Hot Stuff (1979)

[bunniefuu]

[Music] so the lady said Doctor that's a very serious operation I want a second

opinion said all right you're also very

ugly sleeping sleep you hit him in the

face

good hey are you crazy Jesus Christ who taught you to drive evil can evil relax

honey I thought I saw something back in there so what well there might be something coming down yeah you mean like trouble which we don't

mean here wait that's fun I'm dealing with a c

here look Mo let's get out of here move it

out dog be careful what I'm not worried about you I'm worried about him look

out he got damn it sh son of [Music]

a let me over the corner will you [Music]

[Music] easy

alarm [Music] watch got him more hold

on you look crazy redneck son of a [ __ ] what what you almost got me k*lled you

you look at my windshield and I got 32 more payments on this car to hell with

us let's take care of business are you crazy something [ __ ] come on get the

godam come on come on now get over here get down

get down here you get do move fre right there hey come on come on

up up you come on come

on police officers don't move and you people are under arrest freedom and rights

Raymond American talk American Raymond you have a constitutional right

to remain silent you need not make any statements if you do not wish to do so you talk to [Music]

meot hot St I'm hot Stu sting and I'm

double push I can't be

i'mot hotot hot I'm cool I ain't no food just lay

back and watch my action and you'll see that I know the game I know all the rules I'm watch

show show me the groove and I'll show you some action just let me br

and I can stand the test that's way I get all my

satisfaction just Str my honey I'm the

best I got a lot of what I got that keeps me cool while I'm the spot like

when you're hot you're hot and [Music] I'm

hot hot hot hot hot

[Applause] [Music]

hotot I got a lot of what I got that keeps me to while I'm on the spot just

go ahead and ask me whether or not I'm

hotot hotot hotu

hotot hotot hot Stu Hot

Stuff hot Stu hot Stu hot Stu hot

Stu hot hot hot

hot hot hot [Music]

mama you looking good in your clothes that doesn't help the heat any he I supposed to take my kids to the dolphin

game instead I got to do this [ __ ] I love Cuban food Ernie I believe

you'd be better off eating one of his cigars arony why look at that dude

behind the car don't he look suspicious to you look at him the trick is find somebody who doesn't look suspicious no

no kidding look I don't want to look I don't want to see I just want to eat leave me alone now what would a nerd

like him be doing with a guitar like that he plays first string with the New York Phil harmonic sure he does you

don't mind I'm going to check him out oh no what about lunch let it be let it be

uh hey buddy want to talk to you I'm a police officer what I tell Arnie come on

46 more days till I retired I got to do

this fin come come [Music]

on [Music]

God [Music] Dam get out godam it

[Music] Jes [Applause]

come on get

come police stop round

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fire gree jerky wait a minute wait a minute you

don't understand here up against the wall lady you're making a mistake will

you let me explain one my bird and I am going to blow your head off freezey wait a minute wait wait a minute

you don't understand up against the wall wa wait you're making a mistake would you just let one more word I'll blow your head

[Applause] off that [Music]

folks any of you see a man with a uh don't know the g*n don't worry about the a police officer excuse me

[Music]

uh hi bu uh hey I am very sorry forget it Doug

you're never going to believe this hello kid you know I've got to

compliment you guys I mean you're really Heroes busting two guys armed with a 45

caliber [Music]

guitar mhm ni say

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well you got him on the street again you'll get used to it look every time we bring some in the court turns them loose

burns my a*s you know what burns my a*s flame this

High District attorne another Triumph huh they throw it out without me even going to to

testify I'm telling you I had it all Witnesses stolen goods uh property

reports fingerprints I had it all I had it

all well how about some donuts huh want a donut Justice that's what I want I

want Justice I'm buying Ernie you want to Don I'd rather

have the money instead oh Jesus um hello

again my my how you doing Gunslinger who' you

sh**t today guy with the TU uh can I help you I'm here to meet G guy burer

you'll be here any minute my name is Dron very nice my name is

Louise and I'm nice

too boys regular task force is about to be flushed down the

crapper hello Sant Captain uh this is Sergeant Lise Webster who's just been

assigned to help you gentlemen screw up what might be your last few remaining days together she already

has uh wait a minute John what are you talking about because of our low rate of convictions they're cutting off our fund

you mean we're going to be reassigned that's right all of us narcotics Metro

45 more days till I retire and they think I'm going to get wasted by some dopa no way no fraking way it's not fair

