01x14 - Date with Destiny

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck.

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪
yes!

♪ Best buddies, best pals ♪
♪ yeah ♪

♪ You always seem
to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see
you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for
a real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

♪ A real good time ♪

♪ Report
to the goof troop ♪

♪ And we'll always
stick together ♪

♪ Always
stick together ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Side by side
wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ And we always
stick together ♪

Gawrsh.
♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling
everyone ♪

♪ Come along
and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to
the goof troop ♪

♪ La do be da bop
la ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

it is colossal.
it is stupendous.

the world hasn't seen
anything like it

since the days
of the dinosaur.

I didn't think
writing a term project

Was going to be
so outrageous, pop.

And tasty, too.
Ah-hyuck!

[Typing]

I'm gonna k*ll that goof
one of these nights.

It was worth waiting
till the last minute

So we could
see bigfoot in action.

Yeah. And I love the way
you describe how bigfoot

Smooshed up all them
little foots. Ah-hyuck!

[Imitating car]

We'll have this report
done in no time.

Whoa! Ah-hyuck!

Don't worry, max. All I
have to do is dot the "i."

[Screech]

[Dog barking]

What's that maniac up to now?

[Grumbling]

I'm gonna k*ll that goof!

Petey pooh,
you're snoring.

Roll over.

Thank you.

[Doors slam]

[Snoring]

[Meow]
[ringing]

Short night.

Come on, son.

We gotta get
a jump on the day.

Right.

[Yawning] jump.

[Screeching]

[Snoring]

Better hurry up and finish
your breakfast, maxie.

You gotta get to school.

[Screeching]

[Yawning]

Right. School.

Have a good day,
son.

Right.

Day.

Don't forget
your report.

Oh, report.

Bye, max.

[Snoring]

Ahem.

[Teacher] please pass
your term projects

To the front
of the classroom.

I'm anxious to see
what you all have done

With these myths and legends
of the natural world.

[Snoring]

Psst.
Hey, max. Wake up.

Huh? What?

Time to hand in
the mysteries
of nature report.

I wanted the creature
from the black lagoon,

But the loch ness
monster was o.k.

Yeah. Mine was fun, too,

But I don't know what's
so weird about bigfoot.

You can buy one
at any car dealer.

Car dealer?

[Snoring]

What's going on?

We're having our
school pictures taken.

And I must tell you,

Your ensemble has
created quite a stir.

I dig your hat.

Right, peejster. Hat.

[Snoring]

And remember to never,
I repeat--

Never let this solution
get too warm.

[Snoring]

Max, I wanted to talk
to you about--yaah!

Huh? Mr. Hammerhead!
What happened?

I seem to have slipped
in your...lunch.

It doesn't look
particularly nutritious.

Yeah, but the color's
great on you.

You're not
in trouble, max.

Mr. Hammerhead is just
a little worried about you.

And I have to admit
that I am, too.

Hey, miss pennypacker,
I'm cool.

Then why are you
falling asleep in class,

Dressing
like a dipstick,

And eating like a goat?

Not to mention the condition
of your term project.

This isn't like you, max.

But we stayed up all night
doing that report.

We?
Sure.

My dad was a big help
with that.

He takes
great care of me.

Oh, yes. Your father.

You're an awful lot
to handle alone.

Alone? Sure,
but not for long

Because, you know, he's--
he's getting married.

Yeah, and soon.

And we'll all live
happily ever after

Like snow white
and dopey and stuff.

Honest.

That sounds wonderful.

I can't wait
to meet her.

Meet her?

Oh, uh...well...

Yes, right.

So then I told her
dad was getting married.

I can't believe I said that.

I can't believe you're
still wearing that bowl.

Maybe you do need a mom.

Max is getting a mom?

Oh, boy! I think
that's wonderful.

I can come and visit
and try on her clothes

And wear her makeup and--

One word of this to anyone,

And your pigtails
will be orphans.

Why, max! I wouldn't
tell anyone,

Not if it's a secret.

Ha ha ha ha!

Goofy with a wife?

I can't stand it!
Stop it!

You're k*lling me!
I can't--

Can you see 'em?

All right, all right,
you two.

