02x22 - Fish Prom

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[BUBBLING]

-[SONG BEGINS]
-One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail!

School's out, ring the bell!

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail!

School's out, ring the bell!

[SONG ENDS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

Prom tickets for sale.

[YELLING]

[PUNCHING SOUNDS]

Oh, cheese sticks.

So, Koi, what's your dress look like?

[GROANS]

Scandalous.

Oh, man! Usually when I say
I'm excited about school dances,

I'm just lying to fit in.
But this time I mean it!

Yeah, boy!

-I can't wait to shake my moneymaker!
-Prom is more than just dancing.

Prom is magic. Where all your
dreams come true.

And everyone has the best night
of their lives ever!

[SONG BEGINS]

Every day I work so hard

Yeah, high school isn't easy

Classes, homework, quizzes too

But tonight I'm breaking free

I'll do my hair and dress up nice

And rent myself a limo

It's in the air, we're almost there

Come on get ready to go

This is the moment
To do whatever you feel

We're gonna party all night long

Because you know it is
Such a really big deal

Oh my gosh!
I am so excited for prom

[ALL YELLING]

You guys know class isn't over, right?

I'll strut my stuff in the frilly cuffs

Of my rented fish tuxedo

It's a whole new world
With my special girl

And me her special beau

Look our best, even I'm impressed

Girl you're a memory forever

It's in the bag so bring your swag

And have the best night ever

This is the moment to do whatever you feel

We're gonna party all night long

Because you know it is
Such a really big deal

Oh my gosh!
I'm so excited for prom

[SONG ENDS]

-[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[SINGING]
You're the best girlfriend in the world

Angela, will you go to prom with me?

[GASPS] Yes!
I mean, she's gonna say yes.

[LAUGHS] Thanks.

You know I've always dreamed about
having an actual girl to take to prom.

But realistically, I sorta thought I'd
end up going with Milo.

[SCOFFS] You wish!

Wow, you're really getting
your swag on for Angela.

I know it's a little cheesy.
I just think prom should be special.

So, Milo, who are you taking
to the big dance?

Well, call me old-fashioned,

but I believe the lady should ask
the homie.

It doesn't actually work like that, Milo.
You should probably ask someone.

Yeah, I asked Esmargot last week.
I was so nervous I almost passed out.

But I manned up.

And I am going with a Swedish fish model.

-Whoa, whoa. Really?
-Oh, she's from the next town over.

You don't know her. But seriously Milo,
you better hurry up

before all the hotties are taken.
[GIGGLES]

So, I finally decided on this hair
with these shoes.

-Ooh!
-Sweet.

I know it's kind of cheesy,
but I just think prom should be special.

Well, as head of the prom committee,

-I promise that...
-So, Bea, who are you going with?

Oh, I've got my eye on someone perfect.

-[GIRLS SCREAMING]
-[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

ALL: Steve Jackson.

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

No! I haven't asked him yet.

I'm too, uh...
What's that word?

-Oh, um, scared.
-SALMONS: Oh, Bea!

It's your turn to bat.

Um... Coach Salmons?
I can't play softball right now.

-I have cramps!
-Say no more.

Bea, just go over there and, like,
follow your heart or something.

Maybe I should just wait
until after lunch.

You may not have much time.
Look! It's Nicole.

[GASPS] Oh, no!

-Hey, Steve...
-BEA: No!

[THUMPING]

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Hi, Steve. So, you know how
there's this prom

-that everyone's talking about?
-Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

Hey, we should go together.

Yeah, of course. Yes!

Hot dog!

-Bea! You just hit a home run, baby!
-I know!

[SINGING]

Bea! You have to be my date
for prom! Please?

Sorry, Milo. But I'm spoken for.

[SCREAMS]

He's been going around
asking every girl in school.

And they all said, "But Milo,
I already have a date."

And then I said, "Well, that's okay.
I know how to share."

But they don't wanna share.

MALE VOICE: Aw, so heartthrob Milo
can't find a date.

ALL: Headphone Joe?

No, dumbbells. I'm down here.

ALL: Randy!

