02x06 - Feud

[bunniefuu]

[Rumbling]

[Laughing]

Well, if that
doesn't beat all!

A giant worm just
tore a big hole
in our front yard.

That's nice, dear.

[Laughing]

That doghouse charlie.
He tops himself every day.

Look at this one.

Isn't that funny?

I tell you,
if dogs could only talk
and wear bathing suits,

What a life
this would be.

We have a giant worm
in our yard!

What?! Thundercleese
must be using

Giant worm repellent
on his yard again.

Now that worm will destroy
every yard but his.

It's bullhunk!

Why don't you just run
down to softy's hardware
and buy some?

Because giant worm
repellent costs money,
comrade mother,

And money is nothing
but an evil yoke

That the capitalist
sl*ve-masters have chained

To the neck
of the working class oxen.

What? Where did you
hear that?

Oh, that was
doghouse charlie's caption
from yesterday.

Sometimes he mixes in

A political message

With a special brand
of humor.

That stinking worm!

[Yelling
in foreign language]

Well, that's it, sir.
Your new satellite dish
is all hooked up.

So I should be
able to watch all
available channels?

Entertainment,
sports, w*r--

Oh, no, you ain't
gonna see any of that.

Well, what am I
going to see?

I'd say some static,
some fuzz,

And a lot of noise
which sounds like this:

[Yelling gibberish]

You have

I wonder, how will
you spend them?

Well, I reckon
I could poo my jumpsuit

Or explain to you that
I'm not your problem.

That there tree
in your neighbor's yard
is the problem.

It's blocking
your transmission path.

What do you plan
to do about it?

Nothing.

That ain't
my department.

If I was you,
though,

I'd hike on over
to my neighbor

And ask him
to cut--

[expl*si*n]

[Cracking]

[Crash]

Whoa! It's the end
of the world!

And I'm still a virgin.

Oh, pipe down.

I'm going to see
what happened.

Well, ok.
I'll stay here

And sing a little song
to keep my spirits up.

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye

♪ Sunshine on my shoulders

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye

♪ Off to the fair I go

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye

♪ I'm enjoying life now

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye

♪ Refreshing mango drink

Hey there, mother!
So what happened out there?

Well, apparently,
thundercleese
destroyed our tree

Because it was
blocking his
satellite reception.

What?!

[Yelling
in foreign language]

Thundercleese
is a robot, dear.
He's very impulsive.

I'm sure he just
saw a problem
and solved it.

Well, now he's got
a whole new problem,

And his name is me!

That tree's been
dead for 5 years.

I've been after you
for I don't know
how long

To do something
about it.

Well, now I am going to
do something about it.

Tonight,
in the dark of night,

After night is shrouded
in my dark plan,

In its nightly darkness,

I will exact my revenge!

[Door opens]

♪ Dad is going to get

♪ Revenge tonight

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
revenge, hey! ♪

Narrator: the very next morning,
after coffee,

The following events
took place.

Say, mother,
have you said,

"Good morning"
to our guest?

Did you take that
from thundercleese's yard?

You bet I did,
cha-cha.

Now park your candy
in that chair,

And let's enjoy
the moment.

That bunny is the pride
of thundercleese's yard.

He's going to be
furious with you.

Calm down, mother.
How's he going
to know who took it?

He didn't see me.

I melted into the night.

What's the big deal
with this bunny, anyway?

Look at it!
It's so stupid.

Hey, stupid bunny!
You're very stupid,
aren't you?

Would you like to say
anything in response
to my insults of you?

No, I don't suppose
you would,

Because you're stupid
like your stupid
former owner,

Stupidcleese.

Stupidcleese?!

Stupidcleese, huh?

Hey, little bunny,
do you want to see
today's doghouse charlie?

Ah, what's the use?
You wouldn't get it.

Honey, did you
leave the gate open
on your pigpen?

Of course not.
Why do you ask?

Well, it looks
like they got out.

They're all over
the neighborhood.

No! My sweet
potbellied pigs!

I've liberated your swine!

How does that grab you?
Ha! Away!

All right, thundercleese.
I see your liberation
of my potbellied pigs,

And I raise you with
a little surprise of my own.

[Ringing]

Man: hola?

Hello, chief onecoat's
paint while-u-wait?

You got it.

And am I speaking
to chief onecoat?

No, man. He's dead.
He died a long time ago.

Oh, then please
offer my condolences
to mrs. Onecoat.

Yeah, she's dead, too.
They're all dead.

Listen, do you want
to do business or what?

Yes, my name
is thundercleese,

And I would like you
to paint my fortress.
Can you fit me in today?

si, I got 40 guys
and a van waiting

To paint your house,
man.

What color you want it?

I want every color.

Do something that
reflects your rich
and colorful culture.

Have fun with it.
My address is--

We know where you live.
We're on the way.

[Latin music playing]

[Tires screech]

Ah! What has happened
to my fortress?

Oh, that's a little
present my pigs
wanted you to have

To thank you
for their freedom.

You have gone
too far!

Oh, yeah? What are you
going to do about it?

I didn't see
that coming.

