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04x18 - Garfield into the Wild

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Garfield Show". Aired: 2 November 2009 – 24 October 2016.*
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Show features loose continuity and is set in a different universe to the previous Garfield cartoon series Garfield and Friends, which is occasionally referenced.

04x18 - Garfield into the Wild

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-[Garfield snores]

-[alarm clock]

[theme song]

[Jon]
Don't you just love a trip to

one of our great national parks?

Is that Celest?

It's a new show that tells

all about what she's up to.

Never trust guys who wear masks
all the time.
[evil laughs]

Jon's heading back to the city

and he's left us.


The real Garfield

would never turn down lasagna.

You! You are real raccoons!

This is it guys.

The desert starts

here.

[Jon]
Oh!

How could I let those raccoons

fool me for so long?

Garfield, Odie and Nermal have

been out in the wild all night!


[Celest Saint Clair]

♪I've been looking for you♪


♪All the mornings of my days♪


♪I've been looking for you

But you're so far away♪


[Brandon]

...and that's the newest hit


recording by teen superstar

Celeste St. Clair.


[together]

We love you, Celest.

But does she still have it?

Is her career on the downslide

at age sixteen?

[both] No, no!
That's what some are saying

in advance

of her big concert tonight.


I've looked all over

where we camped

and there's no sign of them.
They must have started walking,

which means they could be

anywhere by now.

We might as well go home.
We might never see them again.

But at least

we'll be home in time


to watch

the Celeste St. Clair concert.

Garfield, Odie, Nermal?
Where are you?

I told you! That bus stop

was the other direction.

[car engine]
Shhhh! Listen!
There's a car coming.

-Hey, stop!

-We're here! Stop!

Stop!
[coughs]

Wait. I see another one

way down the road.


[Brandon]
Among those who think Celest

St. Clair may be washed up


is the famed hit movie

and music producer,


Tyler Edge.


Celest's sound has gotten

predictable and boring.

"Predictable?"

I'll show him.

I'll show all of them.

It's a limousine.

Let's try

to get their attention.

I so don't need this in my life.

Not now when I have to find

a new cleaning lady.


Ms. St. Clair. We'll be

at the concert hall in just...

Aw! What happened now?
I couldn't do anything, madame.

They suddenly appeared

in the middle of the road!


You!

You'd better have a good lawyer!

Wait... Isn't that...
Celest St. Clair!

She's that singer Drusilla

and Minerva are wild about.


I'm afraid

we have no spare tire.


The entire trunk is filled

with autographed photos of you.

Are you serious?

I'm, like, performing

in less than two hours!


Then you'd best start hiking,

Ms. St. Clair.


It's about an hour's walk

from here.

I would head that way.
"Walk?"

You can walk with us.

We're heading that way.

[heavy sigh]

Let me just get

my tablet computer

and a few other necessities.
Gary, I'm counting on you.
You're my arranger.

You've got to come up

with a new sound for me.


They're saying I'm old-fashioned

at age sixteen!


Also, I need to find

a new cleaning lady. Goodbye.

[coyote's howl]
[teeth chattering]
I'm late, I'm cold,
I'm tired, I'm thirsty,
I'm lost in the desert...

and I'm actually talking

to a dog and two cats.


That's how upset

this thing has got me.


Looks like you finally met

your match, Nermy.


She's an even bigger whiner

than you are!

Maybe. But I'm way cuter!
[coyote's howl]
What's that?

I don't know.

But I made that sound once


when I foolishly slept

with my tail out

next to a rocking chair.
[growls]
Coyotes!
[scream]
Step forward, son of Tsagali!
Uh?
Do what he says, Odie!
I am Kawosa. Son of Numunuh!
You have insulted our ancestors.

Such crimes

cannot go unpunished!


This must be

some sort of mistake.

Odie's never insulted anyone.
I, on the other hand...

A coyote cannot walk

alongside cats or men.


No, there's a mistake here.

See, Odie isn't really a coyo...


The heart of a true coyote

is filled with courage.


