01x48 - Nightmare on Goof Street

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪

[both] Yes!

♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪

Yeah!

♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

Whoa!

♪ A real good time ♪

Aah!

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

-♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
-♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we always stick together ♪

Gawrsh!

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

Yeah!

[birds chirping]

[dog barking]

[Pete] Oh, Goofster,

time's a-tickin'.

Hmm. I could spell "cat."

No, don't have enough Ks.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I'm not gettin' any younger, ya know.

I know, Pete, but you're
aging real dignified.

Shush, bean dip. Goofy's tryin' to think.

Think. Ha ha. Well.

That'll only take another 2,000 years

of evolutin'!

It's been 27 minutes 30 seconds, Goof!

Why don't you just put somethin' down?

Hmm. Oh, well, uh...

How about sesquipedalian?

Sesquipa-whaty? If you're
gonna make up a word,

don't make up such
a phony-sounding long one.

Ah-ah-ah. It is too a word. See?

Give me that!

"Sesquiped--a long and lengthsome word."

I don't believe this stupid-- [muttering]

Pure dumb luck.


Plus the quintuple word score

makes it... Oh, my! 225 points!

Once, when I was in grade school,

I won a spellin' "c."

Or was it a "g"? "E"? "D"?

I knew it was one of them
alphabetic numerials.

Ooh! You really think
you're smart, don'tcha?

I'm so smart, I know stuff

I haven't even learned yet, see?

[telephone ringing]

Pardon my frank, but my phone's ringin'.

We better go, dimple chins.

We have to go pack for the trip

that you've been promising us

for the past six months!

Hey, Pete, it's one of them radio quizzes.

I never been on the radio before.

How's my hair?

[man on radio]
Sir, this is your lucky day.

You could win a free remodeling job

on any room in your house

if--and I underline if--

if you can answer tonight's question.

Saskatchewan! I mean 3,041!

Albatross! The shin bone!

To get to the other side?
No, don't tell me.

Kumquats!

Goof, let him ask the question,

then you can get it wrong.

Right.

And the question is...

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

Oh, gawrsh. Did Grant die?

That's absolutely correct!

Oh, congratulations, really!

Won?

You won?

He won?

Hold the phone! I got to go tell Maxie!

He-he-hello? He-hello?

We forgot to ask you for your address.

Well, how would I know?

The dipstick lives next door to me,

so it must be 365 west--

Correction on that.

I got a little overexcited.

Ha ha ha. His address is 367 West Main,

and his name is Pete. That's with one "p."

Why should they waste
a free remodelin' job on this dump?

They'll be here tomorrow?

Oh, that'll be fine, just fine.

This is just wonderful! Ah-hyuck!

Maybe I'll have them
remodel that broom closet

or Maxie's tree house

-or--
-Uh, bad news, Goof.

They seem to have
made a slight miscalculation.

Come to find out you had
to be the 1000th caller

instead of the 99th.

Sorry, pal. You didn't win.

Aw. And to think I came so close.

I'll tell you what.

You're welcome to come on over

and watch the renovatin'

I'm havin' done on my place.

Maybe it'll cheer ya up.

[Pete] Ah, let me see now.

I could redo the living room.

Peg would like that.

Or maybe a new TV room for the kids.

Or my own very private game room,

just for the three of us:
me, myself, and I.

Oh, I'm gonna take these remodelin' guys

for all I'm worth.

We'll start with bigger windows

so's the neighbors can see

the hand-carved mahogany shelf
you're buildin' here.

Right after you get rid of this old couch.

Does this guy know his remodelin'
or what, Spud?

Yeah, Wally.

I'm surprised he didn't
want a bowling alley, too.

Bowlin' alley?

Did you say bowlin' alley?

You couldn't get one of them
here, could you?

I guess you're right.

It wouldn't really fit

what with this wall being here and all.

Oh. Well, you can move it back

just a skosh, couldn't you?

Now why didn't we think of that, Wally?

Say, you're not one of them inferior
decorators, are ya,

tryin' to scam us poor
small business types?

Moi? I'm just a simple, dumb homeowner.

Wouldn't know which end
of the sawhorse to pick up.

Seems on the level to me, Spud.

Of course, if we was to go
extending beyond this wall,

it'd cost a little bit extra.

Oh, just a little.

I must be gettin' a 10-grand job
done for nothin'.

And a bowling alley would run me 5,000.

So I'm actually turnin'
a 150% profit here.

Well, boys, you drive a hard bargain,

but ya got yourselves a deal.

Pete, what in the name
of Pete is going on?

It's OK, Peggy-kins.

Just havin' a little remodelin' done.

A little? This is going to
cost us a little fortune.

Don't forget, we've got
to pay for my trip--

No, no, pumpernickel.

We're actually gettin' a great deal.

I outslicked them slickers

into doin' it all for practically peanuts.

Pete, if this is some elaborate scheme

to get out of the trip--

Now, punkin,

these are professional contractors.

They'll be done long before then.

[Spud] Hey, Mr. Pete.

You just go on about
your business, dumplin'.

The boys want to talk to me.

If you want a full

Olympic-size bowling alley--

And a man of your discriminating taste

would want the very best.

Then we're gonna have
to move the kitchen...

Temporary-like.

Uh... oh. But, guys, I thought--

Uh-huh. Shoulda seen it
comin', Wally.

I guess we go with the bargain-basement
model, huh?

Now, now, now wait a minute, fellas.

This kitchen, is it gonna cost extra?

Just a little.

[Pete snoring]

[muttering]

[snoring]

Oh...

[snoring]

Oh...

-[crash]
-Quit shovin', Grandma.

There's plenty room in the next lifeboat.

What in the world?

It sounds like they're destroying

the entire house!

It's OK, Peg-ums.

They're probably just
doin' the finish work.

Aah!

Hiya, neighbors! Ah-hyuck!

The boys here say I'm a natural

at this demolishin' stuff.

Now, now, Peg,

my sweetness, most-lovable wife...

Don't get those temple veins throbbin'.

I'm goin' right out there now
and straighten this out.

[crash]

Oh, uh, by the way, careful where ya step.

Yeah, we took out the--

Aah!

[crash]

[Goofy] ...Stairs.

[water running]

Maybe a good hot shower'll
c-c-calm my nerves.

[hums]

[humming]

[humming and whistling]

[whistles]

Oh, yes siree, Petey-boy, ha ha,

everything's gonna be just

fine.

Yaaaah!

Ahh.

[telephone rings]

Honest Car's Lot Pete--

Honest Pete's Car Lot.
This is spete peaking--

Uh, this is Pete. What do you want?

Hey, Pete, yeah, hey,
things are goin' great.

Just called to tell you

the house is gonna need new wirin'

and we had to tear out the fireplace.

Hmm. Almost had it that time.

What?

[Spud] You see, you got
a 1,500-amp main line

running over the joist,

so we're gonna have to reroute it

through the bathroom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How much is this gonna cost?

Oh, just a little.

OK, Petey... So it cost ya
a teensy bit extra.

That new game room's

gonna make this house worth
its weight in gold.

[Goofy] Pete!

I just wanted to be with you

when you see what we did. Ah-hyuck!

Yeah, that's nice, but you know, Goofer,

major remodelin' can be a real strain

on a person's central nervous system.

But I'll tell you,
when opportunity knocks,

you grab it by the horns.
That's what I always sa--

Say!

My... my... my... my...

It's nice 'n' bright 'n' sunny, isn't it?

Ah-hyuck! Lots more roomier than before.

Don't ya just love it, Pete? Ah-hyuck!

My... my... my...

Say, you're lookin'
kinda pale there, buddy.

You got some kind of vitamin deficiency?

Or maybe comin' down
with somethin' or somethin'.

My... my... my...

My house!

Yep. Won't Peg be surprised?

Peg! Oh, no! 3:00!

She'll be here any minute now!

I can't let her see it like this!

You want it to be a surprise, do ya?

Well, here she comes now.

Just wait till she sees it.

She'll be speechless.

What?

Hiya, Peg.

Where's Pete?

He's got a surprise for you.

Oh. There you are, sweetums.

I-- [coughs]

'fraid I can't make the--

[coughs] ...trip.

Ah-choo!

Doc says I got the Friday-to-Sunday flu.

Boy, am I surprised.

But-- but I am sick.

See?

Yep. He's been lookin' a few degrees

this side of under
the weather, all righty.

Really?

Yeah. Just a minute ago,

he turned all white
and broke into a cold sweat.

Oh, well, you poor dear.

I'm not leaving you here all alone.

You're not? I mean, you're not

because you can't let the kids down.

Yeah. Now don't worry
about me. I'll be fine.

I asked the goof here
if he'd take care of me.

And he said, "Why, sure. Hyuck!"

Ain't that right, Goofer?

Well, no, but if you would have,
I'd have said yes.

Well, I suppose we could go without you.

Sure, you could. Ah-choo.

Now if you take
the interstate over to vine--

But first I'll set you up
a nice comfy spot on the couch

And get you some aspirin and--

No! I mean, you can't, puppy breath.

You gotta pick up the kids
and get rollin'

so you beat the rush-hour traffic.

But there's no traffic in Spoonerville.

Right. Not yet.

But there's all those tract-house suburbs

on the drawing board. [giggles]

You never know when the bombs will hit.

Gridlock from here to eternity.

Bye, plum cake.

See ya Sunday afternoon.

That is when you're comin' home, isn't it?

Yes, stubble cheeks.

I'll see ya then. [coughs]

Should be all cured by Sunday.

Now you stay in bed.

You know I will, sweet patootie.

And you make sure he does.

Okey-dokey, sweet patootie--

I mean Peg.


See that he stays warm,
drinks plenty of fluids,

and gets a lot of rest.

I'll get him in shipshape shape,

or my name isn't, uh... "15% cotton."

That's not it. It's...

Good-bye, Pete. Bye-bye. Kiss, kiss.

Good-bye, Goofy. Bye-bye. Miss you.

Goofy. That's it. Ah-hyuck!

[Pete] I thought you said

you were gonna have it
finished by the weekend!

You're gonna have my household back here

first thing in the morning,

or I'm personally comin' after ya!

[panting]

Petey, I brought you some blankets here.

Gawrsh. I think you're runnin'
a fever there, Petey.

I got to get you to bed

so you can get some sleep.

Sleep? Yeah, yeah.

Maybe I need a little sleep.

[snoring]

Aw, look at him.

He looks so... So Pete-ish.

[muttering]

I better make sure
he stays all warm 'n' cozy.

[mutters]

Unh! Unh!

What the-- this? Hey.

Aah!

[Pete] Oh, where are those guys?

Here ya go. Some nice hot
chicken soup.

They shoulda been on the job
at a quarter past dawn.

Oh, kitty, come and get it!

[slurp] Hmm. Not bad.

Tastes like ya left the livers in, too.

[recorded female voice]
I'm sorry. The number you have reached

is no longer in service.

It can't be! They couldn't have...

Ah-hyuck! I almost fed the cat some soup.

Hmm? Hmm?

-[retching]
-Pete, what's the matter?

Get your keys, Goof.

We're goin' for a little ride.

Nope. Peg told me I got
to take good care of ya,

and that's just what I'm gonna do.

[muttering]

But, uh, that was my doctor on the phone.

Yeah. Says I got an acute
case of homesickness.

Says as soon as I get my house back,
I'll be all cured up.

-Naw.
-Yeah.

But I gotta get it back
by tomorrow afternoon,

or I'll be headin' for that
great used-car lot in the sky.

Whoa! Then we gotta find them guys fast!

Gawrsh.

Beautiful place for a remodelin' business.

Only I don't see any business.

That's because there isn't any business

on account of because I got conned

by a couple of cons!

[echoing] Cons! Cons! Cons...

You're gonna be all right, Petey.

The long arm of the law will
put the collar on them crooks

and get your house back.

So I tell you,

this guy ends up loses his entire house.

Nah. You're kidding, right?

Crooks stole the house right from under
the guy's nose.

[laughter]

What kind of crazy nut would
let something like that happen?

A dumb one, a real dumb one.

[laughing]

Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! Ah-ha ha ha ha!

That's a good one, all righty! Ah-hyuck!

Kind of like exactly what happened to--

[Pete] Now the whole town knows.

If Peg finds out, I'm-- Peg!

Goofer, you got to help me!
Time's runnin' out!

Don't go talking like that, Pete.

Maybe you need a second opinion.

What I need is a house!

You know,

I saw somethin' in the paper

that just might be
the answer to your problem.

There's a place havin' a weekend special

on used-house parts.

Maybe we can find you somethin' here...

Like maybe this kitchen.

Hmm. You know,

when the sun hits the dirt
just a certain way,

it does kind of sort of
almost look slightly like my old kitchen.

Well, lookie there. Ah-hyuck!

Doesn't this take a liking

to your little daughter p*stol's room?

Yeah. Yeah! It does,
now that you mention it.

Kind of reminds you of your
own bedroom, don't it?

The similaritude is almost amazin'.

Even has a fishin' cap
just like the one you had.

Why, the semblance of a resemblance
is practically eerie.

If I didn't know any better,
I'd think that this was--

My fishin' cap! That was my fishin' cap!

This-- this is my bedroom!

And this-- this is my hall!

And my garage!

Well, well, well.

Who have we here?

You!

Uh, boy, am I glad to see you.

I'm givin' you home wreckers
one hour

to put my house back together!

Gee, I wish we could,
pal, but nope, we can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

I guess you missed the small print

down here where it says

"Any room we have ta move
we get salvage rights on."

Right next to a place you signed

with your own legally bindin' name.

Of course, if you really want it back,

I'm sure we could come to some agreement.

[Pete] 52, 53, 54, 55, 56.

There. That's $1,437.56, all I got.

It's a pleasure doin' the business to ya.

Forget it! Just put my
house back together.

Sorry, pal. We don't build houses.

We only remodel 'em.

Hey! Hey! You get back here!

You no-good, good for nothin'--

[coughs]

Peg's gonna be here soon.

There ain't no way no how

I'll ever get that house
back together in time!

[sobbing]

There's no hope, Goof!

Aw, sure, there is, Pete.

Look, the boys left these
architecky-type plans.

But do you think we can do it?

I never put a whole house
back together before.

Aw, shucks, if you take half

and I take the other third,

we'll have it done as easy as 1-2-4.

Move 'er up, Goof. Move 'er up.

Back 'er up, Goof. Back 'er up.

Ow!

Ow!

After a while, you just get used to it.

Oh, I got to hand it to us, Goofer.

We really pulled it off. Ha ha ha!

Yeah, and just in time
for Peg and the kids to see.

Ha ha. Perfecto.

Goof! The picture.

Uh, got it, Pete.

Oh, how's my lambie-kins feeling?

Aw, he's doin' swell now,

but you shoulda seen him before we--

[stammering] I'm doin' a wee
bit better now, dumplin'.

A good rest did me some good.

Did everything go OK while I was gone?

Fine, yeah, why? What makes you think

anything was wrong in the first place?

I wanted to make sure you were OK.

Oh. Y-yeah.

Ohh.

[singsong] Oh, Pete.

Yes, snookie-wookie, what is it?

You wouldn't happen to know

what happened to my kitchen, would you?

No, dear, I-- What?

Hmm. I thought those right angles
looked wrong.

All things being equal,

she didn't take it near so bad
as I thought she would.

She coulda blown her stack,

flown right off the handle,

gone and done somethin' rash. Heh heh.

Yes, sir, coulda been a lot worse.

Oh...

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah!