01x09 - Episode 9

[bunniefuu]

$ Is not going to hurt us.

[inaudible]

$ in beer is not enough beer for three men to drink.

I don't think that soda's a necessity, frankly.

If anything, soda makes you-- - Well, it's your fault--

May I say something?

--that we're having a problem with the list.

So I suggest you shut the hell up.

No.

It's not.

I suggest you watch how you talk to me.

So don't start writing checks that your a*s can't cash.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: Tonight, a whole new "Big Brother."

But first, highlights of the past week.

We begin as Josh quizzes Jordan about her boyfriend.

Um.

I'm not sure what I feel exactly, because I remember

when I first fell in love, it was like this crazy love,

like this intoxicating love. - OK.

Let me ask you this then.

You know.

When you're with him, always does your heart beat hard?

Every time you see him, do you go "wow"?

Does that happen to you?

Did that happen the first time when you were in love?

The first time I was in love?

When I was in love, that's what happened to me.

Yeah.

But I feel-- I feel kind of like with Ben,

like I've kind of grown into that.

Like, when we first started dating--

That sounds like an old marriage.

Like, oh, I've been with him for so long

that I couldn't be with anyone else,

even though he might be the greatest guy in the world.

I know exactly what you're saying.

Mhm.

He sounds like the perfect guy, every person's dream

and everything that you could look for and want for in a guy,

because like you said he's worldly, and he fascinates you.

And he's nice, tenacious, patient.

Mhm.

Probably good-looking, everything else.

Very intelligent.

Intelligent.

Mhm.

Is that enough?

See.

These are all questions I have.

You know, like, as far as me--

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

--getting really excited, like feeling giddy and kind

of out of control, I've never felt

that way in this relationship.

That's what I'm trying to tell you is--

But it's not necessarily something you have to have,

you know.

That's something necessarily I have to have.

I don't know about you.

That's your own choice.

But what I'm trying to tell you is you

don't have to think about those things.

If it's really, really meant-to-be,

you don't think about those things ever.

They don't come across your mind.

You just know.

You just don't.

I've had that in relationships though before--

- And you get hurt. - And they have failed.

And they fail miserably.

They've totally failed.

But what about the one that doesn't fail and is like that.

My God, how great is that?

But the thing with Ben is, like, I feel really

stable with him, like, happy.

I feel-- I feel happy, and I feel

like I'm not so intoxicated with this love

that I can't function without it.

- I got you. - You know what I mean?

It's not bad either.

So I'm totally-- like I'm experiencing a different

relationship that I've never had before, and it makes me happy.

And is it going to be the one?

I don't know.

I'm still trying to figure that out, you know.

But it's all about--

I can end this conversation real easy.

How?

You will figure it out.

And you'll figure it out by the time you leave here.

That's what I think.

[laugh]

ANNOUNCER: George discovers one of the chickens is hurt.

This chicken got its head-- and he ain't moving.

He got his head stuck in the gate.

- No. - Aw.

- Poor baby. - Is it

Dead?

Is our chicken dead?

I don't know, but he ain't looking good.

[inaudible], open the door.

- Can you hold your neck up? - Oh god.

Don't.

Oh god.

Is he dead?

Did he die?

He's fading away, guys.

People eat chicken every day.

Now they crying over their chicken.

That's ridiculous.

Maybe if we give him like CPR or something.

I'd do it if I thought it'd work.

What about if you blew some air in his--

Well, the thing is if his neck's broken,

there's nothing they can do.

Look.

This is k*lling me.

Let's be for real.

What are they about to do?

What exactly is everybody about to do?

What's everybody about to do?

Yeah.

About to eat dead animals that they delight in.

k*lling.

Now, they acting like they are all upset about a dead--

oh, it's such a shame.

Nobody back there are vegetarians.

No.

But we only have a limited number of chickens.

Oh, so it's a selfish thing.

They not upset that the chicken died.

They upset that they won't be able to get

something from the chicken.

Oh, that was an accidental death.

Opposed to, oh, you meant to k*ll me.

I'm dead.

[laugh]

They going to come in here and eat some more

dead animals, everybody.

You know, come on.

Yeah.

Come on.

Now, will his mouth dry out if you hold it open?

- Yeah. - OK.

Well, I shut it back up.

Well, he acts like he wants it.

She wants it, doesn't she?

Come on.

I mean obviously there's something seriously wrong,

because he wouldn't be-- she wouldn't be so calm.

Yeah.

Was she hanging?

- Just stuck. - I'll tell you what happened.