-Leave us alone, Randy.
-No. Milo, I've got a proposition for you.

You see, I got this hot guinea pig
I wanna take to the prom.

She's way hotter than Bea.

And by that,
I mean, wa… wa… way hotter!

Oh, my gosh. Good for you, Randy.

But the thing is, she won't go unless
I find a date for her sister!

And that's where you come in.
What do you say, stupid?

-OSCAR: Don't do it, Milo!
-If it's a Randy idea, it's a bad idea.

Come on, man! You gotta do this for me.
Plus, she's furry.

-Ooh! Okay, I'll do it.
-Great! I'll go tell the pigs it's on.

-I'm Randy Pincherson!
-Well? I guess that's that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to think
about my prom date.

Steve Jackson.

Huh? She... she's going
with Steve Jackson?

Wow! She scored big time! Woo!

You think so? I mean, it's Bea.

Couldn't she have done
a little bit better?

Better than Steve Jackson? Pfft!

Yeah, right! Even I'm a little jealous.
Nah, nah, I'm just playin'.

Okay, well, I… I don't care
about any of that

because I'm gonna go ask my special lady
out to prom

and it's gonna be great!

-You wanna go where?
-P… Prom.

Uh...

Uh, wait a minute.
Let me try the song again.

No. It's not that.

I'm just not really into, like,
dressing up

or dancing or being around other people.

What if we skip prom
and play Possum Rage 4 all night?

That'd be fun! We'll be like...
"Die already!"

[IMITATING LASER g*n]

-What's wrong?
-I don't know. I just...

I thought you'd be excited.
I guess I kinda wanted to go.

Okay. Well, if that's what you want,
my little fuzz wizard,

-then I'll go.
-Really?

I'm sure we'll find a way
to make it not awful.

Uh, yeah. Great.

So, if we split the limo between 46 of us,

then we'll each only have to pay

Hey, bro! So, what did Angela think
of your song?

Uh... Yeah, she's... she's like...
She… she's stoked.

Of course she is, Oscar.

Any girl would be totally excited to go
to prom with you.

Uh... [GROANS]

Oscar, are you okay? You just went
a little white there for a second.

Um... uh... uh...

Woo! Prom is gonna be here
before you know it!

Oh, my gosh! It's prom night!

I gotta fit into this corset
so I can look hot for my date!

Has anyone seen my flat iron?

Finberley, calm down.

-Everything's gonna be fine.
-SHELLSEA: Bea!

Get off the phone!

-Gotta go.
-[PHONE BEEPS]

[SONG BEGINS]

My whole life I've waited for this

Now down to business

'Cause tonight's the night

A dream will come true
For this little goldfish

-We've got to get ready
-We can look good for the ladies

Tonight's the night we've waited for

Tonight we go get crazy

We're gettin' our hair done
Whoa-oh-oh!

We're puttin' our clothes on
Whoa-oh-oh!

We're gettin' our hopes up
Whoa-oh-oh!

So now we're gettin' ready

Tonight's the night we're gonna party

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

[SONG ENDS]

-Hey, guys. Lookin' good.
-Yeah. Lookin' real good. Not!

Milo, allow me to introduce you
to someone.

Oh!

What up, shorty? Hubba, hubba, hubba.
[LAUGHS]

Easy, Romeo. She's with me.
You got the ugly sister!

Oh. Okay.

So, where's the stinkin' limo already?

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-Oh, there it is.

Good evening, my little prom-goers! Yeah!

So, you guys are limo drivers now?

Come on! Enchantment awaits!

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS, GROANS]

[PARTY MUSIC PLAYING]

No, you look awesome.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Hi, Esmargot. You look...

Uh...

Oh, you too.

BOTH: Uh...

Friends, allow me to introduce you
to my date.

-This is Anika.
-Jumbo, you look amazing tonight.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Come on. Cut it out.

-Mwah, mwah, mwah.
-JUMBO: [LAUGHS] I'm lonely.

Bea, everyone's waiting!
Get your butt down here!

BEA: [SINGS] Coming!

[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

-Thank you.
-Hey, Bea. Cool dress.

[MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY]

[ROBOTIC VOICE] Oscar.

-[GASPS]
-It's me, silly.

Oh, my gosh, Angela.
Boy, you look really nice.

-What is that thing?
-It's the new Headbox Extreme helmet.

It lets you play videogames
by tracking your movements.

Check it out! Punch, punch, kick!
I just made level four!

Now I have something to do
during all this prom stuff.

Pretty cool, huh?

Oh, uh... yeah. That's... cool.

-Punch, punch!
-All right! Let me capture the memories!

I will destroy you all!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[DOOR OPENS]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[DOOR OPENS]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[DOOR OPENS]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[DOOR OPENS]

[GRUNTING]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[DOOR OPENS]

What the heck?

-[ALL EXCLAIMING]
-This is what I'm talking about.

[HIGH-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Girls, I'm so glad you're here!
Things have been really tense.

I have had two balloons pop
in the last hour!

Don't worry, Finberley.
Everything looks great.

No, no, no, no, no!
Please don't touch that!

So, Bea, I'm gonna do everything I can
to make tonight perfect.

Oh, Steve. That is so perfect of you.

-Let me get you some punch.
-Okay.

Huh! Hi-yah!

-Punch, punch, punch.
-Angela, I'm gonna do everything I can...

-Kick.
-...to make tonight perfect. Ow!

-Punch, punch, punch!
-Hey, wait! Where are you going?

Hi, Shellsea. You look like a princess.
Where's your prince?

Girl, I can't be tied down at this age.
I gotta keep my options open.

Oh, I hear ya.
I wish I still had options.

-[WHINES]
-Bye.

-You're stupid!
-Nah-huh! You are!

-You're stupid!
-No, you!

Whoa, that's a nasty spill.
I should help clean that up.

Oh, cool.
There's cleaning supplies in here.

[GRUNTS]

I don't know what I'm supposed to do
with all these chairs.

[KNOCKING] Hello? Hello?

-[LAUGHS] No, seriously. Are you for real?
-[SQUEAKS]

-[MILO LAUGHING]
-I got the boring one.

Milo. Conference.

All right, we're switching dates.
I'll take the sister off your hands.

What? No! Turns out I like the sister.

Oh, come on, you dingus!
I'm doing you a favor!

No, Randy. Don't be a jerk.

[GIGGLES]

Steve?
Uh, has anybody seen Steve?

-Uh, Esmargot?
-Yeah?

-Nothing.
-Possum punch!

Oh, gosh! Sorry!

Huh! Huh! Hi-yah!
Take that!

[GIGGLES] Ah!

Careful!
Anika has very delicate circuits.

Uh, uh... I mean, skin...

Oh, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]

Hey, Bea. Is this seat taken?
'Cause it is now. [LAUGHS]

[GIGGLES] Oh, Oscar.
You silly Billy.

-So, you having a good time?
-Oh, yeah. Totally. Totally.

I mean, it's the prom I've always
dreamed of. I'm here in a beautiful dress

with the perfect date, who is here...

somewhere. What about you?

Oh, yeah. Angela and I,
we're having a blast. See?

-Aw, you guys always have so much fun.
-Yeah, yeah.

[LAUGHS] I'm with a girl!

-Um, Bea, would you...
-Hold that thought, Oscar.

-I'm gonna go see if I can find Steve.
-Oh, yeah. Steve. Your date.

Jocktopus! You better be keeping
those tentacles up

where I can see them, young man!
Albert, Esmargot! This is a dance.

Let me see you shake your groove thing.

-Yeah! Shake it, girl!
-Milo, what's that over there?

What? What? Randy, what is it?
What? I don't see nothin'.

What? What? Hey!

-[LAUGHING]
-Randy! You give me my pig back.

No way, Jose.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no you don't. [GRUNTING]

-[BOTH SQUEAKING]
-[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SLURPING]

Dan, Ann, have you two seen Steve Jackson?

-No.
-No.

Prom is like happening and I don't wanna
waste a single minute.

I should be dancing or something.

[BOTH] You can dance with us!

