02x22 - Episode 22

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother"--

emotions ran high as the houseguests

dealt with Christa's eviction.

[sobbing]

It's just part of the process.

It's not a good part.

It is part of the process.

NARRATOR: Greed won over hunger in the food competition.

JULIE CHEN: One of your fellow houseguests

will be receiving $,.

The entire house will be eating nothing

but peanut butter and jelly.

They better not find out it's me,

or this could cost me the game.

NARRATOR: And the battle lines were drawn.

Whoever it was, you sold yourself short.

And it wasn't me, because there

was a higher price than that.

Yes, there was a higher price than that.

NARRATOR: Bunky confessed to selling out.

Hardy sold out at $,, OK?

I sold out at $,.

Bunky give me a hug. Come on now.

This is--

Sorry.

NARRATOR: New alliances were forged and old trusts renewed.

NARRATOR: As their numbers decreased,

the desire to become head of household increased.

If I don't win it, I'm out on the street.

NARRATOR: It came to a showdown between Hardy and Bunky.

I've never been a part of an instant replay!

NARRATOR: In the end, Hardy was on his way to his third reign

as head of household.

The final results are in.

Hardy is the new head of household.

NARRATOR: With nominations looming,

will Hardy keep his promise to get rid of the last remaining

member of Chilltown?

Or will he turn on his former allies?

It would confirm something that I've been

trying to tell you for a while.

That Hardy's a sellout?

NARRATOR: Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[music - theme, "big brother"]

Well, I lost the head of household competition.

Hardy won that.

I gave a good fight.

I put up a good fight.

And now I think I'm going to get nominated.

Man, you had a great streak going, Bunky.

Two luxuries in a row, America's choice, in the finals of HoH.

I mean, that was was amazing for me.

I wanted to win.

And I needed to win.

It was fair and square, and it was anybody's.

I wanted to win because I have not won an HoH contest.

I needed to win, because as everybody else knows by now,

you have a lot of power when you have HoH.

Maybe next time.

Maybe next time.

If you look historically at trends

that have occurred throughout this house,

I'm in a lot of trouble.

Hardy's been head of household twice previously.

Both times I was nominated.

I suspect I'll be nominated again.

Only two more of them, only two more, me and you.

Two more.

I'm elated.

I mean, we are so on track.

Now I just have to make sure that I win HoH next week

and hold up my end of the bargain.

Well, Hardy, you broke my streak, man.

What?

I won three in a row.

I almost won four in a row.

Sorry to bring it to an end.

I'm sorry to bring it all to an end, Bunky.

Don't say that!

So I just tell myself that, for whatever reason,

it just wasn't meant to be.

And I've said it before, I feel like Mighty Mouse

going up against Superman.

Hardy is Superman.

Being the head of household obviously has

many different aspects to it.

One of the greatest aspects is that you

get your own room with maid service and laundry service.

You get your own refrigerator stocked full of goodies.

The downside of it is obviously being

presented with the prospect of having to nominate people

and especially at this level.

There's only one month left in the game, only four weeks.

Shannon, I nominated you.

And why I nominated you--

nothing really personal.

On my first head of household that I won,

I had nominated Will and Shannon.

Afterwards, Shannon felt that it was a personal attack.

Wow, that was probably about the cowardliest thing

I've ever seen in my entire life.

Throughout the week, she had some things,

for example, like, taking my toothbrush

and cleaning the toilet with it.

She decided that, you know, she was going to be difficult

and make it hard on me.

And she did a pretty good job.

The second nomination, I had nominated Kent and Will.

And It was difficult for me.

Because I do like Kent.

I didn't like his actions at the time.

No!

You don't talk to me unless I want to talk to you.

No, I'll talk to you right now.

No, you won't!

I don't have to listen to any of your [muted],, because you lie!

- Was it true? - You're a liar!

- Did you ask me-- - You're a liar!

It's one of the most difficult decisions, absolutely.

It's because there are five people left.

And more importantly, it's because there's five people

that I enjoy being around.

Obviously, starting with Nicole.

I'm not going to nominate her.

Obviously, I see her and I as the last two in the game.

So that's a given.

I'm never going to cross her. I'm never going to nominate her.

And I'm never going to stab her in the back.

Bunky has been coming on very, very

strong the last week, week and a half, surprisingly strong.

Bunky!

Whee!

He won the luxury challenge.

He's won, if you can call it winning, the food challenge.

And he came really, really close in the head

of the household competition.

He's impressed me.

And I definitely take him as a serious threat.

Monica is basically laying back in the cut, as we say.

She's keeping a low profile.

Just being herself, you know.

