01x52 - Come Fly with Me

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪

[both] Yes!

♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪

Yeah!

♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

Whoa!

♪ A real good time ♪

Aah!

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now, gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we always stick together ♪

♪ Oh, we're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're callin' everyone ♪

♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

Yeah!

[buzzing]

[Goofy] More molasses, Peg.

[Peg] Are you sure, Goofy?

Yep. Another gallon or two.

Shoofly pies need that
certain feety feelin'.

Mm. Nope.

Doesn't feel right yet.

Last one in's a broken egg.

Oh, no, you don't!

But I wanna make pies, too.

I'm a great scroosher.

Sorry, dear, but Goofy's the kook--

uh, cook today.

We wouldn't be caught dead in his kitchen,

except he needs a hand--foot--

some help making his very
interesting shoofly pies.

Creeper jeepers.

My sentiments exactly.

Shoo, fly. You don't get any.

Wow, Mr. P.

State-of-the-art,
top-of-the-line Hank 5000.

With every hi-tech gadget money can buy.

Here. Make yourself useful,

and I might let you look
at it through the window.

Think of the games we
can play with this, Max.

Right on, dude.

Boxing gorillas, 50 flies from Fiji,

and UFO masters.

[buzz]

We got a paragraph 7, subsection "D".

Oh, OK. Here we go.

[mumbles]

[buzz]

Put cable "a" into slot "b"--

Outta my face, ya bug!

You're about to make
your mark in literature.

Ha ha ha!

-[raspberry]
-You no-good flyin',

six-legged, interruptin'
little pest anyway.

Hey! What do you think you're doin'?

Uh, helping you, sir.

You spuds hit the road.

Don't even breathe
in the same room with my Hank 5000.

Huh! Kids.

Good thing you can write
'em off at tax time.

Otherwise they wouldn't
be any good at all.

[buzz]

You again?

Will you get away!
Coime here, you little--

I gotcha!

You're askin' for it, bugsy.

Coast is clear.

Games away, dude!

Now, let's see, it...
Uh...Oh, boy.

This is more complicated
than I thought, Max.

Ah, gimme a break, Peej.

Don't we need the instructions?

Instructions are for adults.

Get with the program, dude.

[Max] Look out!

Musta crossed some cables or something.

You bust Hank,
and my dad'll cross my cables for good!

You worry too much.

Only since we became friends.

[doorbell rings]

Here ya go, Peg.

These are for you and Petey boy.

Oh, well, thank you, Goofy,

but it's really not necessary.

Think nothing of it.
Where would you like 'em?

Tacoma.

I mean, put 'em anywhere, I guess.

Just not on the kitchen table!

One of the legs is loose.

Ah-hyuck! Don't worry, Peg.
Got plenty more.

Don't bother, Goofy. Please...

Don't bother.

Shucks, it ain't no bother at all.

Read it and weep.


Beat that, sucker.

Ha! With both eyes tied behind my back,

Max-a-mundo.

[Pete muttering]

Old Hank'll tell me how
to murderlate flies.

-My dad!
-We're dead!

Hey...

Somebody's been messin'
with my Hank 5000.

When I find those spuds,
I'll peel them, too!

A game!

Those kids were playin' a game

on my business computer!

[buzz]

You? Why, I'll...

I'll...I'll teach you to bug me!

Gotcha! Ha ha ha!

Whoaaa!

Hey, look, Max.


Sit back and watch a champ, chump.

Awesome! 49 to go.

Hey, what's goin' on here?

Say, I feel kinda weird.

Oh. [screams]

Almost got him!

He's quick, man.
Must be the head ninja fly.

He's worth 1,000 points, and he's mine.

No! Hey!

Whoa! Aah!

I won! I won!

Peeeeejaaaaay!

It's your pop.

Bye.

Whoa. Oh, I, uh...

I musta been dreamin'.

Yeah, I was dreamin'.

Hey.

I'm hairy and legged.

I--I got wings.

I must be dreamin'.

That's it. Just gotta pinch myself.

Yeow! I'm never gonna do that again.

Why...