I mean we arrest them they let them go lock up those liberal judges why don't you just type that up and triplicate and

I'll submit it

upstairs well guys certainly been a pleasure working with

you come here come to ddy come here come on you poor thing on David come here

poor kid I'll kiss it and make it better

where does it hurt maybe I won't kiss it you think

it's funny no you comfort him you broke his a*s

here it's never you I know kids two years we work together we

were supposed to be the the first federally funded anything that succeeded but we failed oh Ramon those

programs are designed to fail that's a shame that's such a shame hey doesn't make any difference to me 44 more days I

am out sure that's fine for you short time what about us you hey I'm warning

you guys I don't care if we do have company knock it off what do you mean what about you 20 years of your life and

you get a penion that's what you got you want an apple it's a shame Doug couldn't be here and what wor is Doug dad he's

freaking nights come

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[Music] here Irving's

[Music] pregnant I'm me I'm a legitimate businessman

oh it's you Irving put it down I'll be right over

there what a hernia always in my

way another typewriter it's not even electric it's a collector's item man on

Steam worth a lot of money antique the magnar was typed up on it put an ad in

the paper finsky tops at least give me a buck for every key that Works four bucks

it was just five the older it gets the less it's worth take it or leave it I'll

take it hello Irving how you Doug

H oh it's a boy oh how is the wife oh fine she'll be

out next month shame you won't be here to see her DG what are you doing here you can't bust in here where's your

warrant how about possession of stolen property no I'm legitimate business man

I me I shouldn't even read you your rights you know them better than I do but now business as usual hi Amy Hi

V just one of those days look what I got I'm glad you showed up why didn't you

take a group photo of the three of us how much Clifford I can't use them H

I can use them where'd you get them you k no I'm not kidding how much you want for

100 they knew what you steal them on Colin oh boy apartment of hotel hotel

will have a name wi slow anything else yeah what you're under

arrest [Music]

she Doug I'll cooperate sque on everybody me too quiet I'm thinking

leave him alone he's thinking D I want the fat and Buri but but I'm not a well man who

cares I mean we bust them and then the courts let him go right but my way John

I'll guarantee your conviction okay let's hear all right what we do is we set ourselves up as fences we open our

own stolen goods operation you want the police to buy stolen goods exactly why don't we get into r*pe r*pe is good

r*pist very good Ramon hasn't gotten laate all week besides it would clear up his complexion Doug it's a very stupid

idea why because it hasn't been done before it was work doing someone else would have done

it look what we do is we take over Hy stiglet pawn shop we're the fences they

come to us the GRS come to us that's a trapment penal code 12022 section 5 hor

[ __ ] the crime happens before we ever bust anybody I check we legal you realize what you're letting yourself in

for you antagonize the mob you're asking to be hit we pretend we're Mafia that's a good idea you can practice by riding

around the trunk of my car for a month Doug we still have $32,400 left see there's even more than

I thought so why waste that money buying information let's just buy stolen goods

John it sounds good the Bureau of command is not going to go for that you don't take it to him you take it to the

chief direct if the department does not know what's going on it won't Le out on the street the you make your first bust

somebody will know we put it on film tape

tape videotape oh so now you're all in on it

huh I mean what you would have is something that's never been done before guaranteed to cut through the

bureaucratic [ __ ] I mean you'd have no plea bargaining No Lack of evidence no overcrowded Court calendars and theyd

incriminate themselves on instant replay and they'd have to be adjudicated with substantial pay

penalty now look I won't promise anything but I will take it to the chief Direct that's

great uh Louise how you

one oh poor

[ __ ] what boys hey g*ng the C wants to see us where's Ernie in there come on hey Ernie Captain