She got her head caught in there,

and she fought to get out and she broke her neck.

You're probably right.

Is there anything they can-- can they set her neck,

or are they just going to have to k*ll her.

No.

She's dead.

Her heart's slowing down too.

Come on.

You OK?

Come on.

She's got a nice little cage too.

Oh, look at him.

How you doing, bud?

Look at his little eye.

Cool.

How's One-Eye doing?

He's all right.

It's a girl.

- [inaudible]. - Yeah.

Sorry.

She's got to stay in the cage for hours.

For hours.

Oh.

So do we keep her indoors?

Let's keep her indoors.

Yeah.

She said we could put her outside,

but just not in the sun.

ANNOUNCER: Every Monday the houseguests

get a week-long challenge and have

the opportunity to wager % to % of their grocery money.

Their first challenge is called "Dead or Alive."

We have to figure out if they're dead or alive.

Pat Morita.

Alive, and Mr. Miyagi.

Wax on, wax off.

Uncle Miltie.

Alive and suing.

And who is the Bosom Buddy?

Buddy is--

Scolari. - Scolari.

Peter. Peter.

Peter, bosom.

Peter, bosom.

Peter, bosom.

How do you get that together?

How is it Peter?

A peter and a bosom.

[laugh]

ANNOUNCER: America Online is CBS's internet partner.

You can get to the Big Brother website

by logging on to bigbrother.com

or AOL keyword Big Brother.

Coming up.

A whole new "Big Brother."

But first--

When you attack my relationship

with a good friend.

She is more important to me than anything,

and you telling me she's a [muted]

token black friend pisses me off.

She is one of my best friends, and I

don't want you to say that.

I understand.

Well, that's what you think.

ANNOUNCER: Racial tensions heat up in the kitchen.

To me when I look at most of you, all of y'all seem pretty

much the same in general.

What do you mean?

Like when we have discussions, many of your experiences,

or especially things that relate to cultural experiences,

are similar.

The music you listen to, the things you like to do,

the life--

some of the life experiences that you embark on,

it's so similar.

Where mine is just not like that at all.

I feel that you don't want to learn from us.

I feel like we say something, and in your mind

you're already processing your rebuttal.

And you have a lot of good information.

And you have a lot of good things to say,

but I feel like you're using "Big Brother" as a platform

to voice your opinions and to like

impact the world on your thoughts and your theories.

But you're not--

I don't feel like you're interested in me whatsoever.

You're interested in making sure that I see racism.

Your reality is just all white.

And that's your world view.

If you listen to me, I grew up in North Minneapolis,

which is % Black and Indian.

Mhm.

If you'd listen to what I said,

you would have heard that.

And then you went on to say that I couldn't

believe I drove my car there.

And those people, they broke into my car.

I never say "those people."

That is a lie.

I would never say "those people."

OK.

I'm sorry I didn't quote you verbatim.

Well, you should.

If you're going to say a quote that's that derogatory

you better make sure I said it.

But my point is you say you want to get to know people,

and somebody else throws something out there that you

may not necessarily agree with, and you can suck it up and say

[muted] that person's reality is completely different than mine.

But on the same hand, when you engage other folks,

you can be so sly, and so witty, and so sarcastic,

and then laugh and want other people

to understand that, of course, that's just me being sarcastic.

I use sarcasm as jokes that are clearly not--

--made to hurt.

They're not made to hurt.

When you attack my relationship with a good friend,

that is made to hurt.

She is more important than anything,

and you telling me she is a [muted] token black friend

pisses me off.

Well, when you--

She is one of my best friends.

And I don't want you to say that.

I understand.

Well, that's what you think.

Right? But what you don't understand--

You know what. Just stop talking.

OK.

Because you're irritating the [muted] out of me.

You don't know what you're talking about.

You want to engage in this conversation,

and you're only worried about your [muted] feelings, right?

You don't think about the things that you say when that can be

offensive, but I'm not the type of person

that's going to sit there and cry

and whine and do all of that.

I just suck it up like a man and understand

that that's your reality. - A man?

You call yourself a man?

And that's your world view, and that's how you think.

And I can learn from that.

Our conversation is not based on racial differences at all.

But that's what you said.

Because she [inaudible] different--

And I'm not going to be known as the person who's holding

this red, black, and green flag trying to push the whole, you

know, look at us.

Help all black people.

No.

My point is not to fight racism.

Let's rewind the tape.

I said my point is to change the image of the black male.

Completely different than racism.

But it just seems to me that if you're going to be standing

there on a bandwagon you've got-- it can't be about,

you know, I have to be this macho black person,

because that's not what it's all about.

