01x31 - Tub Be or Not Tub Be

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

- ♪ You're always number one ♪
- yes!

♪ There's buddies,
there's pals ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ you always seem
to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see
you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for
a real good time? ♪

- ♪ A real good time ♪
- aah!

♪ Report to the goof troop ♪

♪ And we'll always
stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Side by side
wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

- ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
- ♪ we're the goof troop ♪

♪ And we always
stick together ♪

- Gawrsh!
- ♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along
and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the goof troop ♪

♪ La do be da bop
la ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Radio announcer]
80 degrees and sunshine
here in spoonerville.

great weather for
the 10th annual water carnival.

and, hey, don't forget
the big bathtub race tomorrow.

you can sign up
at honest pete's used cars,

official sponsor of the race
again this year.

Let's try
the whale o' fortune next.

You try.
I haven't won a thing all day.

Come on, peej.
Whatcha got to lose?

Can't I win even once?

And first one to get
their tub through the woods,

Across the lake,

And back across
the finish line,

- Wins a thousand bucks--
- dad, excuse me. Dad?

- ...from pete's used cars.
- Dad! Dad!

What!

Can I be on your racing team?

Oh, sorry, son. I don't think
you're quite ready yet.

- Maybe next year.
- Maybe next year.

So, who's gonna throw
their tub in the ring?

Forget it, pete!
You won the last

Ain't no one dumb enough
to race against you!

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Palm trees will grow
in siberia before dad
lets me on his team.

Say, pj, why don't you join
our team?

Cool, dad! Rad idea!

Well, thanks,
mr. G., But...

Don't you guys always,
uh... Lose?

Yep! Every year for
the last 10 years.

But not this year.
Got something new up my sleeve.

Me and max are gonna
be numero uno.

[Laughing]

With that old tub you rip
out of your bathroom every year?

We'll see, petey.
The proof is in the racing.

Pete: oh, yeah?

Hmm. Still, better to be safe
than be out a thousand bucks.

Ready, boys?

Let 'er rip!

Whoa!

[Laughing]

Same old tub,
same old goof!

No threat there!

Hyuck!
Old tub's raring to go.

Isn't this the same one
you've lost with every year?

It won't be after a few
top secret improvements.

Of course, we wouldn't want
your dad spying, so...

What the--

I knew it.
He's hiding something!

Remember, peej.
This stuff's more secret
than my report card.

You gotta swear you won't
breathe a word to your dad.

Uh, o.k.

♪ I'll eat a bug
and turn to dust ♪

♪ Before I break
this sacred trust, huh ♪

O.k., Here's the plan.

[Pete shouting]
pj!

Oh... Be right back.

You bellowed, dad?

Well, there's my boy.

Let's talk father to son,
man to man,

Tubster to tubster.

Beauty, ain't she?

The best racing tub
money could buy.

Oh, man, mr. G's gonna need
a miracle to win.

Son, let's cut to the chase.

I think you're finally
ready to be on my team.

[Spits]
really?

I want to share my trophy,
my prize money, my glory.

Wow!

Well, in that case,
I guess I'd better
go tell max and mr. G

I'm not on their team anymore.

Why, yes, you should, son.

But first,
let me present you

With your official
team pete hat.

Of course, as an official member
of team pete,

Everything you see
and hear is top secret.

So, you've got to take
the official pete family pledge.

♪ Chop me off the family tree ♪

♪ If I should ever tell
on thee! ♪

Um, tell what, dad?

You'll find out, teammate.

Now, just run along
and break the news
to your pals.

Oh, and, welcome aboard, son!

You're gonna be a big help!

[Snickers]
more help than you know.

Um, max, uh...
About the race--

Watch this, pj--
the secret of how
we're gonna win.

Yup! We finally know what
tripped us up all these years--
mother nature!

But max, there's something
I really should tell you--

Every year,
the race course gets muddier
than a louisiana swamp.

- But the problem--
- funny how it only happens
on race day.

Come to think of it,

it hadn't even rained!

ain't mother nature amazing?

Ain't it amazing what
the official race sponsor

Can do with a garden hose?

[Chuckles]

Mother nature!

[Laughing]

Secret plans, eh?

The only thing you got
up your sleeve is an elbow!

[Goofy]
well, this year
we're gonna sail

through that slime
with flying flippers.

[Elephant trumpets]

Huh?

Oh, getting smart, eh?

Then every we tried
to cross the lake, chow time.

[Laughing]

Special delivery
from florida.

Let's see you find a way
around those teeth.

Granmammy's recipe
for salt water taffy.