wants to see us what's the matter what's going on jeez don't get no privacy around here the chief is willing to go

along all right me now I want records kept of each buy I

want to know where every penny goes leave it to me Captain and remember you're on your own if the department of

the papers get any wind of this whatsoever the chief will deny any knowledge of it and so will I in other

words you're putting our a*s in a sling exactly 42 days left if my pension gets

about your damn old pension what are you going to do when you retired you don't enjoy anything anyway enjoy that hey you

guys you can't put me down here I'm honest I'm a citizen I want a phone I

want a lawyer I have my rights what rights you have no rights I have rights you can't keep me here we're doing it

you can't but behind me there's a way out if you cooperate I'll cooperate how

all right we want you to go see your aunt in Baltimore what Aunt in Baltimore look at my lips go see your aunt in

Baltimore understand well that ant in Baltimore right and we want you to stay there for 30 days I me if you do we let

you off the hook yeah sure I could do that for 30 days a Dy to see that

ant in in in Baltimore

this can't be the place oh Doug you got to be

kidding we got a lot of

stuff careful come on all right but now be careful be

careful don't sh sorry

sorry here [Applause]

well what do you think it's really filthy F this is your desk here right

here hey who's that the Buster H's mother dusted off and make

friends so this is where we're going to be huh show hey you think this is great

where do you see what I got for you back here come on Ernie 40 at 40 nights in a poor

career oh really nice oh sure well it's a good little Victor uper g*ng there's

room for Junior League highlights wow elephants could make here where we going

to put the camera ah I thought you would never ask for here oh my

room and come

here oh hey look look look look look now this is going to be a two-way mirror

yeah raise this up oh that's nice and that's where the camera goes Louise is

it going yes it's going you go wait a minute is it okay you sure yes yes it's

going she said right okay now what go what do you mean what that's how you talk to a customer wife okay okay uh uh

are you selling something sir this box right here okay well I'm buying something go I'll give you uh $1,000 and

you can meet my sister you got it but I don't recommend it now my brother get out of here come

on let's see how it came out come on Lise we're coming in L how we do yeah tell him oh hey I'm

a star yeah with no sound what happened yeah Louise I was talking why am I talking I

don't understand it you see the needle was moving I it must be something wrong with the microphone you're just going to have to talk louder Louise I thought you

knew how to work this is no sign at all oh do you want to work it well no I can't work it's not my department you're

going to have to prce hey somebody's coming look make him talk loud go on go

on go on behind

me wrong number I'm made a mistake no no you didn't make a mistake come on

in oh I'm in yeah you'll have to speak up

yeah he um he doesn't hear Too Well the w*r the w*r Vietnam no Brooklyn oh

where's haime huh where's Hae Hae ah he's away yeah uh we taking over how a

cigar thank you what you got there stoles louder the wars oh

stols very fine quality I don't know that one looks like it's been dead quite a while what kind is it 215 how much you

want for those 120 huh 125 you got it I do you do huh what's

your name Paulie aler aler why is he writing it down ask him why is he

writing it down uh records from for the boss hly huh what'd you get them from

robena witson Sons on Spring Street Spring huh hay never wrote that down why

do you think they call us organized crime huh oh thank you nice doing business

with you come again I said it's nice doing business with you tell all your

friends about us huh I will and I'll tell him to

holler Aro Dy no thanks I'm

[Applause] Dutch we're in business dou why so much we could have gotten in retail for that

we want them coming back from more let's see how it came out come

on what you got they St

louder very fine Louise you screwed up the sound again why are you sh**ting the

back of Doug's head Louis that's a great picture of me where's the guy well it's only the first day I have to get used to

the equipment well that's Ste only person we have evidence on is me I don't understand it you people say you know

what you're doing and you're don't hold it fellas we're out of line Louise we apologize what do you want us to do come

