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01x10 - Episode 10

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x10 - Episode 10

Post by bunniefuu »

[strong winds]

Nooo! Don't jump!

Okay! Now jump!

[funky music]

You want a piece of me?!

Yeah!

Well, here you go then!

Thanks!

Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?

Me! Me! Me!

Okay then...

Draw!

[g*nf*re]

Okay! Hit the apple!

Yaaaay! [splat]

Hey! What time is it?!

It's medication time! [gulp]

[pop] This is better.

Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!

[car horn + splat]

Mmm...

Good...

Heeey...

I'm not like OTHER girls... I have...

SNAKE ARMS. [funkier music]

I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.

No, please!

Noooo!!!

Is this you?

Yes!

Hello!

Hiii!

Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy!

I like trains...

[splat] [train horn]

I wish I could fly!

Your wish is granted! [magical sparkles]

Yaaay!

[splat]

Beep beep, I'm a sheep!

I said beep beep, I'm a sheep!

[sheep bahs]

You know what I hate? Child murderers.

Oh no! Here comes one now!

[child giggling] I'm gonna getcha!

Cannonballllll...

[whooshing wind]

Pirate: Yarrr! [expl*si*n]

[extremely funky music] Beep beep, I'm a sheep!

I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. Beep beep, I'm a sheep!

I said beep beep, I'm a sheep.

My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my life!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

[baby splatter + clap clap]

Have you seen mah leymons?

I want mah leymons!

I don't wanna be fat anymore... [crying]

[om nom nom]

Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a-

No!!!