Sink your teeth into that

And you won't get
them out for days.

[Straining]

Ohh...

Harbor shipping
and receiving?

Pete, here.

Send the gators
back to florida.

There's more than one way
to skin a goof.

finally, hobknob hill.

Must have been some mighty
hungry gophers around.

Gophers! Why, I dug more
holes in that hill

Than the goof's got
in his head.

watch this, peej!

[Heavy breathing]

All right! We're gonna win!

Yeah, if he doesn't get
a triple hernia first.

why not just use a gas engine
or something?

Don't give them
any ideas, boy!

says right here in your dad's
official rule book,

all bathtubs gotta be
muscle powered or
you're disqualified.

worse than that,
you'd be cheating.

Ooh, heaven forbid!

What a geek!

No way am I gonna let
that goof be top tub.

So what if it takes extra
work this year?

I've got an extra pair
of hands.

So, um, I don't know what made
him change his mind, okay?

But pop sorta wants me
on his team after all.

Just remember,
you swore not to snitch
on our secrets, okay?

[Pete shouts]
pj!

Oh, I gotta go!
Don't worry, I didn't
tell my dad a thing.

Tie it nice and tight, now!

Ooh, can't be too careful, son.

Why, if it rains,
the road will get all muddy.

Wouldn't want goofy
getting stuck, now, would we?

Oh, gee, pop,
that's mighty fair of you.

[Chuckles]
yeah, isn't it the truth?

That-a-boy!

[Straining]

Would have cleaned up
this alligator breeding
ground years ago,

Except I didn't have
a teammate to help me.

Next time one
of those nasty snappers

Tries to put the bite
a bathtub racer,

We'll hitch his belly
to a rock. See?

Um, dad, what if goofy's
bathtub hits one of those
things, huh?

Say, good point, son.

Aw, no problem.

According to this official map,

The race course is clear
on the other end of the lake.

Whew!

You sure did a great job

Filling in those booby--
uh, gopher holes, son.

[Chuckles]
attaboy, keep her coming.

Not to complain, dad,

But how is this thing
a safety feature?

Sharp kid.
No, it's a memorial.
Going commission a sculptor

To carve the winners'
faces in stone.

Wow!

Why, it'll be the mount rushmore
of tub racing.

And since you're on my team,

You're gonna get your mug
on the mountain.

Really?
Oh, gee, thanks, pop!

My pleasure, boy.

[Laughing]

My pleasure.

Watch this, pj.

Not now, max.

It's 2:00 in the morning.

Max?

[Voices on fast forward]

watch this, pj.

[Laughing]

Oh, no! My dad's a spy!

But how did he get
those pictures?

I got the pictures!

Oh, max is gonna think
I cheated.

Hmm...

Now to change the map
so as goofy runs

Right into the lake.

Booby trapping
the race course, huh?

Dad, this is low down,
dishonest cheating!

Dishonest cheating? Me?

Why, I don't have a dishonest
bone in my body.

This here's honest cheating.

You've got to uphold
our good name.

You want to lose, do you?

I don't want to win
if it means cheating max.

I'm gonna tell him the race
is booby-trapped.

But, son, you gave me your word.

Is it right to welch
on a promise?

Well, no,
it's wrong, but--

Right! So if two wrongs
don't make a right,

It's twice as wrong
to right a wrong

By doing something wrong
to right it, right?

But-- but--

And now that you're old
enough to understand

The simplicities of life,

You're old enough to wear this!

Your coming of age,
official pete tie.

- Congratulations, son!
- But I don't think--

- Oh...
- Now get some sleep.

So who do I break
my promise to--
max or dad?

Gentlemen, to your tubs!

Good luck, goof.

And may the best tub win.

Say, don't forget
your official map
of the race course.

Here you go, navigator.

Max, before you go,
is it right to be wrong?

- Huh?
- on your marks...

I mean,
if you had a friend, okay,

Who'd done no wrong
but was trying to be right.

- get set...
- i-- I mean,

Suppose this friend of yours--
what would you think if he--

Go!

Just to show you,
honest pete plays
fair and square,

I've given my competition
a big head start!

So I can follow
and watch the fun.

Say, dad, gonna be a long race.

I gotta take a short cut--
I mean, make a pit stop--

Don't worry!
I'll catch up! Bye!

Huh?

I've got to de-boob
the booby traps.

Whoa!

Hyuck! Isn't that thoughtful?

Somebody laid a carpet
where that nasty old
mud hole used to be.

Ouch!

Pj? Dad, I could've sworn
I just heard pj.

Oof!

Can't stop now.

