening!

Is this gonna be a great summer or what?

-BOTH: Or what.
-What?

BOTH: Great summer!

[theme music playing]

♪ Ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ New city, I'm finding my way ♪

♪ It's gonna take some time ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

[Raven laughing]

Yep! That's us.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Put the flappy things in the big box,

the strappy things in the small box,

and that?

That's ugly. You can keep it.

Uh, Nikki, why are all
the Chill Grill servers

packin' up my stuff to go to Milan?

Because I told them they'd
get fired if they didn't help.

You can't fire them.

Deep down, you knew.

Well, it's getting done.
That's all I care about.

I can't believe I won't be
working for you anymore.

-I've learned so much.
-You know what?

You have learned a lot
since you've been here.

And if you put your mind to it,

you can own your own business one day.

That is so sweet.

To show my appreciation,
I will help you prepare

for your photoshoot with Mr. Giorgio.

Oh, well, thank you!

Wait a minute. Why am I
sayin' thank you to you?

That's your job.

Mr. Giorgio sent me an outfit
for the photoshoot,

but I don't see it.

Dave... who said you could have that?

It is so hard to find
good help these days.

Oh, this really isn't me.

You know, I need to Raven
it up a little bit.

Where's my sewing machine?

I packed it already.

Fine. They packed it.

Well, I'm gonna take
this home, work on it,

and I should be back
in time for the photoshoot.

-Good luck!
-Oh, I don't need luck. I'm Raven Baxter.

I can make anything work, except for you.

[laughs] Come on. It's your last day.

I gotta get 'em in while I can.

♪ ♪

Ooh, Mom! Guess what?

If it's anything about how loud you burped

in the shower this morning,
I heard it.

No, no. Neil's decided to go
to college at Berkeley with me.

-We're gonna be roommates.
-Oh, that's amazing!

There is nothing better
than rooming with your best friend.

Epic dance parties, late-night girl chats.

Ah! Heart-to-hearts about
all the guys you used to...

hold hands with.

-Uh-huh, uh, nice save, Mom. [chuckles]
-Mm.

This is gonna be awesome!
Me and Neil stayin' up late,

sleepin' in late,
getting pizza whenever we want.

I didn't hear anything
about classes in there.

I was describing a Saturday.

Nice save, Booker.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay starting
college while I'm gone?

Ya know, I can always fly back.

I-I'll be fine. And I've got Neil.

We're not kids anymore.
All right, we are grown men.

Booker! I am so excited
for us to live together.

I couldn't wait another second.

Do you wanna go upstairs and play dorm?

I'll race you there!

♪ ♪

Not again.

That's the third time today.


Okay. Table three says
their eggs are too runny,

table 10 got the wrong side,

and table three got
a, uh, sponge in a bun.

I don't know what's goin' on with me.

It's like my head is somewhere else.

-Can you taste this for me?
-Ooh, yeah, I would

if you didn't just dump
a, a bunch of soap in there.

Oh, come on, man!

Leave the jar, Dave. I ain't drivin'.

Dave... you ever feel like you just

can't say what you wanna say?

'Cause what I wanna say is

I'm not really feelin'
Science Camp right now.

Today... I was so bored

that I snuck over
to the "regular camp" next door

and played kickball.

And, and here's the really
troubling thing, Dave...

I loved it.

Yeah, I hear you, Dave.

Everyone is entitled to an off day,

but what if it's more than one day?

I mean, what if it's every day?
What if...

what if I'm a kickball girl, Dave?

Uh, I-- Don't say another word, Dave.

I get it.

I need to give Science Camp another try.

Good chat, Dave.

I don't care what Lazlo says.
I like you.

♪ ♪

MR. GIORGIO: Where is Raven?

This photoshoot is,
how do you say, "big deal"?

-Big deal.
-Yes! You know this word!

These pictures will introduce the world

to Raven's partnership with me,

Giuseppe Fabrizio Giorgio.

Oh, my goodness! Oh, sorry I'm late!

My son is headed off to college.

Si! Bambino! Such a blessing.

Oh, you have kids?

No, I have an island.

Come. Let the camera capture our glory!

Everybody say--

What have you done?!

No, no, no. In this country,
we say "cheese."

What have you done to my outfit?!

Well, you like it?
I made it a little bit more me.

-[camera clicking]
-No! It's an insult.

It's an abomination.

Uh, it's, uh, come si dice,

mm, "Barf City"?

[exclaims]

-Mr. Giorgio, wait!
-[whooshing]

Apparently... this was a mistake.

The deal is [echoes] off...

[whooshing]

[gasps] Oh, no.

