01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

[slow building music]

[sirens blaring]

[thunder cracking]

[rain pouring]

[emotional music]

[phone ringing]

[Voicemail] Hi, this
is my voicemail.

Leave me a message and I'll-

[emotional music continues]

Stop calling me
Ma. Leave me alone.

[Teenagers] Leave me alone.

You know, it doesn't cost
anything for manners-

Shut the f*ck up dickhead.

[thunder cracks]

[acoustic guitar playing]

Thanks.

[crowd applauding]

I actually wasn't
gonna do this one,

but another original one, if
you think you can handle it,

Go on Baz.

Thank you, Aisling.

[crowd laughing]

It's fairly new and in fact,
I just finished it today,

so be kind.

It's my best friend
Lloyd, he's here tonight.

I'm gonna dedicate this
on to him anyway. Okay.

♪ Never thought you'd
know a love like this ♪

♪ And I missed you ♪

♪ They blessed
you and took you ♪

♪ And now I am a mess ♪

♪ Thinking of you free ♪

♪ Oh, child of mine ♪

[dramatic music]

Lloyd?

[dramatic music continues]

[phone ringing]

[Voice On Phone] Aine, love.

[dramatic music continues]

There's an offer?

Here you are, sir.

Thanks.

Now sir, that'll
be 12 euro please.

[rain pouring]

[slow soulful music]

♪ Baby ♪

♪ There's something
tragic about you ♪

♪ Something so magic about you ♪

♪ Don't you agree ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ There's something
lonesome about you ♪

♪ Something so
wholesome about you ♪

♪ Get closer to me ♪

♪ No tired sigh ♪

♪ No rolling eyes ♪

♪ No irony ♪

♪ No who cares ♪

♪ No vacant stares ♪

♪ No time for me ♪

[Lloyd grunting and sniffing]

[television beeps]

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Friday night.

It's lashing rain.

Welcome back to Lloyd's Place.

This first one is dedicated

to the girl still
standing on the bridge,

getting absolutely pissed on.

[rain pouring]

How are you?

Sorry. Are you all right?

What?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

No, it's just

that I was watching
you from my window and,

no, sorry, that sounds mad.

I saw you from my window

and you've been standing there

for a bit and it's
lashing rain, like.

Yeah, I noticed that, alright.

You live just there?

Yeah.

And I was worried,

worried you were gonna
jump in or something.

I'm not going to jump in.

Right? Good.

Weight off my mind anyway.

Are you sure you're not?

Because it's mental
being out in this.

Honestly, I'm fine.

It's torrential though.

I sound like me Nana there,

worrying about a stranger
catching their death.

My name is Lloyd, by the way.

What's yours?

Aine.

Aine. It's nice to meet ya.

Look, I'd leave you alone.

It's just very strange
for someone to be standing

in one spot for ages in the rain

on a bridge.

Do you know what I mean?

Do you really live just there?

Yeah, where the,
the lights are on.

Some sort of psycho
r*pist are you?

No. What?

No. I came down to see
if you're all right.

That's all.

Well, do you mind if I stand in

for a sec just to
get outta the rain?

I'm sorry I shouldn't have...

No, you, you just
caught me off guard.

No, of course you can.

Yeah.

Now like or?

No, no. In five minutes.

Obviously.

Sorry. Yeah. Come on.
Of course you can.

You sure?

Yeah. Come on me.
Get outta this.

Wouldn't happen to have an
iPhone charger up there,

would you?

I do indeed. Yeah.

And you've got a toilet
up there, I presume.

Last time I checked
there was one. Yeah.

Okay.

Look, I'm just double checking.

You're not some
sort of like weirdo

or psycho or nothing are you,
'cause I'm not being funny,

like, I'm a black belt karate,

so I'm pretty sure I could
kick the sh*t outta you.

I'm not, and I have no
doubt that you could.

All I ask is that you've
ignore the mess, alright?

Actually, for the
sake of equality,

I should really be asking
you the same thing.

I'm definitely a weirdo.

I've been called a psycho
on more than one occasion.

Ah, I'll take my
chances. Come on.

Can I use your bathroom quickly?

[Lloyd] First door on the left.

[door clicks]

[Lloyd] There's some dry
towels under the sink for you.

[slow string music]

Oh, you.

Sorry, sorry.

Be quiet.

I'm not as flexible
as I used to be.

[woman flatulates]

[Man] Quiet. You'll
wake up my mom.

That was an accident.

Disgusting.

Here, did you leave the
key back in the flower pot?

Of course I did.

I didn't know you
were staying here.

You take this off me.

Oz.

Aine.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong,
you just woke me up.

And you're half cut.

I am just not in the mood, Aine.

What's new?

Can you keep your
voice down please?

[Aine screams]

[John's Mother] Sean?

Nice one. After waking her now.

[Sean's Mother]
Everything all right?

It's all right, ma.

It's all right,
Pauline. It's just me.

Aine.

Wrecking Sean's head as usual.

Go to bed, Pauline.

You're a f*cking psycho
Aine. Do you know that?

Am I yeah?

I can take that for you.

Your, your phone's there.
Just make yourself at home.

Ta.

Have the heat on
as well. So, yeah.

Be toasty in no time.

Whew.

Speaking of which, I
suppose you want some.

Some toast?

Yeah.

Well, it's, it's that joke.

You know, you bring an Irish
girl back to your house.

The first thing she
wants is toast. No, no.

Not that I've, I haven't
brought you back to my house to,

no, don't worry.

Jesus. I have a girlfriend.

Sorry, Ted Bundy.

Fair point.

No, I didn't mean that.

No, I know you didn't.

Yeah, I actually, I can get
you toast now that I say it,

'cause I do have a-

Toaster?

Toaster, yeah.

Yeah. Stupid thing to say.

Oh, what do you
put into a toaster?

Bread?

Yeah, no, most people say toast

and then you say, well,
it's actually bread.

You wouldn't, you wouldn't say
it like that now, but yeah.

Okay. So you're okay on
the toast front then? Yeah?

I don't eat bread. Well,
I'm trying not to anyway.

White bread, it's the devil.

Are you sure now?

'Cause all that talk, I'm
gonna make some for myself.

No, I'm good, honestly.

Alright.

Don't go asking for
a bite now. Yeah?

I just wanna say as well

that I don't make a habit
of inviting myself back

to strange lads's
gaffs or anything,

it's just 'cause of the rain.

No, of course.

[slow sad music]

[door creaking]

Jesus Aine, make up
your mind will you.

You used to chase after me.

Yeah. Well, we're
not kids anymore.

I wanna stay. Is that okay?

Can I borrow one
of your T-shirts?

You know where they are.

[slow music continues]

Come here.

Do really think I'm a psycho?

Yeah.

I was talking to
your ma downstairs.

Oh yeah? Did you apologise
for waking her up?

She's a light sleeper anyway.

She used to be asleep on
the sofa most mornings

and I go down

telly's still on.

Will she not find someone, no?

I don't know.

That'd be weird.

Never really thought about it.

Dad has been gone a while, so.

Maybe not.

Why?

Just...

She was saying she
doesn't think it's healthy

that young people
argue all the time.

It's not all the time.

It's a lot.

I don't wanna be
like my ma and da.

What do you mean?

Sandra and Paul are happy.

Are they though?

Plodding along, like,
barely do anything together.

And we're getting like that.

We're not even in our thirties.

We're not getting like that.

Is everything alright, Sean?

Sean?

Yeah.

You'd tell me, wouldn't you?

Sean?

Yeah, of course I would.

Try and get some sleep.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

You lived here long?

Three months?

Or a little longer.

My boss owns it, so I got lucky,

charges me practically nothing.

And it's only a temporary thing.

And you're here on
your tolber are you?

Your girlfriend
doesn't live here?

That obvious, is it?

No, not at the minute.

She's actually away, travelling.

She's doing this
walk across Spain.

Oh, the, what do
you call it? The...

The Camino?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

How long is that gonna take her?

Oh, like a month, I think.

A month?

Yeah. She's about
halfway through now.

You didn't fancy
going with her, no?

Work.

Oh.

And it's sort of one of
those things, you know,

that people like
to do on their own.

Yeah.

Just trying to imagine
what she looks like.

She's real. I promise.

No, I know. I'm not saying that.

Oh, I know.

Here, I'll show you
a picture of her.

There she is.

Oh, she's gorgeous.
She's lovely.

[slow sad music]

[snoring]

[slow music continues]

Still can't sleep?

How could anyone
with that snoring?

Don't get me wrong. I love Bill.

I think he's a sweet,
lovely, funny guy.

But one more night and I swear
to god, I'm gonna k*ll him.

It's not funny.

Like, I'm gonna take
one of his hiking poles

and I'm just gonna-

Do you know what, I'm really
glad I brought this out.

And these, yeah.

Yes. Absolutely.

Denise! Bold girl. What
did we say? No phone.

I was just checking
for emergencies.

Yeah, yeah. Here.

Sky is beautiful tonight.

So clear.

Hey, do you-

No.

You don't even know
what I was gonna say.

Go on.

Do you wanna hear
what I wrote in my-

Gratitude journal? No.

I'd rather get in bed with Bill.

I say nice things
about you in it.

I would love to hear that.

I am grateful.

Yes.

For every single
moment along the way.

Every step, every blister,
every buen Camino,

every sunrise and sunset,
every moon at night,

every mini victory
and every little loss.

I'm sorry. Where is
this Denise part?

It's coming.

Good.

I'm grateful for the strong,
brave, sexy, independent,

and beautiful woman I am today.

I'm grateful for
my Camino family.

Even Bill?

Even Bill.

I'm especially grateful for
my Camino bestie Denise.

Finally.

I'm grateful

for the two weeks we've
walked together so far.

I'm grateful for her spirit

and her energy, her
warmth and her humour.

And I look forward
to digging deeper

and finding out what lies
beneath her beautiful

but fierce exterior, namaste.

My favourite part
was the Denise part.

The rest, mmm.

I love my gratitude journal.

I will say this.

Despite ridiculing
your hippie dippy,

everything happens
for a reason bullshit-

It is not bullshit.

I did text Lloyd
something you said.

Beginnings always hide
themselves in ends?

Yep. I just hope it's true.

Let this journey play out
Denise. And no more texting him.

Leave all of that
negativity back in Ireland,

'cause do you know something?

Everything happens for a reason.

I wasn't gonna say that.

Yeah, you were.

- No, I wasn't.
- Yes you were. Admit it.

Okay, fine. Maybe I
was gonna say that.

I knew it.

[glass clinking]

Shh. Be quiet.

Sorry. Sorry,

Karen?

What are you doing?

What you mean?

That's not your bed.

[women laughing quietly]

You're on the bunk,
leave the poor man alone.

[women continue laughing]

Be quiet.

Mm.

I'm gonna have to give
up the bread myself,

but I found this little
place around the corner.

It was number four on
the top 10 full Irish

on "Love and Dublin" or
one of those websites.

And every Saturday
morning I go in,

and it comes with batch toast.

Old school like.

Nice.

Yeah. And the little
old flat now who own it,

Brendan and Joan,
they're married like.

Ah.

Well.

Oh?

Yeah. They sort of know
me now. The usual please.

I don't actually say that,
but they know what I get

'cause see, I don't
like mushrooms, right?

Oh, they're rank aren't they.

Minging.

So Joan, she always slips
me an extra sausage.

Woo-hoo.

You have to try it sometime.

Yeah, we used to have a fry up

on a Sunday at home,
early evening like.

Your family like.

Yeah. Then we used to
watch trash telly after.

Love a bit of trash tv.

I haven't done it
in ages though.

"X Factor" and "The Voice"
and all that stuff. Yeah?

Or a bit of "Dance Moms".

Would you watch a
bit of "Dance Moms"

or "Total Divas" now?

You think I'm messing,
but I was all over it.

Yeah. No, it was more
like "Love Island".

But whatever floats
your boat. You're funny.

So you still live at home then?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was saving up for
a gaff, but ugh.

I need to get outta
there soon though.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. They're driving
me f*cking crazy.

[Aine's Mother] Relax.

Relax? I won't relax.
Where's my f*cking phone?

Aine?

[Aine] What?

I won't be spoken to
like that me own house.

Will you not now?

No.

I'll speak to you however I
wanna f*cking speak to you.

Do we need this many
f*cking cushions?

God, you know what?

With all your crap
is it any wonder?

Any wonder what?

Nothing.

No. Go on, finish it.

No.

Say it, ma.

Aine.

Say what you are gonna say.

Actually, do you know what?
Don't get me started on it.

Families, what?

Yep.

Do you read?

Do I read?

Much like, I mean?

Yeah. Little bit.

My ma does, she works
in a, in a library.

I keep buying books.

But lately I found that I'm,

I'm going back to
ones I've read before.

Sort of like comfort
reading I suppose.

Do you have a favourite?

The Holy Bible. Have
you heard the good news?

Do I have gobshite written
across me forehead?

Yeah. I was actually, I
was only looking at it.

It's not very original
of me or anything,

but it is my favourite book.

Catcher in the Rye. Oh, I've
heard of this. All right.

Yeah. What's it about?

What is it about.

Just this young fella
like, going around.

Right.

The thing is, if you read
it when you're like 17,

especially if you're a fella,

you think you are
the main character.

Like, you read that and you
go, oh my God, that's me.

Do you want more wine?

Yeah.

The the fellow who
shot John Lennon

had a copy of that on
him when he did it.

That's where I know
it from. Mark Chapman.

That's the one.

Yeah. Cheers.

Cheers.

Lloyd, your name.

It is, yeah.

It's unusual like isn't it?

Like, I don't know
any other Lloyds.

Well, I have a thing
for Irish names,

so like I like yours.

Really? Don't think
they're a bit-

Irishy?

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

What's your surname?

Why, so you can
stalk me Instagram?

It's Casey.

Casey. Aine Casey.

Mhm.

You just, you have
a very nice name.

It's basic, like the
basic b*tch I am.

What's your girlfriend's name?

Now if you're gonna be a
proper Dubliner, right?

A dub?

A dub, yeah.

Then you have to go
down and up. Denise.

Denise.

That's actually not bad.

Okay. Wait, lemme try it.

Hiya, what's the story?

Oh, we got a little
bit Scottish there now,

what's the sto-ry?

What's the sto-ry?

Good. Go on.

Okay. My name is-

No, me. Can't say me.

Me name's Denise.

Okay, what's the, no.
Hiya. What's the story?

My name is Denise.

Yeah.

[Aine] Why are you smiling?

I was just thinking about a joke

to do with my girlfriend's name.

Do you wanna hear it?

Do I have a choice?

No. Right.

So does this fella and he's
about to become an uncle, right?

So he says to his sister,

he said, well, I
have a brilliant idea

what you can name the baby.

Make it easy for me to remember.

Why would he forget
the baby's name?

What?

Well, it's a new
baby in the family.

Because, he's a sandwich
short of a picnic.

Do you know what I mean?

No.

He's not the sharpest
knife in the drawer.

Is his name Lloyd,
by any chance?

Who's doing the gags
round here, Chuckles?

Me or you? Can I please
just do my punchline?

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

So he says if it's a
girl, you call her Denise.

Denise.

And if it's a boy, Da-nephew.

[Lloyd laughing]

You don't get it.

No, I get it.

She didn't get it.

She's Belgian, so you know.

Right?

She's full of waffle.

[Aine laughing]

So bad.

So, hello.

Hi.

Hi.

There's something I wanted
to, you know, ask you.

Yeah?

Okay. Do you...

Do I?

Yeah. Want to delete
your dating apps?

I'm not on any dating apps.

Oh no. Neither am I.

No, delete your dating
apps is the new,

are we going steady?

I think.

Are you asking me to
be your girlfriend?

- Yes.
- Yes?

Yes I am.

Well, yes I will.

But there's something I
need to tell you first.

Oh my God, I knew
it. Here we go.

I knew it was too
good to be true.

It's gonna be something
mad. Go on. Just tell me.

I don't want any children.

Oh. Ever like?

Ever.

But you do?

No, not necessarily.

I don't believe you.

No, because it's about the
two people together. Right?

Look, I know it's heavy. I just-

No, no. Look, I get it.

Dating in your
thirties, it's like,

before you even say
hello, you have to ask,

can I see your bank statements?

I just don't wanna
waste your time.

It's not an issue.

I think you should
think about this.

Don't need to. Honestly.

- Lloyd-
- I'm telling you it's fine.

Lloyd, look at me.
Are you hearing me?

Yeah. Loud and clear.

This for your work?

Sort of. Do you know that one?

No.

Okay.

Okay. Little bit of a
thought experiment. Yeah.

Imagine you're on a
television game show

and you reach the final part

and they say Aine,

behind one of these three
doors is a big old prize.

Pick a door.

B.

B. Door B.

That's you.

Then he says, okay, let's
remove one of the doors

that has no prize behind it.

So they open door A and
there's nothing there.

And then they say Aine, we'll
give you one last chance.

Do you want to stick with our B?

Or do you want to
change your mind?

Stick with B.

Exactly. Like most
people would. Right?

But statistically,

probability wise, you're
better off changing.

What do you mean?

Well, here's the thing.

You stick with B and for
your guess to be correct,

it would be a one
in three chance.

Okay? But now
remember, A is gone.

For the prize to be
behind C, it would be-

Coin flip.



See? Whereas B, it'd still
be a one in three chance.

And anyway, it was just,
it's me trying to get people

to take emotions outta certain
decisions, blah, blah, blah.

So you'd definitely
change, would you?

Always.

See I'd still stick.

- Would you?
- Yeah.

Sometimes you just have
to go with your gut.

[horn blaring]

f*ck me.

Every time.

Who is it?

That's just young
fellas messing.

Yeah. It happens a lot.

You must see in here all sorts

when you live in the
middle of town, do you?

[phone notification chime]

Yeah. All the weirdos
come out at night.

[phone ringing]

Do you need to take that or?

No, no.

It's not important. I'm just...

We're popular.

Just gonna text my mate back.

He was at his first
solo gig tonight

and he's just fishing
for compliments.

Thank you.

Life is beautiful. Is it?

My tattoo?

Yeah. What is it?

Three words. First word.

All right, smart arse.

You know what I mean.
Why'd you get that?

I just, you know.

I'd have to beat it
outta you, would I?

Yeah. Do you have any?

Yeah, one on my
shoulder. Dream catcher.

No way. I have a dream
catcher in my bedroom.

No, that's not a, you know,

do you wanna see me
bedroom or anything?

No, I know.

Shy of me bleedin'
dreamcatcher are you?

[Aine chuckles]

Come here. Are you
actually a black belt then?

No.

- Huh?
- Blue.

Oh, that's still very good.

I know, my dad teaches it.

He used to get a great
laugh outta me ma,

'cause you know how the
karate suit's called the gi?

No.

Well she used to ask me
how I'd get on at training.

I'd say, yeah, grand.

You know, just the young fellas,

they kept pulling the gi off.

[both laughing]

What's better than
seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Sorry.

All right. It's all
that talk of gi.

Must have been.
Yeah. No, God no.

I'm, no, that's,
I'm really sorry.

It's your gaff, you can
joke about what you like.

So what's the craic
with all this?

Ah, well, I suppose
you could say I'm a bit

of a black belt myself.

At what? Karaoke?

Karaoke, yeah.

Shut the front door.
You're messing.

I'm not.

I'm in a club, with a K.

A club?

♪ How can I protect you
in this crazy world ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

[crowd clapping]

Thank you, Naomi.

Before we move on to our next
singer, ladies and gents,

we have a very important
announcement to make.

We only do this
once in a blue moon.

In fact, I tell a lie, we've
never done this before.

The very prestigious,
first of its kind,

Glenview Karaoke Club
Lifetime Achievement Award

will be presented here to
tonight to our chair person,

for his 100 performances
to have graced this stage.

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

My friend O'
Captain, my Captain.

Mr. Lloyd O'Neill.

[crowd clapping and cheering]

A lifetime achievement award.

Very big deal.

You are not a bit
young for this no?

Well, if you're good enough,

you're old enough, as they say.

I had no idea I
was in the presence

of such karaoke greatness.

Well, I wouldn't
quite say that, but-

Oh, I am, yeah, I'm
truly honoured and,

and humbled to receive this
beautiful, magnificent award.

It hasn't really been a
hundred nights, has it?

Yep.

Jesus Christ. A hundred
nights and I'm still single.