Gonna have to be one
of them unsolved mysteries.

The goof got loose?

Well, wait till he hits
the lake.

Lake... I've got to get
to the lake.

Sorry I'm late, pop.

Now where are you going?

I just remembered I left
the shower running.

Back in a flash!

Hyuck! Anchors aweigh!

[Glub glub]

Don't know what's gotten
into the old tub.

Feels like she's dragging
a ton of bricks.

[Laughing]

I might as well
take a nice long lunch.

That goof's going nowhere.

What could be holding us back?

Aaaaaahhhhhh!

D-d-dad, you won't
believe this,

But I saw a sea monster
with pj's face!

Yaaa-hoo-hoo-
hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Glub glub glub]

That kid of mine
must have slipped up
on his slip knots!

This time I'll trap
that goof myself.

Hobknob hill's gonna be
his last a-hyuck.

Whoa!

Whoa!

First I was hearing pj,

And then I was seeing him,

And now I could swear
I just heard him again.

Maybe all this racing fever's
giving you hallucinations.

Huh? Well, this is
no hallucination.

We were sabotaged!

Pj's knife!

That creep! It was him!

He must have told pete
our plans!

[Horn honking dixie]

Sayonara, suckers!

Petey's on a roll!

Not if I can help it.

Can't risk using the engine
this close to town.

Be a real shame
if somebody saw it

And I got disqualified.

I gotta try and brace her
before dad--

Oh, no!

Thought I smelled
something funny.

I know what it is.
Skunk!

Max, I'm sorry, man.
I tried to stop it.

I know what this
must look like, but--

Peej, how could you do this?

- But I didn't do it!
- Yeah, right!

I mean, didn't mean to do it.
I mean, I didn't know

I was doing what I didn't mean
to do, you know?

You wanted to win,
now you won. Happy?

But max, I only trying to help.

You want to help?

Then help me make sure
I never see your slimy
face again!

Gawrsh, max, never's
an awful long time.

Not long enough.
Now what do we do?

When the going gets tough,
the tough get airborne.

No use.
We need more lift.

Got just the thing.

Bubble gum. Brought it
in case we sprung a leak.

I ever tell you about being

Junior national
bubblegum blowing champ?

Mr. G!

If only he could win.

Hi, dad!

Some teammate!
Where have you been?

Oh, you know, checking out
the goofs on the wrong end
of a rock pile.

Man, talk about losers.

Well, that's more like it.

How does it feel to be
a winner, son?

Great! But couldn't you help
me fix my tie?

You see, I wanna look
just like you when we get
our picture in the paper.

Why not?
Got plenty of time.

Great, dad.
Oh, and how's my hair?

I wanna make sure it's sticking
up just the way yours does.

You're gonna be the spitting
image of the family image.

Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!

A plane!
No, it's--

Supergoof?

Hey! That's cheating!

Nope! According
to your rulebook,

It's perfectly legal,
long as he's doing it
with his own muscles.

It's gonna take
a miracle to win!

Dad! We're gonna make it!

Hate to burst your bubble,
max, but--

Whoa!

Yes! Way to haul porcelain!

No-o-o-o!

It's a photo finish, folks!

You're off of my team!
How do you expect me to win
if you can't follow orders?

And you let that goof slip
right outta my booby traps!

Traps, huh?

"Honest pete"?

Oops!

Now, now, pally,
you got me all wrong.

Now, don't go jumping
to no false contusions.

What I meant to say was--

I didn't mean to say that.
Look, it's simple.

Ahem!
It looks like honest pete

Crossed the finish line
an inch ahead of goofy.

Hey! That means I won!

But what's this flame coming
from the back of his tub?

What!

Well, it's obviously
a figment of reflection,

A defect in the film,
the color's all wrong.

Ahem! Ladies and gentlemen,

Seeing a how honest pete's
won this race so many times,

This year, I'm gonna generously
give the grand prize

To my honorable opponent here,

- Goofy.
- Yes!

Gawrsh, mighty sporting
of you, petey.

Yeah, don't mention it.

Ever again.

Oh, dad, aren't you
forgetting something?

Seeing as how I'm no longer
on your team...

Uh-oh, don't forget your hat.

You're no longer in my will,
either, you little weasel.

Sorry, peej.

I should've known
it wasn't you.

Tell me the truth.
It was your dad cheating
all along, huh?

I mean, am I right or wrong?

Ah! Right or wrong?
It's a heavy question, man.

'Cause, you see, they're like
totally opposite, you know?

Okay. You see, two wrongs
don't make a right, right?
But...

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

Yeah!