If it's Monica and I in the final two,

then some things have gone horribly wrong with my plan.

No!

[splash]

Will is a character.

He's almost like a joker, like a court jester.

I think he's funny as hell.

He's great to be around.

He is somewhat of a threat.

[screaming]

[water rushing]

So it's kind of a toss up, you know.

It's who you see as a threat versus who

you like hanging out with.

And there's not anyone here anymore that I

have a strong disliking for.

So the choices are much less obvious.

After you know his personality a little bit,

Will seems very much more attractive sometimes.

But that hair is just horrible.

Does it look that bad?

I love Will's hair.

He has beautiful, thick hair.

And I'm obviously very envious of that.

- Thank you, Bunky. - You're welcome.

It looks great.

A big debate has broken out in the house

as to whether or not I should cut my hair.

It's just-- it's some scary hair.

I can actually see my hair getting bigger every day.

There's Will when he wakes up in the morning.

And then some days, he'll just pull it all out.

Will's hair seems to be having more fun in here than Will.

And then, he'll slick it back, which doesn't look good

because his hair is too thick.

So it looks like John Travolta-esque.

Is it weird having a boyfriend whose hair is a lot more

beautiful than yours?

I'd like to be a doctor on something.

And I'd like to have my own line of hair care products.

Oh, I really felt that my hair was becoming enormous.

I approached Nicole and ran the idea by her,

and she said she'd be willing to cut it.

Are you ready?

Sure you want to do this, right?

I was sitting in a chair, and I could hear Nicole sharpening

the scissors behind me.

I didn't know if she was going to start cutting the hair

or just stick them directly in my neck.

Nicole, as far as I know, never had any official training

at cutting hair.

And I was surprised that Will would

put his head in Nicole's hands.

Oh, yep.

God.

Look at all that hair.

And now that it's cut, I can't even believe

that that's the same guy.

She did a great job.

He looks like a whole different person with a haircut.

Yeah.

Man, I like my haircut so much, I wish I was on a TV show

so everyone could see it.

Wanna play one last game, or no?

Mhm.

You guys can.

I'm going to hopefully go to bed before too long.

Are you tired at all?

Yeah, I am starting to go down.

Dude, this whitening tape's pretty phat, huh?

You gonna give me some massagey?

I'm going to try.

I'm going to drink my tea.

Huh?

I'm going to try.

Let me drink my tea and see.

That tea's decaffeinated or not?

Green tea? I'm not sure.

You really should avoid it, if it's not--

if you want to sleep.

Good work tonight, William.

What do you mean?

Entertaining Hardy.

I have a really good time with you and Hardy, you know?

I mean, the last three people are going

to be here the whole time.

The chance of me winning the show is zero.

So I certainly would like to be here the last three weeks.

Chance of me winning HoH, right next to zero.

Who are we kidding?

I'm the weakest player in the house.

And I know he's close to Bunky.

Huh?

I know he's close to Bunky.

If he proposes me and Bunky, will you be able to save me?

It will be you and him only, because Monica

will vote me out.

Nicole and I are on very good terms.

I'm hoping that she could give me

a little support in the event that I'm nominated.

That's bad.

It's just bad, me voting to evict Bunky.

That's bad.

Well, God, don't send me home!

It's very hard for me to see that will

might go up for nomination.

Although I want to absolutely rip his head off about half

the time, he's a good friend.

Certainly, you can't vote me out at this point.

No, but it's very, very, very difficult

for me to vote Bunky out, too.

Someone's got to be voted out every week.

Yeah, thank you.

I didn't realize that.

Well, have him put Monica and Bunky out.

I can't-- I can't have Hardy do anything.

I can suggest things to Hardy but I

certainly can't make him--

No, but suggest that.

[laughs] Just be, like, I'm too tired.

I mean, you are actually exhausted.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I know.

You're going to give me back rub.

Well, I will. Well, listen, though.

I mean, also I'm the weakest person in the house.

Who are we kidding?

You know, William, I really like you a lot

but if you keep using the same argument over and over

that I've heard for the last five weeks

or however long we've been here--

The argument I'm using over and over?

The only real threat that I feel-- this sounds strange--

but Hardy--

if Hardy isn't being true to me, I mean, I might not pull my key

out of the box on Friday.

My new haircut makes you love me that much more.

Really?

You're certainly out the door if you keep on with that one.

You're not, like, stressing as bad as the other nominations

with this, are you?

- Yeah. - Do you want any?

I want it.

This is tough.

Why?

My brain is like racing.

Who's going to do what if they stay?

Who's going to vote for who?

Are they going to try to break us up if we don't win.