Mr. Giorgio thinks that
working with me is a mistake.

Don't worry.

I used to think the same thing.

It's just a phase.

♪ ♪

No, no, no! Don't leave!
I'll get you another burger!

I won't even make it.

I'll order it from another restaurant.

-Dad!
-Nothin'.

I don't know what you heard,

but I am cooking at the top of my game.

Well, that's good to hear
because I need your help.

I need you to make me an authentic
Italian feast for Mr. Giorgio.

I need to get him back on my good side,

so that he doesn't pull out of the deal.
Can you handle that?

You'd think so.

That's a weird way to say yes,
but I'll take it.

♪ ♪

[knocks on door]

Oh, um, if that's the pizza we ordered,
the door is open.

You didn't order pizza.
You asked me to get it

outta the microwave on the way to your...
"dorm"?

Oh, sweet!

Would you care for some pizza,
roomie?

I would love some pizza, roomie!

Hold that, thank you, mm.

BOTH: Ahh!

Wh-- Wh-Wh-What's goin' on here?

Since we're gonna be roommates in college,

we decided to see what it'd
be like to live together.

Turns out... we're perfect
for each other.

We share clothes. We share shoes.

Oh, we even have a secret code!

-NEIL: Mm.
-If there's a sock on the doorknob,

it means, "Don't come in!

I'm lookin' for my other sock."

Okay. Y'all wanna watch a movie?

Nah, we already watched a movie earlier.

Okay, let's play some video games.

Uh, we just did that.

I guess we could sit and talk?

If you wanna talk about
how much fun Neil and I

are gonna have in college,
I'm in! Right, roomie?

Oh, you know it, roomie!

You don't have to keep
calling each other "roomie."

Ah, she's right.
We can do better than that.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

BOTH: Dorm Boyz!

♪ ♪

Hey, Dad. How's it-- Holy cannoli!

What happened in here?!

Victor, would you like to tell
your daughter what happened

because I... blacked out

Dad, I thought you said
you could handle the food.

You did think that.

-Well, can you?
-Can I?

Now... that is a question.

Raven, I have received
your message!

What is this all about?

Dad, Dad, I need you to get it together.

My whole career is riding on this.

Mr. Giorgio, thank you so much
for coming.

Ya know, I feel like
we got off on the wrong foot.

I should say so.

My feet were most displeased,

-as was the rest of me.
-Oh,

well, please take a seat.

I have arranged for a feast
of your favorite cuisine.

Ah, Mexican.

-Second favorite.
-Ah, Chinese.

Where does Italian fall on the list?

I don't know. I eat it every day.
I'm kinda sick of it.

♪ ♪

[grunts]

[exhales] That's the stuff.

-Whatcha doin'?
-Uh,

I was just, um, defrosting some peas.

Ya know, there's-- just totally normal

There's nothin' weird about it.

[gasps] You have kickball knee.

-How'd you know?
-I've been there.

One year, my mom accidentally signed me up
for regular camp

instead of music camp.

I defrosted a mountain
of corn that summer.

So, what's with the kickball?

Listen, I can't believe
I'm about to say this,

but... I'm not really
into science right now.

It's, like, the one thing
that I could always count on,

I can't count on anymore.

Yo, I get it! Look, my two best friends

are upstairs calling themselves
Dorm Boyz with a "Z."

I bet they won't even notice I'm gone.

Ya know, they're gonna
live together in college

and forget all about me.

Too bad Neil doesn't know how annoying
it is to live with Booker.

That would put an end to this right away.

-It would, now wouldn't it?
-Yeah, that's why I said it.

♪ ♪

Stefano wants to know what kind of vibe
you're looking for.

'Kay, I wanna set the mood, but
I don't wanna send the wrong message.

So, um, can he do Italian business casual?

Let's find out.

La signora dice che
vuole la musica Italiano

"business casual."

Can you please tell me
what I am doing here? I'm a very busy man.

Yeah, I just wanna talk to you
about what happened today.

[plays "Tarantella Napoletana"
on accordion]

What is this music?
Are you making fun of me?

It feels like you are making fun of me.

-[stops playing]
-No, I just,

I just want you to know
how much this deal means to me.

And yet, no breadsticks.
Interesting.

'Kay, for our first course today,

we have prepared for you a traditional

Insalata... di Octopus.

And the chef has asked me to say:
he did his best.

Buon appetito.

[plays light Italian music on accordion]

Uh, Mr. Giorgio,
I feel like I offended you

when I altered the outfit
for the photoshoot.

Oh... you did.

But that was never my intention.

Raven, when I saw you in Vogue,
it was a revelation.

