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01x01 - Episode 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x01 - Episode 1

Post by bunniefuu »

[Baby Giggling]

Man: Got your nose!

[Baby Giggles Continue]

Officer: Look out! He's got a nose!!

[g*n Fire]

English Subbed

You gotta help me, man!

My tie is evil and it's gonna k*ll meeee...

Man: Please don't hurt me...

Tie: Muwahahahaha

Man: Hello parking meter!

Meter: Hello!

Left: Hey guy, hey, smell my flower

Right: [SNIFF] Mmmmmmm

Right: LOL!

[CLICK]

Hmmmm

Right: Hey man.. OWW!! What the hell is wrong with you!?!?

Announcer: !!LEVEL UP!!

Lady: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!!

T-Man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!!

[POP]

Die potato!!

Potato: Nooooooooooo!

Man: Mmmmm... Yum!

Cake: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!

Cake: Why would you do this?!?!

Cake: I have a wife and family!!

Man: NOOOOOOO

Cake: Aahh... The pain... It's unbearable!

Man: What have I done?!?!

Cake: Aahhhh...

Cake: Tell my children I love them...

Cupcakes: DADDY!!!

Cake: Ugghhh...

Man: NOOOOOOO!!

Cupcakes: NOOOOO!!

[SPLAT]

[Subtitles By Japzone]

Right: Hey.. You know who's g*y?

Right: You.

Right: Aw, come on!!!