01x22 - Episode 22

[bunniefuu]

[laughing]

Jordan's a real triathlete.

She's tried Josh, she's tried Brittany,

and now she's trying Eddie.

[laughing]

What the hell?

[theme music playing]

And it's just weird.

What is the purpose of the love bed?

Cassandra finally gets down to the question.

No, no, I'm not.

I mean, I'm not--

I'm not. - What is the purpose, anyway?

No, no, no, I just--

I just want to understand.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know, I sleep better when I'm near somebody else.

There's something about movement of a chest, like, breathing,

something about a heartbeat.

And something about--

Absolutely, yeah.

The warmth that lulls me to sleep.

That's very interesting.

I think I'm really learning how

to be more affectionate, with both sexes, especially women.

But you know, I wasn't raised that way at all.

And I was raised, and I had experiences

that that have conditioned me in a way

to correlate affection and sex.

Like, I would never be able to cuddle up with a guy

that I was not sexual with--

never.

Really?

Ever.

How about you, Cassandra?

Is that how you are, too?

Well I'm not--

the whole affectionate thing, we didn't really have that.

I mean, we weren't cold at home, but we don't have

all this touchy-feely stuff.

So even like if I was dating a guy,

I'd be like don't touch me, get away.

Really?

I don't like all that.

Like, when we're at home, and everything, that's cool.

But I don't want to be like all over somebody all the time.

And certainly, when I'm sleeping,

don't want some guy all over me.

I'm just like sleep over there, when I wake up,

I'll deal with you.

You know, that kind of thing.

Wow.

I don't like that, I never really did that, you know?

It's interesting.

That would never happen in my household, either.

There's a vibe that I get, difference

between affectionate and sexual, and I have no tolerance

for a public sexual.

But I don't-- like affection I see so different.

I agree with that.

I agree with that.

I wouldn't have trouble separating the two,

I just don't do the affectionate thing.

I mean, I have good-- like, I have a really good guy friend,

that I could just eat him up.

I just-- he's just so cute.

But I'm not going to be all over him all the time, you know,

and vice versa.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think the norm is to look at affection and sex

as one and the same, or as one leading to the other.

Yeah.

Like, I'm aware that my need or desire for touch

is not the norm.

Mm-hmm.

And so--

I think it's the norm.

I definitely think it's the norm,

your need and desire for touch.

But your comfort in getting that from both men

and women, on a platonic level, is not the norm.

Like, this whole love bed thing.

Yeah?

I would love to be like, cuddly with people,

but for one, I don't know if I would be able to separate

it, personally, from sex.

And the other thing is I know how

it would look to the masses, and I just

don't even want to go there.

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NARRATOR: Jordan decides everyone needs a workout.

This is totally like my aerobics that I did.

You taught aerobics?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Where?

- Fully. - Fully.

At the Y. At the Y.

OK.

We're waiting for the beer to chill,

we might as well do sit-ups.

[laughing]

[music playing]

Six.

Four, three, OK, hands on your butt.

Five, four.

OK.

Six on toes.

You guys want to do more?

No.

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NARRATOR: Brittany's been to Jordan's strip club,

and describes it to the others.

There's like, a couple-- there's like a couple of like,

cage kind of things, and then there's the stage.

Do you do the stage, or do you--

This is really cheesy, but there was a cage.

Like, there was a little stage, and then

there were bars all around it. - Yeah.

And then there was another like, little stage.

Stage with-- yeah.

There were like different stages.

So do they like you advertise your picture all over?

No.

OK, because I see a lot of places where they do that.

No, I would never have given them a picture of me.

Nobody knew I worked there, nobody.

- Oh really? - Nobody.

No one ever accidentally went in that you knew?

Not even your friends?

My closest friends did, but yeah,

basically, I was just like, I'm a student.

Oh.

Were you a student, when you were doing this?

- No. - Oh OK.

[laughing]

Yeah, so that was one thing that made it really hard,

was I was constantly kind of covering up.

You know, when I first started I was

all excited about being like--

just excited about exploring my sexuality, and exploring

like, this whole industry.

Like, it's so hard to picture me like, just seeing me, you know,

who I am.

But you totally take on a different persona,

a different aura.

There were some fantastic things about it.

There were some things I loved about it.

And when I quit, I went through a withdrawal,

because I missed the energy, and I missed a lot of things

about it.

And it was very empowering to me as a woman.

You know?

Oh, I'm sure.

Most people look at that as, oh it's so degrading,

degrading-- it is degrading, but it's also empowering.

And that's why I'm writing about it.

Oh, 'cause you had control over

whether or not you seduce them.

'Cause you're totally adored, and like, put on a pedestal.

And you're in control.

And there's something liberating about being on a stage,

and being comfortable enough with your body,

and seducing on stage.

Like, there's something very empowering about that.

Is there jealousy among the strippers?

Like, ones that made more money than others?

For the most part, no.

But there was some jealousy.

I experienced some jealousy because I

had these regulars that would come in

and pay me to sit by the hour.

And I wouldn't dance.

I'd just sit, and it was more of a company entertaining thing.

And you make tons of money.

And I made, you know, $, $ an hour.

And then these other girls were going around, working

their asses off, getting rejected,

being treated like crap, making $ an hour.

You know, getting two dances an hour, or something.

And then here I am, drinking wine,

having steak, whatever I was doing.

And then they'd just be like--

It was a dinner place too?

Yeah.

I mean they actually served--

OK.

So there would be some jealousy,

but for the most part, no.

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So, how long till you're done with school?

Six months.

Are you gonna take time off before you get a job?

My whole family wants me to.

What do you want?

They want me to go to Europe for like, a year.

'Cause they know how I am, and I've never taken a break.

What do you want, though?

I don't know.

I don't even know if I want to go back to school right now.

I'm happy when I do something good for a lot of people.

And I think that if I went on and became

an engineer or whatever, OK, I'd be good at it or whatever.

But I think I have more to offer than that, you know?

Do not get a degree that you don't want, and do not

get a job that you don't want.

And you're like, well, it's so bad, and get this,

and you start rationalizing it.

It's almost like getting stuck with

a girl that you don't want to be stuck with--

or a guy, you know?

Yeah.

And I'm the type of person that I don't let go easily,

but maybe that's my biggest fault.

I need to learn to let go of things, and change them.

If I had a chance to model again, I would.

If I had a chance to act, I would.

If I had a chance to be a VJ or something like that,

I would take it.

I would take any chance that was afforded to me that was halfway

decent, for a while at least.

I can't wait to hang out with people outside of this house.

I'm thinking it won't happen.

I'm thinking it will happen maybe two, three months down

the road, after everyone's out, for once or twice,

and that'll be it.

You don't think we'll all stay in contact?

We may stay in contact, but we won't be

able each other very often, 'cause we lead very busy lives.

So you have to drink tonight, come on.

I should probably go to the bathroom

before I go back outside again.

You're going to the bathroom?

Yeah.

OK.

You're not going to do anything, you're

not going to do anything.

Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak out,

don't do anything stupid, don't do anything stupid.

Don't do anything stupid.

[mumbling]

Don't do anything stupid, don't do anything stupid.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

You can control yourself, you're a human being.

[music playing]

OK, spill the beans, Karen.

Karen, I need to know this.

This is my feelings at stake.

It's like this.

The other night, I went in there.

I went into his room, and I talked to him.

Yeah?

Because he wanted to talk to me.

OK, wait, what are you saying?

So I go into his room--

This is so funny.

And I just went into this long talk

with him, about how, you know, I understood him being

the guy, and the power of having, you know,

girls interested in him.

He goes, I know, I know, I did wrong.

That's good to know.

I think he's interest in whoever's

paying attention to him.

You think so?

You think that's it?

And I think the fact that he says

that he would have sex with someone on the show, is like--

Well, then I'd be like, a bad pick.

[laughing]

He said, you know, the funny thing of it

all is I'm not attracted to either one of them.

I really only want Jamie.

Ugh, I'm such an idiot girl.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Karen surprises Curtis by dissing George.

And George wouldn't get up.

He'd say, well, is Eddie getting up?

No.

Oh, then I'm staying asleep.

I wonder if it's because George has never had a son.

I don't know.

OK, let me get the--

The bizarre thing was--

that was another thing--

Eddie and I were good friends coming in here.

So George latches onto Eddie.

So then I'm taking care of chickens,

he becomes chicken George.

So then I'm baking bread--

George is now the baking queen.

What else can I do?

I'm cleaning toilets.

[laughing]

You could do that, but no.

Let's see.

I got my haircut from Brittany, now he's getting

his haircut from Brittany.

I got close to Brit, he got close to Brit.

Oh, hot.

Go understand that one for me.

Or you can stay here and try to push that.

Or I could try to light this damn thing.

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NARRATOR: The houseguests were given a challenge--

to honor Curtis and Jordan with a traditional roast.

All right, we'll see.

Welcome to the first ever Big Brother Roast.

Tonight, you're going to see us recollect-- all of us,

as a family-- recollect on some of our favorite memories,

our favorite moments with both Curtis and Jordan.

So without further ado, our first family member to share

her thoughts is Brittany.

[clapping]

[cheering]

All right, Brit!

Watch yourself.

[laughing]

Hello everyone.

[laughing]

OK, first I'll start with Jordan.

Jordan, I thought you were a pole

dancer, not a bipolar dancer.

[laughing]

Curtis, your cuddling skills, not very good.

[laughing]

I don't intend with him, I go to cuddle up to him,

he's like this.

[laughing]

And now, our next family member that wants

to share her thoughts is Karen.

Give Karen a round of applause.

[cheering]

Thank you, Hollywood.

