01x33 - Episode 33

[bunniefuu]

Can't wait for your new book to come out, Sloshie.

[LAUGHING] How to Date Two Women in an -Square-Foot House

and Lose Grand.

[laughter]

What is more perfect?

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Karen rethinks her nominations.

I believe that Cassandra voted for me.

And that doesn't surprise me, you know?

I expected that as well.

And I don't know, I get the impression that maybe

Curtis didn't vote for me.

But it doesn't matter who did or didn't vote for me.

Sometimes I think Eddie was the one

that voted for me instead of Curtis,

but who knows, don't care.

It doesn't matter.

I guess what I would like to know

is if it was Eddie only, for whatever reason,

I felt this loyalty to him.

I don't know why.

But I felt it, I guess.

And I would be troubled if he didn't tell me as I was leaving

the house, just because if it was Eddie,

I would want to know and have him tell me up to my face

and not let me try to understand why it may have-- he may have

or may not have voted for me, because at day of nominations,

Eddie was really [muted] to me.

And I-- and then I said something later.

I go, are you mad or something?

And he told me, he goes, no.

He says, I wasn't mad at all.

But he was visibly being nasty.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Britney talks about her fear of relationships.

Here I am.

You know, not that is old.

It's not old at all.

But it's pretty old to never, you

know, to have never allowed yourself

to be really close to somebody.

You have remained a virgin till you're .

Uh-huh.

So if you did allow yourself to get really

close to somebody else, then you would probably be giving that--

could be giving up that.

But up until this point, I mean,

I wouldn't change anything, because I have friends that

have been like, oh my god, I wasted like four

years with this person.

And I didn't go on this trip and I didn't go on spring

break with my girlfriends, I went with my boyfriend,

and I didn't--

you know, it's like there's--

I have a lot of friends that are just like,

all they really remember over the past five

years of their life was the last two guys they dated.

And they don't have friends.

And they don't have experiences.

And they didn't-- you know, so--

That will happen with anything, though.

That will happen with any relationship at all.

Yeah.

And once you get married, you could

have the same thing, you know, what your friends

have after four years.

If you value marriage, then you would--

you're going to work it out.

You're going to see what went wrong.

And you're going to work on it.

I thought when I married my husband,

I needed somebody that was stable,

somebody that was conservative, somebody that was rigid.

And so I thought I was doing myself a favor

by marrying somebody who was going to be my father.

It's like, I don't know why I do this.

But I always, like always dated someone knowing--

or not even knowing, but not even considering whether or not

I'd marry him, like that wasn't even-- that wasn't

something I was looking at.

I don't think that's wrong.

I think you need a nurturer, though.

She needs somebody there that's stroking her, that's-- yeah.

You need that.

Prrr.

Stroke.

[inaudible]

Curtis, are you a nurturer?

Sometimes.

[laughter]

Will you marry me?

Let's wait till we get done.

[laughter]

[music playing]

I can't foresee myself marrying someone

that doesn't have an education.

Yeah.

I wouldn't marry someone that had financial issues.

I wouldn't marry someone that went out drinking every week.

I would never marry someone that smoked pot regularly.

You could marry me then.

[inaudible]

I mean, I've dated like--

OK, this is so bad.

But like, I've dated like a truck driver, like those kind.

And I would never marry-- like, just--

I mean, I would never marry someone that was on the road

all the time.

Basically really, boyfriends were like,

you know, if it worked in to my school and my job and my life,

then it was fine.

Right.

I want someone who goes to bed thinking about me

and wakes up in the morning and is thinking about me

and just can't wait to see me.

And I didn't want someone that's like, oh, I kind of like

this person, but I kind of like this person,

but I kind of like-- you know what I mean?

It's like I want someone that's like--

[interposing voices]

--oh, if I could only get Brittany, you know?

It's like I'm not about to settle,

because I believe I can get everything, you know?

I want like a story book, though.

Like, wouldn't that have been cool

if you came into this house and you, like,

met the chick of your dreams?

Maybe I have.

I mean, isn't that wonderful that this happened to us?

[inaudible]

[laughter]

[music playing]

Jamie recommended I sleep in the Love

Bedroom the last two nights.

I asked George.

He said, why not? [LAUGHING]

Yeah.

I mean, you could sleep in the love bed.

I don't want you not to stay in there because of me,

if that's what you're asking.

No.

I mean, that's cool.

Not at all.

I'm glad I met you.

I really do want to be friends.

You've taught me some stuff.

I'll always be your friend.

Just so you know, I don't have hurt feelings anymore.

So I don't want you to think about it.

OK?

OK.

Now you're just good?

Yeah.

I'm really good.

OK.

And for the first time ever, like I really

want to find a soul mate.

I really want to find--

it's weird, because, you know, the guy for me

is going to be like, oh, Brittany, you know?

You know what I mean?

The guy for you should--

Is going to like just--

--should like--

I don't know how to explain it.

I don't know how to explain it.

It's just when you know, you know.

You know?

Yeah.

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Uh-huh.

You have a quality that I really like in girls.

And that's your feet are grounded,

but you're spontaneous.

And I love that.

I'm like a really emotional person--

Mm-hmm.

--when it comes to that kind of stuff.

And for some reason, I feel like I'll meet somebody

and it'll happen really fast.

Like, all of a sudden, I'll just like know.

And I'll just be totally swept off my feet.

And it will be like right away.

[music playing]

I think Brittany and I are like a couple that

started dating and realized that they

were better off as friends.

And sometimes those make the best

friends you could ever have.

And as I said before, I could never

see myself in a really long-term relationship with Brittany

because we were so different and probably

have too many different experiences

before meeting each other and we're

at probably different levels.

And that means a lot.

And with Jamie, from this point on, I think me and Jamie will

just become closer and closer.

And I don't know where it will lead or whatever.

But I know I'd love to spend more time with her

and get to know her out in the real world

where the real people run about and do their thing.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: The houseguests cool off with a game

of water basketball.

We are the winning team.

Starting at guard, all -year pro all-star Edward McGee.

And so good that his hair turned blue, "Chicken" George.

[cheering]

Even better, her hair turned green--

Woo!

--Brittany!

Brit, Brit, Brit, Brit, Brit, Brit.

And myself, Hollywood.

[cheering]

All right.

Our team, led by Sloshua.

[cheering]

They're going to spank you whether we win or lose.

[laughter]

At center, we have Curtis.

Playing power forward, Cassandra.

And the secret mother of the group, Karen.

[cheering]

Get ready, back row.

Ready.

[music playing]

It's [inaudible] flower.

It's [inaudible].

[cheering]

[interposing voices]

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

Watch it.

Curtis has got it.

Yeah, Sloshie!

[interposing voices]

[splash]

[coughing]

[inaudible]

You OK?

I'm fine.

I'm fine. - Ready?

Here we go.

[music playing]

Woo!

Just let go.

Our team, let go. Let go!

Jordan, let go.

They're going to run out of time.

Let go. Just let go.

[interposing voices]

Josh put his hand through the hoop for the ninth basket.

I got her.

Oh, you can't have it!

[interposing voices]

George, get your hand off me.

[laughter]

George!

[music playing]

NARRATOR: The houseguests were asked

to honor Josh, Cassandra, and Karen with a traditional comedy

roast.

Well, hello, everyone.

We are all gathered here for our second "Big

Brother" roast in honor--

Yeah!

--of Cassandra, Josh, and Karen.

Unfortunately, we're going to be losing one of them shortly.

And so we're going to take this time,

this opportunity to go through some high points, low points

possibly.

First of all, Cassandra [PURRS].

[laughter]

I haven't gotten you to purr yet,

but basically we don't want you to be banished.

But we know you're not going to be,

because you've made a call into the UN

to get your banishment vetoed.

We heard about this.

And we're thinking, oh, yeah?

You and who else?

[laughter]

And then Josh, oh, where to begin?

Oui-oui, oui-oui.

[laughter]

I wish I had a cigarette that size right now.

[interposing voices]

Yeah, [inaudible] anything this size.

[laughter]

"Chicken" George!

OK, after you were nominated, you became very quiet.

And we were all afraid that you'd snap out of it.

[laughter]

Cassandra, we all know that you are with the UN.

And you have all your fancy ambassador privileges--

privileges.

But when it comes to banishment, I have three words for you.

No diplomatic immunity.

[laughter]

And we all know about your secret desires to hug Brittany

and to be in the Love Bed.

[laughter]

But we're OK with that, too.

Sloshie, well, let me see.

Mega came in here for his so-called platform.

You, however, came in here to wear platforms and nail

polish and a new hairdo.

I think all of that prettiness is

what has made you the original boy band member of the house.

And I think because of that, the throngs

of screaming teenage girls will probably

not let you be banished.

Karen, the one thing, if you do stay,

is you do have kids here who love you and need you

and you must take care of all of us.

And I look forward to more spades and cuddling and cookies

and Love Bed and kitchen time.

Thanks.

Thanks.

And that is it.

You guys are all cool cats.

Karen--

Oh, no.

--since you've been in this house here,

I heard that "Big Brother" was going to put in a swing set.

Too bad they don't make a mood swing set.