You know what I mean?

They'd be stupid not to.

Because if you and I stay in, that's in the final three,

that's two against one.

And win three HoH's whether you threw it or not,

I mean, that says something, you know?

I'm a target.

Hardy and I have talked about who

will be put up for nomination and who will be sent out.

Because obviously, he posts who get who gets

nominated, and I am one of the two votes.

If it goes into a tiebreaker vote, he's the swing.

It's going to be tough without Will

around here, because I'll vote him out.

I've got no problem with it.

I can't imagine me and you sitting here with those two.

That's all.

There's a lot of people that are

on that wall that will be pissed at me

if I don't get him out of here.

Will?

Because of Bunky, we had to eat peanut

butter and jelly for four days.

On the fifth day, we'd be allowed to eat at : AM.

We're getting close to five o'clock though.

Oh, yeah.

"Big Brother" did say that we could

have our food at midnight.

Well, it's not now, is it?

Eight, we were excited about our fast food

that we had chosen.

I can almost hear them cooking my nuggets

at Wendy's right now.

How do you feel?

I've been trying not to think about it so much today.

What do we do for the next three hours?

You see that?

They are very creative.

They were pretty good.

But you know, how much can you eat of that every single day.

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

Yes, I would.

If I'm not up when the food comes, wake my a*s up.

Listen, I'll eat mine off of Bunky's hairy a*s.

I don't care.

[laughter]

When it comes, I'm going to yank it open,

and I'm going to throw it to the person standing here.

Someone said there was two minutes

until we were going to eat.

So if I started a second count down,

much like New Year's--

, , ,

HOUSEGUESTS [TOGETHER]: , , , , , --

And I kind of joined them around the second mark.

HOUSEGUESTS [TOGETHER]: , , !

And we were counting down like it was New Year's.

HOUSEGUESTS [TOGETHER]: !

Listen, !

!

And I think I said sh.

Open!

And we got silent.

Click.

HOUSEGUESTS [TOGETHER]: Yeah!

And we grabbed it, and we started

screaming and hollering.

It was like Christmastime or something.

[rattling]

Ooh!

That looks fun.

For part one of the food competition,

Hardy brought out a velvet bag, and it

had some building blocks in it.

Can you get your arm off the table, please?

Thank you.

You have to build a tower and then you try to remove a block

and keep building the tower higher and higher

and higher and higher.

We decided that we needed to come up

with some sort of strategy that works more

in an architectural sort of way. - Take any of these.

You could take--

Excuse me, can I do this, please.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

I'm just going to take the ones

that you guys tell me to take and not

take the ones that you don't.

Ooh!

Shut up.

Sometimes you can't tell.

Sometimes you can.

Ah!

[laughter]

I extrapolated that we were going

to have a food challenge that was very similar to that game,

maybe on a larger level.

That's exactly what it was.

We woke up this morning, and there was a bunch

of blocks in the backyard.

For this week's food competition,

"Big Brother's" giving us the opportunity to

build our very own diet.

As the head of the household, obviously, I can't compete.

Our normal food list has been divided into three categories--

fats, carbs, and proteins.

To begin this competition, we must build a giant tower using

each of these large blocks.

Each story of the tower must contain three blocks--

one protein, one fat, and one carbohydrate.

Next, we each take a turn pulling

a block from the body of the tower

and gingerly placing it on top.

We had to take these blocks, stack them in groups of three

on top of each other.

Once we had created a tower, we could

remove any number of blocks we wanted to stack

the tower higher and higher.

The higher it got, the more food we received.

When the tower tumbles, the game is over,

and we will not receive any additional food

items from these categories.

But if they don't win the food, then I don't get to eat myself.

Who's ready to go to work on this diet?

[cheering]

Is that what we're doing?

- Let's get all the boxes. - And put them where?

- Let's move on. - Terrible.

Let's just get some--

I'm so close.

Nicole took the lead in building the tower.

The initial building, we can all build.

Yeah, but pulling these one at a time.

The mood of the house during the food competition

was not good.

Everybody was really, really snippy.

You guys, some things we need to do

is plan and look at the list.

What do you want more of?

Do you want more fats, like cookies, cake, ice cream,

nuts, candy, and whipped cream?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just say it.

We want more proteins and carbs.

[laughing]

All right, Bunky.

Why don't you go outside-- well, why don't you go inside

and play and go [muted] off.

Woo.

I'm having a hard time with Hardy and his attitude.

Those two levels are awesome.

Good. All right.

We don't have any fats.

Let's have one fat in the middle.

This protein is tiny.

Look at it.

It's not even touching. - You're right.

All right. Bunky--

Let's pull this protein and put in a new protein.

We had to make sure that, as we were putting the three in,

that we put in mostly carbs and proteins

in the center structures where we wanted to be able to pull.

Because we want more carbs and proteins than we

do fats, obviously.

But that fat must be a really small fat.

Well, let's just leave it.

We'll move on.

I always got up on a ladder to tell them how they were doing

from the top of the tower.

All right.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Damn.

How the hell are we going to make this taller?

It's OK. We're going to--

I don't know how.

That's a good question.

Do we have plenty of carbs in the middle down there?

- Yeah. - One, two, three--

- OK. - Yeah.

So be careful. The whole tower--

Let's pull that on the outside.

Guys, remember, every block that we

pull out, we get that much--

OK, like, if we pull out a protein and we put it on top,

we get an extra protein.

Wow.

[clapping]

We're completing the tower.

We've got one item from each list.

We built the initial structure.

Then we started the pulling of them.

We don't know how many of these we're going to get.

So before he writes it on the board, let's really think.

That could be the last carb that we get.

That could be the last protein that we get.

And make sure that's really what we want.

Yeah, but we don't have to eat PB&J. That's the bottom line.

That's just rude and mean.

And that bothers me.

Who wants to go first, y'all?

Why don't you just make it in alphabetical order?

- It's all good in the hood. - Make it easy.

- All right. - Going to do it, Bunky.

- We're gonna help you. - Middle one.

[inaudible]

So you're going to try to pull the very

bottom one, this bottom one.

Which is a protein.

I say we get--

Let's all look and make sure it's cool.

It's really heavy.

You see me pulling?

There was a lot of pressure pulling out the tiles, at least

for me.

Because just remember, last week with the food competition,

I won $,.

And they won't let me forget that.

I said, I physically can't do that.

You actually could.

But you just didn't think you could.

Give birth to that protein, Bunky.

Have the protein baby.

[applause]

Good job.

[inaudible].

Yeah, yeah. Now you've got to put it up top.

I'm not moving the ladder. OK?

OK.

No, I'd suggested a guy.

No offense.

Why?

Because if you hit that thing, you'll knock it over.

And it's weird, too--

It's weird to--

it's just weird.

He's just a disrespectful person,

and he doesn't realize it.

How am I doing?

You're doing good.

Doing good.

You're on the edge over here.

- How does that look? - Good job.

Beautiful. - All right.

[clapping]

The protein that we've added is veggie burgers in light of--

Thank you.

--the nutritional needs of our cook.

- All right, Monya. - Yeah.

OK. Here--

Well, see, what I'm trying to do--

- On this side? - Here, I got it.

This is very nerve wracking.

Yes.

Real slow.

Take your time.

Just pull it straight out.

This is going to be a clincher, careful.

There you go!

Nice work, woman!

[clapping]

Beautiful.

Now you get to climb to the top!

Good job, Monica.

I've got to go up this ladder.

Now this is a big challenge here.

I am afraid of heights.

But at this time, it was not the time to be afraid.

This was a time to take the challenge.

I cannot do it.

I mean, I cannot do it.

It's a little difficult.

Then, when I climbed up that ladder, no lie,

I thought I was going to bust out in tears.

The feeling was, like, stuck in a thunderstorm

or stuck in a rainstorm without an umbrella

and trying to get home.

But you can't get home fast enough.

Or you have to go to the bathroom so bad,

and you can't make it.

And as soon as you open a door, it's too late.

Good, Monya.

Add a carb to the list.

Very nice.

[clapping]

Get ready to add a protein.

Nice.

Good work! - All right, girl.

Wow, Nicole.

That was fast!

We got done with the first round.

- All right! - Nice.

Good, good, good. [clapping]

[inaudible] carbs.

[laughing]

And in round two, everybody really, really bucked up.

Say something, like slow or stopped.

I like it when we work as a team.

I just feel cool about that.

I don't necessarily like the people here,

but you know, I'm doing the best I can to integrate

myself into their group.

This one is going to be a little difficult, y'all.

Just take your time. You'll be OK.

Hardy got behind me.

Nicole got behind me.

And I felt comfortable, 'cause it was true.

If I was going to fall, we were all going to fall.

And I felt, you know, that was a safety net for me.

I thought everyone would have a lot of confidence in me

as far as this game was concerned.

And when other people are relying on me,

I can step up to the challenge.

Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, guys.

Nice!

So it was a really good team effort,

and we were able to remove every single one

of the center blocks.

This has to be the last one.

There's no other one we can pull.

We could try.

We could try something.

Like what?

I don't know.