I'm a... I'm a fly?

[P.J.] He's gone.

Great. Let's get some more game time
before your dad gets back.

My turn, dude. Stand back.

Hey. It's not 50 flies from Fiji.

It's boxing gorillas.

Cool! P.J.! Son! Don't touch Hank!

It's my only way back to bein' me!

Aah!

Uh, maybe we shouldn't mess
with my dad's computer anymore.

I'm feelin' real guilty,

like he's kind of,
I don't know, watchin' me?

I gotta get their attention.

Ha ha! Boy, has he got you trained.

Yeow! That fly bit me!

Hey, uncup me, you flynappin' spud!
Hey! Hey!

Ohh.

The Goof! He'll help me.

Mmm.

Shoofly pie.

Mm, what a tasty smell.

Huh?

A fly in my shoofly pie. A-hyuck.

Ya shoofly pie fly-paperin' Goof.

I'm gonna--hey!

Aw. Poor little feller. Here.

Let me clean ya up.

I don't wanna--

[sputtering]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Whoa! Haah!

There ya go.

Shoulda known better
than trust a Goof to give a fly a hand.

What am I gonna do?

[Peg] Pete, I don't know where you are,

but I know you can hear me.

Chop that tree down,

or you're gonna sleep under it tonight!

Popsicle lips. She'll help me.

Peg o' my heart!

Sweetie!

It's your hammock honey bear.

Your buzzin' Petey fly.

Pegums can't hear me.

I gotta get closer.

Peg!

Peg, it's me--Pete!

Daddy's home, sweetie-pie.

Pete, where are you?

Right here!

Where's here?

Right...here!

No. No, no.

No, no, aah!

Eeeeeeee...

Ticket!

Uh-oh.

This ain't no trampoline.

I hope we're havin' an earthquake.

Oh, mama!

Nice spider.

Nice, ugly, droolin',
hairy, hungry spider.

Help me!

Get me outta this one.

And I'll be good. I'll be really good.

No more cheating my consumers.

No more-- [buzzing]

No! Hey, watch it!

Look at all the bugs.

I gotta get a bigger bug light.

Ouch! I can't get used to these hands.

New recruit?

Yes, sir.

Shanghaied in my own sycamore.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

I'll hut you, ya lousy--

[gulp]

[buzzing]

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Yeah.

Hey!

Whoa!

Heh heh. Me?

Have you boys seen Pete?

No, Mrs. P.

Haven't seen him
since he went after the fly, Mom.

Have you seen Daddy, dear?

Uh-huh. Lotsa times.

No, sweetheart.

I meant have you seen Daddy lately?

Maybe he's playing hide-and-seek.

I'll find him!

Ohh, an island vacation,

no one around for miles.

What are we, men or flies?

Flies!

Lousy, stinkin' flies.

Here is our target.

My house?

We're invadin' my house?

Here is our enemy.

We'll see about that, ya maggot.

No fly-by-night flies

is gonna track my house up with fly feet.

Huh. This'll bungle those bugs.

Ha ha!

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4...

[plays charge]

[blows whistle]

Aim!

No!

That major maggot's a general nuisance!

What are you doing?

Making Mommy nice for Daddy.

There's an old expression--

you get more flies with honey.

Ha ha ha.

Help me, love butter.

Come on, Peg, help me.

It's me!

I'll look nice for Daddy, too.

Aw, isn't that cute?

He'll love that, dear.

[sputtering]

[coughing]

Uh-oh.

Look, you caught a fly already.

Get that fly out of my ointment, dear.

Poor little fly. He needs a bath.

Sure, go ahead.

Drown Daddy,
ya little...

Help! Help!

Ah-choo!

The flies are comin', ya dipsticks.

Ah-choo!

No, no! Yeee!

Hey! Hey, you spuds!

The flies are comin'!

The flies are--

Not now! I'm trying to--

Uh-oh.

[clears throat]

Traitor.

[kicccct]

Does [kicccct] mean what I think it means,

ya winged nut?

[gulp]

Goofy, have you seen Pete?

Sure, Peg. Lotsa times.