It's not nice to laugh

When mommy doesn't
know the joke.

So spit it out.

A wife?

Gawrsh, I thought we were
doing fine on our own,

But if you want a mom--

Well, dad, you see,

It's not exactly
that I want one--

Goofy, I think
it's simply wonderful!

Who's the lucky woman?

I don't really know.

Who is she, max?

Mrs. P., We haven't
really found anyone.

Hey!

Oh, goody, goody, goody,
goody, goody, goody.

Now, don't you worry
about a thing, you sweet man.

I'm going to
handle everything.

[Giggles]

But it's so simple,
goofykins.

You just fill this out,

Send it in to the
computer dating service,

And we'll have you
married off in no time.

Now we have to describe
the woman of our dreams.

Hmm. Has to like kids.

And me.

And cats.

And be a good mechanic.

This is more fun
than havin' kittens.

Says who?

All finished.

They want you
to describe yourself.

Aw, shucks. Ah-hyuck.
You do it, max.

I might get carried away.
Ah-hyuck!

Height...yeah...

Weight...yeah...

Birthday...o.k.

That takes care
of all the easy stuff.

Now how can we say
how special pop is

Without scaring them
to death?

[Purring]

Hey, you're right,
waffles.

We'll just
tell them the truth.

Kind, gentle,
got a great laugh,

Always loses
at checkers.

The perfect dad.

The perfect...husband.

Ah...the perfect answers.

Different, but perfect.

No time for breakfast.
I gotta get movin'.

Oh, good. I want you

To drop off goofy's application
at the dating service.

Who do you think I am, cupid?

I gotta stop and see about
repaving the car lot!

You can stop
at the dating service
afterwards...right?

Why, sure.
Anything for you,
lily pad.

Hey, sweetums, I need to speak
to the man of the place

tout suite, see?

I'm the man
of this place.

Have you
any objections?

Why, no.
'Course not!

I like businessmen--

Uh, women. Yeah.

They remind me
of my wife.

Yeah, wife.

Just the woman
for that goof!

Say, lady,
do you make house calls?

I want to do a favor
for my neighbor.

[Goofy] are you sure this
is absolutely necessary?

Believe me, goofy,
it's as necessary
as litter in a cat box.

You'll just love it.

I'd just like
a little off the--

Hey, watch out! That's my ear!

Whoa. That was close.

Help!

Whoooaa!

Hey! Stop! Don't touch that!

Whoa! Help!

Gawrsh!

Whew.

Oh, wasn't that
just wonderful?

Admit it, goofy.

Have you ever had
so much fun in your life?

Nope. Can't say
that I have.

Well, that's it, goofy.

We've done everything
humanly possible.

It's all up to you now.

Just be yourself.

Goofer, when
that woman arrives,

She's not gonna believe
what's happening to her

Even while it's
happening to her.

Gawrsh. Thanks, petey.

When will she get here?

She'll be here
tomorrow night
for an estimate--

I mean, engagement.

And I'll be around in case

You need any
last-second advice.

[Chuckling]

Yeah. Me, too.

Won't be much longer.

If she's on time,
the fun should begin--


I'm gonna love this.

She's here!

[Car door slams]

Ew. Yecchh.

She's coming
up the walk.

Oh, goodie.
What is she like?

She seems very, uh,
casual.

Oh, just the way
I like 'em. Ah-hyuck!

[Doorbell rings]

Now, we'll be
in the kitchen
if you need us.

Good luck, pop.

Thanks, max.

Mr. Goof, I'm--

Oh, ah-hyuck,
I know who you are.

You can just
call me goofy.

Uh, all right. Goofy.

Come on in, gilda.
Ah-hyuck.

Uh-oh. This doesn't look good.
Not up to code at all.

Oh, that's too bad.
Uh, these are for you.

Why, thank you.

First time anyone
has given me presents

For an estimate.

Aw, let's knock off
any estimatin'

And get right down
to business.

Ah-hyuck. Ha ha!

Right here?

Right here. Right now.

Ha ha ha ha!

Get down to business!
I can't stand it!

Say, you're kind of
impulsive, aren't ya?

Let me do that. Ah-hyuck.

After all,
you are my guest.

