01x28 - Episode 28

[bunniefuu]

What do you think is a bigger deal, regular sex or oral sex?

I'm not even answering a question like that!

Just which ones do you think is a bigger deal?

It's no-- I'm not even going to answer that question,

because what good is it going to do?

Nothing at all.

Look at George.

Oh.

Where do you come up with this stuff?

You're a mini Ruth.

What is it?

Dr. Ruth!

[music playing]

No.

Get off me.

Say it!

Get off me.

Say-- say Eddie's great!

No!

Get off me!

Say Eddie's great!

- Brittany's great! - No!

That's not it!

[laughs] Brittany's great!

No!

Eddie sucks!

No!

[laughs]

Say monkeys fly out of my a*s, and I like it.

Ow!

[laughs] Get off me.

You are such a little [muted].

Damn you!

Damn it.

Oh no!

The virgin's strong!

Her legs are on me!

Help, help, help!

- [inaudible] - Help!

The virgin's throwing her legs around me!

Help! - [laughs]

Help!

Oh, no!

She's got me with a virgin trap!

Ah!

Oh.

She's hitting me with her pillows.

Ow.

OK, this is the blinding technique.

You're blind. You can't see.

[laughs]

[inaudible]

No.

[screams] Ah!

Fine!

Fine!

You win!

You win!

[laughs]

Yes.

Yes.

Love bed is now the bed of hatred and destruction.

That's right.

[laughs] You're still a monkey.

Yes.

I just-- you know, we've known each other for a month.

And I just don't--

you know, everybody knows that I like them a lot.

I respect them.

But I'm not going to get into this sleeping together

and holding hands and hugging and kissing

each other and all that.

I don't-- I don't really know these people.

We're getting to know each other,

but they're not my family.

And I just think that-- that you know,

I wouldn't do that on the outside world,

so I'm not going to do it here.

There are some people who are just emotionally needy.

I'm not saying that in a--

I'm not using the term emotionally needy

in a derogatory way.

There are people who just need a lot of coddling, I guess.

But what's going to happen is some of the people

that different housemates are leaning on

are going to be out of here.

And then they're going to be in a crisis situation

because they can't get what they need

in terms of emotional support.

I didn't come in here saying I'm not going to get close

to anybody because I'm afraid that if they're banished

I'm not going to be able to handle it.

It was more it's just not the kind of person I am.

But I think that those who are getting really

emotionally attached to each other

and very much into this kind of touchy feely,

you know, I can't breathe without you

relationships really have to watch it,

because they're going to be in real trouble

when folks start leaving.

NARRATOR: Eddie finally has a talk with Jamie.

Are you going to talk to me ever?

I'm going to go crazy.

What's up?

I brought your shirt back.

Thank you.

How are you doing?

Good.

Tell me.

What's up with you?

Huh?

What's up with you?

You're weird.

You just act different around me.

And it bothers me because like I try to think about it,

but then I think, like, why I came here and stuff.

And I totally want to get to know everyone

here and bond with everybody, and I

feel like you're so distant.

Mm.

OK.

Oop, there it goes.

All right.

Anyway.

It's not really that I avoid you or try

to make you feel uncomfortable.

I really don't mean to do that.

I apologize if I do.

I do not want you to--

like, you know, like I'll hug and kiss Brittany goodnight

or whatever, and I wouldn't do that to you.

Not tonight.

Because I just don't want--

I just don't want you to take it the wrong way.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm not sure--

What would I take the wrong way?

I don't know, and that's why I--

I stray away from you more or less,

because I wouldn't-- like with Brittany,

there's a bottom line.

You know?

Nothing would ever happen between us.

With you I feel there's a different boundary.

Because you are-- like I could-- like I could

honestly see myself, if I--

if I wasn't with Monica on the outside,

definitely looking to pursue a relationship with you.

And from what I've seen from you,

I think that maybe you feel that too, you know.

Like, maybe-- I don't know.

I could be wrong. Maybe you [muted] hate me.

I don't know. Maybe you hate me.

I don't know.

But maybe on the outside, there could be something between us.

But not inside here.

But who knows?

Maybe even in the inside.

I don't know.

You know, I'm not in that situation.

Neither of us are right now.

So because you feel that way, that you're just kind of

different around me is that--

Yeah, more or less.

I would never, ever come in here looking for a relationship

or even expecting it or even having it.

Because to me, all that's doing is

I'm missing out on one more person that I could get to know

really well in this house.

And with you, I don't want that to happen at all.

I don't want it to feel weird.

I don't want that to be an issue at all.

You know?

And I don't want you to feel any differently about me

or doing anything around me that you do with Brittany.

So you can be totally normal.

Totally normal.

And you can, like, be all disgusting,

how you normally are. - Yeah.

You just haven't been around.

I told you, I don't walk on eggshells for anybody.

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NARRATOR: Curtis and Cassandra are concerned

about the upcoming nominations.

Those who nominate are going to feel guilty,

and those who are nominated are going to feel betrayed.

Yeah.

People have to realize that's how it's going to be,

but I don't think they do.

No, I don't think so.

It's-- it's-- they're acting like this is like

Never Never Land, you know?

Like you don't have to face reality, you know, and you do.

There were points when I'm like, kind

of down, as you know. - Mhm.

I know.

I know.

I would talk to you and I think Jamie when I was down.

But I think, you know, you said something yesterday.

You said that you have incredible coping mechanisms,

and I don't think everybody has that.

We may have some people who fall apart.

We may have some people who feel guilty about nominating.

We may have all of that.

You know, like if I get nominated tomorrow,

and I have to leave next week, as much as I'm

going to be disappointed that I'm not successful,

I'm not going to--

Be all--

Be all stressed.

Kittywompus.

- It's a game. - Oh yeah.

And somebody is going to get hurt by the game.

You know?

I think the three most likely candidates

are Eddie, Cassandra, and Josh.

I think there's a new dynamic in the house.

I think over the last nomination,

the dynamic was the, you know, so-called nuclear family

of kind of like Karen and George's

dad and mom and their-- and their son, Eddie, and kind

of their daughter, Brittany, and I think those four

kind of voted as a block.

And I mean, as it turns out, they were able to control

who got nominated or marked.

There's been sort of a split in that family.

[laughs]

There seems to be a new dynamic in the house

is the men versus the women or the women versus the men.

Some of that may be a result of the so-called love

triangle between Josh and Brittany and Jordan.

And even with Jordan gone, I think there's the whole Josh

and Brittany thing.

I don't know what's going on with that relationship.

But as a result of that, I think, you know,

Josh and Eddie have banded together,

and I think George sides with the guys.

And by the same token, I think Karen's become

really protective of Brittany, and Jamie

has kind of sided with them.

Because of that dynamic, I think Josh might be up for it.

NARRATOR: Karen has been longing to get letters from her kids.

[inaudible]

- Ah! - Yes!

Oh!

All right!

[inaudible]

All right.

Good job, Karen.

Thank god.

Yes.

Awesome, Karen.

This is from Ashley.

Hey mom, why haven't you written or called in a while?

[laughter]

Hee, hee.

I miss you so much.

And as you know, I need you here.

I'm living in a house with all guys.

Ah, oh well.

I miss you so much, and I can't wait till I see you again.

But don't get me wrong.

I want you to stay in the house and have fun.

Brittany seems really nice too, and you seem to get along.

I hope you do, and I love Brittany's

hair, hint, hint, hint.

I hear songs you would love, and it pains me to know

you can't hear them as well.

But I will simply say that my life has had the most

phenomenal turns of events ever this last month

than my entire life.

Enough said.

I guess only because I don't think I can divulge any more.

I want to thank you for having such wonderful friends

and family and for nurturing those relationships.

They are my lifelines.

You haven't embarrassed us kids yet.

Key words, yet.

[laughter]

And this is from Nate.

Hey, Mom.

How have you been?

You look like you're doing pretty well.

I miss you a lot.

I love you, Mom, and I can't wait to see you in person.

A true TV star.

I love you, Nathan.

This is so Nate.

[laughter]

That's most excellent.

Wasn't that neat?

I went in there, and I'm like--

Oh, I got something concrete.

See?

They want you to stay.

I know they do.

[laughs]

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NARRATOR: Jamie and George talk about Karen.

Did you ever talked to Eddie about it?

That surprises me.

I thought you would.

So he has no idea.

That conversation after you talked to me,

I am really struggling with that.

Mhm.

What I tell you is I tell you truthfully,

I have not said one word to anyone.

What do you do, you know? - Yeah, what do you do?

You know? I'm staying out of it.

That's weird.

What I think is hard for me is I see the--

the factions and stuff like that, you know, and it's like--

Right. Yeah.

I totally know what you're saying.

Yeah.

And you're like, is that real?

[laughs]

And the playing both sides [inaudible]..

When anyone's that open about who they're voting out,

that's not a good thing.

Like, in front of the group.

Because that can affect who other people vote for.

And that also tells me that that person would be just as

quick to do it to me or to anyone else they get mad at

or whatever.

You know?

That's all I can think about.

And-- and I think when you see, like, false affection and all

that stuff, it's just part of playing a game

and not wanting to get voted out.

That's kind of tough for me, when I--

you know, when I--

when I see stuff like that.

That's really-- [sighs]

It's tough in this house.

Someone is so, I guess, two-faced,

and you-- and you sit here, and you're like, it's not really

beneficial for you to do anything

about it just because it's such a dysfunctional house.

Like, what do you do about it?

Because the second you do something about it,

you get in the middle.

Yep.

It's a disaster.

I'd rather see someone have integrity and get kicked

out in the sixth round than be a total gossip and win all of it.

That's what I'd rather see.

Because you just never know.

And I might do something wrong or, you know, or the night

of the roast, or whatever, and when something will just flip,

and that person will just be going on and on about voting

me out this time or you.

You know what I mean?

It's just-- ugh.

So I just try to think of that.

But.

If you feel ever you have to question how

someone was when you're not there, you know,

that's not a good feeling.

That is not a good feeling.

[laughs]

I feel strongly that I can pick up good.

Like, I can pick up vibes on people, where their heart

is, you know what I mean?

And that will pretty much come down to how

I vote in the whole thing.

It won't really be who I like and who

I spent the most time with.

It will be like, who has the best heart.

And you know, I just think that's how you have to do it.

I don't know.

I do that.

That's what I'll end up with too.

NARRATOR: The houseguests were given a challenge

to create a daytime talk show, taking

on opposite personalities from their own.

Hello, I'm Karen Springer.

[cheering]

And I'd like to welcome everybody

to the Karen Springer Show.

I have a real interesting show here today.

And for my first guest, I'd like to bring out Eddie.

Yeah!

Eddie!

Yeah!

[cheering]

Well, Eddie, I gather you're a garbage collector.

Is that correct?

Yes, that's correct.

And you're married?

Yes.

Who are you married to?

I have a lovely wife.

A lovely, lovely wife.

Her name is Cassandra. - Cassandra?

Yes. Sweetheart of a lady.

OK.

Why don't we bring out Cassandra right now.

OK? - All right.

OK, Cassandra!

[cheering]

Cassandra!

We love you, Cassandra!

Woo-hoo!

Yes!

What's your occupation?

I'm a professional wrestler.

A wrestler?

And I don't know.

I gather that you have a secret?

I love you Eddie, but the marriage is not satisfying me.

[laughs]

What do you mean it's not satisfying?

I bring you love and caring!

Affection!

What do you mean it's not satisfying?

Eddie, it's just not enough.

You know.

Where am I lacking?

Eddie--

I pick garbage for you every day!

And this is how you thank me?

In front of these people!

I'm trying to stay with you, man, but you know, you're

just not doing it for me.

And my eyes are roaming.

Roman!

Who's Roman!

I'll k*ll him!

Eddie, I'm a pro wrestler.

People see me all the time.

I have a lot of men-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

We love her! - --coming to me.

You know, it's difficult.

Wait a minute.

Let's just-- let's just go ahead.

Let's go ahead. Let's bring him out.

George. George.

Will you come on out?

Eddie I'm sorry, but [inaudible]..

This guy, here.

Come on, George.

[crying]

This is my new man.

[whimpering]

This is my new man.

I'm just a mild-mannered, meek librarian who fell in love with

this beautiful wrestler woman.

I just-- [cries]

You left me for this?

For this [muted] bookworm?

- Eddie-- - Jeepers!

--let him say his piece.

Let him say his piece.

[blows nose] [hocks]

I looked in them eyes.

I looked at that body.

There was nothing.

Nothing that could save me from it.

I'm sorry.

She wrestles men for a living, you [muted]!!

I'm told you also have another secret.

Shut up!

Quit your sniveling!

Shut your mouth!

Don't you tell him about my other secret.

That you're really a man.

[cheering]

So that means, technically, I can

go toe to [muted] toe with you.

- Sit down. - Oh.

OK.

Listen.

I'd like to bring out my next guest, Curtis.

[cheering]

[yells] Narf!

Narf!

[raspberry] Ah!

Paison!

My [inaudible].

Hey!

Hey!

This is your twin.

Your Siamese twin.

This is my Siamese twin brother, Eddie.

We've been separated at birth.

I got the extra leg, and we're kickin' it!

[cheering] [raspberry]

I want to know who you [inaudible]..

You need a shower.

Shut up, you [muted]!

Sit down, man-thing!

Sit down!

[interposing voices]

Take your seat.

Take this seat.

I'd like to bring out my next guest, Jamie.

That's right.

Jamie is--

Ooh, Eddie has a secret.

--my secret.

Oh!

I am nothing but a country girl, first of all.

I'd like to make that clear.

And when I'm in my doublewide trailer at night,

I get lonely, OK?

Eddie, should I let it be known?

Tell it as it is, babycakes.

I'm Eddie's mistress.

You got nerve.

Eddie, what do--

what do you think about all this that unfolding before you?

I mean, are you-- are you comfortable with knowing

that you've been married to a man who's been fooling

around with a librarian?

Now, you know--

And yet, you.

Look at you.

Can I speak, here?

Eddie, I have another secret.

Should we just go ahead and bring her out right now?

You know, I'll tell you this right now.

I can't handle any more secrets.

I'm-- I'm gonna explode!

Brittany.

Brittany!

Who the hell is Brittany!

You b*tch!

You're cheating on me with that?

I cannot believe it!

That's a man!

[muted]

[interposing voices]

She's mine!

What are you doing, you crazy, psychotic l*sbian!

Get your a*s out of here!

[interposing voices]

Take a seat.

Let's talk about this.

OK, Jamie.

Baby, you look like you in trouble.

[sobbing]

What's-- what's going on?

What's going on here?

We have been together for four years,

and you're cheating on me?

You're cheating on me [muted].

It just happened a couple of times.

Oh.

A couple of times!

Every day for six months is more than a couple of times!

Six months.

How could you ever choose that over this?

Brittany, wait!

I hear you have a secret.

Oh, I'm not exactly from the planet Earth.

[laughs] I'm an alien.

You want to tell me an innocent country

girl like this has been sleeping with an alien?

[cheering]

[inaudible] you guys are messed up.

[laughs]

[interposing voices]

OK.

[inaudible] Good job!

NARRATOR: Tomorrow night, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be on a live edition of Big Brother.

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Cassandra has issues with the character she

played in the mock talk show.

No, I mean, OK, look.

This is my issue.

I'm the only black on the show.

Why do I have to be the loud one?

Tell me that.

Why couldn't I have Jamie's role?

For example.

For example.

OK?

I think it's because you're the quiet one.

Hm?

Because you're so quiet.

Mm, mm, I don't know.

They portrayed me as a womanizer.

I'm not a womanizer.

No.

I don't know.

I just-- that's like--

I'm like, OK, y'all.

I mean, he might have a point, but--

Also a lot of our roles were based,

I think, on, like, loosely on reality.

So you're Eddie's favorite.

You remain his wife.

But that's just a song.

Give me a break.

[laughter]

And since I imitated Eddie, like,

maybe that was part of it.

[laughter]

And since we cuddle in bed, we were the lesbians.

And since she is the boss of us, she was the boss of us.

[laughter]

George, on the other hand, was totally off.

I was like, mm-mm.

You know, I got really, really frustrated with that thing.

It puts me in a situation where I play right

into the stereotypes that white America has about black people

as the gum-chewing, loud-mouth woman

on that Jerry Springer Show.

And I don't want to do that.

It's not so much me, Cassandra, but as the only black

on the show now, I think that we have a responsibility

not to do that.

It just-- you know, it was just like, oh my god.

This is the opposite of what I should be doing on Big Brother.

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--together again.

Ooh.

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