-No, thank you.
-Come on!

-Dance with us!
-Yeah, dance with us.

-Dance, dance, dance, dance!
-Dance, dance, dance, dance!

[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]

No! Not my dress!

[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

Excuse me? Excuse me?
I have an announcement.

Hey! I've spent a lot of time putting
this prom together

and you're all gonna stop and listen
to what I have to say!

[GASPS]

Uh, thank you very much.

Okay, it's time to crown

-the king and queen of prom!
-[ALL CHEERING]

King and queen? Maybe there's still hope
for tonight.

-It's Milo and one of the pigs!
-Are you kidding me?

Oh, my gosh! I'm a princess!
Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe we won!

I would just like to say...

-[SQUEAKS]
-[SQUEAKS]

This is all your fault!
You said you were the good one!

-Aw, I can't believe this is happening.
-Girl, where your man at?

I don't know.

[KNOCKING] Hello?

Everything is going wrong, Shellsea.

I say forget the man and get something
you can rely on. Like a taco.

Or a chocolate milkshake.

Oh, no. Bad combo.

-Uh, Angela... Whoa!
-Hi-yah!

Hey! What gives?

Um... Can you stop playing that for like
two minutes and dance with me, please?

-But this is what we agreed to.
-But I want you to be here with me.

I am with you.

No. No, you're not.
You're just playing your dumb game.

-[GLASS SHATTERS]
-[GASPS] Oscar, you don't mean that.

Yes, I do.

You know, there's more to life
than videogames.

I thought tonight was gonna be
the most special night of my life.

And all I wanted was that one dance
with you, Bea.

[GASPS] Oh!

I... I didn't mean to say that!

Whoa.

Bea? Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa!

Angela, wait!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa-h*-h*!

Wowee! Wow! Wow!

Whoa.

Here's what you do. You just return it

and tell 'em it was like that
when you bought it.

He's all yours, Bea! [SOBS]

Dang, girl must have had
the taco-milkshake combo.

-Yeah, I guess.
-Okay, everybody.

Grab your special someone
and hold them tight

'cause it's the last dance of the night!

[SONG BEGINS]

Swimming here in circles

Lost in thoughts of you

Picturing a moment

And wishing it were true

I thought that...

Shellsea's right. I need a milkshake.

-I need a milkshake right now!
-Bea?

And now I just want you to hear

These words I have to say

All I ever want to be

-Is by your side
-[GROANS]

So, I guess tonight was just kinda
all-around cruddy, huh?

Yeah, tell me about it. I thought
it was going to be the perfect night.

In fact, it was supposed to be
the perfect night. It's prom!

And the worst part,
I never even got my dance.

This is supposed to be
the most important night of our life,

and I won't let your memories
go down this way.

You will not go
without a dance, my lady.

Because I will give you that dance.

[SNIFFS] What? Really?

[STAMMERS] I mean,
I don't wanna be weird, you know?

-Sorry. I know I always come off weird.
-No, no, not at all.

I mean, a dance with you
actually sounds really nice.

Uh, I'm not really sure what to do.

Swimming here in circles

Hold me oh so tight

There's no place I'd rather be

Than in your arms tonight

Let's leave the past behind

And dance beneath the stars

Then we'll laugh at why we took
So long to come this far

When all I ever want to be

Is by your side

Hey, Bea?

There's something that I've wanted
to say for a really long time.

Shh! Oscar.

Thank you for the dance.
You really made tonight special.

Right by your side

OSCAR:
This is the best prom ever.

[SONG ENDS]

It is over, Jumbo.
I am going back to fish Sweden.

Anika, wait! Don't go!

Oh, my gosh!
Is that a Headbox Extreme helmet?

Hey there

Where have you been all my life?

[KNOCKING]

Hello?

[KNOCKING]

Hello?

[KNOCKING]

Hello? [KNOCKS]

[YELLS]

Hey, what's this room?

Whoa, Steve Jackson!
This must be the after-prom party.

STEVE: Oh, thank goodness.
Somebody finally opened the... Whoa.

[HORSE NEIGHS]