01x61 - Episode 61

[bunniefuu]

Hi, this is Chicken George from the Big Brother show.

I've been marked for banishment more

than any other houseguest, but I've been

lucky enough to stay each time.

But I pray every single day that I'll make it to the end.

I would love to stay and ultimately win.

But if that's not the case, then so be it.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: The houseguests received

their next week-long challenge.

In the news or not.

Each day you'll receive news stories

which may or may not be true.

Wow.

On Thursday at high noon-- so Thursday--

the group will be asked to identify which stories are true

and which are false.

If we wager % we can miss %.

We'll have to just basically write 'em down, true or false.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Yeah, I don't care, either.

It's our last challenge.

We can go ba*ls out. I don't care.

? - It's our last week.

Let's be crazy. - All right.

Let's do it.

I got guts!

%

Do it.

Is everyone comfortable with ?

Yeah.

Find out as much as you can tomorrow night, Joshua.

news stories.

Oh.

They're giving us just titles, you guys.

Number one, Karen moved to Los Angeles.

No.

False.

Too early.

No, because she was going to take care of her kids,

and everything else like that.

No, but she always said she was gonna--

But that would be jumping right on it.

- But that's-- - I bet you she's still there.

Yeah, still ahead.

OK.

Location for next big reality show, the Mir Space Station.

False.

False.

No way.

Uh, Al Gore picks a Jewish running mate.

Curtis?

I think it's Bush.

I mean, somebody picked a Jewish running mate.

Based on megaphone, it's Bush.

False.

False.

George W. Bush calls reporter an a-hole.

That's gotta be false. - Yeah.

- Can't see him doing that. - Uh-uh.

False, man. Naw, he's a Texan.

He's got his-- he's got his act together.

Yeah.

Zookeeper suffocates under pounds of elephant dung?

OK, now let me tell you the story that I know about this.

OK.

I did read this, an article in one

of these little trashy newspapers

that you kind pick up at the bars, and that.

But there was a zookeeper that did suffocate by elephant.

That they'd fed him too much, and he had diarrhea,

and he was in the back part, in the--

he dumped on him.

That might be true.

pounds?

Because I--

I've heard that urban legend before.

I mean, but I never heard it as--

Yeah, I actually read it in it a newspaper.

I believe that enough.

pounds of elephant dung?

It's so outrageous.

But I have read it.

I have read it.

- I say true on it. - Sounds stupid, but I say true.

Those outrageous ones are probably true.

Go true.

There is a short film on the internet with Jamie as Glenda

the Good Witch of the North, George as the Cowardly Lion,

Josh is the Tin Woodsman, and Curtis

is the mayor of Munchkinland.

Could be true.

That could be true.

Could totally be true.

What do you think, guys?

I'd say true on it.

I would go true.

Give me a T.

I'd go true.

Nude photos of Big Brother houseguests on internet?

- False. - False.

I think they're just trying to scare us with that.

False.

There could be fabricated ones.

Those are easy to do.

Well yeah, but I think--

But not real ones.

Yeah.

I think-- yeah.

I think that's not right.

What if someone who's gotten out already did something?

Like Playboy, or something?

I wonder.

I don't think anybody would have.

You don't think Jordan would have?

You don't think so?

She would do it.

She was into Playboy.

If she did, I'm just going to ream her.

[laughter]

[inaudible] cast member.

Yeah.

Right.

Entire UK Big Brother cast makes statement.

Spurns cash and walks out.

I don't think they had UK plans.

I don't know if they had a UK one.

I don't think so. - I'll say false.

False.

I think we would have known if they had started out.

Over , Big Brother fans sign a petition demanding

Brittany's return to the house.

True. I can see that.

I can see that.

True.

Daily Variety.

US Big Brother cast most boring to date?

I think--

That's probably true.

True?

Nice.

That would suck.

US cast most boring to date?

That'd be cool.

Yeah--

I think it's probably true.