Which one, Karen?

Jordan.

Jordan, mm.

Is it just me, or are you looking a little pasty tonight?

[horn blowing]

[slide whistle]

Oh!

[laughing]

Pasty.

Pasty, pasty, nervous, pasty.

[laughing]

OK Mr. smarty-pants Stanford lawyer.

I just want you to know that your laugh will live on.

And because of your mask on the wall,

our laugh will also live on.

[laughing]

Jordan, I just heard you were an exotic dancer.

All this time, I thought you were neurotic dancer.

[slide whistle]

[laughing]

Jordan, I got to tell you, in the beginning,

I kind of thought you liked me, until you

started asking me to put dollar bills in your thong.

[rim shot]

[laughing]

I accept this award tonight as Big Brother of the year.

[laughing]

Curtis.

I am proud to be associated with such a fine lawyer.

You'll be fine member of the bar--

drinkers, that is.

[slide whistle]

[chuckling]

You've been taking your prosecution job a little bit

too seriously, because every night,

you've been prosecuting us with your snoring.

[spinning sound]

Ah!

[groaning]

It's been bad.

Oh no.

Jordan's a real triathlete.

She's tried Josh, she's tried Brittany,

and now she's trying Eddie.

[rim shot]

[laughing]

What the hell?

[laughing]

This just in--

Jordan has apparently been using the red room

so much that Big Brother is going to rename the red room,

"The Red Room Lounge." [rim shot]

[laughing]

Stop, not funny.

That was a good one, comedy guy.

[laughing]

In other news, Curtis--

just in case the federal prosecutor's office has been

watching the Big Brother show--

Curtis should have no fears, because the Three Tenors

are now looking for a fourth.

[laughing]

That's the end of our nude broa--

news broadcast.

Nude broadcast!

[cheering]

[pounding table]

Prayer! Prayer!

Prayer! Prayer!

Prayer!

[chanting]

[yelling]

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NARRATOR: Brittany questions Eddie's on Jordan.

Weirding you out, was your little talk today at the thing,

to Jordan.

Like, you can crash at my house?

My a*s, she can crass at your--

crash at your house.

I know that, I'm trying to be nice.

You're so full of [muted],, and I'm like,

what is he rambling about?

I don't know.

Why'd you say that?

I have to be nice.

I could have been a [muted] and totally thrown her, like--

You're so full of [muted],, and it's like,

who the [muted], is talking?

I know. You ready?

But look--

He's got one leg, but it's not Eddie.

But you know what, it's like this--

it's like, I'm doing my best here to [muted],,

you know, make amends with this girl.

Because I could deal with her for another two days,

I could deal with her another two weeks,

I could deal with her for another two months, OK?

I'm doing my best to make amends with this girl.

I'm putting out my hand with my palm up, showing my openness,

and you know, I'm willing to work things out.

And granted, we will not be best friends in here,

we will not be best friends in the outside world.

But let's make do, and not have any problems

while we're in here.

And I'm doing that the best I can.

And if you--

But you said all that stuff to me,

about how I should be this way, and not be nice to her,

and not eat [muted].

No, you should.

No, see I didn't eat [muted].

wasn't eating [muted].

Oh.

Oh.

I wasn't eating [muted],, you know?

But seriously, honestly, you want to know something?

If it came down to it, yeah, I would [muted],, I'd put her up.

I would.

[music playing]

You know, me and one of my friends

talked about this one time.

I don't know why we talked about this,

but we said it would be grosser for me, like for us--

like, it would gross us out more to kiss a guy than

to be doing a guy, even though that sounds very strange.

Yeah.

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't, really. - No?

Uh-uh.

Because kissing is really intimate.

That's what we're saying, it's more intimate.

It's really intimate.

Yeah.

I mean, unless you're into that, that's cool.

But like for me, 'cause I'm straight--

straight, even though I act not straight--

I'm straight.

I think you act pretty straight.

You think I act straight?

Really?

Yeah, totally.

I'm just not afraid to pick up things

that it would be feminine, you know, I don't care.

Like paint my toenails, or put makeup on, I don't care.

No, I think it's pretty obvious you're straight.

So if I come to Minnesota, and you do have a boyfriend,

what are we going to do?

I'll call you.

Well, what do you want to do?

I don't know, it's your town, damn it.

Well, I mean, if I have a boyfriend--

if I don't have a boyfriend, you can totally stay with me.

OK.

Then what are we gonna do?

Oh, I don't know.

[laughing]

We'll just stay in a lot.

I'll bring the bow tie.

[laughing]

We'll just stay in a lot.

Sounds good to me.

[laughing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

So sexy, I can hardly resist.

I know it is.

Oh, dance move.

Oh!

Oh you love it, you love it!

Oh, I love it, I love it!

Oh yes! Oh!

[music playing]

Live, 'cause you're living today.

Feel the thrill of life, and don't be afraid.

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