You got it all confused.

Macho black person is not at all.

It's just showing--

You're this this strong-- you're this strong--

- It's just showing. - You could be weak.

You can appear soft and still be strong.

It's just showing the world that I--

one representative of black males--

is a human being.

I don't want to be-- again, be known as the black superhero

for black rights on this show.

You know, I want to spend some time similar to what all you do

is getting--

allowing other people to get to know you as the individual.

I already--

I just felt like you were completely attacking me,

everything I said.

You may have thought that.

But I think that has a lot to do with you

being convinced that your thoughts and ideas were OK.

And no one ever challenging you on them.

I get challenged a lot actually.

On those ideas?

Yeah.

A lot of ideas.

You're not the only one that's ever challenged me.

OK.

I have been the minority in different areas.

Yeah. No.

I don't know what it's like to be black,

and I'm sure you guys have had a lot more injustices,

but I've been the foreign one in the country.

I have been the one had the problem to communicate.

I've been-- you know, I've lived in a predominantly black

neighborhood for five years.

I mean I have been the minority.

Right.

But I'm always the minority.

I know, and that's what I'm saying.

That it's awful.

I didn't like it when it happened to me, it's awful.

And you attacking me, like on my belief system hurt.

It's not right.

Well, Brittany.

You keep saying I'm attacking you.

I felt attacked.

I'm feeling as though I'm defending myself.

You know what it sounds like--

I wasn't attacking you.

There was nothing for you to defend.

How can you say that? That's so arrogant.

I was talking about me.

My personal-- my personal issues.

But that's so arrogant.

My personal things.

How can you determine if I feel attacked?

How can you determine if I feel attacked?

ANNOUNCER: Jordan is having a difficult night.

[sobbing] I don't know what's happening to me.

I'm just losing it.

What's wrong, boo?

Nothing.

I guess I had these--

I had these dreams last night about--

I had these dreams that-- that I had to go home

and I was, like, in this stupid strip club.

And it was like totally cheap, and [sniffle]..

I don't know why--

I don't know why I'm just falling apart right now.

Well, I think--

I'm just like totally losing it right now.

I have no idea why.

You know what it is.

I think that, like, probably right now for you

since we had the conversation about--

and you probably went to sleep on what to think

and what direction, or what is going to be

awaiting us once we leave.

You know, you probably thought about the best scenarios

and the worst scenarios.

And you know, your head probably got

fixed on the worst scenarios.

Well, just think.

It was a dream.

But you're awake, and that's not the reality.

The reality is--

The reality is I'm in this house with nine people,

and like half of them don't like me.

We don't like them either.

[laughing] Yeah.

All of them can't be like us.

It's not our fault that they hate us.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up.

A brand new "Big Brother."

But first--

Do you know how bad this sucks?

It's like, OK.

Let me pick from my family, or let me pick from--

I mean it's really like picking from your friends.

So it's not a good feeling at all.

And there's no right answer.

Like there's nobody I can pick.

There's not a single person in this house I could pick

that I'd want to pick at all.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: The time has come to nominate

the houseguests for banishment.

I nominate Will.

I nominate Jordan.

I nominate Will.

As much as I like him personally,

I think he's probably the most disruptive.

The second person I would nominate

is Karen, because it seems to me, at least,

that the stress of the house isn't

actually very good for her.

I mean she's already upping her cigarette dosage each day.

I nominate Curtis.

And then the second person I nominate is Brittany,

and they should get back to their daily lives.

That's it.

I nominate Brittany.

If I had to choose somebody who I feel hasn't contributed

enough to the way the house is being run

and to the chores and that kind of thing,

I probably would choose her.

And I also nominate Eddie.

He's not around when we need to have work done.

So unfortunately, those are the two people

that I'm having to nominate.

I'm nominating Eddie, because I know the guy has got

one leg and everything, but it doesn't change the fact

that he has a bad attitude.

And he's just a conversational deadbeat.

I nominate Karen, because I feel like this experience

is about more than just playing cards and doing chores.

I don't really get anything out of knowing Karen.

She makes me nervous.

She's like [inhaling].

It's just she makes me nervous.

I nominate Will, because other people

I didn't want to nominate, and just kind of who was left over.

He was one of the people that was left over.

I think the second person I'm going to nominate is Jordan.

But it's in no way a reflection of not liking her at all.

I nominee Brittany, and I also nominate Eddie.

With Brittany we're not compatible in terms

of our conversation.

There's a lot of friction there.

I nominate Eddie, because I don't feel as though I would

benefit from him mentally.

And he also sleeps very late and eats a lot of food.

I nominate William.

With as far as being working like a team type of an effort,

he has a hard time with that.

I nominate Jordan.

She has a hard time also working well with people.

OK.

First person is Will, because there is dissension,

and I guess I can't handle that.

You know, he's a controversial person.

And I nominate Jordan for the same reasons.

It's not so much what she says.

It's the looks that she gives.

The first person I nominate is Jordan.

Her and I have had our differences,

and we have resolved them, granted,

but I feel that there's a tension between her

and other members of the house.

My second nomination is Mega, because again the same reason,

but I again see tension that he's causing in the house.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests learn their fate.

JULIE: So is everyone ready? - Yeah.

Yes.

I guess so.

JULIE: The first nominee is William.

Yes.

Haters.

JULIE: All right.

William, you're taking it well.

The next nominee is Jordan.

And that's all they're going to do.

- Is that it? - They're gone?

And they're out of here.

I almost got us the time.

Wow.

JULIE: All right, houseguests.

I will be back next week.

Until then-- - Damn.

JULIE: Jordan, William, good luck to both of you.

Later.

All right.

Who voted me out?

Speak up.

I'd really like everybody to tell me why they voted me out.

I'd like to know.

I think we should do that on group--

or an individual basis, not group.

What do you guys think? - No.

I want to know in the group.

I mean that's my wish.

You want to know as a group?

I'd like us all to talk about it right now?

I want people to tell me.

Mm.

That's interesting.

You know, I mean, us, we are both nominated

to get kicked out of the house.

I think you guys, you guys nominated us,

you guys need to tell us.

You guys need--

Now they trying to run away.

Yeah.

You need to fess up and tell us--

Get some ba*ls.

--what your reasons were and who nominated us.

I think that's only fair.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: The two marked houseguests plot their revenge.

And now, one of us is going to go.

So they're going to totally divide us.

Yeah. I remember.

The people-- if anybody had any sense, other than people who

had conflict, with the exception of you and Eddie,

and me and Brittany, the people who

they felt most threatened to win is who you would vote for.

That sucks!

I'm a rough rider.

I don't got to hang out with none of their a*s.

I'll roll by my damn self.

[laughing] Let's just screw them all.

Look. Look.

Let's just screw them all.

Hey, at least, we've got a week.

We've got a week to be here.

I mean I can do a lot in a week and just--

[inaudible].

Because I'm planning on going home.

I'm planning on going home in a week.

We should go get our work out on.

Eat extra food.

Whatever we do, we'll make-- look.

We'll make it even.

You see what I'm saying.

What do you mean?

We'll allow for the American public

to judge us based on the past week.

Not on anything we do while we're here from now on.

ANNOUNCER: And now, an all new "Big Brother."

Five days ago, the houseguests wagered %

of their grocery allowance to compete in the weekly challenge

"Dead or Alive."

Now, they will be put to the test.

To win they can only get three wrong.

QUESTIONER: George, Jimmy the Greek?

Jimmy the Greek is alive.

QUESTIONER: Incorrect.

Shirley Temple.

Shirley Temple is alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Sorry, guys.

[interposing voices]

You didn't give an incorrect answer.

Sorry, guys. I feel bad.

It's not your fault.

That was a team answer.

That was the team.

- So that was-- - Sorry, guys.

That was a team answer.

No.

You didn't do it wrong.

QUESTIONER: Cassandra.

Sorry.

You didn't do it.

Jimmy the Greek, we had agreed was alive.

QUESTIONER: Barbara Jordan.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Axel Rose.

Alive.

Correct.

[applause]

Cassandra!

[inaudible] alive.

Thank God.

QUESTIONER: Jordan.

Jimi Hendrix.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Mr. Ed.

Mr. Ed the horse?

Dead.

QUESTIONER: You are correct.

[applause]

I was like Mr. Ed the horse?

Mr. Ed the donkey.

Good job, [inaudible].

[inaudible]

QUESTIONER: Josh.

Come on, Joshua.

- Big J-man. - Come on.

We can do this.

Full anxiety.

I know, but I don't want to be the last one and screw up.

I will be.

QUESTIONER: Lynn Swann.

Lynn Swann is alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Traci Lords.

Traci Lords is alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

[applause]

Joshua!

QUESTIONER: Jamie.

Don't make me.

Come on, Jamie.

QUESTIONER: John Glenn.

John Glenn the astronaut, alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Elvis Presley.

Elvis Presley is dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Good job, Jamie.

[inaudible] the tension for me.

Come on.

Get me out there.

You'll be fine.

QUESTIONER: Brittany.

- Come on, Britt. - Come on, Britt.

Go, Britt.

Oh.

Go, Britt.

Guys, if I screw up, will you hate me?

Just take your time.

QUESTIONER: Tonya Harding.

Oh, alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Tupac Shakur.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct. [applause]

- Good job, Britt. - Yeah!

Yes.

QUESTIONER: Eddie.

- Come on, Edward. - He's dead.

He's dead.

Let's go, Eddie.

Make it rock, Eddie.

I'm getting nervous.

I am so nervous.

QUESTIONER: Mickey Mantle.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

River Phoenix.

Dead

- Correct. - Woo!

Eduardo.

Uh-oh.

QUESTIONER: Karen.

You're all right.

You're all right.

Keep going.

Take your time.

QUESTIONER: Bobby Knight.

Alive.

Thank you.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Irma Bombeck.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

I'm so happy.

I was so scared.

Good job.

We got one more.

QUESTIONER: Curtis.

- Me and Will. - No.

Two people. - Come on, Curtis.

Curtis and Will.

OK.

Go, Curtis.

QUESTIONER: Anson Williams.

Potsie is alive.

QUESTIONER: Correct.

Lady Bird Johnson.

We've decided that she's dead.

QUESTIONER: That is incorrect.

All right. That's all right.

That's all right. - That's OK.

That's all right.

He gave a clean answer.

[interposing voices]

We have three, right?

That'll be easy then.

If we can get one right.

Not me. QUESTIONER: William.

- Man, you can do it. - Come on, William.

Go, Mega-man.

Come on, Mega.

They've been group decisions though.

QUESTIONER: Mean Joe Green.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: Incorrect.

Kathy Griffin.

Dead.

QUESTIONER: That is incorrect.

You have exceeded your allotment of answers.

There are too many incorrect.

You've lost the week-long challenge.

Way to go, guys.

Tell me he didn't do that on purpose.

That is so wrong.

Well, I think we need to start rationing.

Rationing?

For him.

I am sorry that's so wrong.

Oh hey.

We're budgeted for $.

We'll survive.

We're OK actually.

I know.

Oh, I know we're OK.

It's just--

It's OK.

It's OK.

Will intentionally threw the weekly challenge out the window

at his own call.

And it just wasn't right.

It wasn't fair to the rest of us who have

to stay here and live here.

If he wants to leave, then fine.

The front door's open.

Let him walk out of it.

Based upon his actions, most likely

he'll be voted out on Thursday.

So Thursday night, he'll be eating

cheeseburgers and pizza while we're all in here starving.

When I play basketball, we all fight for one goal,

and that is to win.

And this here, you know, nine of us fought for one goal,

and that was to win, except for Will.

He totally rebelled and went the other way.

So he intentionally threw the game,

and I have no respect for that.

And I can't-- I won't tolerate that.

So my relationship with Will will be on the decline

until either him or myself is out of the house.

Unless Will reaches his hand out in terms of "I apologize.

I should have studied more, or my actions were uncalled for."

Unless-- unless he does that, he has

no help-- no hope of a friendship of any type with me

personally.

And I'm pretty sure it goes for the rest of the house as well.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: The weekly challenge controversy

gets everybody talking.

What's up?

The same ole [muted],, just a different day.

You can't be feeling good about yourself though.

Why is that?

I mean living with eight people

who you're not in harmony with.

It's the everyday struggle of life.

This is just another small thing.

But you could make an--

you could make an effort though.

Living in discord with people is like--

it doesn't do anybody any good, you know.

- But-- - I would rather--

I'd rather suck it-- - But faking--

The fact that they voted me out.

I'd rather suck it up.

But that's not what I'm talking about.

Like I told you before, before we even get the vote out.

That's not the issue.

Yeah.

I don't kiss nobody a*s.

I'd rather die in the grave, standing on my feet

than live begging on my knees.

I think it takes a stronger person

to suck it up under criticism.

I am sucking it up.

- You know. - All right.

What is your example of me not sucking it up?

What am I doing?

What?

You totally like--

you didn't study any of those names.

What makes you think that maybe I didn't--

I purposely answered all of them wrong.

Yeah.

That just makes you look bad.

In your eyes.

It just makes you look bad.

I think it makes--

I think it makes you look bad in everybody's eyes.

Well, like I was telling him I hope that [muted] stays

here next week and starves.

You know what I'm saying.

Because I mean he'll be out here Thursday

night eating cheeseburgers.