It'd be funny if they're all true.

Yeah.

Hello.

Ew.

No, don't make me--

we'll just chill.

Oh, you got the claw.

The claw!

I'm gonna claw your face.

Claw your face.

Oh, we got the thumb.

Oh, you got the thumb.

Rawr!

Yeah.

Rawr!

NARRATOR: George creates another character for the Big

Brother recording session.

This is my rock and roll shirt for tomorrow.

Oh.

That's cool.

Well, what's on the menu today, guys?

That looks good.

What do you think?

I couldn't get Big Brother on this one arm.

What does that say?

That was USS Big Brother.

What's on top?

Ma.

OK.

[laughter]

Did you by chance do it in the mirror?

[laughter]

I'll do the ma for you.

That's backwards.

It's just am.

It says AM.

He's a morning guy.

What do you want?

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

That was funny.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, that's stupid.

Don't be stupid.

NARRATOR: The houseguests were given

a challenge to write lyrics to the Big Brother theme song.

After four days, they are now ready to record their version.

We are going to be doing "Into Our Lives."

[SINGING] We all came as houseguests.

Some did come and go.

But we'll be together--

before the final show.

Oh, no.

Oh-- sorry.

It's not--

Missed a word, guys.

Man, that was nice and [muted]..

They should have told us to turn the thing on.

I don't even know what is going--

Can I hold it up?

Please.

Good thing they've got gas, Eddie.

Take two.

[SINGING] Jordan, Mega, Eddie.

Karen, Curtis, Britt.

I don't know the [muted].

We all came as houseguests.

Wow, that was a lot.

That wasn't good enough?

That was funny.

I read the wrong lines.

And that was funny, too.

You got halfway through it.

Take three?

Yeah.

[SINGING] We all came as houseguests.

I blew it.

But we-- sorry, guys.

OK.

Into our lives.

It's the final take.

[SINGING] Don't mess up our lives and vote us all out.

Out of Big Brother.

We all came as houseguests.

Some did come and go.

But we'll be together--

Dammit!

But we'll be together-- dammit!

Are you saying you don't want to be together?

You're saying dammit?

OK.

This is the Big Brother .

The song is "Into Our Lives."

This is the final take.

[music playing]

[SINGING] You've seen people like us in your lifetime.

You have known our face but not our names.

We are here to change that.

You'll never see us the same.

You've seen people like us in your lifetime.

You have passed on the street main.

In this show we'll change that.

To us it's more than a game.

Come into our lives.

See how we live.

Under Big Brother.

Come into our lives.

It's us versus them.

Versus Big Brother.

different walks of life all come together.

Sharing in life's laughter and pain.

We hope you learn by watching you'll

make it through anything.

Come into our lives.

See how we live under Big Brother.

Don't mess up our lives and vote us all out.

Out of Big Brother.

Jordan, Mega, Eddie.

Curtis, Karen, Britt.

Cassandra, Jamie, Josh and Jordan make a hit.

We all came as houseguests.

Some did come and go.

But we'll be together beyond the final show.

Woo-hoo!

Come into our lives.

See how we live under Big Brother.

Come into our lives.

It's us versus them.

Versus Big Brother.

Come into our lives.

See how we live under Big Brother.

Don't mess up our lives and vote us all out.

Out of Big Brother.

Private eyes are watching.

See what they see.

Hey, not bad, huh?

Woo.

It's amazing what technology can do.

NARRATOR: The houseguests continue to prepare

for their week long challenge.

Hillary Clinton files for divorce.

- Could be a possibility. - False.

She wouldn't do that in the middle of a campaign.

She'd wait till it-- it was politically advantageous.

She'll wait till after the elections.

False.

Brittany signed by major Hollywood talent agency?

I say true.

True.

Anne Heche found dazed and confused in Fresno

after Ellen DeGeneres breakup.

It's so absurd that it's probably true.

Big Brother fans thwarted an attempt to catapult toilet

paper over compound wall.