Guest?

Whooaa!

Look out! That's
my favorite jackhammer!

Whooaa!

Yeow!

Yaahooiiee!

[Grumbling]

You! This is
all your fault!

Now wait a minute,
gilda.

I can explain.

No, no, gilda!

She's leaving.

Quick!
Ask her to dance.

Sweep her
off her feet.

Okey-dokey.

[Pete]
help! Police! Marines!

Come back here, you joker!
Peg!

I'll show you
something funny.

Ahem, mr. Goof?

♪♪ [Tango]

Whaah!

Whooaa!

Ah-hyuck.
Sorry about that.

Sure glad you decided
not to leave, gilda.

[Coughing]

Gilda?

Miss pennypacker,
what are you doing here?

[Coughing]

Just seeing how you two
are getting along.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

I can assure you,
miss pennypacker,

That goofy is
a wonderful father.

The best!
And I oughta know!

But doesn't
all this confusion

Make study a bit difficult?

I think you should stay
somewhere else.

Don't worry, goofy.
Max can stay with us

Until this is all
straightened out.

Thanks, peg.

Don't take rides
from any strangers

Or any wooden nickels
or candy from a baby.

Relax, dad. I've spent
the night at pj's before.

See ya.

[Meow]

Me, too, waffles.

A man's home
is his hospital.

Oh, pete!
What happened?

Huh? I tripped
over the sprinkler.

Hi, mrs. P.! Mr. P.!

What's that kid
doing here?

He's just staying with us

Until things are back
to normal next door.

Normal! Next door?
That'll take forever!

Burglars!

I hate burglars!

Yeow!

Mr. P.,
Are you all right?

What?
Max! Sure, I'm fine.

I was just...

Checking out
my security system.

Well, night, mr. P.
Have fun.

Yeah, good night,
little trouble-makin'
goof.

Nooooo!

Max!

Huh?

Max! Max!
Are you all right?

I'm fine, pop.
It was just a nightmare.

If it's that kid again,

I'll give him
somethin' to remember.

No, no. Not this time.

What's that?

Aw, that's just mr. P.

Falling down the stairs
again.

No wonder you're
having nightmares.

[Goofy humming]

Can't that goof work
any faster?

I don't think
I can stand that kid

In my house another night.

Don't be such
a poo-poo head.

You act like it was
the poor man's fault.

Who else is there to blame?

Here's the bill

For all my time
that you've wasted.

Bill? What bill?

Lady, let me just tell you

About your husband's
sense of humor.

Uh, goofy...
Huh?

Goofy, pete is feeling
very bad about this.

Why, he almost
feels responsible
for this mess.

He just couldn't let you
do this work by yourself,

Could you, sweetums?

Sure. I love the chance
to be a good neighbor.

If you could find
a chimney brush

And clean up this mess,

It'd be a big help.

Sure, goofster, sure.

My pleasure.

How about this?

His favorite pillow?

Ha ha! Nice color.

[Meow]

I knew this rag
was good for something.

[Screeching]

Waffles?

What the--

Come here!

[Grumbling]

What happened to you?

Help! I'm stuck!

Get me outta here!
[Grumbling]

Oh, my gosh!
Pete's in trouble!

[Snickering]

Hang on to this, petey.

I'll have you out
in no time.

Yeeooww!

Aah!

I'm sorry, max,

But there's no way I can
get this fixed tonight.

One more night at pj's
couldn't hurt.

Here's your toothbrush
and your clean undies

And your teddy bear,
skateboard, school books

And here's that report
on bigfeet

We stayed up
all night doing.

I found it
cleaning up this mess.

I thought
I handed that in.

So did i.

I work very hard not to
jump to conclusions,

But in this case,
I certainly seem
to have done just that.

- Max!
- Dad!

Of course,
to be absolutely sure,

Perhaps mr. Goof and I
should discuss it

Over dinner and, uh,
dancing?

Ah-hyuck.
That'd be a hoot,
miss pennypacker.

If you're going out,

There's one thing
you'd better not forget
to take along.

What's that?
What's that?

Me!

Say, miss pennypacker,

You wouldn't know anything
about fixing chimneys,

Would ya?