You know what I'm saying?

While we're all starving till Saturday morning.

Yeah.

So I hope that [muted] stays and starves.

I just think that your type of personality

and my type of personality can be really hard to deal with,

so you and I sometimes need to make that extra effort.

These people had days to deal with that reality.

Instead, they chose to sit back, deal with things on a surface

level, and handle this, for the most part,

based on competition.

So we want to compete, I'm a competitor.

Let's go.

I'll make this thing as hard as we possibly can make it.

You're not going to beat-- you're not going

to beat anyone but yourself.

Last night, I said I was impressed.

I think I told you.

How he handled it.

You know, I thought he handled it OK.

It was, like, OK.

I knew this, you know.

And he was-- he wasn't [muted] about it.

Good point.

Well, I'll get these--

Sorry.

But I have changed my mind.

The only thing in this world I got

is my self, my principles, my raison

d'etre, reason for being.

Mhm.

If I'd given up that for $,, I'm just another h*.

I think the winner--

you're talking about winners.

I think the winner is going to be the one who's

most able and willing to change personally

for the better of themselves and for the group.

Right.

And to learn from this whole experience.

Rather than be vindictive and just like, oh, [muted]

them all.

We would have picked up $ more.

No.

We're talking about that.

It was like $ swing.

$.

We were budgeted for $ under.

So all of a sudden, we'd have $ cash rich.

Justice is reward for your good

and punishment for your evil.

That's what you get when you give up.

[water running]

Reward for your good, and punishment for your evil.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests discuss

how much of their grocery money to set aside for Jamie's

upcoming birthday party.

$ is not going to hurt us.

What's the $ for?

$ for beer.

To get some beer for her birthday.

Then, y'all keep the $ and do whatever you want to do.

She doesn't even drink beer.

It's for you to drink, Will.

No.

Not just for me to drink, Will.

Eddie and the rest of the five people, four people who

decided that they wanted to do it

is because they also wanted to do it.

$ in beer is not enough beer for three men to drink.

I don't think that soda's a necessity frankly.

I haven't drank the soda since I've been here.

It's not a necessity.

If we talking about, um, surviving.

Yes.

We can nitpick everything that everybody eats and doesn't eat.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

I'm not nitpicking.

But if we're talking about conserving and being

conservative, the only thing we need to drink

is water and maybe milk, not soda.

If anything, soda makes--

Well, it's your fault that we're

having a problem with the list. - May I say something?

No.

So I suggest you shut the hell up.

It's not my fault that we having a problem with the list,

and I suggest you watch how you talk to me.

- Oh really? - Yes.

What are you gonna do, Will?

I suggest you watch how you talk to me.

That's what I suggest.

Ooh.

I'm [muted] scared.

It's not my fault that y'all kept me up all [muted] night.

It's not my [muted] fault that I continue to ask you to keep

it down, but it got louder.

That's not my fault. When you think about it, Miss Brittany.

It's not my fault you're too stupid to remember names.

I'm far from stupid If you thought about it.

If I wanted to, all the ones that were true,

or all the ones that were alive I could have said alive,

but isn't it ironic that I said dead, dead, dead?

Far from stupid.

Then, you shot yourself in the foot.

That's so stupid. - Not at all.

No. That's what you think.

OK. Well, let's just drop it.

- That's what you think. - Let's just drop it.

OK. - You started it.

Now, you can't handle finishing it.

I think that you are so [muted] shallow

that you can handle stuff when you put it out there.

That's what I think. - Fine.

You have the right to your opinion.

When you're in your Brittany's imaginary world.

You have a right to your opinion, Will.

That's what I think.

Of course, and you want me to stop talking now,

but I'm choosing not to.

- Fine. - All right.

Ramble on.

So don't start writing checks that your a*s can't cash.

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ANNOUNCER: To celebrate their one week anniversary,

"Big Brother" surprises everyone with a picnic supper.

Let's see what we got.

Close your eyes, Eddie.

All right.

Yeah!

All right.

All right.

No looking.

Chicken?

Fried chicken.

How pretty.

There's more stuff in there.

Can I--

No looking.

Fried chicken [inaudible] real good.

No looking.

There's beer.

You guys, we hit the lottery.

Do you know which ones-- hold on.

Let me [inaudible].

There's beer.

I'm so happy.

Come here.

Give me a hug.

There's beer.

Is there wine?

All right.

[inaudible], or do you wanna--

I'll take a beer.

I got that.

We got wine.

Wine?

We got wine.

Hey, this is an exciting Friday night, man.