-Keep goin'.
-MR. GIORGIO: I saw an opportunity.

An opportunity to expand
the empire that I,

Giuseppe Fabrizio Giorgio,
spent decades building.

I can reach a new generation.

Generation R. The "R" is for Raven.

For Raven, yeah!

But if we are going to embark
on this journey together,

I must know you are committed.

-I must know I have your full attention.
-Uh-huh. Mm-hm.

But I cannot continue

-if you disrespect me again.
-[Raven grunts]

Oh, slap!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ugh, I knew us livin' together
was gonna be great.

Makes me wish college was
longer than four years, huh?

[laughs] Yeah, me too.

But my mom's bank account
says I should get out in three.

-Hey, Dorm Boyz.
-BOTH: [gasp] Dorm Boyz!

Glad to see things are still goin' well.

I just thought I'd pop in
and bring you a little gift.

[gasps] My abuelita! That's so thoughtful!

I'm gonna hang her right... here.

Like, "here" here?

Like, where she can
watch us do Dorm Boyz stuff?

-Yeah, what's wrong with that?
-Yeah, Booker, what's wrong with that?

Nothin'. Old ladies are cool.

Ah, I love how no matter
where you are in the room,

her eyes are just lookin' right at ya.

Oh, cheese puffs! Ooh!

[groans] Oh, no. I made a horrible mess.

Nah, it's cool. I got it.

Booker, you can't just cover up a mess

with a pile of stinky clothes.

Oh, I mean, you know what they say.

If you can't see it... you can't smell it.

Well, we can smell it.
We can always smell it.

Wow. So, you're just gonna
leave a pile of clothes

in the middle of the floor?

No.

Mama raised me a little
better than that. [chuckles]

Oh, why, wh-- Okay, why are you shovin'
them under my bed?

Well, under my bed's full.

Well, I don't want your disgusting clothes

-underneath my bed.
-Well, I don't want your grandma

lookin' at me while I sleep.

Well, I don't want you
looking at my grandmother

-while you sleep.
-I don't look at anybody

while I'm asleep 'cause I'm asleep.

♪ ♪

-[both gasp]
-Mr. Giorgio,

I am so sorry. That was an accident.

That was between me and this octopus.

I'm not gonna lie. That slap in the face

felt like a real slap in the face.

No, please. I am so sorry.

Listen, I brought you here to show you
that I'm worth investing in.

I thought you weren't
gonna finance my brand.

What are you talking about? Of course,
I'm going to finance your brand.

-Really?
-You're the name and the face of Raven.

[chuckles] And the talent, boo.
Don't forget the talent.

No, I have no use for talent.

I'm sorry, what?

Raven, you will live in Milano,

and go to parties, and fashion shows.

But I, Giuseppe Fabrizio Giorgio,

will design the clothes.

I design all the clothes.

-[Mr. Giorgio chuckles]
-Not mine.

Nah, I worked too hard to get where I am

just to give it to somebody else.

I love what I do.

What about the fame and the money?

Would you like that more?

"Yes" in Italian is "Si."

No. No, I am Raven Baxter and Raven Baxter

designs and makes Raven Baxter's clothes.

Apparently, this was a mistake.

The deal is off. You! Play me out.

[plays lively music on accordion]

Ya know what? I'm glad I slapped ya.

I should've let the octopus
get one in, too.

[stops playing]

[resumes playing]

I'm so sorry, Raven.
I know this meant a lot to you.

Yeah, well, I guess you
can cancel my flight to Milan.

I would... but I forgot to book it.

♪ ♪

I-I-I can't believe how selfish you are!

I'm selfish?!

You're the one who wouldn't tuck me in.

If I tuck you in, who's gon' tuck me in?

-See? Selfish.
-NEIL: Mm!

I guess being roommates is
harder than you guys thought.

-Ha! Then maybe we shouldn't be roommates.
-Ah, there's an idea.

Well, if that's how you feel,

maybe we shouldn't even be friends.

-Hold on.
-Oh, if that's how you feel,

I'll just roll up my abuelita,

slap a rubber band around her,
and be on my way.

-Guys--
-Good. Go!

Fine, I'm gone!

Neil, wait! This is all my fault.

-You didn't start this fight.
-Actually, I did.

Y'all made it weird, but I started it.

What are you talkin' about?

Well, when I saw how well you were getting
along as roommates,

I got freaked out.

About what?

That you'd get so close in college

that you'd forget about me.

So, I kinda maybe sorta
tried to drive you apart.

I'm so sorry.

Ivy... we will never forget about you.

Yeah. The three of us
are friends for life.

Hey, I'm sorry about everything I said.

