02x15 - Episode 15

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother,"

Mike from Beverly Hills was the fourth house

guest to be evicted.

Mike left behind a heartfelt goodbye

to his former housemate, Krista.

Krista, you taught me what's important in life.

NARRATOR: Hardy became the Head of Household

for the second time--

Tee hee hee.

NARRATOR: --and immediately began plotting

with Nicole and Krista.

I've got some surprises up my sleeve

that'll drop the country's jaw.

NARRATOR: Leaving Monica to fend for herself.

I know everything that's going on.

I'm not being used.

NARRATOR: Bunky and Kent felt ostracized from the group,

leading Bunky to confront Hardy.

I felt like you were ganging up on me,

and I don't understand why.

Who's ganging up on you?

NARRATOR: Will distanced himself from his departed Chilltown

roommates and savored the demise of the once-strong top alliance

while attempting to win over Nicole.

So you think that I'm falling in love with you?

That's what I'm saying.

NARRATOR: After painful deliberation,

Hardy announced his nominees for eviction.

This, as you probably all know,

wasn't an easy thing for me to do.

Unfortunately, this past week, Kent,

I began to doubt some things about you.

NARRATOR: And was moved to tears.

Will, I wanted everyone that I felt

did people wrong from Chilltown to be evicted from the house.

NARRATOR: Can Will count on new alliances

to keep him in the house?

Or will Kent convince old friends to remain loyal?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

I just didn't want you to assume that I said

what I said for television.

I said what I said because I meant it.

Well, I appreciate that.

I mean, everybody's going to walk out of here but one.

All right, sir.

Don't sweat it, man.

Don't you worry about it. - Thank you.

I appreciate it.

He's positioning himself for when we all come back,

they'll all go, you know, Hardy cried.

That's why I did it.

I hope you understand.

Hardy's [inaudible].

He's a hard-hearted phony like the rest of 'em,

just trying to snag a half a million dollars.

Welcome back, my friends, to the freak show that never ends.

Will, you're the last--

you're the last remaining factor of Chilltown.

Well, I wasn't really surprised to be nominated.

I had anticipated it.

Hardy indicated to me that I probably would be nominated.

I think Will should feel somewhat safe, perhaps,

because of the actions that Kent's been taking,

and how people are reacting to what he's doing.

But he shouldn't feel entirely safe, because you never

know how people can be swayed.

It goes from day to day here in the Big Brother house.

It's a game, you know.

Someone's gotta leave every week.

Everyone has their reasons.

Everyone's leaving except for one person.

I guess it really bothered Hardy

that he had to nominate Kent.

He started bawling like a--

like a child.

[inaudible] the old man over there made me cry.

And maybe no one will notice, except for

million Americans.

Thanks, Will.

Hardy is not a bad guy.

I was emotional, because I felt for Hardy,

not because of the nomination.

Sorry.

That's not what it was about.

I like Kent, and I'm becoming to understand Will.

So I got it, and understood it.

So they'll know?

Say what?

When they ask you how you feel to be nominated.

I feel like [muted] to be nominated.

What's to say?

Will's not getting evicted.

It's basically a strategy that Hardy used to make sure

that Kent gets out the house, and

basically, we all assured that we

want Kent out the house also.

He probably thinks he's staying.

That man probably thinks he's staying.

I guess I thought it was going to be Will and Bunky nominated,

so I was surprised.

The only difference now with my relationship with Kent and Will

is that I will continue to be friends with Kent.

And actually, I feel sorry that he's nominated again.

I want to help make it enjoyable.

Right after the nominations, I talked to a series of people

about the voting.

I just want to know.

I've always lived up to my promise in the past,

and I've always asked the group or whatever.

And so I'm asking--

I'm going around asking everybody.

Do we have consensus?

Do you want me to vote for Kent or for Will?

I don't like to tell people how to vote.

So just feel your conscience.

OK.

Well, you kind of did in the past,

but you don't want to now. And that's totally cool.

I'm just doing everything the same that I've

always done in the past. - OK.

All right.

So then I went to Nicole, and she didn't want to talk to me.

And she basically said she hadn't decided.

So in your opinion, would you prefer that I

voted for Kent or for Will?

This is really a hard week for me.

I'm not sure which way I'm going,

so I think that everyone should just vote their conscience.

OK.

Vote my conscience.

OK.

Vote your conscience.

Interesting that she should use the exact same word

that Hardy used.

Hm.

Maybe they've had conversations behind my back.

I think so.

But they're denying it.

I knew that Hardy would nominate me,

because he's sort of taken top and broken off and spun off

and started his own little alliance.

The nominations went down exactly as we had

planned three or four days ago.

At this point, anything is possible.

If you want a group, and if we can put it together,

I don't know.