I said it's nice doing business with you

here if you will just stand on these these tap marks right everything will

work out perfectly oh that's fine that's easy in other words we stand here the bad guy stand there we need another

disaster we won't have another disaster I have the sound worked out beautifully we don't have to yell anymore don't have

to yell anymore just stand on the table wa to go Terri okay so where' your cop Tony what

it to you oh well I want to know that's all if I tell you you tell somebody

else going Tony Tony Tony we've got to keep records cuz we got to know how to move move this

stuff

what the hell was that uh Hitman yeah pretend you didn't see her

uh they get edgy Hitman huh yeah well it's it's the U it's the

women's Li thing you know don't it's get a little out of hand hey Tony come here

don't tell nobody our hit man is a woman okay what's the matter with you you think I'm

stupid Tony now just for the record where'd you cop it

huh in 79 Street hey you know my friend

nice keep it Loose sometimes it all gets too H to

hold take juice juice that's the only way to keep out

the cold everybody's out on the job and they

believe it they do anything that they think they

can do don't look back on

the over

you it's a rap it's a rap and they'll tell you what you're want to

hear it's a trap it's a trap if you get too close you might

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disappear on the day you leave it all

behind you can

the I hope you get

somewhere

time keep it Loose keep it Loose it don't matter what you may have been told

take the juice take the juice take the ju take the cuz you never know when you

have to everybody's out on the job and

believe do anything that they think they can

do don't look back on

the over you

what a day what a day this is very good if I don't have my snack I get

CR Lou let go home man I'm going

to what do you think slen I don't know they ain't the Jew no more I hear they the mob man they big time me they got

money yeah I say we go in there we taking a chance let's take a CH [Applause]

yeah okay nice nice wellow good evening boys can we help you what oh nothing man

we just looking around mother you move come on move move go all right you over

there now move move move you away from the

table uh now fellas look just just a

minute money okay okay

okay I tried Lise let him go who's Louise he l

Jesus Christ look at all this funny come get out here come on come come on blow

your head

[Applause] man we got to put out an APB no we can't

blow our cover we almost got k*lled I had him covered I could have blown him away they almost blew us away people we

did the right thing he they got $300 365 it's the principal oh my boy wait wait a

minute what we need is some security what security give me $100 why give me $100

good thing they didn't get

this yes that's what I want that's marvelous but your prices are ridiculous look when you give me a break there's

training shots food newspaper what can I get for $100 get out of here no really

you're k*lling me but come

on a

boy well I give up what is it it's a Watch

Dog the poor thing he looks like he needs a watch doog you paid $100 for

that I gave $150 for that oh well I guess the extra 50 was for the Polie

come on don't make fun he doesn't have papers but he's a trained k*ller he is but he looks so

gentle friend friend

he's one of

us all an animal

that's hey he is

trained I'll do it come on sit

sit come

here all right why hey I haven't seen you in a long time s how you

doing there the cop standing right over there see him I know face anywhere the

guy said don't look over there that's the guy that's standing right there watching us you see he you turn around I

ask you not to do it he nailed me the last time I was here don't you see you keep looking at him don't please I'll go

to kind ofate you see I've got some harmonicas I want to sell to you harmonicas they're

beautiful aren't they oh yeah how many you got of these I got gross don't how

much you want for these a dollar a piece a dollar that's right the $90 a gross $90 right sir they're toys they're not

toys now if you keep looking at them there he goes looking at me again okay okay [Music]

okay sit open oh my goodness are you all right uh uhhuh don't turn around don't

no don't don't turn around [Applause]

wait morning Therma what you got chickens okay col Sanders let's see the

chicken give me a good price and I'll throw in the van well how many are we talking about 350 no [ __ ] there'll be