[laughter]

Can't wait for your new book to come out, Sloshie--

"How to Date Two Women in an

Square Foot House and Lose Grand."

[laughter]

[inaudible]

Salute, you guys.

Enjoyed it.

[interposing voices]

Next is Eddie.

Pugita, hello.

How's everybody doing tonight? All right?

Woo-hoo!

- Edward, here's looking at you. - How's everybody doing tonight?

All right? - All right!

Here's looking at you, Eddie.

All right.

All right, Slosh.

This joke's for you.

Josh, you got a history of going after b*tches--

Jordan, Brittany, Jamie.

No wonder the dog's been hiding under the couch.

[laughter]

Oh.

Oh, Sloshie.

Josh, we've all noticed in this house

that you always like to get things off your chest.

in the Red Room, you get your opinions off.

In the bathroom, you get your hair off.

Oh, no.

In the bedroom, you get Brittany off.

Oh!

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[music playing]

For something like this, Josh, Karen, and I were the ones who

were supposed to be roasted.

You know, we're the ones who they're supposed to humiliate.

And obviously I'm not saying that I want to be humiliated.

But it's unfair for them then to turn the spotlight off of us

and put it on other people, you know,

which is what happened tonight.

Right.

The only other time that we feel this down

is with nominations, because they

make us do that to one another.

And I at least know with the people sitting here

at this pool, we sort of decided, we

can't let them do this to us.

We just play the game.

We go on.

And we should have a good time.

And not that I'm not sensitive, obviously,

to what just happened, but this is even slightly less rem--

different even from nominations, because this is something

they did to us entirely.

It's not something we've done to one another.

Right.

Maybe the best thing is right now is let's kind of band

together and go enjoy one another's company.

You want to prepare a big breakfast

like we were going to?

I think people are feeling down because their blood

sugar is low, too.

I can live with that.

Just get together, hang out.

Sure.

Not that all answers are that simple.

But it wouldn't hurt.

[music playing]

If I could change my vote today, I would.

Yeah.

Um, I would have changed my vote,

and Cassandra would not have been one of them.

She really wants to be here.

And also I like the way she acted once the vote was over.

She took it as a true sportsman.

Yeah, I would take back a vote if I could.

And I would take back the vote I had made for Josh.

When you are nominated, it helps, I think,

show somebody's character.

And since I didn't completely understand Josh,

one of the reasons for nominating him

was just to see what kind of person he was.

And as it turns out, he has been as consistent of a good guy

as he's always been with me.

If I could change my vote, I would change

the vote that I gave Josh.

It's easier being around him now than it was before.

I don't know who I'd change it to.

I guess George, because he didn't have any votes.

And he'd only have one vote.

And he won't get voted out.

Instead of voting for Cassandra,

I would probably have to say by no doubt it would

probably be Karen, just for the fact of it

is her reaction after it.

I just don't think her decisions were

well thought out that week.

Compounding the problem was her not

having cigarettes, the stress of the nomination,

maybe thinking about back home.

I don't know whether or not she could take another nomination.

Maybe I would swap Josh for Karen

actually, for the reason that I think Josh being nominated

revealed more about him, I think Karen being nominated

revealed a little more about her.

I think the environment makes Karen a little more

stressed and makes her do things that

really are against all the caring and good nature

that she has.

And so I guess, although I would hate to nominate Karen,

I would, I guess, switch my vote from Josh to Karen.

[music playing]

Well, I'm going to tell you this just so--

I know we're not supposed to talk about it, but screw them.

When they went in there and they said would you change

a nomination and if so-- was that the

question they asked you, too?

I voted for-- well, you know who I voted for.

And I had said that I felt bad that he got five, because he

only needed three to be up.

So I said I probably would change it

just so he wouldn't have five.

And they said, well, who would you vote?

And I said, well, I put George, because he

got zero in one second. - That's cool.

In like once second. [interposing voices]

But now I'm afraid they're going to edit me going

I voted for George, you know.

And that's not it.

And I said-- I go, I want you to know that I wouldn't--

Shh.

OK, but I want you to know that I wouldn't--

I only said that because I knew how many votes were.

Just--

And I said that because I knew it wouldn't matter.

And I would-- - Don't--

--tell you.

Don't worry about it.

So I'm sitting here and I'm thinking that they might

put on there oh, I would have--

and I said to them--

Shh.

I said being that I already know how many

votes everybody got, I would.

But if I didn't--

Quiet.

OK.

I just don't-- I'm like paranoid about editing now.

Just-- it's OK.

[sigh]

It's so good to come out to the garden.

Do, do, do, do, do.

[SINGING]

You guys are bad people.

[laughter]

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