Me, you, Bunky, and Monica are still tight, I think.

I do have to tell you something, Daddy.

Oh.

What?

You have to understand this from my point of view.

It was strategy. - Sure.

It's a game.

I-- I threw Head of Household.

I'm sure you realize that.

You threw it?

For Hardy?

For me.

So listen, I would have been staying

in this house with three people telling me

they want you nominated, and me not nominating you,

and then I'd be [muted] the next week.

I had to throw Head of Household because I

couldn't nominate you.

Nicole told me tonight that she threw the Head of Household

competition purposely so that she

wouldn't have to nominate me.

Well then, you're in an alliance, obviously,

I don't know about, so.

No, I'm not.

They're saying they're pissed off about [muted]

that went on the other day.

And obviously, Krista's lost her mind about it.

That's what everyone was in my ear about.

Hardy told me today, Kent, subgroups are being formed.

And I knew he was doing that.

And he's taking Krista, because all he has to say

is, well, it's me against Kent, and Krista's going to say,

well, I want to be on your team.

As long as it's Will, Hardy, and Krista, I'm fine with it.

But if it's somebody else that I don't know about--

It's not. It's not.

But you have to understand, I was going

to have to stay in this house and not nominate you,

and then I would be screwed.

Please don't tell me it was somebody else that I think

died for us. - No, it's not.

OK. OK.

God, thank god.

Kent, of course, came to have a talk with me

when I was sitting in the living room by myself.

Anyway, so he was like, well, you're

still going to vote what you promised me,

and blah blah blah, because you stay true to your word,

blah blah blah.

He-- ah, man.

He's [muted] playing you.

So this is what it comes down to.

And don't you freak out.

This is just a thought, because quite honestly,

even if he broke his word, which I'm sure he did, with me--

would you just please let me finish?

Mm hm.

Monica is swearing on the holy damned Bible

that she's voting for him.

Krista's obviously voting for him.

So here's the thought.

If I voted for Will and you were the tiebreaker,

you'd get pissed, right?

- Yes. - OK.

All right. I won't.

OK. All right.

All I'm saying is look, if you vote for him to stay in,

you're giving him an opportunity--

OK, you're giving him an opportunity, again, to get

you out, and to get me out now.

Think about that.

Oh!

Blow up dolls.

Oh, it scared me.

Oh, it's on tonight.

All right, guys.

Luxury competition part one.

Big Brother would like each one of us

to select one of these figures and make it look as much

like yourself as possible.

Use your own clothes, wigs, jewelry, and accessories.

When you're done, simply arrange your alter egos

in the couches in the living room,

and then more will be revealed tomorrow.

She's gonna look like an African queen, Nubian princess.

And this guy is definitely g*y.

Well, you picked him.

I'm not sure what you have in mind for the mannequins,

but I know I want it to look as close to you

and your personality as possible,

and that's why I was changing the hair.

I don't like this chick.

She ain't sitting down.

I'm going to have to tape her to the couch.

And her head just busted.

Oh, girl!

You looking fly!

Oh, I'm pissed.

Do you notice any difference?

No.

I wish I was a boy.

That's hot.

I hate dolls.

I like trucks.

Luxury competition part two.

[cheering]

For tomorrow's luxury competition, each of us

will get to choose our own personal luxury.

[cheering]

Everyone should choose something worth up to $--

[cheering]

$!

--or $ worth of something.

A puppy!

Cigarettes!

We all must announce our personal luxury

choice just prior to the luxury competition tomorrow morning.

We had up to $ to use.

And because of that, I think everyone, you know,

really gave it some thought.

I want packs of cent gum.

Some expensive sunglasses.

It said $ worth of something.

I want some f*cking sunglasses.

[inaudible].

See, I already--

I already got that thing, so.

I'd like--

I'd like a pair of stilettos so I can

do a table dance for the guys.

I could get my hair done, but you can contact my people.

- I know. - I would do that.

[interposing voices]

I wonder if they'd put $ toward my cell bill.

I don't want anything but a puppy.

I don't want no damn dog.

Luxury competition, Rescue .

The Big Brother house is located dangerously close to the San

Andreas fault. In addition, California has been

experiencing rolling blackouts.

This competition will prepare us for the worst

case scenario, a total blackout right after the big one hits.

Two teams will compete.

The blues are paramedics, and the grays

are the CPR technicians.

[cheering]

Your team is to rescue six unconscious house guests.

It was girls against the boys.

We had to go blindfold into the house

and each collect a mannequin.

There-- there are three different types of mannequins,

and they're in three different spots.

Once a blindfolded player returns to the court,

he will remove his blindfold and hand it off, relay style,

to the next rescuer.

This will continue until three members from each team

have entered the house and rescued a victim.

The first team to retrieve all three victims

successfully will win.

Well, I think the fact that everyone

got to pick their own reward made this the best

luxury challenge yet.

Will, what are you playing for today?

I'm playing for flowers to be mailed to Shannon on my behalf.

Very nice.

Very nice.

I'm playing for flowers to be mailed to Boogie on my behalf.

Very nice.

I'm playing for $ worth of roses sent to my husband.

My wife's favorite perfume.

Hydroxycut vitamins.

Cigarettes on my behalf for staying in the Big

Brother house a few more weeks.

There you go.

You will have one minute to strategize

before the game begins.

All right.

Let's go. - All right.

Listen.

[interposing voices]

Keep in mind, it could be behind the sofas.

It could be anywhere.

Because the participants were going to be blindfolded,

safety was the key issue.

Guys, please, again, be very, very careful.

Be careful, y'all.

Very careful.

Total disregard to your body.

Do not be careful.

Run in and crush everything.

All right, Krista. Be careful.

[whistle] - Go!

Come on, Kent!

We had to run with the blindfolds

off from the basketball court into the house.

We have to each get a different mannequin, blow up doll,

or stuffed dummy.

You know where you are.

I can't see anything.

Come on.

Come on, Kent!

Straight to my voice!

Straight ahead Straight ahead!

Straight to my voice!

Straight to my voice!

You can run!

Nothing's in front of you!

Run! Run!

Run!

Nothing's in front of you!

To the right!

To the right! Right!

Right! Right!

Right! - Keep going!

Right! Right!

- Right! - Right!

- There you go! - Open up!

I think the women had a good game plan.

They didn't move too fast.

Come on, baby!

Come on!

There was a lot of rumbling around.

We were a little scared, but she made it out,

like, one step behind Bunky. - Come on!

Run! Run!

- Come on! - Woo!

[interposing voices]

I don't care about food.

I don't care about the music.

I don't care about a puppy.

This is the only competition I wanted to win.

You really think you know this house.

You know, you walk around all day long,

/ for over a month, you know?

You really have no idea, though.

Where the [muted] am I?

I heard him hit something to the right of me.

Damn it.

I think that he just took out the entire living room.

No, come on.

Listen to me!

Yay!

Yes!

Paramedics have won!

Listen, it's not that big of a deal.

It's really not.

Yeah, girl!

You done good, buttercup!

I let Kent and Bunky down.

I don't really care about that.

I let myself down.

But I let Shannon down.

Ah!

Oh!

Here are your luxury items.

Thank you, "Big Brother!"

I have a message for you.

Your flowers, because it was on the east coast,

are going to be delivered tomorrow.

I'd like the card to say--

OK.

I can't do this yet.

I'm sorry.

And your message will be delivered tomorrow.

Miss your arms around me.

Hope you're still proud.

You are my whole world.

All my love, Nicole.

And your message and your flowers

will be delivered this evening.

Boogie, guess who?

I won this luxury competition just for you.

[inaudible].

Congratulations, guys.

Wait, what was yours?

Missing you more than you realize.

P.S. Send Shannon flowers from Will.

He lost.

Well, you are about to see America's Choice question.

And, uh, roll it.

NARRATOR: The house guests would like an animal companion.

Oh!

NARRATOR: Which pet would you like the house guests

to take care of for one week?

[yelling]

Dog. Puppy.

Puppy. Puppy.

Puppy. Please!

- Oh, they don't-- - Aw, jeez!

They don't show the multiple choice.

What was the question again?

We get-- we get a pet for a week.

We're getting a puppy!

Well, they might've-- they put a horse or something.

They're not going to put a horse in here!

They're not going to put a horse.

For us to take care of for one week.

They're not going to put a horse in here.

Pot belly pig.

Could be.

No, a dog. It'll be a dog or a cat.

It's going to be-- it's going to be a dog.

And then we can give him a bath!

God bless y'all little souls.

With the hose and the tub.

We only take care of it a week?

A week.

Messing with me.

I gotta let y'all know right now,

I'm not into pets like that.

So if I don't--

You said you'd be real with a puppy.

I don't-- I don't know.

I have to cross that bridge. If it's a cat, I can't--

A little puppy comes in here, you'll be great.

OK. But if it's a cat, I'm done.

A lizard or something.

It's going to be a dog.

Y'all satisfied now?

I hope it's a tortoise.

It could be a bird that never stops shutting up.

A big boa would be cool.

Hey, no snakes, or I'm moving out.

[inaudible] and I were outside playing backgammon--

outside playing backgammon.

We're having a good time.

I'm keeping the militia over there.

I'm going to [muted] kick your a*s!

Shut up!

One, two, three, four, five, six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Are we being too loud?

Are you in-- is you in your room?