Me too.

So, we still gonna be roomies?

Of course, you are. You're the Dorm Boyz.

BOTH: Dorm Boyz!

♪ ♪

I can't believe Mr. Giorgio only wanted
you to be the face of the brand.

I can. It's a great face.

Why does it always end up like this?

I get a vision that gets me
all worked up about something,

I go too big, and I mess it all up.

You didn't mess it up.

It's because of your vision
you learned the truth.

And then, when you found out
it wasn't what you wanted,

you stood up for yourself.

I am so proud of you, Raven.

-Really?
-Come here.

Aw, thanks, Dad.

VICTOR: [groaning] Mm-mm. [sniffs]

[groans] You smell like you got
in a fight with an octopus.

Actually, I lost a fight
with an octopus

because you sent a live one
to our table, Dad!

What is goin' on with you?

Listen, there's somethin'
I need to tell you--

-[loud boom]
-What was that?

-BOOKER: Hey, what was that noise?
-Alice, what are you doing?

Science, because that's what
I'm supposed to do this summer.

But then Clementine invited me
to the palace to pet unicorns.

-Wait, you got invited to London?
-And you didn't tell us?

Am I the only one that
heard that unicorn thing?

It doesn't matter, I'm not going.

With you in Milan, I don't wanna leave
Pop-Pop alone.

Okay, Alice, listen. I'm not going
to Milan anymore, okay?

So, I need you to call Clementine back
and tell her you're going.

We just have to figure out
a way to get you there.

I can take her.

Rae, this is what I've
been trying to tell you.

I'm ready to retire, move to London,
and be with your mom.

Whoa, Grandpa, that's huge.

Yeah, why didn't you tell me?

I knew how important this Italy thing was,

and I didn't wanna give you
any reason to pass it up.

Okay, I don't want anybody missing out
on anything because of me.

-Really?!
-Are you sure, Rae?

This is gonna be a huge change.

We'll figure it out. We always do.

-Yes, we're goin' to London!
-[emotional music playing]

I have it figured out.

Lazlo will run the Chill Grill,
you'll keep the loft,

and if you're really gonna
stay here in San Francisco,

the house is yours.

You're, you're giving me the house?

The whole thing? The upstairs?
The downstairs? The in-between?

If you want it.

Yes, I want it! [laughs]

Wow! We were only supposed
to be here a week,

but comin' home changed my life.

Tell me about it. If I wasn't here,

I never would've met Neil and Ivy,

I wouldn't have gotten to know Alice.

Man, come to think of it,

Grandpa Vic, you having a heart attack

was the best thing
that's ever happened to us.

Not all of us...

but I am happy you're here.

Me too.

I can't believe it almost
took me moving to Milan

to realize that this is
where I'm supposed to be.

I'm finally home.

♪ ♪

So, [clears throat] Mom, if not Italy...

-what's next?
-I don't know.

-We'll figure it out.
-[phone ringing]

[exhales] Who is callin' me?

Oh, it's Nikki. It must be a butt dial.

Raven, I have some big news.

You know how before you said I could have
my own business someday?

Oh, ya remember somethin' I said?

I talked to my dad, I pitched him an idea,
and he said he'd finance it.

Oh, good. What's your business gonna be?

You!

-Me?
-We're gonna launch your brand.

You can have full creative control.

I just need to know how many
zeros to put on the check.

Talk about takin' the wind outta my whole

"giving you the house" thing.

Rae? You okay?

Are you having a vision?

Yes, I'm having a vision...

and it is perfect.

Wait, you have... visions?

[upbeat music playing]

Ooh, why thank you, Blaise.

[sips] Mm. Mm, triple shot.

I'm gettin' stuff done today, honey.
[chuckles]

Okay. I like it. I like it.

But it's missing something.
Yeah, let me just.

Just put your hand in there for me.
Thank you so much.

Arm. Yeah, right there. Good, let me see.

Put that on and...

put this girl on a runway.
[laughs]

[exhales]

So, how does it feel?

Well, it's weird to see you working,

but, um, otherwise,
it's goin' pretty good.

Yeah. Turns out, I don't mind working

-when my job is telling people what to do.
-[Raven laughs]

By the way, your 12:30 is here.

Oh! Now, why aren't you in college?

I can't just come to have lunch
with my mama?

-You need some money, don't you?
-Yes, please.

Raven, Couture Couture Magazine

has named their "Designer to Watch."

-Guess who it is?
-Let me see.

-Guess!
-Gimme the magazine.

-[Raven gasps]
-Oh, Mama! Look, it's you!

Yup... that's me.

♪ ♪