Prove yours

and we will let you go,

you and your friends.
Otherwise?
You'll never leave this desert.
We will not let you.
Not until he shows bravery.
[Odie cries]

Crying. Not the best way

to show bravery.

Garfield, do something!

Chief, this dog is one of

the bravest things on four legs.

[mutters] I am?
You must prove that, cat.
I can. Mind if I borrow this?

Fortunately,

they've already posted clips


from this episode

on the Internet.

They're really fast, you know.

Let me show you

how Odie has shown courage


in just

the last twenty-four hours.


Here he is bravely escaping from

a horde of poisonous insects


after single-handedly

destroying their hive...


He heroically went over one of

the world's largest waterfalls.


He boldly rode

on the back of an alligator.


And most amazingly

and fearlessly

He sat there and listened

while Nermal did his big

romantic solo in Act Three.

[all] Wow!
He is brave, there is no doubt.
You may leave us with honors.
Let us sing his praises.
[howl]

I was wrong about you,

my brother.


Your tales of courage

are truly inspiring.

[howl]
[phone ringing]
No, no, Mr. Edge.

I'm sorry

it's just hard to hear out here


but I will be at the concert

in time to perform.


The concert is live on TV

in twenty minutes.

You'll never make it in time.

And besides,

your voice is trashed!

Call me crazy,

but it sounds like you've been

walking in the desert.


There is nothing wrong

with my voice.

Listen!

♪This is where I belong♪


-♪This is my homeland♪

-[coyotes howling]

That's awesome!

Your voice plus

that howling thing I'm hearing.


[Tyler]

That's your new sound, Celest!


Your new hit sound!


All of you. I don't know

if you can understand me


but I've got to get

to the concert hall

in twenty minutes.

And I want you coyotes

to come along

and sing on television with me.
Us? Sing on television?

I've always dreamed

of being on TV.


Hey, now I recognize her.

She's Celest St. Clair.

She's my all-time fave!

How do we get her

to her concert in time?


Maybe if enough of you

help get this old wagon

out of this ditch...
[coyotes barking]
Faster, guys! Faster!

What if we never see Garfield

or Odie or Nermal again?

It would be very sad, Uncle Jon.

But right now, we want to watch

Celest St. Clair's concert.


[Tyler]

Are you ready for Celest?


[audience]

Yeah! Celest!

[crowd cheering on TV]

Here's Celest St. Clair!

[crowd cheering on TV]

♪In the city, I had dreams♪


♪Of the waterways and the streams♪


♪All the traffic and disease♪


♪Made me yearn for the trees♪


♪This is where I belong♪


♪Somewhere that's grand♪


♪This is where I belong♪


♪This is my homeland♪

[coyotes howling]

♪This is where I belong

This is my homeland♪


♪I saw buildings grow so high♪


♪But I could not see the sky♪


♪So I had to get the cure♪


♪Where the air is so pure♪


♪This is where I belong♪


♪Just as was planned♪


♪This is where I belong

This is my homeland♪


♪This is where I belong♪


♪This is my homeland♪

[ovation and applause]

I'm going to go lie down.

I have this awful feeling


I'll never see

my furry friends again.

They're on TV.
What?

-[Minerva] They're on TV.

-[Drusilla] Isn't that them?

That's... That's them!

[crowd]

Celest! Celest! Celest!

I don't know how he does it.

[Jon]

I don't know how to thank you


for bringing them home,

Ms. St. Clair.


I found this address

on Odie's dogtag

so I figured I should.

-Sign our books!

-We love you, Celest!


-Sing for us!

-Can we take your picture?

Sign our books!

We know it was a rotten thing

we done to you.

No argument there.
And we're really sorry, guys.
That's right. We are. We are.
It's just that...

We never had a chance

to live in an actual,

for-real house before.

[Gnarly]

Yeah, it's great here.


He's right.

There's so much to wash

and we love doing that.
When we go back to the forest,
we're really gonna miss a roof.
Living in a house...

What are we going to do

about these guys?

Well, I have to be going.

I'm desperate to find

a new cleaning lady for my home.

We're going to get them a job.

[Brandon]
Good news

for superstar Celest St. Clair.


After months of searching

for a good cleaning lady,

she finally solved her problem.

Three raccoons

that now live and work


in her thirty-six room mansion.


They're keeping

the place spotless.


[both]

Thirty-six room mansion?


Meanwhile, Celest's new album,

produced by Tyler Edge,


is number one in the world.


It's a smash for her

and her backup singers,


a band of coyotes. The coyotes


have recently signed

their own recording contract


plus a three-picture deal

to star in movies.

Their own recording contract?
Three-picture deal?

Odie's right.

It's just good to be home.


That's so true.

What matters is to be back home.


But I want to live

in a thirty-six room mansion!

And I want a three-picture deal!

[Garfield]

And I want my own TV show.


In HD, of course.

I want a better contract.


I want all the lasagna

I can possibly eat.


[Garfield]

I want a radio show...


Alright, Sandra, hand me

the Double Vision Glasses.

Right away, Dr. Bonkers!
So far, they worked perfectly!
You're a genius!

True. And if this last test

is conclusive,


I'll have another brilliant but

useless invention to my credit.

What does it look like?

It looks like we're not going

to get any hot dogs.


You'll see.

Here, hold onto these.


A chance to fill the severe lack

of hot dogs in my life today

Youpi!
[complains]

Do you hear some people

complaining about something?


Hi, Garfield.

You want your usual order?

All I have left with everything?

The vendor will give him

all the hot dogs he has left


and say, "As usual,

I'll charge them to Arbuckle."

Here you are, Garfield.

As usual,

I'll charge them to Arbuckle.

Who else?

Sorry, folks!

All out of hot dogs.


I'm heading for the beach.

Cowabunga!

[complains]
[laughter]

You see? It works!

My invention works!

Imagine.

Being able to look through

a pair of glasses

and see the future.

Let's go back to the lab

and destroy the glasses.


At least we had some fun

with them.

Oh boy, it's almost dinner time.
Odie!

Done frolicking in the park,

boy?

Then let's go home.

Oh! And try not to get

between me and the food.


What is it, boy?

Anything edible?

Someone lost their glasses.

Hey, do these make me

look smarter?


Yeah I know, Odie.

Everything's blurred.

What am I looking at?
Everything is blurred again.
Odie? But I just saw...

Did I just see something

I'd already seen

but didn't see the first time?

Your tongue is more disgusting

than my sewer!


Odie, there's something very

strange about these glasses.


I think they show

the immediate future.

Let me try them on again.

Odie, I see Vito

delivering a pizza.


He's running toward the house

with one.

Do not a-worry, Mr. Gourmand.

Vito is here

with the pizza you ordered!


Oh no! He tripped on a rock!


The pizza!


Somebody save the pizza!


Safe.


I couldn't stand to see

a perfectly good pizza wasted.


Odie, I just had

a very yummy vision.


Let's hide behind that tree

and see if it comes true.


Here he is. He'll come

running out with a pizza.

Do not a-worry, Mr. Gourmand.

Vito is here

with the pizza you ordered!


And now he's going to trip

over a rock.

Oh no! The pizza!
Watch this diving catch, Odie!

It's even more spectacular

on the instant replay.

I'm starving, Vito!
It is always my honor to feed

a refined stomach like yours,

Signore
Gourmand.

I know.

Voilà!


Mamma mia!

The pizza! She is gone!

"Gone?"

What do you mean "gone"?


Would you just

define "gone" for me?

No no, I'll tell you what Vito.

First, give me the pizza

I ordered

and then define all you want.

I'll be happy to,

but gone is gone!


And I cannot give you

what is not there.

You know what, Odie?

I just realized I can change

the future with these glasses.

Don't worry,
nothing bad can happen.
This is a catastrophe, Sandra!

When was the last time

you saw the glasses?


When I put them in my pocket

at the hot dog van.


Oh my, this is bad,

very very bad!


Let's hope they didn't fall

in the wrong hands.

The future is good, Odie.
The future gave me pizza.