What a shocker.

Good to see the new faces.

Welcome to the new members.

Glad you could join
the cult, club.

And if you're unsure about
whether you're gonna come back

next week, just remember that
one day, many years from now,

you too could be up here,
holding one of these bad boys.

Thank you very much.

[crowd cheering]

Wind up merchants.

All of yous.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Can I see it?

Wow. Lifetime Achievement Award.

You must have no life at all.

Very good. You'll fit right in.

It's very nice.

Did you fancy a go? Me and
you. Come on. Little duet.

Not a chance. I
don't like karaoke.

Excuse me?

I mean, I don't do it 'cause
I don't sing. I can't sing.

I bet you a tenner you can sing.

I can't sing.

Well, it doesn't matter
because it's karaoke.

All you need to do is
give it a bit of oomph.

Not in a million years.

Aine, let's go. We're singing.

- We're not.
- Yes we are.

- No way.
- Come on. Cheer you up.

I don't need to be cheered up.

Oh, I think you do.

I don't.

I think you do.

Hold this. Wait, wait.

It's coming. Gimme a sec.

[pop song playing from phone]

Perfect.

Come on, Aine Casey,
dance with your boyfriend.

[pop song continues]

Aine, don't walk away from me.

Come on. I'm making a show.

Are you embarrassed
to be seeing me?

Are you?

Ladies, oh, love it.

Yes. We should go on
"Strictly Come Dancing".

Sorry ladies. He's due
back at the hospital.

He forgot his meds today.

Nice to meet you ladies.

Keep dancing.

Look, I'm sorry.

No, no, it's all right.

It's just, I just don't need
to be cheered up, that's all.

No, I know. I didn't mean to.

I need to get on
the road, you know,

get outta these wet clothes.

Yeah, well, I was gonna
say when you first came up,

do you want to,
but then I didn't

want you to think I was being...

Yeah.

I was actually, I
remember I was six

and I got absolutely soaked
on the way to school one day.

And then me teacher
Mrs. Doyle, she made me

take off me trousers
and she put it on a rad.

All the girls saw me pants.
I had to sit there in them.

Proper little y fronts.

On that note.

Yeah, have you far to go? I
could order you a taxi or...

No, no, no.

I don't have that far to go.

Just, I'll get the loo.

Ah, no.

Honestly, just thanks

for letting me come
up and get dry and...

Oh, 'cause there's
something wrong.

At home I mean, you're
able to stay there. Eh?

That was an awful thing I
just said. I'm sorry, love.

I shouldn't have said that.

You meant that.

She's just f*cking
worried about you.

What'd you say?

Are you deaf?

[Aine's Mother] Kelly?

She's starting for no reason.

For no reason?

Did you not just hear what
she said to me? No you didn't.

And what are you gonna say?

Like a f*cking mute.

Don't start bringing
him into it.

It's not our bleeding
fault that went f*ck'-

Kelly.

Don't you even think about
finishing that sentence.

I'm telling you.

I didn't even say it.

Aine, this is my coat.

Get your f*cking
hands off me, ma.

Let's talk about
this love. Aine.

[dog barks]

Aine, wait.

Seriously. Stop making
me run, I'm outta breath.

Leave me alone.

Aine, stop.

I seriously have to stop vaping.

Where are you going?

I dunno. I'm just gonna walk
and see where it takes me.

Alright.

Is that it?

What you mean?

Can I go? You've
done your little bit.

Now you come back and
tell ma and da you tried.

I came after you
off my own back.

Oh well done Kel, fair play.

[Kelly] Stop it, Aine.

Look, I don't know what to be
saying to you half the time.

Okay, like in tough situations,
it just gets out hand and-

I know.

You out of anyone
else, should've had my back, back there.

What?

I do have your back,
Aine. I always do.

Well, it didn't
feel like it today.

See you later.

But tell us what we're
supposed to do then.

There's nothing you can do.

What do I tell Ma, what time
are you gonna be home at?

Tell her that I'll be
back when I'm back.

Tonight like?

[Aine] No.

Aine.

Will you just go home,
Kelly? I'm grand.

No, I can stay there. It's
just one, one of those.

I, I would just rather not be
there right now. That's all.

Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
I don't wanna put that on.

No. Is there something
you want to talk about?

'Cause we can talk
about anything.

Nah.

Well listen, look,

you can tell me to
mind my own business.

But if you need to crash
here for the night,

for whatever reason,
you're more than welcome.

Why are you being so
nice? Nobody's this nice.

It's just like that,

I can tell that you're, you
know, having a hard time.

Would it not be a bit mad? No?

For you to like,

for just a random stranger
to sleep on your couch?

Well, you think about it and
there's probably thousands

of people out there
tonight going home

with strangers in the sense of-

Yeah, but no offence,
Lloyd, I mean,

you're crash at some
random blokes gaff.

You're just...

[Lloyd] Yeah?

You're asking to be the subject

of some Netflix
documentary series.

It'd just feel good to
be able to help you out.

That's all.

You seem like you're,
you're all right like.

Look, I saw you
standing at that bridge

and I just thought-

I wasn't gonna throw myself in,

if that's what you're thinking.

Okay. I'm gonna be hitting
the hay now myself anyway, so,

I mean, it's, it's up to you.

Well, do you know,

I probably would be gone
before you even got up.

Yeah. No bother. Perfect.

Look, lemme just get the
stuff to make up the sofa

and I can even get
you some pyjamas or-

No, no, no, no, no. Don't-

You'll need a t-shirt
and, and bottoms

'cause you can't
sleep in wet clothes.

Okay, thank you.

[door clicks]

[slow emotional music]

You wanted to see me?

I wanted to ask you
to move back in.

God, that's, I didn't know
what you were gonna say.

No. I decided to go to Spain.

What?

For how long?

For a month.

A month?

To Spain for a month?

I mentioned it to you before.

Yeah, like briefly.

You said you might look into it.

I looked into it
and I decided to go.

Oh, okay. What about work?

They gave me leave.

What about us?

Why didn't you talk any
of this through with me?

Look, I don't wanna
get into this.

You never want to get into it.

You wanna get into this, really?

I'm talking, I don't
mean you, okay?

Just, I just need to get away.

Okay look. I get that.
But I need you Denise.

I need to figure
some things out.

Figure things out. What?

What I want to do.

By running away?

I'm not running away. I'm
going to make sense of things.

I'm going to clear my mind.

I'm going to try

and find some peace, Lloyd

to help myself,

to just stop feeling
the way I'm feeling.

It'd be good if
you move back in.

Better not to leave
the house empty.

[Pauline On Phone] You've
reached Pauline's voicemail.

Please leave a
message or try again.

[tap running]

[Aine spitting]

You sure your girlfriend
wouldn't mind?

Dunno how I'd feel
about me fella

letting some young one stay.

It's fine.

Well, if you're sure it's okay.

It is. Yeah.

I'm sure you want to,
this is quite comfy,

so you should be
all right on it.

Oh, I'm on that?

Yeah. Is that alright?

Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.

No, I know it's not
very gentlemanly of me,

but just me sheets are, you
know, my room is in bits.

No, it's grand.

Okay.

Oh, I can take those for
you. Put 'em on the rad.

Just like Mrs. Doyle
did with my trousers.

Honestly Lloyd, you're
a 34-year-old man.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know.

Get over it.

Okay.

Anyway. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

You're all right
though. Are you?

I promise you I
wasn't gonna jump.

Why were you standing
there for so long?

Because I knew someone
that did, from that spot.

[melancholic music building]

When was this?

Three months ago.

My boyfriend, Sean.

I saw, I saw him
the night that he...

What do you mean you saw him?

You saw him jump?

[melancholic music continues]

[melancholic music continues]

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ I'm glad I don't know ♪

♪ Where you go ♪

♪ Where you go ♪

♪ When you're alone ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I'm glad I don't
see what you see ♪

♪ When you need ♪

♪ Someone to hold you ♪

♪ I'm glad I don't know ♪

♪ Where you go ♪

♪ Where you go ♪

♪ When you're alone ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I'm glad I don't
see what you see ♪

♪ When you need ♪

♪ Someone to hold you ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I could never keep you there ♪

♪ I could never keep you there ♪

♪ I could never keep you there ♪

♪ I could never keep you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪

♪ I would only meet you there ♪