plenty of that with these you cook very good evidence oh

it's good touch it oh hot Chien that's so hey what have you got

today well it's better than Cojack 16 in one day I'm

impressed but they they don't seem to be looking at the camera too much yeah

you're right guys I think I have an idea

well there it is don't look like much but they pay top dollar they the boy oh

now remember what I told you speak up why because you're death

oh hi my man man that stuff right down

[Applause] there I brought some friends well hi there all speak up

hi my main man we've got hold it hold it

you don't have to holler anymore I can hear now yeah he's cured it's a

miracle wonderful what is it's wonderful you mean you hear what I can

say right now yep can you hear what I'm saying now

perfectly you know I had an uncle like that once who was just about as de

um Holly hly huh what what you got in the Box huh oh you're never going to

guess burglar alarms

you come back now you hear thank

you who's in charge here oh hello what can I do for you lieutenant Kylie

organized crime unit main office and now it's your turn ah I'm a

stickler and I'm Sister Mary Ginsburg watch your business here Mr stiglets uh we buy and

we sell oh that's so and what do you buy oh what what whatever they bring in oh

like uh stolen property no no listen we're legitimate businessman oh in that

case let me have the great pleasure of shaking the hand of an honest man you know I have to tell you the

truth we had a tip that this was a fencing operation fencing no what no we

don't understand oh well then I'll make it clear you see I was sent over here to make a report out on you people you

don't mind if I take a look around this place looks a little uh dirty

lieutenant what's it going to take to get a clean bill of health well I have to consider all those

valuable men in my squad thousand a week that seems

fair gent thank you that was

easy this is a heavy bir we bear this is true true yes it certainly

is well thank you gentlemen thank you very much that's a

fine looking dog you have there P him yeah go Ahad pet him no thanks I

need this hand for tomorrow's pickup

top of the morning to you Louise did you get that son of a

[ __ ] just like in Candid Camera he fat a*s is fried

good what do you want kid I hear you buy stuff yeah want to buy a dog no we've

already got a dog see this is a good dog is he your dog no where'd you get it I

stole him you want to buy no we've already got one get him out of here hey

how much you want from $100 $100 do you know it's against the Lord to sell anything that you stole yes and do you

know that you can go to jail for that yes do you yeah and is that what you

want no I want to $100 and what are you going to do with $100 buy something to

eat for my baby

sister where's your mother in the bar and where's your father I don't know

what's your name sir Louis Foster

H uh why don't you just uh take that and go on thanks thanks a lot come on

do you know it's a good thing you're retiring soon very emotional in your old

[Music]

age [Music]

we got

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company I uh I understand you buy

Goods that's right can we help you with something names

Carmine I got something for you I give it to you I give it to you free yeah

what's that carine advice

clothes clothes we kind of like it here it's a nice neighborhood good customers

you know me you know who I am yeah you want to buy all clothes you from Goodwill ain't you you just said

your name was Carmen carine are you going to be funny don't be funny with my name you know you're

spreading it around town at your family you're using our reputable name

to enhance your new acquisitions that that a

healthy you'll be in falina right I you know cuz you're the only

gons dumb enough to try to muscle in on John minus John

minus he's a boss a boss he don't operate in Florida we're

expanding that's right we're thinking about franchising like McDonald's

McDonald's yeah you know you guys could be hanging

from the Big M you know what I think

a you ain't family and B if you ain't we're going to come right back here and show you guys

what a Big M attack is really like don't [ __ ] me what's the matter

with you I don't smoke oh and I'm going to look into what

you said about John Mones yeah do that I will

skinny I'll be back back we'll bring more troops next

time come for I

will let's get out of

here take it easy I'm just looking to sell it oh uh uh does it work sure it

works you want me to sh**t that dog no no no you ever use it couple of times

hey come on be straight with me somebody gets picked up with this they're going to get hit with a m*rder rap right and what do you think I'm looking to dump it

for hey you guys family yeah yeah and maybe you can use a head

guy maybe got fun The Experience oh yeah oh well

then you got a resume come on well do you mind filling out an

application you mean like a contract yeah like a

contract so you stole it around here huh oh that's nice it's new

too oh uh hello hello excuse me hold this for me a minute darling yeah H can

I help you uh I'm just looking I'm looking for an anniversary present maybe

you could help me uh no uh no lady look I'm looking I'll look I'll find and when

I find I'll call you don't be so nervous and don't be in a hurry okay

this is nice maybe maybe if it's a westing house that's for sure ah we can't sell you