Let's see what else the future

has in store for me.


Oh no! A burglar is robbing

our house!

I recognize Jon's briefcase!

Quick, Odie!

We have to do something!


Go open the lids

on the trash cans!

Thank you so much, Mr. Barker.

Gee, the lock's stuck

and I can't seem to get it open.


If you'll wait

while I get my tools.


I have to get home

and walk my dog, Arbuckle.

I'll just climb out the window.
Mr. Barker!

You accidentally took

my briefcase instead of--


I'll bet they give us a reward,

Odie.

I'll take mine in pasta.
Garfield! This is Mr. Barker!

He's the publisher who's going

to buy my new comic book

and sell millions of copies of it!

Was going to buy

your new comic book

and sell millions of copies of it.

I can't tell you how sorry I am,

Mr. Barker!

It's very simple, Arbuckle.

I'm putting your new idea in

the same place your cat put me.

In the garbage!
You can stop dancing, guys.

I'm not forgiving you

for this one.


[TV show]
And now,

it's time for restaurant reviews


with Eddie Gourmand.


Foodies!


I am here to tell you about

the worst pizza on the planet,


maybe even our Solar System!

It's called Vito's.


You wanna know how bad

the pizza is?


There isn't any!


Vito's is so bad that when you

order a pizza, they deliver...


nothing!


Absolutely nothing!


Stay away from this place.

Oh poor Vito.

We'd better go see

how this is affecting him.


Thank you, Eddie.


And now, I'm sitting

with the eminent mad scientist,


Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers.


Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers,


you're here because

you lost something.


I did... my new invention,

Double Vision Glasses.


They give their wearer a short glimpse

of the immediate future.


Here's a photograph

of the glasses.

Hey! These are them!

If anybody found them, you must

return them to me immediately!


And more important, do not use

them to change the future.


You never know what kind

of disaster you may trigger!

Tell me about it.

Come on, Odie.

We have to go with Jon.

[crying]
I am ruined, ruined!

No customer will ever

set foot in here again

after what that man said.
Do you know how bad business is?
How bad, Vito?

Even feeding him will not make

me enough money to stay open.

That's pretty bad.
I have but one hope.

I will take these

pizzas to
Signore
Gourmand

and beg his forgiveness.
Vito! Let me drive you there.

I go now to give him

my pizzas and plead.

"Do I think it will work?"
Beats me.
I can use the glasses to see.
I recognize that car!
That's Eddie Gourmand's car
and Vito is stealing it!

That's going to make things

even worse!

We have to stop him!

We'll find some way to block

the street so he can't get away!

There is no answer!
Oh. Here he comes!
Vito! What are you doing here?

Aren't you out of

the pizza business yet?

Well, I have come to beg you

to take back your awful review,

Signore
. Please.

[laugh]
I never take back a review.
Never, never, never, never!

But
Signore
,

you have forgotten something.

What have I forgotten?

You have forgotten

to set your parking brake!

My car! My four-star car!
Do not worry! Vito will stop it!

Save my car!

Please save my car!

Save my car!

Where are the brakes

on this thing?


You sure it's clear to back out,

cat?

The car! I cannot stop it!

My car!

He stopped it!

That truck stopped it!
It's just a minor bump.
Thank you, Vito!
Vito, my hero!

I am going to take back

my review


and tell everyone

to go to your restaurant!

My business!
She is saved!

Cat! You cause that truck

to stop the runaway car!


You saved our lives!

Mine and Mademoiselle Fifi here!

Mr. Barker!
Thank you, thank you!

I even forgive you for

dumping me in that trash can.

Arbuckle!

I'd like to publish that new

comic book of yours, after all.

Odie,

I think I'd better get these

glasses back to Dr. Bonkers.


They're too dangerous

for anyone like me.


But I can't resist putting

them on one more time and--

Oh, no! No! It can't be!
That can't be the future.
It's... it's the end, Odie.

It's... it's the end

of this cartoon!

[crying]

I hope they're not going to show

all the names


you can't read of the people

who worked on the show.