I love it.

It is Friday night.

I was gonna say, is this Friday?

Who said this was going be hard?

I wanna a thigh.

Can I ask for a thigh?

May I ask for a breast?

I want a thick breast.

Here it is.

Does Will know it's here?

He does now.

I told him he can come, or I can set aside a plate.

He said he'd be here. - Who, Mega?

Yeah. He was asleep.

George, thank you.

We need to have a salute.

Oh yeah.

Salute to everyone here.

Thank you, George.

Thank you.

Everyone here.

Wait, wait.

[interposing voices]

Curtis.

Cheers, everybody.

Cheers.

Curtis.

[interposing voices]

[grunt]

Guys, eat up those potatoes before they get cold.

Eat 'em up.

You eat 'em.

I'm already eating them.

You think Will wants them?

He ain't here.

Eat it.

Kinda ironic.

We took care of the chicken, and now we're eating it.

I don't want to know.

Just a minute ago, they were all, like, at attention.

Now, they look nervous.

Oh [muted], there's Billy.

All right.

Hey.

What's happening?

The beer's right there.

Yeah.

I see.

Yeah.

That looks good.

We're overdue.

Light or dark meat?

Whatever you grab, baby.

Thank you, sir.

I'm so happy right now.

I'm just sitting in a peaceful place.

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ANNOUNCER: Last night, William was kept awake by a slumber

party in the living room.

Eddie accuses him of blowing the challenge to get revenge.

That was sad what happened today.

Yep.

We had it, Eddie.

I know we did.

What are you gonna do?

Can't do a [muted] thing.

We were just talking about your actions earlier today.

I figured as much.

Yeah.

What do you got to say?

My actions speak louder than my words.

So.

So what?

You want to take it out on the rest of the team,

because a couple of us decided to be loud in the living room

last night.

Y'all [muted] me.

Was that logical?

Does that make [muted] sense?

Does that make [muted] sense?

To me, you [muted] me.

You bet.

You didn't just [muted] me, you [muted] everyone else.

How stupid is that?

- It's not stupid to me. - Yes.

It is stupid.

It's stupid to you.

It's stupid.

It's [muted] dumb.

- What's so [muted]? - You [muted] the whole team.

You want to [muted] me, you come over here

and you [muted] me on the side. You don't [muted] everybody.

It wasn't one person.

You don't [muted] everybody, man.

I do whatever the [muted] I want.

That's Ret*rded.

That's Ret*rded.

You Ret*rded.

All right, fine.

That's just [muted] ignorant, man.

Well, that's what you think it is.

I figured you to be smarter, more educated than that.

It had nothing to do with being

educated or being smarter.

That's just [muted] ignorant if you ask me.

Well, you're entitled to that.

That's ignorance, man.

Ignorance is not knowing.

I knew exactly what I was doing, dog.

That's ignorance, man.

Because we gave you the option, and you decided not to--

No, y'all didn't. Who gave me the option?

--be pissy. Jordan.

Jordan said I'm sleeping out here.

You can sleep in my bed tonight.

You said no.

You went back into bedroom. - You're wrong.

I'm telling you. Rewind the [muted] tape, man.

No. You rewind the tape.

Rewind the tape.

The third time I walked around here myself.

That's all I'm saying.

Rewind the [muted] tape.

Came to get something, she said that.

That was after the third time I asked.

I was in the living room with her.

You go ask Curtis.

I was in the [muted] living room with

her when I heard her say it.

She asked me that when she came to get

her covers and her pillow.

I was already in her bed.

That was after the third time I had asked everybody.

It was still too loud.

When I was around there.

I said [muted] it.

It was already too loud.

I'm up.

My sleep is broken.

After I asked three times, everybody gave me [muted]..

You know what it is.

I don't know why you trying to hold me

to some different standard, like I'm coming from a world

that you have no idea about.

But I don't believe in [muted]..

Three kids [muted] with you, so you [muted]..

Come on, man. - Three?

There weren't three.

That was half the house, dog. - OK.

So fine. Half the house.

So half the house [muted] with you,

so you got to [muted] the other half to prove that you're

a man, you're a big dog? - No.

Come on, man.

That's bull [muted],, and you know it.

That's [muted].

To me I didn't hurt--

What did Cassandra do to you last night?

What did Cassandra do you last night?

Nothing. She went to bed.

Karen went to bed.

What the [muted] did they do to you?

- I didn't hurt us. - You hurt them.

You didn't just hurt me.

You hurt them.

I said to me I didn't hurt anybody.