No. He's in--

He's in Chilltown. - No.

No. No.

I'm not getting smart.

OK.

So I didn't need for you to say no matter where I'm at.

I did not realize.

I thought everybody was in their rooms.

Well, there are people-- there's Will in his room.

[inaudible]

You don't have to explain it to me.

No problem. - And Hardy's in his.

But I'm just asking--

I can hear you, obviously, no matter where I'm sleeping.

OK. OK.

That's fine. - Could you please not yell?

That's all I'm asking.

Not a problem.

OK.

Thank you.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

Oh, you don't have to [muted] tell me.

All right.

That's why I asked you the other night

if he's been annoying you.

He's been saying [muted] like that all week,

and I've just been like [sighs].

That's about the fifth time.

I'm that way.

I can only [muted] take so much.

You know what I'm saying?

I let him ride that time.

And I'm looking at her, and she's looking at me.

I was just like--

I mean, basically, he told us to screw off and shut the hell up.

So that really pissed me off.

I don't know.

After him attacking me yesterday, I'm just like--

What you mean, him attacking you yesterday?

I-- I don't--

Do you want to get back to me on that,

or would you just rather not tell me

how you'd like for me to vote?

What are we doing? What are we doing?

I've always [inaudible] with team.

Would you guys tell me whatever you want to do, I'll do it,

I don't care.

Oh, he did it to me, too.

He did it to me, too.

Obviously, Daddy needs to go this week,

but Bunky's got to go the week after.

He has to.

He's driving me nuts.

He's nervous.

Bunky, I don't know.

He's kind of making a few people mad in the house.

So they're kind of leaning towards Bunky to go.

But I really don't care what they do.

That's not my issue right now.

My issue is getting Kent out. - All right.

You were the one that said it was me and you.

Here she comes.

I can't wait to get out of all this phony [muted]..

I'm ready to go.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Well--

I feel sorry for some of these people

when they get out of here, having

to face people on the outside.

I'm not worried about it.

She was pissed off.

Did you say something to her?

Mm mm.

I've taken control away from her.

- Ah. - Look it.

She's running right out there to 'em.

Bunky and Kent are sitting there talking about how--

I walk in there, and, of course, Kent goes,

I can't wait to get out of this place.

I'm ready to go.

These [muted] phony-a*s people.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

I mean, obviously he waited until I

came in to try to say that [muted]

in my [muted] face, you know.

It took everything I had--

I'm sick right now.

It took everything I had to make this sandwich

and walk out without saying anything.

Because if I would have said something,

it would have been on. - You did goo.

Didn't say nothing.

I mean, if you have [muted] something to say to me,

say it to me.

[muted]

I saved your [muted] a*s.

Ooh!

Yeah.

So [muted] I'm going to k*ll him.

Oh, I'm going to hurt him.

I'm going to hurt him.

You know?

You want to be [muted] to me, it's on.

Now I'm going to [muted].

Be an [muted] to me.

This'll be the longest [muted] week of your [muted] life.

These people-- Hardy and his harem--

apparently feel so guilty about evicting me next week that

they can't even look at me.

They can't have eye contract with me.

And they're treating me as an outcast.

And it's like, I haven't done anything to them.

Boom.

Is that Bunker?

Bunky, how you doing?

I'm doing great.

How are you guys doing?

Well, your energy seems a little distant [inaudible]..

Yeah.

[inaudible]

Thought I'd let you know.

I tell you everything else.

I'm not going to not-- going to not say it.

Well, I'll be-- can I be honest with you?

All of a sudden, I'm, like, being avoided,

and I can't figure out what have I done.

Stop and think.

Stop and think.

What you give is what you get back.

I am totally clueless, and it's embarrassing,

but what do I need to do--

what was I doing that I didn't realize that I was--

Yesterday, we're outside playing cards.

Right.

And you were like, [snaps] it doesn't matter where I was it.

Doesn't matter if I'm the living room [inaudible]..

Y'all making too much noise. OK.

So I had attitude.

[inaudible] did.

You're throwing some stuff out that's real not cute, baby.

So I'm just letting you know.

You told me to let you know, said you

walking around clueless.

I don't think you're as clueless as you say you are.

- Change in the house. - And you know that.

- Yeah, but I see a different-- - You want to--

--vibe between y'all.

- --step in? - What you mean?

And between me.

What happened?

Yeah, just come and talk and tell me

what you need me to do differently

and how I've upset you or offended

you, because I don't want to upset you

guys for the next four days.

Monica's basically put it on the table,

what he did to piss her off.

I won't be offended.

I'd rather that you just tell me when I offend you,

and then I'll do my best to modify my behavior.

You know what, Bunky?

I'm so [muted] mad right now.

If I say anything to you, I'll make you cry.

You may want to wait till I simmer down a couple of days.

OK.

OK?

Let her simmer down.

Yes.

All right then.

Approximately a week, two weeks ago,

I thought that there would be a civil w*r among the smokers.

That clearly has happened.

And you have to ask yourself, can anyone take pleasure

in watching groups of people get angry at each other

and tear each other apart verbally, psychologically,

and emotionally?

I can, and I sit there and do it every day.

Everybody knows not to make smart

a*s comments to me or rude comments to me,

and they haven't.

You have.

You did it five days ago.

You did it four days ago.

Yesterday with the lunch thing was very rude.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, sure.

I don't speak rudely to you.

I haven't until yesterday, as far as I know.

I mean, you're snappy.

I mean, you're high maintenance.

But, I mean, you've said that from the very beginning,

that, you know, you speak your mind, and whatever.

I don't speak my mind to what--

you know, not to the degree that I normally would.

All right.

Nicole, let me say this, though.

I was a little disappointed when I was told that you threw

the Head of Household so that you wouldn't have

to nominate me, like you were going

to be forced to nominate me.

You sat out there and cried when I held your week in my hands.

When I held your life in this house, It was my vote.

Mike wanted me to vote you out.

Before I got to know you, I told him I was going to.

That's why I caught hell from Mike for four [muted] weeks,

because you didn't walk out that door because of my vote, OK?

And you stood there and cried to me the day before the vote was,

again, if you please let me stay in his house,

I will not rest until I run every [muted]

one of those three [muted] out of this [muted] house.

And then, as far as I'm concerned,

I'll walk out right behind 'em.

I don't give a [muted] whether I stay or not.

Then you're sitting here telling me today, I don't know, Kent.

I don't know if I'm going to vote for you or not.

Depends on what's best for my strategy.

You know, how do you think that makes me feel?

If I won HOH and I didn't nominate you,

my a*s was out of here the very next week.

That's the bottom [muted] line.

That's the bottom line.

I can't look out for you to save your a*s,

and look out for me to save my a*s, too.

We're farther along in this game than we

were four, and / weeks ago.

But are you still staying to what you told Sheryl,

and that is you're not going to rest until the--

Chilltown's the hell out of here?

Yeah.

They will be out of here before me hopefully.

All I can do is work the strategy

that I know how to work, and that's what I'm trying

to piece together right now.

I love it.

I love to watch them pull each other apart.

They're ripping at each other like carnivores.

It's like a headhunter fest, and they're all trying

to eat each other's brains out.

[barking]

[panting]

Oh, man.

Playing out here with a little lab would be fun.

Y'all tell me how it is.

And I'll sit right here, and y'all let me know how it is.

Oh, god.

She's playing all tough now.

I guarantee, we ain't looking, she's going to be

playing with that damn dog.

I like 'em from afar, you know.

You know, when I see a nice, little lab,

oh there's [inaudible].

And then, stay over there.

In a lot of ways, I've been misjudged in this house.

I'm probably one of the biggest animal lovers you've ever met.

See that little bird?

Let's start feeding it.

There's a little bird that comes by.

I feed him occasionally.

His name is little Moe.

Every day, I'm going to get him a little closer

until he eats out of the hand.

Oh, he took it over there.

You little b*tch.

He hasn't been by in, I think, six days now,

which is a big problem.

Maybe he was, like, going away.

He got a new girl or something.

Little Moe, come get some bread.

I love puppy breath.

The smell of it.

Oh, my god.

That's before they start licking they're a*s.

Then it ain't so cute.

Look, there he is.

Ah, he come back.

He told his friends.

They going to be coming and hanging out.

Said man, it's a party, man.

I'll keep the sparrow, and we'll

see who's got a cooler pet.

Everyone should be very calm and don't yell.

NARRATOR: The house guests would like an animal companion.

Which pet would you like the house guests

to take care of for one week?

Please be a puppy.

NARRATOR: House guests, go outside, and meet your new pet.

OK.

Slowly. - All right, guys.

Slowly.

No screaming.

No outbursts.

Oh, my goodness.

[inaudible].

[whistles]

Oh!

Little buddy!

Oh, my gosh!

He already pooped for you!

Hi.

Aw!

Ophelia's got a house guest key.

That's so cute.

[kissing noises]

Come on.

Just let him go around by himself for a little while.

- Yeah. - Let go of him.

- Just let him go. - I always wanted a pig!

I always wanted a pig!

Pigs like power bars.

He's so cute.

Or, she's so cute.

All right.

Oh, my god!

I'm so in love!

She wags her tail like a dog.

Hi, guys.

My name is Ophelia, and I am a goodwill ambassador

for pot belly pigs rescue.

Let me just tell you a little bit about me.