That's it!
You are going to
march over there,

Apologize
to thundercleese,

And get our roof back!

But he started it,
mother--

I don't care
who started it.

Get over there now!

Oh, all right.

I don't know why we
need a roof anyway.

Just put on a hat
and get over it.

All right,
thundercleese.

My wife wants
our roof back.
Now, hand it over.

You'll get your roof back
when I hear an apology.

Apology? You're
the one who k*lled

My precious dead
tree, scattered
my lovely pigs,

And took
the freaking roof
off my house!

Well, you stole
my yard bunny

And defaced
my glorious fortress!

How about this
for a deal?

Every day you don't
give me my roof back,

I send you one piece
of your stupid rabbit!

Do not harm
the bunny!

Oh, are you going to cry,
you big, fat idiot?

I am not an idiot!
You are the idiot!

No, you are.
A big, fat idiot.

Incorrect!

No, it's right.
I nailed that one.

Grrrrrrr!

[Yelling
in foreign language]

Wh-where are we?

In the belly
of a giant worm.

Oh, great.

The vibrations
from our shouting
must have attracted him.

Vibrations
from your shouting.
I wasn't shouting!

You were shouting
just as much as I was!

I was not!

You were shouting
more than I was!

You don't know.
You weren't even there.

What?!

Yeah, that's right.
You're confused,
so I am the winner.

h* h* h*!

Now, just use
your little whizzbanger

To get us out of here,
why don't you?

Stand back...or don't.
I don't care.

[Screaming]

Voice: what are you morons
trying to do, k*ll me?

Who said that?

Show yourself,
phantom!

Ok, just don't fire
that sh**ter
anymore.

I'm very flammable.

Why do you think
they call me
petroleum joe?

I mean, why would
they call anyone
petroleum joe,

Unless he was made
out of petroleum?

God doggit!

Besides, that
laser's not gonna
do you any good.

This is
a lead-belly worm.

I was afraid
of that.

Ha ha! You're afraid.
Wet your pants
with lemonade.

Hey, that's
a good one!

I haven't heard
that one in--

Well, I've
never heard it!

That's why I
like it so much!

Man, I think
I love you guys!

[Laughing]

Yeah, say, how long have
you been in here, sport?

Ah! A long time,
brother.

Hey, how's things
on the outside?

Do they still have
naked ladies?

That's
my favorite kind.

Awooooga!

I'd like to hot-wire
one of those babies
and drive it uptown!

Awooga! Woo ha ha!

What are you
talking about?

He is referring
to carnal pleasures.

Oh, like
the ferris wheel.

Yes, like
the ferris wheel.

Hey,
I got an idea.

Let's get some
cards and some
drinkin' liquor

And just have
a big party.

We can invite
some naked
ladies!

Hoo hoo!
Ha ha ha!

It'll be great!
What do you say?

Party time,
fun time, yeah,
yeah, yeah!

We do not possess
any of those items.

Well, then don't
talk to me!

I'm sick
of you guys!

You are now
officially

On petroleum joe's
spit list.

[Spits]

Hey, hey,
I didn't mean it.
I love you guys.

I'd have to be crazy
to piss off my best
friends, right?

[Laughing]

Tell me your names.
I want to scratch
them in my arm.

Never mind that.
How do we get
out of here?

Well, here's
my plan. I think
it's pretty solid.

Sit down and wait
to be digested.

That's it!
What do you think?

Oh, I don't want
to be digested!

How long would
this digestion take?

Well, that's
a good question.

You're a thinker,
aren't you?

That's why
I love you, man--
for your mind!

Just tell me
how long!

I don't know,
but I've been
here 10 years,

And I haven't seen
a single drop
of gastric juice.

What's that tell ya?

It tells me
your plan is useless.

Oh, great. We're never
going to get out of here.

[Speaking
in foreign language]

Uh-oh,
she's going up
for air.

Grab on to
something, boys!

Wow, this sure is
a nice tank, zorak.

Where'd you get it
again?

I told you,
it was free.

Man, we haven't seen
a pig for hours.

I must've
got them all.

My dad's not going
to like you hitting

His prized pigs
with water bombs.

Oh, about those
water bombs...

Those were
live shells.

Blam-o! Ha ha ha!

You told me
that was water!

Yeah, I lied
about that.
I lie a lot.

That's what
makes me cool.

Hey, look
at that giant worm!

Hey, load up one
of those shells.

I'm gonna spank him.

What do you want
to do that for?

How do you know he's bad?

How do you know
I care?

Now, lock
and frigging load!

Well, this is just super.
We're dead.

And whose fault
do you think that is, huh?

I shouldn't
even be here!
I'm a robot!

Well, guess what?
You are here. Happy now?

Hey, guys,
what's done is done.

Let's put
our untimely deaths
behind us

And move on.

Hey, you know
what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking a whole
lot of naked ladies
must have died,

Just like we did.

Oh, you think so?

Hell, yeah,
I think so!

Let's go try
and meet us
a few.

Well, I suppose
I'm not married anymore,
being dead, right?

The way I
see it, you're
a free man!

Let's get
to scoochin'!

Can I come?

Hell, yeah,
you can!