That's probably true.

I would think it's true.

People around here--

I say false.

If people wanted to, they would have.

I'd say false, but--

Go with false.

Jordan has her own show.

False.

I can see that.

False.

She probably has a workout show.

I'd bet you anything she has a workout show.

Already?

- She's hot now. - False, man.

It's too early.

But it's pretty early.

I say false.

False for now.

Mega was a field marshal for the New Black Panther Party.

Mega was a field marshal for the New Black Panther Party.

I don't know about--

Put anything past that clown.

I think false.

False.

False.

Go with it.

Chiquita leads three houseguests

on AOL popularity poll.

True.

Probably true.

That's true.

Probably true I bet it's true.

NARRATOR: As the winner of the pug challenge,

Josh preparers for his reward--

a live weather cast for CBS.

Josh, we need to do mic check now if you would, please.

Testing, -.

Testing, -.

Can you hear me OK?

That's great.

Thank you, Josh.

Now, you may have seen it, Big Brother's Josh

won tonight's challenge, and he found the houseguests'

pet pug in a sea of pugs.

And now he gets the prize, to give us the weather live.

And you know, with the weather we've had I don't know

if that's really a prize there, Pamela.

And Josh is quick, and he's live,

and he's half naked in Studio City.

What else could you ask for?

How are you out there?

How you doing, Pamela?

I'm doing pretty decent.

Oh, good.

Now, was it sort of-- seemed like a cruel joke?

Like, Curtis won the challenge, he got to go to the Emmys.

You win the challenge, oh boy, you have to be on TV again.

Hey, the backyard is my favorite place to be.

So hey, I'm enjoying it out here.

Well, good.

Doesn't get better than this.

Well, you have spent a lot of time in that pool.

Gretchen watches you nonstop.

The big bathtub.

Yeah, the big bathtub.

That's right.

It must be pretty warm in that pool.

Uh, yeah, it might be warm.

But you know, it's hotter out here, I think.

You think?

CBS spares no expense, so read us the big thermometer.

Let me see.

You know what?

It happens to be a perfect degrees.

Ah.

Balmy out there this evening, huh?

It's perfect.

Now, every night I give the anchors a little quiz here,

so we're going to give it to you tonight to see if you

can pick out the weather word.

OK.

One of these three has something

to do with the weather.

I'll go that far, OK?

All righty.

Here are your choices--

ablutophobia, brontophobia, or gynophobia.

You take your pick.

Hm. You know what?

All tempting.

Tonight I think I'm going to have to go with gynophobia.

- Are you? - Yeah.

No--

I think that's probably a trick question.

I'm going to go with gynophobia.

OK, well that's probably not the best idea.

Uh, brontophobia is the fear of lightning, so that kind of--

Aw.

You know, you win some, you lose some around here.

Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing or showering,

so we're hoping nobody has that.

In the house.

I don't think so.

Maybe Eddie.

And we know you don't have--

maybe Eddie?

We know you don't have gynophobia, because that's

the fear of women.

Oh.

And Josh?

Let's do some weather of for some hometowns of you

and your friends in the house, huh?

OK. I think I can scrounge those up.

Here's your big chance.

Look at the stars that come to me.

In my hometown of Santa Maria, California,

tomorrow it will be degrees and very sunny.

Lovely.

Yes.

In George's hometown of Rockford, Illinois,

it will be degrees with a good chance

of scattered showers.

And in the Big Apple--

that is Eddie's hometown of New York City--

degrees with thunderstorms.

And Jamie, Hollywood.

Seattle, Washington is her hometown.

Tomorrow will be degrees and partly cloudy.

And last but not least, our main man, Curtis.

His hometown is Fullerton, California.

Hot, hot, hot.

degrees.

Thanks, Josh.

You going to take a little dip for us?

I think I'm gonna take a little dip to get out of here.

You do that. Here he goes.

Leave a little bit of clothing on there, Josh.

This is a family show.

All right, here comes the big dive.

Oh, I hope that pool's deep enough.

Feel great.

Refreshing.

Wouldn't you love a pool right now?

Good job, Josh.

Good job, Joshy.

Congratulations.

Well done, Josh.

Woo!

Good job, Josh.

So good.

Now I am the stinky man of the world!

[laughter]

Stinkiest.

Josh, a perfect in gynophobia.

NARRATOR: The marked houseguests were given seconds

to make a plea as to why they shouldn't be banished tomorrow

night.

Well, I've been marked for banishment more

than any other houseguest, but I've been

lucky enough to stay each time.

And I really thank the public for that opportunity.

Each time I get to stay, the experience grows better.

I'm still having a great time here,

and I would love to stay not only this time, but all the way

to the end.

So if you, the public, thinks that I deserve to be here,

then hopefully you'll help me out and vote to keep me here,

and I would really appreciate it.

Thank you.

I just want to start by saying I'm happy just to be here,

and I'm doing my best to enjoy and experience

every single moment of it here.

But I pray every single day that I'll make it to the end.

And I'd be really honored if you allow me to stay.

So I can express how much it would mean to, you know,

be able to pay off all my student loans--

and I have a little half sister who's six.

Be able to pay for her college.

Be able to allow my parents to retire,

and maybe be less poor of an actress in Hollywood.

But-- you know, I've always said that everyone here

is, you know, deserving to win.

And I also know that you're a much better judge of that

than me, because you see everything I see,

you see everything I don't see.

And I just have faith in-- you know,

in the American and the Canadian public

that you'll make the best choice.

And-- - That was seconds.

Thank you.

First of all, I think that you know I'm too proud to beg.

Not too proud to do a lot of other things in here,

but anyway, I'm too proud to beg.

But I have enjoyed my time here.

And whether I stay in here or not,

I have good friends and good books

waiting for me on either side.

I would like to stay.

I would love to stay and ultimately win,

but if that's not the case, then so be it.

But I have enjoyed the time here,

and I've learned a lot about myself.

Hi, this is Chicken George from the Big Brother show.

Volunteer at your kids' school.

You won't make a dime at it, but it's

going to be one of the most rewarding

experiences you'll ever have.

Trust me.

Um-- because if you don't do it, who will?

I'd like to stay in the house too,

but volunteering is more important.

Just remember that.

Thanks a lot, everybody.

You have seconds now to make a plea for someone else

in the house who has been marked, why

they should not be banished.

OK.

I can do that, Big Brother.

I can do that.

Let me know when you want me to start.

Start now.

You guys have followed the path that I've laid with Eddie.

Do what you gotta do with the rest of it.

That's about all I can tell you.

It's gone on for three months.

He's been a friend of mine, and everything else like that.

If you guys have been following the show

and you've been watching the show, you know what I said,

and you know what I've done, and everything else like that.

So do what you think is best.

I still think it is all up to the public,

as to who should or shouldn't be banished.

But as you've seen from my nominations,

I like everybody here a lot, and have a close relationship.

But I did decide who to nominate based on who I wouldn't

want to see gone from here.

And so seeing as Jamie is one of those people

and she's marked for banishment, I would

love it if she got to stay.

But again, I really think it's up to the public,

for them to decide.

Over the course of almost three months

I feel like I've gotten the very closest with probably Curtis,

and I really hope he's not banished.

I think he is a really integral part of the house,

and he's so funny.

He always makes us laugh, and he has a very good heart.

And I'd love to see him here till the end.

So--

I would like to say that I don't

think George should be banished, because he is a good man.

He came in here to have a good experience,

and that he is ultimately just looking

to provide for his family.

And I think that's a wonderful thing, and I support that.

SINGER: Live, cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life, and don't be afraid.

NARRATOR: America Online is CBS's internet partner.

You can get to the Big Brother website

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or AOL keyword "Big Brother."

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