I'm somewhat litter trained, although sometimes I

have accidents. That's OK.

I beg to differ.

I'm leash and harness trained.

I can eat food out of your hand, but hold the food in the palm

of your hand, palm up.

I eat what you eat, but don't give me any chocolate.

[gasps]

Oh!

It gives me the runs.

Can we have some Imodium, please?

I can't wait to hang with you for the next week.

We're going to have so much fun.

Who knows?

Maybe you'll help some of my friends find good homes, too.

Awesome, dude.

Ophelia's a girl's name, but the pig is a boy.

You have a cute little a*s for a [inaudible] pot belly pig.

You have lots of n*pples, too.

Sometimes we refer to Ophelia as he and she,

because it was neutered.

He's cute, and he's a good distraction from the game

and all of the frustrations and emotions that we have.

We got a pig in the house today,

and the first thing I thought is what about the bad manners,

the smell, and the gross hair?

And then I realized, you know what?

If I can deal with Bunky and Kent,

I'm sure the pig can deal with Bunky and Kent.

Kent, if anything, has found a new friend or confidant,

so he's finding solstice in this little pig,

which is kind of cool.

[inaudible] straws.

[pig squealing]

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

He can swim.

He can swim.

[pig squealing]

You should've [inaudible].

I felt like I was on an episode

of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

There's Ellie May Clampett played by Krista.

We've got a pig in the cement pond,

and I felt like I was Jethro Bodine,

just trying to pick up girls.

Come on with the [inaudible].

Taste so good.

Come on.

Oh.

[inaudible].

Oh, my god.

Little trot.

Wow, man!

That's awesome.

Sit down.

Ophelia is a pig.

And I don't know if she's better than a puppy,

because she screams really, really loud.

[pig squealing]

I know!

And, um, she don't want to stay.

When she pees on the floor, and you

try to put it in her litter box, she doesn't want to stay there.

He is hard headed.

Litter box.

Litter box.

Come here.

That's your litter box.

[inaudible].

Are you peeing?

You are peeing!

No!

Bunky, get me some paper towels.

Oh, lord.

Now you've got to go in time out.

Don't ask me how you do that.

I don't know how to do that.

Krista wants to be the primary caretaker, and--

although she's not too anxious to clean

up the poo-poo in the yard.

Open the door.

Come on.

Come on.

[pig squealing]

That's right.

[squealing continues]

Get in there! Ah ah!

Don't you get out! Ah!

Stay! Time out!

No!

Time out!

We house training her.

She peed.

Yes.

Yes.

I know.

Yes.

Good girl.

Good boy.

Whatever.

I know you like that damn pig, Will.

I do like it, but not enough to sleep with it.

Listen, that cold nose hits me in the belly one time,

I'm out of bed.

Nobody wants to sleep with you, baby.

Someone's got to spoon her.

They-- you can't just let her sit around the edge of the bed.

You've got a big a*s bed, man.

You need sleep with her.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

[pig grunting]

I know.

So what do you think of our nominations?

Hardy, out of nowhere, just decided [muted] it.

You know, I'm going to splinter off with Krista

and try to recruit Nicole and go against Bunky

and Monica and Kent.

Kent was outside bending Will's ear already

this morning, and I was already awake.

And I just didn't want to get up and deal

with Kent because he's been a [muted]

for the last couple days.

And I heard him bitching to Will about all of us.

[muted] Just -- just minutes ago.

So then Monica woke up, and she heard.

And she's like, what? What was he saying?

What was he saying?

I don't want to wake up to this

[muted] early in the morning.

I want to go to bed, and go to sleep.

And when I wake up in the morning,

I want to hear something good.

I don't want to hear no [muted] early in the morning.

I know. I'm sorry.

I didn't do it. I was just--

No, you didn't do it. No.

You didn't do anything.

I'm pissed off because this--

what's today?

Sunday.

You know, this is some bull [muted]..

I no.

We get [muted] beat on all day long, and this is all

we can talk about to everybody.

Get tight, if that's what you want to do.

Let's talk about in a room, in the bathroom,

in the kitchen while you're cooking.

Outside.

In the dining room.

I'm not playing.

I'll talk about it all day, every day, with everybody.

Talk about everything.

Every [muted] day.

Excuse me, lord, it is Sunday, but I'm pissed off.

Let me have a cup of tea.

Let me smoke a cigarette.

Then it can be on.

I don't want [muted] out of my sleep.

Now, what was so important it had to be said this morning?

I want to know.

What you talking about, Kent?

Oh, Bunky, didn't we say good night and good morning to you?

This morning, yeah.

What are you talking about?

You started it yesterday, Kent.

That totally pissed me off.

For one, because that's childish.

Two, Bunky is a grown man.

He can fend for himself.

Three, I don't appreciate somebody

blaming me for something or I did

something that I did not do.

Kent, don't do that, you know what I mean?

No, that's OK.

Don't do that, because that is not fair.

Bunky doesn't deserve it. [inaudible]

Bunky ain't get-- nobody's done nothing to Bunky.

I understand. I understand.

And I haven't done anything to you.

And if any--

Bunky, you got something to say?

Kent, you got something to say to me?

Do you have something to say?

Don't laugh.

She can only take so much before she has to vent,

and, uh, she took so much that she had to blow.

What did you go tell him that we do to you, Bunky?

Did we do anything to you?

He hasn't said a thing?

But why are you taking up for him?

- I've seen it. - What?

You ain't seen [muted].

Didn't I say good morning to you?

Yeah.

I didn't-- I didn't say anything to him.

Well you should say something.

Say Kent, Kent, don't worry about that.

I got this.

When you got-- you know, why you got to do it like that?

Act like [muted] grown a*s people, and stop

acting like [muted] kids.

Don't do that to me, Kent.

I've been your [muted] friend.

And don't do that to me.

Don't-- don't start no [muted] early in the morning with me.

And Bunky, if you got anything to say, [muted]

say that [muted].

I've done nothing to you, and I've

done nothing to [muted] Kent.

And you sat your a*s down there just like that.

I said good morning to your black a*s every [muted] day.

I don't talk behind your back.

Anything I said to you, I'll say it to your face.

And Kent, if you want to talk, let's get down.

And anybody else feeling any insecurities

or feeling like [muted] let's talk about it now.

Because after today, I don't want to hear

this [muted] because y'all ain't gonna

make me feel like I [muted].

But I will bust one of y'all [muted] asses if you [muted]

with me like this again.

And I'm not playing.

Yes.

Come on and let's play.

All right.

No, I thought there was somebody there,

but they must've snuck away.

[inaudible] do you think [inaudible] Nicole?

No, it's what Hardy's doing.

And she and Monica are both going to vote to evict Will.

I guess-- I guess Nicole and Monica feel better about being

on a team with Hardy and Krista than people who have

been targeted to be evicted.

You, me, and Will have been targeted to be evicted,

and they don't want to jump the fence.

Here's all I know to do.

[clears throat] I'm thinking about Monday, when I

get my chance to plead my case.

Lay out everything.

Say Monica, Nicole, let me tell you something.

You, me, Bunky, and Monica--

you know, the four of us--

have always stood by each other.

Now, who was the first one in our group to break off

and start forming other groups?

Hardy.

Truth be known, you guys are getting voted out,

and Hardy's going to have Will be

the one standing next to him.

I like that.

Make sure you mention that Hardy has figured out that he can

beat Will, because Will, obviously,

is not liked by a lot of people in the house.

Right.

We've got a choice.

The four of us finish what we started.

We're TOP.

We're the real people.

We will decide as upstanding, trustworthy, honest people

how we're going to go about voting people out.

And the four of us can be standing at the end.

If you two vote for me, Bunky I'm sure will vote for me.

We will throw Will out of the house.

Monica, he's the same guy that wouldn't even talk

to you the first four weeks.

Same as you, Nicole.

He wouldn't have anything to do with you.

But now, all of a sudden, that he's Hardy's protege,

he's now trying to woo the women,

and he's doing a great job.

But I don't think you're stupid enough to fall for it.

[inaudible].

And if you-- and if you believe the crap that Hardy says,

that he's not here to win the half a million,

that he's here to help somebody else win the half a million,

guess what?

He's not planning on that at all,

and you're going to be the biggest

sucker if you believe that.

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

And another thing.

You go out of here as a conspiracy in an alliance,

whispering in a corner and back-biting someone else,

Hardy let's throw Nicole out.

Hardy, let's throw Monica out.

Is that the way you want to go out of here?

Or do you want go out of here standing

strong, with integrity and guts, holding your head high?

That's the way you want to go out of here.

That's a great speech.

Just put it out in the open, and their eyes will be, like,

this big.

And you know what?

You've got nothing to lose by saying that, because worst case

scenario, they don't believe you,

and they're going to do what they were going t do

anyway, which is vote you out.

I'm going anyway.

Right.

Today is Monday's Meeting, and I kind of expect

it to just go pretty calmly.

I don't expect there to be any big issues.

All right.

First and foremost, we want to welcome our newest member,

Ophelia, to our Monday Meeting.

Hi, Ophelia.

Although she's way over there.

Anyone care to start this discussion?

Yeah, I really don't have too much to say.

Well, let me say this.

You know, obviously, Shannon and Boogie got voted

out-- my two best friends.

I appreciate you guys all giving me a chance

to meet everyone again.