Technically, ain't nobody starving in here.

Oh, man.

Nobody.

[muted] still going to eat three times a day.

If they wanted to eat, they would

chose to buy different things.

To me much [muted] like $ worth of cinnamon is useless.

Getting--

You're absolutely right.

I agree with you there.

You're absolutely right. - Cinnamon.

[muted] and soda is useless.

You're absolutely right.

We don't need soda or cinnamon to survive.

Absolutely.

I agree with you.

So that's my point, and I was willing to give up

my $, note, to get the beer.

Like you were as well, and like he was, but they wanted

the [muted] for this long term vision that they have,

thinking that they they're going to be here

to spend $ when they not.

There's only going to be four or three

people around to spend $.

Because each time people going to want to save this [muted]..

I'm-- I'm about it.

We can be soldiers about it, and we don't have to eat [muted]..

If you want to struggle for this, we can struggle.

See who really the strongest, not

live in this prissy old, you know, everything goes your way.

Eat fine, then fine.

If y'all want to struggle for the G's let's struggle.

You don't like it.

Leave, man. - Nah.

[muted]

The door is open.

You don't like it.

If you don't like it, you leave.

I'm happy, man.

I'm [muted] happy.

Then why you out here bitchin'?

Because you intentionally missed all three.

You don't know if I intentionally or not.

I'm telling you right now I know you did.

How you know?

Because all [muted] week, you didn't take two minutes

to come out and study with us.

You were [muted] around, sleeping.

- That's wrong. - [muted] off.

Whatever you were doing. - You got nerve to say [muted].

You were in your [muted] room.

We're out here studying, and you're [muted] off.

Wrong. No.

I'm not [muted] off.

That's your a*s last night, [muted] off.

It's not even the last [muted] hours

when you found out you were marked

that you didn't bother with us.

That had nothing to do with it.

All [muted] week you didn't give a [muted]..

Had nothing to do with it.

You didn't give a [muted] all [muted] week.

- But let's go. - And you know it.

That's part of the competition.

And you [muted] know it.

I figure y'all a bunch of softies.

That's [muted], man.

[chuckle] The [muted] is running

out here complaining to George.

If you had something to say to my face

you would came to my face upfront from the beginning.

Not wait for me to come to you and then say,

I'm saying it in front of your face.

You're only saying it because I put you on the spot.

- Really? - Absolutely.

You ain't come to me first. I came to you.

Why am I going to come to you and start [muted] with you?

I got no [muted] beef with you.

I'm not saying start [muted] with me.

You're basically saying, why don't you

come to me and start [muted]?

Now, you say I'm looking for [muted] problems and conflict.

I'm not looking for that. - No.

I'm saying if you had an issue with it, you wouldn't [muted]

behind a man's back.

Men don't [muted] behind men's back.

I will [muted] tell you to your [muted] face what

you pulled today is [muted].

I'm telling you right now.

But you didn't come to me then.

I came to you first. - Why?

Because then you'll looking for problems.

Then you're looking for problems.

You're looking for problems then.

I ain't looking for no problems.

Yes, you are.

Not at all.

You are.

Not at all.

OK.

You talk about people sleep all week.

All you do, and you admit it, is sleep all week,

and eat, and not do [muted].

That's what you say you do.

Everybody admits it.

Your little happy little family says, oh,

Eddie, have some more to eat.

Eat some more, Eddie.

Oh, you're a growing boy.

Eddie sleeps all day.

That's what they say.

You admit it.

It's OK for you to do it.

It's all right, because you in.

I know when it came down to crunch time I performed,

and you didn't. - No.

No.

I performed.

I don't think you did.

I did what I needed to do.

I don't think you did.

No.

You-- no, you think.

You think that.

But it's--

I'm telling you right now.

It's a [muted] madness, dog.

It's a method to the madness.

I don't think so.

It's a method-- it's a method to the madness.

I don't think so.

You think I don't know Mean Joe Green is alive?

Obviously not, man.

Well, you thought wrong.

OK.

There's a method to the madness.

OK.

You want to compete. Let's compete.

I hope your method works out for you.

I hope your method works out for you.

I don't think you do.

I hope it does, man.

I don't think you do.

Best of luck to you, man.

Because you're going to need it.

I don't believe in luck.

You're going to need it.

There's no such thing as luck.

- Really? - Absolutely.

Really?

Absolutely.

No such thing as luck.

I believe in God, unlike some of us.

ANNOUNCER: Tune in Monday for a new "Big Brother."

THEME SONG: Live.

Because we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life and don't be afraid.

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