that what do you mean you can't sell me that well you see we don't sell we buy she doesn't sell she

buys how much is it $150 what you michiga he's a michiga

surprice $150 you're a michiga too I'll give you $1850 I'll handle it lady the

price is $150 take it or leave it you know you're the reason for birth control

all I know is I want to help the small businessman I come here and look at the treatment I

get all of you let me get my bag and let me get out of here and I'll never never

shop in this store again I don't even let out

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it [Music]

hey reckon me here to get your car

washed our friend K that dirty CA hey Ramon where did you see this

bear I say young man yeah are you the authorized purchasing agent here uh yeah

yes yes ma'am I am would you be in the market for a kilo Colombian gold oh yeah sure sure sure right over here We Buy

Gold Silver Mexican art whatever you know no no young man we're talking about

something far more culture oh yeah what many Jane 13 we what dup you know po

po oh dope yourself dope the best

Colombian you take a it um no really I

cannot I thanks anyway now now I'm allergic to fun here young man nah take

your words for really n I'm cool it's like a bottle of wine one must sniff the cork before one

dies n n i no really I can't no all

right Jaws one more but leave my fingers come on come on yeah good boy

it's the best [ __ ] you're ever going to

smoke good you made a piggy yourself Jaws Hi

Well Sergeant I got all your health food right I've got you some yogurt thank you

got a spoon spoon put it down your neck thank you got some cottage cheese I'll add that

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later

[Music] come on George you want to give it to

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something for your

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troubles [Music]

that's good

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m m m

help you be yeah I'm from out of town Dominic S I was told you buy Goods what

do you got whoop don't want to mess up your suit now were you afraid of a little

piece of paper

beautiful beautiful think you can handle it yeah sure how many you got

carload hey Doug at

that what are you asking for these 80 a piece 80 a piece m76 submachine g*n 9 mm

177 rounds which can be fired in less than 8 seconds I'm talking son that g*n

right there would revolutionize Konan you interested yeah sure sure

bring him in you don't understand we don't just ride around delivering these things I

told you we got to what are you laughing at he's bring him in here I told you we

got a carload them you want them you got to come get them okay you got to

de we'll take them no we'll take you to the g*ns 6: tomorrow a.m.

yeah yeah we'll pick you

up my nose is itchy that means trouble something smells

fishy it's the chickens would you do me a favor next time you make a bue would

you get me some China cups you get over here you know maybe we should get a

backup look it's just another bite don't come

in too close okay don't worry about us he's ready jeez just speak into your

chest hairs please oh let me let me [Music] they're at the back door too okay I'll

get itone get you sorry sorry got it okay

got morning boys shall we

go

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oh uh going for a boat ride huh it's a nice boat so uh tell us where we going

relax you're with

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come on Ron we can't lose him right with you let's use

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Dougs no tell you buried the g*n SE and we're going to go dive for

right

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very good Captain I couldn't have done better myself

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this is some housing project boy look at those Condominiums Ernie that's an Erector Set get out of

here come on up this way come here

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there there they [Music]

are

oh my God holy [ __ ] 783 crates packed

four to a crate that's 50,5 let me see that you realize that

right now you're the third most powerful nation in the world boys that is a lot of

g*ns that is 250

$560 do you take me as to [Music]

charge you've seen the weapons now let's see your money okay

all right hey good it hey talk to my

friend uh Louise the name what do you think Charles you want to know what I

think no we're going to take them which is how we going to do that gold and silver mhm

ready yeah ah excuse me just a minute that's a

lot of money uh you take gold sir how about

silver yeah what's the piece a badge gra

g*n you drop your g*ns

come I am

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up God Dam [Music]

Jes God cover

me [Music]

[ __ ] no you we're going to get k*lled can't talk I got to

run 17 more days I'm going to die in a g*dd*mn

[Music] condominium get out of

there hey you reckon he shot 80 rounds yet the hell he asking me that F Well if

he shot 80 rounds 120 more rounds and we can Rush him get out of hereid up [Music]

just these guys don't sh**t very

[Music] well that was

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[Music] [Applause] good

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you lousy

cops [Applause] okay now let's

[Applause]

finish Hi boss oh

[Music] no my [ __ ] I'm sorry

boss I got him I got [Music]

him [Music]

is he you okay I am now what the hell's going on here I'm trying to get in the

bathroom well go [ __ ] in your hat

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ever now I lay me down to sleep

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G elen I'm hiding behind [Music]

you [Laughter]

come of the [Laughter]

world son of a [Applause] [Music]

[ __ ] [Music]

[Applause]

[Laughter] Ernie come on you all right yes by the

grace of God damn it my a*s that'll take a

week hey hey you okay

huh I was scared well 500 gallons of gasoline you know where you could have W up my whole life flashed before I told

you the TRU imagine it did it's terrible I'm glad it wasn't me out

there sorry that's okay [ __ ] well son what

you got there some hot yo-yos you want to stand there and be funny or do you want the package we want the package

what's in it I don't know man told me to give it to

you oh well here thanks for your trouble as you dime you sure you can spare it

get out of here oh fish car mine yeah that's the family my

family yep that's their way of saying that we're going to be sleeping in the ocean well if they think they're going to scare us into the closing they got

another thing coming got news for you we are closing what are you talking

about what we finished Kut out of business P what are you talking well how

much money we got left $126.3 impossible got to be kidding have I lied to you about

money well what are we going to do [Applause]

now it's a shame to waste [Applause]

it hello Doug it's Louise oh H you sleep no I was

just going up M Dolly park now listen Doug uh I think I've got an

idea it's a it's a and they'll tell you what

you want to he it's a trap it's a

trap if you get too close your might [Music]

disappear there's waiting for you

somewhere on the day you leave this all behind

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time everybody's out on the and

believe don't do anything that they can

do don't look back on their over

you I'm happy that you all could come last night we got a tip about a fence who just bought 50 hot television scents

that's great at the same time through of the precincts were're getting tips about stolen jewelry wonderful B motor bikes

oh nice and other household items that's terrific that is

entrapment the selling of impounded Goods that's what it is and proper use

of federal funds and damn it I want to know what's going on Captain we ran out

of money and we had to sell all those things to stay in business uh See by by selling our excess

inventory we generated enough Revenue to keep going for another 10 days we got 171 on tape fine as long as it's legal

did you say 7 one get out get out and and remember no

more selling that's a direct order get out yes sir

171 wow gentlemen have I got a deal for you

16 boxes of the finest Cuban cigars up in number ones would you mind checking

me for a hery I think I hurt myself say Cuban Cuban right well I like you

tomorrow at noon you may climb me come on he ain't that short oh yeah well then

how come he spent last month dangling from my car mirror that how much you

won't follow him cigar well are normally $80 a box uh four bills cover the whole

thing four bills okayy with me sounds good me made yourself a deal looks like

a mouthpiece for a Chinese boxer

they're good Little Orphan Annie in

Florida Mickey Mouse with yellow jaice get out of here a naval

disaster I'll see you guys talk about

horny AR we got to keep all these records yeah

sure Doug what you know those cigars we bought

today yeah they're

ticking Joker he works for comine it's a why are we disgusting open the

door open

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car is it

dead rainbow

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Lise jeez Jee it's a wck it's ruined I just

had it [Music]

washed that's it is this all you

got uh no sir Captain we've got a few other things back

here oh my [Music]

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David you want to

ride's only one piece of left

I have reached my limit beside I'm driving I'll have it you one more piece

you look like the Pillsbury d boy oh that's mean so tell me we got a warehouse full of evidence got them all

on tape how do we bust them well we got their addresses why don't we just pick them up no wait a minute why don't we

let them come to the store and we hit them one by one we only get a couple that way rest of them here about it they'll split it's right you're right

John we need to bust them all at once sure how that's the problem

why don't you give him a nice

party what are you all looking at me for all I said was give him a

party what a marvelous idea having a party in oh

[Music] good he can hear now hey Duke you can make it I'm glad

you're looking good you too yeah you like it it's new bines it's on sale $ 3950 I'll pick up one tomorrow yeah but

before you go in there leave your hog leg with us the boss gets a little nervous you are been to feel naked nah

come on the boss come on ah what the hell it's a

[Music] party now y all going inside and have

yourself a good time any word on my application oh you

to here tonight for sure good thanks you're

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welcome [Music]

hey Rocky go on in we'll see you [Music]

shortly how are you hey how you doing good to see you hey how are

you what's happened do nothing nice party huh yeah it's going

to get better would you get a dance young man

I've got something for you oh no thanks last time I smoked that stuff I gained six

lb maybe later [Music]

paully [Music] want to sh or want

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see black Godfather hey he was a w*r baby

what head you see when when Italy invaded Ethiopia excuse It's very

complicated [Music]

oh he is really enjoying it you know you think he's in

uhhuh everybody shut up it's like an allar game

you sure did oh by the way sorry you really looking

good you [Music]

noticed what do you think got to hand it to you people so

far it's working like a John all right let's bust him um she was the

you know Ernie and I haven't danced yet yeah 15 minutes can we give him 15 minutes what you say come on I mean

having such a good all right all right 15 minutes but no more you got it come on

we you know I'm going to hate to see this end yeah I'm going to miss all [Music]

this should we go in now boss not yet let him get good and ripped

hey look at her [Music]

Dan [Applause] [Music]

all right let's do [Music]

it oh okay can I have your attention please your attention let's hear it for

our host everybody pip [Applause]

pip thank you this gyberg the in the net come and get them what this is

Cleopatra's massage par a massage par no this this must be the wrong number

burglars Small Time Crooks and Petty thieves welcome one and [Applause]

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[Applause] all we're very happy happy that we can

make your last night on the street a happy party to remember until you get [Laughter]

out Hardy what are you saying I'm saying that we're police officers and you're

under [Applause]

arrest they don't believe [Applause]

us

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go you are under arrest

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Hest

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unless good there's only one family operates in this

town this is our territory

understand understand yeah you shut up I'm talking I can teach you guys a lesson

once and for

all help

uhoh Ernie you

okay dirty let's get up righty

watch it [Music]

watch are you all right you okay

okay where's a cup you can never find a cup when you want

one [Applause]

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this is the operator need some [Music]

help why you

dirty you all right [Music]

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better stop that her arm going to get

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hey this is an emergency what hell is breaking you down you send the Marines don't turn

around turned [Music]

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your friend so out of

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all

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I me with two days left two seconds left

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ketchup ruin ja oh I don't know if it's going to come

out oh it's brand new ketchup

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stains come here go come here come on come on you you're in the wrong line get

in there I told you you're in the wrong line don't handup him that's Captain Guy

Burger see I'm glad you can make it I wouldn't have missed it for the world a

thanks for all your help sorry you turned that this way my dear it was the best party hey you guys saved our asses

and now we're sending yours up what are you worried about now what you need to do is check with your lawyer he's our

lawyer we'll be out in 24 hours bye she's with

me bye my main man bye boy you got the beat [ __ ] out of you

I'll see you around

this for you I got a picture for you it's a good guy bad guy bad guy well

go draw me a good guy look D drew that it was terrific was it great

it certainly was and so were we 250 arrests 231

conviction got to be some kind of record hey when the guys downtown here about that well we're really going to miss you

Ernie are you really going to miss me nobody's going to miss the new assistant director for burglary task force

Lieutenant Ernie Fortunato he signed up for more

years how many days you got left [Laughter]

1,825 let me tell you something I was J my

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and good night Lieutenant good night all right see you your picture from David my picture

from David good night good night good night good night see you

tomorrow sweet dreams ouise

wait do you forget something yeah yeah look

um now you know all this time we we've U we've been working under sl*ve

conditions and I just want to tell you El a [Music]

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cop

well Sergeant how would you feel about little undercover work how would you feel about taping

[Music] it get

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out okay you kids now stop it I mean it the Fun's over it's time to go to

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