I feel like I conquered my fear of heights.

- I heard you can. - I got you.

All the way in, all the way in, all the way in.

Good job.

And then take your hands off, and we win.

No, push it in farther. You got to push it in farther.

Don't push it. Careful, careful.

- Push, push. - There you go.

That's it right there.

That's it!

Like, let go.

[cheering]

Yay!

We got a carb!

Yay! [music - theme, "big brother"]

Yeah!

Woo hoo!

[tower crashing]

Yeah!

Y'all, we need a group hug.

Yeah.

Woo!

[cheering]

How proud are you of me today?

That was good.

Woo!

Oh!

[music - theme, "big brother"]

You can do two more.

Yeah, the backyard has become "Big Brother's" backyard gym.

We're all focused on getting in better shape.

We opened the storage room in hopes of receiving some food.

And to our chagrin, we received a scale as well.

And people's weight has changed greatly.

What the?

?

That means I gained pounds.

Yeah, you just ate four pounds' worth of food.

.

That's about right.

I'm just so happy about all the weight I lost.

Just that my pants won't be booty huggers anymore.

Right on, dude.

.

Excellent.

.

pounds.

For a Bunky, he's jacked.

He has little pecs now, too.

[laughs]

Read it.

I'd say --

no, millimeters.

You sure?

Get down there.

Dude!

Give me an accurate [inaudible].

I'm looking at it!

Hardy didn't really care about the scale too much.

There was a fatometer in there that you

can check how fat you are.

But it said that Hardy was, like, % fat.

I think that he is getting fatter.

What do I know?

That's an , .

Here, Bunky.

You read it.

A lot of people have felt that that was

inaccurate, including myself.

For that thing to tell me I'm now at % body fat, I think,

is ridiculous. - All right.

Everyone needs to get [muted] out of here

so I can weigh myself.

Oh, my god.

My workout's long now, you know.

?

I've gained four pounds.

Really?

When Nicole got on the scales and it

said she gained four pounds, Hardy and Bunky

told her it was muscle.

Just for my own sanity, definitely muscle

is what I've gained, right?

What?

It's fat!

I've been working out every day.

It's got to be muscle.

It's fat.

PS, you're getting fat.

I've been working out really hard.

But I'm not going to live and let it rule my life.

She then responded by running around the backyard in circles.

I'm happy with my progress, and I'm looking forward

to losing even more fat.

And I'm looking forward to gaining more muscle

and getting more jacked.

Bunky is very nervous about nominations.

He's never been nominated before.

He keeps going through all the stages of grieving.

You know, he's in denial.

He's in anger.

He's in bargaining.

Eventually, he's going to get to acceptance,

and he's going to realize that he will be nominated.

Hey, Will.

No, I'm looking for that [inaudible]..

Yeah, dude.

Oh, I'm sorry, Bunky.

Please, go ahead.

I'm looking for that piece.

I'm going to take a shower.

Ow.

I really think that this is my week to be nominated.

And I try not to have anxiety attacks about it.

But my stomach gets in knots.

It's in knots right now, thinking about it.

But I just-- I can't imagine what else Hardy would do?

So I'm thinking that Will and I are going to get nominated.

Hopefully, it'll be Will that goes and not me,

and then I'll take it from there.

You don't think you'll get nominated, do you?

Anything's possible, darling.

I think Bunky is going to really start kissing

a lot of butt in the house.

I think he's going to start kissing up to people.

He's going to start blowing a lot of smoke.

You know, he's going to start making little treats,

making little pastries.

And you're going to see a different Bunky

in the next hours.

Enjoy everyday.

Have fun.

Have fun.

Enjoy everyday.

It's only a game.

Make sure you have fun.

Don't beat yourself up.

Have a good time.

I didn't do chest on Friday.

Why is that a problem?

Just think how long it's been since I've done chest.

You can't do push ups?

I'm just saying, look how long?

The problem is I went so long--

SPOT!

I'm here.

--but how long I went without doing--

trained dog.

Hey, fellows, can we pick bars?

We're getting four each.

As far as I can tell, Hardy is turning to the dark side.

He dyed his hair black.

He's got these bags under his eyes.

And now he's smoking cigarettes.

I'm desperate for protein.

I don't have anything to work with here.

Deal with him, and then I'll--

No, no, no, no, no, deal with me now.

Some people are turning a little more good.

Some people are turning a little more evil.

How about I give you all of these for a pack?

Oh, my god!

- What? - I only have one.

- How could you turn that down? - Relax.

How could you turn that down?

OK, one bar per cigarette.

No!

All this for a cigarette?

No, one bar per cigarette.

I'm not giving you one bar for one cigarette!

You're [muted] crazy.

All right.

How about this?

For every grams of protein, I get one cigarette.

Ooh, that's pretty reasonable.

No, I want a bar per cigarette.

I got one pack left.

Some of those protein bars are .

That's not going to do anything for you

unless you deal with me.

I'm dealing with you.

No, you're not.

You're not dealing with me.

You guys said I need to learn negotiation skills.

I'm trying to learn.

He was looking at me with that little--

you know, I was, like, all right.

He's running a hard bargain.

He was, in essence, yelling at Bunky.

He feels that Bunky didn't really

didn't give him a good deal.

Bunky feels as though his deal was adequate.

Do you think it's easy to push his buttons?

It's fun to play with him, too.

One strawberry cheesecake protein bar for two cigarettes.

It's a very, very sensitive time in the "Big Brother" house,

I might add.

Very, very sensitive time in the "Big Brother" house.

I don't think I need to see insinuate what I mean.

Why don't you just say it?

I don't have to say it.

I would like to give you this strawberry cheesecake

protein bar for two cigarettes.

Will you accept the deal or not?

So I'm going to be surprised tomorrow if I'm nominated?

With strawberry cheesecake--

[laughing] Probably won't be surprised if I'm nominated?

Me too.

No.

He's trying to make an offer to Hardy

that's not a very good offer.

And doing this the day before nominations

doesn't really help Bunky.

Not very smart.

Yep.

OK.

Let's just say if I were you, I would have taken the deal.

Why?

Why?

Because if I didn't take the deal,

that means I'm going to get nominated?

That has nothing to do with it.

Then what do you think?

I was trying to help you choose a healthy lifestyle.

I didn't ask for your help, Bunky.

You don't have to ask for my help.

I can choose things on my own.

But I care about you.

That just wasn't a smart maneuver on your part.

That's all.

Maybe it's not really the protein bars that I want.

Where did Bunky's backbone come from?

I don't know.

He used to be a quivering jellyfish.

Now all of a sudden he's Jack.

He's the new big g*y guy on campus.

Yeah.

I mean, he's really throwing his weight around here.

No deal.

It's still pending. [basketball thuds on pavement]

What happened?

I'm proud of Bunky standing up for himself right now.

You have to have some kind of integrity, man.

You can't let people chop you down.

Because Hardy chops you down if you let him.

He's upset because I have one pack of cigarettes,

one pack of cigarettes left.

I don't need to kiss anybody's butt anymore.

So now I'm really bargaining.

Because once they're gone, they're gone.

You know?

I don't have any bargaining tools.

So now I'm trying to get the most out of it.

For once, Bunky didn't feel threatened by Hardy.

I don't need to take all this crap that I've

been taking from people.

And I'm just going to start telling people what I think.

His personality has really changed in the last week.

It's kind of odd.

But that's another bargaining tool.

If I could sleep in that HoH bed--

Oh, my god.

I think you're pushing it too far.

Forget it.

[laughs]

I don't care if this causes me a nomination or not, you know?

But I'm tired of it.

It's probably not very good to have

done what he did last night.

Hardy is looking at things from a strategic point

of view, which is good.

I mean, that's really what needs to happen.

However, I'm still looking at things

from a loyalty perspective and an emotional perspective.

Bunky's probably a bigger threat than Wills.

But they're both a threat.

So would you have a clear conscience voting Will out?

Well, yeah.

I'd have a much clearer conscience throwing

Will out than I would Bunky.

It has nothing to do with personal feelings for anybody.

I mean, I love Bunky.

He's a great guy.

He's funny.

He's fun.

He's sensitive.

He's taught me a lot about myself.

But at the same point in time, he

shouldn't win the half million.

It would be easier to me to nominate Bunky and Monica.

Why would it make a difference to you if I put both of them?

Because then I could vote Monica

and you could be the tiebreaker.

I'm still going to be the tiebreaker.

Right.

But I have a clearer conscience putting up Monica

than I do Bunky.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

Because Monica is more of a threat, or Bunky is?

I'll do whatever you want me to do, Hardy.

I told you that.

I just want you to tell me that you're want to win.

That's all I want to hear. - I do want to win.

And I will do whatever you want me to do.

If you want Bunky to leave, then I'll vote Bunky out.

I don't want anyone to leave.

I'm trying to eliminate threats.

I understand that.

The most viable threat right now as I see it is Bunky.

That's fine.

As long as both of us don't get posted next week,

we're golden.

Because the other person will save each other.

Hopefully, if he doesn't turn on me.

Any one of these people, if they could, would knock us out.

Believe me, I know it.

And it's simply a logical matter of who can do it first.

I've got an announcement.

houseguests, you're officially invited to a going away party.

The guest of honor is something near

and dear to all your hearts, the blue bedroom.

[mimics crying]

Oh, no!

In a few hours, "Big Brother" is going to close

this door forever as a bedroom.

But before we do, you will be provided

with coveralls, brushes, and paint,

and the opportunity to leave your mark!

[cheering]

[plastic rustling]

Big Bro ?

Yeah.

I decided to do my version of the "Big Brother " logo.

Bunky did a masterpiece.

Whoa!

You like?

Hardy made a sun.

And Hardy slept here alone again with an arrow by his bed.

It is kind of sad, though.

I mean, that was where me and Hardy first started out,

you know, and here we are, closing it down.

I painted a couple of things on the wall.

I painted a trampoline.

I really wanted to thank America for giving it to me.

And I was really impressed with Will's.

He painted this pig.

Although it looks like Satan pig.

But he painted Ophelia.

I mean, you're going to give her two black nostrils, right?

Can I pay my pig, please.

You go paint your g*y thing.

I'll paint mine.

Honestly, especially Nicole, I think she did a really

good job with her diner.

Monica-- she wanted to do a PBJ.

I think she did a great job with that.

The room started looking really

good and really interesting.

And everybody's personalities were coming out.

And it was fun, and I wanted to do that.

So I loved that.

That was great.

The red pepper and the green pepper live in peace.

The lemons and the limes, they live in peace.

Why can't the onions be together?

I agree to keep cucumber away from the other stuff.

I'm not saying to go there yet.

As soon as Hardy won HoH, that night Will

really turned on the charm.

And he really started amusing Hardy.

And I mean to tell you, that night Hardy laughed harder

than I've ever seen him laugh.

I swear to God, man, stop.

Because you're making me [muted] hurt.

My stomach actually hurts now.

The only thing that I like about Hardy

is that he thinks I'm funny.

He really does.

He genuinely thinks I'm a funny individual.

And you know what?

He's right.

I'm a very funny individual, and I take a lot of pride in that.

Will that help me for nominations?

No.

Will it help me for eviction?

It might.

We'll have to wait and see.

I like my meat like I like my women.

Mm-K.

What, rare?

Oh!

[laughter]

- That was good. - You know there's a nomination.

Get it in while you can.

There's a nomination threat coming up with that one.

I'm comfortable knowing that I'm going to get nominated.

My strategy at this point is to do

what I've been doing all along, which is have a good time.

I think I'm portraying that to the other houseguests.

Dude, what would "Big Brother" do if we just became--

we just decided we weren't going to be ourselves?

And you're going to be Phillip for now.

Oh, my god.

That would be a good idea.

From now on, we just became new people.

I don't know whose key didn't come out of that thing,

but my name is Lourdes.

[laughter]

I'm all about Will being in here until the end,

as long as he gets third place and Hardy

and I get first and second.

Come try it.

You want to try it one time?

No.

- Is this driving you crazy? - Yes.

Can I just got a little more?

Sure.

[drumming]

Ow!

Hit my foot.

[laughs]

I think he's a fun guy.

You know, I think he's demented.

You know, he definitely helps pass the time quickly here.

He makes it interesting.

And I laugh a lot when he's around.

And you know, if you're going to be in here for another month,

would you rather be in here with somebody that

is fun to hang out with and makes it interesting,

or would you rather leave a person

in here that's definitely without any doubt a threat?

It's a tough choice.

Hardy and I are going to reenact a scene from Titanic.

[laughter]

I want you to imagine that we're

in a very large soundstage.

And this is that last piece of wood.

He's playing Kate Winslet.

[laughter]

No.

The blue emerald!

[laughter]

I basically have a power of with Nicole.

And we've discussed everything.

And we kind of rationalized everything

to make sure that it's clear in our heads how we want to go.

What did you think when you talked to Will?

I think, for some ungodly reason which I can't even fathom,

I don't want HoH.

I mean, obviously, it would be him that would win it.

I really think that we make a deal with him.

Just say, if you make this promise,

you need to stick to it.

Otherwise, if I don't feel like you're going to stick to it,

you're going to be gone.

If he makes a deal, we're going to let him stay.

If he screws with me or screws with Nicole or what have you,

then we can make sure that he goes home.

Hey, I wanted to ask you some questions.

Please.

I know you don't--

well, let me ask you.

Do you want to go home this week?

Absolutely not.

I'd really like to stay, actually.

[dishes rattling, water pouring]

I already talked with Nicole, obviously.

And if you give me your word that if you win HoH

that you won't nominate both Nicole and I,

we'll keep you here for another week.

All right.

Or we'll keep you here, whatever.

I've promised Hardy and Nicole that I

wouldn't nominate them both.

I clearly would nominate them both.

I would stab them both in the back

and leave them to bleed, you know, on the kitchen floor.

And I wouldn't even clean it up.

And if I did, I'd use a dirty towel

and leave it on the bathroom floor.

You know what I'm saying?

Another week with the possibility

of us being the final three?

Correct.

And if I win next week--

With the distinct possibility of us being the final three.

If I win next week, I'll put up you and Monica,

and Nicole will send Monica home?

Correct.

Done.

Hardy made a deal with me, and he is too dumb

to even realize what happened.

As everyone knows, I will make any deal I can to stay alive.

So I shook his hand and looked him right in the eye

and said you have a deal.

So Bunky, don't take getting nominated

too hard if you get nominated.

It's really not a big deal.

I get nominated all the time.

Thank you.

I was-- I mean, I honestly don't know which two or three

of us it's going to be.

If you help me through it mentally,

I'll help you through it.

Sure.

So we hide our keys.

Oh, yeah.

You want to do that?

Yeah, go ahead.

Just a second.

We were going to hide our keys.

I wouldn't do that.

I don't know where my key is, man.

[laughter]

The nomination ritual, obviously,

is one of the greatest responsibilities

in the "Big Brother " household,

and something I take very seriously.

It'll may be a few more minutes.

I've got to go brush my teeth.

Nomination day is really weird in the "Big Brother" house.

Your heart rate seems to go twice as fast.

And you get more and more nervous.

As head of household, my duty right

now is to prepare the nomination box for the nomination

ritual for eviction.

And what I'm going to do is go to the memory wall,

grab all the keys off the memory wall.

I'm going to place the keys of those houseguests who

are safe from nomination this week into the box.

And place the remaining two keys of the people

being nominated into a red bag.

It's time, guys.

Aw.

It's show time.

Right now?

We got two more.

[humming]

Yeah [inaudible].

Good luck.

You, too.

Good luck.

I'll just be like this.

Because I know your hands are freezing.

Good luck, Bunky.

Thanks, man.

Same to you.

Hello.

[inaudible]

That's real appropriate, sorry.

All right, guys.

This is the part that I'm the best at.

That's a joke.

Nomination ritual-- just, guys, please do keep

in mind that this is a game.

And this nomination was obviously harder

than many others, because I feel very close to each

and every one of you guys.

But again, the one thing that I had to do

was kind of remove my emotions from the equation

and try to be logical.

And I made my decisions based on that.

So I hope you guys understand.

I definitely love all you guys.

And I'll go from there.

All right.

Nicole, you are safe.

Monica, you are safe.

OK, guys.

I'm not going to get all weird on this one.

I'm pretty calm and complacent.

Will, I nominated you because not

nominating you would be like Christmas without presents.

And--

Kind of like cornflakes without the milk.

Exactly.

I think you're a great guy, man.

I really had a fantastic time getting to know

you this past several weeks.

And definitely find a lot of commonality between you and I.

But again, you know, you're a risk and a potential person

who could end this game in a way other

than the way I foresee it.

So that's why I've nominated you--

I understand.

--yet again.

And Bunky, my boy.

You, my man, have had a phenomenal week and a half.

More so than anyone else, you've come leaps and bounds

farther than anyone in my mind.

You've impressed me with what you've done with yourself

the past eight, nine weeks.

I look up to you.

I admire you.

I find inspiration in you.

And unfortunately, your phenomenal week and a half

has also made you stick out like a sore thumb

as the most obvious threat to ending

the game how I foresee it.

And this doesn't change the way--

damn suntan lotions-- this doesn't change the way that I

feel about you as a person.

I consider you my friend.

But again, you know, it was very hard for me.

I had to remove my emotions from the equation.

And just take the most obvious threats,

and you're definitely one of them.

So I hope you understand.

Yep.

OK?

All right.

Aw, hell.

It's OK.

He has no power.

He has no anything, you know?

He's just a scared little boy with his freaky black

hair and his puffed up chest.

The Hardy tower will crumble eventually.

I want to be around for that, because it will crumble.

Hardy has bullied around a lot of people.

So I can just say to myself, well,

I do get to come back and have the final say with my vote.

Yeah.

He's not going to win.

Even if he's the last two, he's not going-- we can't.

Well, yeah, that is true.

I mean--

That will be our last final say.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

He may evict us, but we'll have the final say.

Mhm.

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