I was having a really rough week this week with the competition.

Smashing myself up is very frustrating.

Nicole and Krista were really helpful.

You know, just talking about what was bothering me.

So I just appreciate that.

And that's it.

Let me say a few things.

And if you will, not anyone interrupt me.

Just let me make my statement.

That'll be the end of that.

Here's the deal.

If TOP still stands together, if you'd rather see the four of us

decide how this game is going to end, as opposed to Will--

and Will's been real good the last day or two,

but it doesn't do anything to negate

what he did the first of this game,

which was a lot of evil things.

And I can't believe Hardy Hill's now his best friend.

But your playing strategy, and I understand the strategy.

I understand strategy.

But everybody in this room, if you want to win this game,

there's the man you've got to worry about.

He's the biggest threat in this game,

because he's the most competitive.

He's good looking.

Always had his way.

He's smart.

There's the guy right there you need to get rid of.

Now, if you decide to ask him to leave, and I stay,

the four of us-- and you want to try to make our stand,

the four of us as TOP--

where we decide who's going out of this game,

and we can do it in the middle of the basketball court

and not sneak around in the corners.

We can all talk about it and make it majority

rules, like it was before, OK?

Then if when this Head of Household that this man

cannot compete in, it's your last

chance to get rid of this man.

He can't compete.

Only Krista is the one you've got-- the four of us

got to worry about.

It's four to one.

And I'll tell you what.

Any of us four win Head of Household,

we can make him go home.

We have just gotten rid of the biggest threat in this game.

If Krista wins, she's going to nominate me,

and I'll go gladly.

But you got rid of Will, then you got rid of me.

Then you guys are on your own.

Either way, I think you've got a hell of a lot better chance

of staying in this game with the four of us standing

as we have stood before.

Now, I understand what Hardy's doing.

And Hardy has a right to do that.

I have no problem with his strategy.

You have no [muted] idea what I'm doing.

All right, pal?

Let me ask you a question.

You think I don't see all this?

You talked, now it's my turn to talk.

No, you don't talk to me unless I want to talk to you.

No.

I'll talk to you right now.

No, you won't.

I don't have to listen to any of your [muted] because you lie.

You're a liar. - Was it true--

Did you ask me-- - You're a liar!

Did you ask me out here if I wanted

to be with you and Bunky--

- No, I did not. - [inaudible].

- No, I did not. - You're a [muted] liar!

[muted] you.

You're [muted] last year's [inaudible]..

Yeah. And you [inaudible].

And you didn't stand right there and ask me who I

thought the three ought to be?

I'm not even going to go there, man.

You're lying.

You're lying about me.

You're lying to me.

All right, I tell you what.

Why don't you tell everybody who's

going to be standing beside you when this game's [inaudible]..

Who's number two, Hardy?

Tell everybody.

You promised everybody in the room

that they're going to be standing next to you.

Now tell 'em. - Who did I--

Bust him up, ladies. Let's go.

Who did I promise?

Raise your hand if I promised that I wanted

you to be in the final three.

Why don't you tell them who's going

to be standing next to you?

I'm asking them to raise their hands.

Who did I tell that I wanted--

You didn't even have the gall to tell Monica that you said

that she doesn't do anything, that's

why she doesn't deserve to win.

Bunky, what did I tell you?

I said, I'm not necessarily playing to win.

I'm playing so that other people can win.

And that people like you do not--

Oh, Hardy.

You're not playing to win?

Oh, I [inaudible].

You expect people to believe that?

- I wanted to thank you-- - Oh, god.

--for going out with the grace and style that you promised us.

What class you have.

Anyway.

[laughs]

So believe what you want to believe.

You know, believe somebody that is on his way out

and is trying to say anything to stir up the pot,

to try to stay in this game.

Or you can believe me, who has gone to each one of you

and told you exactly how I feel.

I'm not here to win.

I want other-- there's other people that I think

deserve to win more than I do.

I have now shown folks that it's

been Hardy who's been going into corners

and talking about folks.

Kent is really on track with this.

You know, I don't like the guy.

I think he's a snake, and I think he's gross.

But the guy really knows what's happening in this house.

I know Bunky will vote to evict Will.

But whether or not Monica and Nicole

have the guts to stand up against Hardy.

Because we can vote Hardy out the next week.

I mean, we will have won.

Whether they've got the guts to do that is yet to be seen.

I see him for what he truly is,

and honestly, when he goes out, I'll be laughing.

I'll have a smile on my face, knowing

that my week will go a lot more easier

because he's not there, period.

There's too many different equations.

It depends on the equation, and life changes every day

in here, literally.

So you know, there's there's just no telling.

NARRATOR: Who will be evicted next from the Big

Brother house, Kent or Will?

Find out live this Thursday night.

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