Hyuck.

No, Goofy.

I mean lately.

Hmm. Uh, nope. Not lately.

I hate to ask you, Goofy,

but would you chop down the sycamore?

Pete's never gonna get around to it.

Be glad to, Peg.

Hey, no blindfold. I'll tell you what.

I'll wear one if you do, too.
That'll even the odds.

Whatta ya say, huh? Hey!

Ready...

Nope. I'm not ready.

Aim...

How'd you like a car?

Big car with a--

ha! They missed.

Charge!

Anybody out there? Yoo-hoo.

Hey! Get away! Shoo, flies.

I got a tree to timber.

Hey!

Don't get personal.

Hyuck!

Ow! Ow!

Whoa!

[fly talk]

[kissing]

Help me out, you spuds!

[buzz]

Ooh, it's the mean fly, Peej.

Hold still. I'll get it.

Aah!

I just hope those two
pudding heads can read.

Don't...move...fly.

Wait Peej. What?

That fly spelled "help" on your face.

He spelled it backwards.

[laughing]

H--h--hey!

Cut it out!

Why is Max's daddy dancin' in our yard?

I have no idea, p*stol.

Lock the door.

Mom,

you're not gonna believe this.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy?

Disgusto-mundo.

I just can't believe

this gross, disgusting little thing

is my husband!

What's the big surprise?

What's he saying, Mommy?

The flies are comin'!

The flies are comin'!

Your father-- if I can read
his fly-sized lips--

says...the flies are coming.

Attack!

♪ We are flies, and we are mean ♪

♪ Meanest flies you've ever seen ♪

-♪ Sound off ♪
-♪ 1, 2 ♪

-♪ Sound off ♪
-♪ 3, 4 ♪

-♪ Sound off ♪
-♪ 1, 2 ♪

-♪ Sound off ♪
-♪ 3, 4 ♪

I hate that song.

I hate that song,
and they're comin' to get me!

They're comin' to get
me with the [kicccct].

Help me, help me!

Mr P is right!

[P.J.] The flies are comin'!

Yeah!

I got the suckers!

[doorbell rings]

Who is it?

[flies] Telegram.

Telegram?

Ah-hyuck! Say there, stranger.

You seen any flies around here?

[buzzing]

If you do, watch out,

'cause they're frisky little fellers.

Gawrsh!

Aah! Ooh-hoo-hoo!

It's a trick. Bring the buckets, boys!

Set? Let 'em have it!

Thanks for the bath,

but we got flies to the eyes out here.

This is the end!

Aah!

-Aah!
-Aah!

What are we gonna do, Max?

This screamin' isn't helpin' me think.

Oopsie. Did I scream?

Ice cream! Ice cream!

This is no time for ice cream.

But it is time for a 64-flavor diversion.

[bell rings]

I knew these pies'd be good for somethin'.

Mmm.

Yummy!

Attack!

[P.J.] Here they come!

Hurry!

That'll cool off their feedin' frenzy.

Hyuck!

[slurping]

[burp]

Your pop musta done
somethin' to the computer

to make himself a fly.

Yeah, right, so all we have to do

is what he did only backwards?

Works for me.
I do it all the time. Hyuck! Ha ha ha ha!

A quiet island, no kids,

no bug husband to bug me,

just sand, sun, and surf.

And silence!

[Max] Smile, Mr. P.

I'll give ya a smile, ya--

gaaah!

Ooohh!

Goody, goody, goody,
goody, goody, goody!

-Uh, hit another button.
-Right, dude!

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Moo!

Gotta hit "P" for Pete.

Oh, you Goof, stay away from my computer!

[Goofy] Just look what you did, Pete.

[raspberry]

Hank, you're outta here!

[buzzing]

[knock on door]

Isn't that somebody at the door, P.J.?

It's for you, Dad.

I have to do everything around here.

You'd think a fly--guy--

could get some peace
and quiet for a change.

Am I right?
You bet I am, boy.

Oooooohhh.

This can't be happening.

This is all a bad dream.

[kicccct]

Oh, mama!

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah.