03x06 - The Great Trade-Off/Prehistoric Pup

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]

[upbeat theme song playing]

-[Garfield] Hee!
-[remote clicks]

[whimsical music playing]

[cheerful music playing]

-[Garfield] Aah.
-Aah!

[Odie whining]

[buzzing]

I don't know about you guys,
but I'm famished.

-[Garfield] Aah!
-[Odie barking in agreement]

I'm always famished.

You have your choice of lasagna

or lasagna or lasagna

or lasagna or lasagna.

Oh, and here we have…

What a surprise. Lasagna.

Hmm. It's a tough choice,

but I think I'll have…

oh… lasagna. [exclaims]

Gee, I wonder who repacked
my picnic basket.

I'm adorable. Adorable am I.

[sighs] I wonder what
the opposite of adorable is.

Oh yeah. It's Bruno.

Hi, Bruno.
Sorry you're not as cute as I am.

Then again, who is? Whoa!

-What do you mean?
-I mean, face reality.

I look like this.

And you look like this.

-[Bruno grunting]
-Help! Raw jealousy!

Right behind me!

You're gonna get it this time, Nermal!

Somehow, Garfield left us
one can of dog food for you, Odie.

[barks]

[Nermal screaming]

Ha! [blows raspberry]

[groaning] I'll get him later.

Now, let's see if you-know-who
left me anything to eat, which I doubt…

[gasping]

[clearing throat]

Good afternoon.

I am, as you all know, Dr. Puzzle.

Welcome, fellow fiends
and nefarious colleagues,

to the third annual

Evil Mastermind Convention!

[all cheering]

Now, how many of you are planning
on conquering the world?

Could I see a show of hands and tentacles?

Uh-huh. Looks like most of you.

Well then, you'll be most interested

in the latest must-have accessory
for world-domination…

[all gasp]

…the Retro-Switcheroo laser g*n!

[cheering]

Yes! This ingenious device
will cause two people

to trade personalities.

Please give a warm welcome to my nemesis,
secret agent Double-Oh-Nothing.

[all booing]

[grunts]

He will be the unlucky test subject.

And over here, we have a frog.

[grunts]

I will set the Retro-Switcheroo
for a complete personality exchange.

[laughs]

[zapping]

Whoa!

[croaks]

[breathing heavily]
[in English accent] Yeah, certainly.

I'd like to get some dead flies, please.

Shaken not stirred.

[croaking]

[cheering]

But now let me demonstrate
on two random creatures

I shall select
with my Scope-A-Tronic device.

Oh, we don't need
our test creatures anymore.

-Uh-oh.
-[splashing]

[beeps]

[whirring]

Keep eating like that, Garfield,
and you'll never be adorable like me.

I don't wanna be like you, Nermal.
I want people to be able to stand me.

These two will be fine subjects
on which to conduct my demonstration!

[whirring]

-[cackling]
-[zapping]

[both shouting]

How come I never realized
how cute and adorable I really am?

Oh, meow.

Lasagna.

[Nermal munching]

Wonderful. Wonderful.

[cheering]

Yes!

Step right up.

We accept cash, credit cards, and checks

if you have your Evil Scientists ID card.

I want two!

One to conquer the world with,

and one to switch
my lawyer's personality with a snake's.

How will you know the difference?

[all laughing]

[dramatic music playing]

[croaking]

[in English accent] Looks like it's up
to me to stop this insidious Dr. Puzzle.

[croaks]

[Garfield humming]

But I'm going to need help.

[humming continues]

Oh! I can't stand that little twerp
always saying,

"I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world!"

He isn't.
I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world.

Face it, Bruno.
Some of us are cute and some us are not.

You are not.

You. You're acting just like Nermal.

[laughing]

I am not acting like Nermal.

I'm adorable and I'm cute.

And I'm acting like Nermal!

[screaming]

[alarm sounding]

I'm acting like Nermal. I must be.
I'm starting to make myself sick.

-Nermal!
-[screams]

Oh, it's you, Garfield.
I thought it was someone.

Nermal, we've exchanged personalities.

Oh, big fat, hairy deal.

-I said when I get my paws on you, Nermal…
-Help!

Put me down! Help!

Dr. Puzzle,
can the Retro-Switcheroo laser g*n

swap personalities
that have already been swapped?

-I don't see why not. Let's give it a try.
-[beeps]

[both screaming]

[groans]
I don't want to pound Nermal. I want…

to eat lasagna.

[munching]

All right, Bruno. You're in for it now!

Wow!

Help! Save me!

While you're at it, feed me!

[Garfield] Nermal's acting like Bruno,
and Bruno's acting like me!

I don't understand what's going on.

Hey, you,
sitting there watching this cartoon,

you must know.

Why don't you just fill me in?

[in English accent] I'll tell you why you
and your friends are acting oddly today.

Good. And also tell me
why someone as cute as me

is talking to a frog
with an English accent.

We've all been subject to Dr. Puzzle's
personality-swapping device.

Hmm. How do we undo it?
I don't want to be like Nermal.

I'm this close to mailing myself
to Abu Dhabi.

Get the little cat and come with me.
We must hurry.

Come on, Nermal or Bruno or me
or whoever you are at the moment.

-[Odie whines]
-[groans] I need a nap.

[whining]

No! I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.

-[Odie whining]
-[Bruno snoring]

[action music playing]

That's the secret lair of Dr. Puzzle.

[gasps] Hey.

[Nermal shouts]

What?

[gasping]

[elevator music playing]

[action music continues]

Soon, fellow Evil Scientists,

I shall deliver the inventions
you ordered.

Then each of us will conquer this planet!

But there's only one planet.

How can we all conquer it?

[snickers]

You're evil scientists. You figure it out.

[ominous music playing]

-[alarm sounding]
-Wait! We have intruders to deal with!

Guards, seize them
and feed them to the sharks!

[Garfield gasps]

Hey, leave us alone.

-[rays detonating]
-[screaming]

[thudding footsteps]

Whoa! Ha!

[grunting]

Hi-ya!

Hey, it's kind of handy for Nermal
to have Bruno's personality.

Have I mentioned how adorable I am?

Sixty-eight times and counting.

[crashing]

[chattering]

And now I'm gonna take care of all of you!

[screaming]

[elevator music playing]

-[music slows down, stops]
-[all gasping]

Huh?

[all screaming]

Whoa!

[growling]

[Dr. Puzzle]
You won't interfere with my plans!

I have multiple personalities
stored in the Retro-Switcheroo!

I will give you all
the personalities of frogs!

I don't wanna be a frog!

Oh, it's not so bad.

[grunts]

[zapping]

What do we do now, Frog?

How do we get
our old personalities back? How?

[buzzing]

[croaking]

Could it be? Am I me again?

The destruction of the machine
seems to have undone its effects.

You must be pretty happy to be you again.

Certainly.

You try eating flies all afternoon. Yuck!

It's almost sundown, guys.
Time to start heading for home!

So, because of that evil scientist,

I was acting like Nermal,

and Nermal was acting like me
and then Bruno…

[yipping]

But now I'm me again and that's great.
Me is the cutest creature on this planet.

There he is!

Don't hurt me! I have a cat show tomorrow!
And another one on Thursday!

[panting] When I get through with you…

[whining]

That evil scientist?
No, I'm not worried about him.

[croaking]

[buzzing]

Now, if I was a fly, I might be worried.

[Odie] Mm-hmm.

-Don't hurt me! [screaming]
-[Bruno] You!

[whimsical music playing]

[eerie music playing]

-Ah!
-You're not cooking.

Oh, hi, Garfield.
You've probably noticed I'm not cooking.

What?

[sighs] I will in a moment.

Sometimes I like to come out here
and look at the stars.

They're so peaceful. They're so beautiful.

[gasps] Look! You see that?

It's a sh**ting star. Wow!

You know what a sh**ting star is?

It's a meteoroid
that's entering the Earth's atmosphere.

Great. Let's do dinner.

That was terrific.

I wish I'd been at the observatory
using their big telescope.

Dinner on the table!
Dinner on the table! Dinner on the table!

[satellites whirring]

Ah! Professor Bonkers,
did you see the sh**ting star?

Yes, a meteor
from the Beta Blue space quadrant.

-[whizzing]
-[crash]

Whoa. Wow.

Radar says
it was down to the size of a gumball,

and it landed in the North Hills.

Beta Blue, you say?

Some scientists claim that meteors
from Beta Blue have regressive powers.

Anything that comes into contact with one
is turned back into its prehistoric form.

[man] Yes, Gertrude.
I'm hiking up here in the North Hills.

It's very invigorating out here,
and I'm having such a good--

[intriguing music]

Uh… I just found something odd, Gertrude.

It's some sort of glowing rock.
It's like a meteor or a--

[grunting]

[spitting]

Oh! Hey. Oh!

[grunting]

[grunting]

So, as I was saying, Gertrude,
it's very invigorating up here.

Really, really brings out
the caveman in you.

I'm sorry I didn't cook dinner
earlier last night, guys.

Maybe lunch at Vito's will make up for it.

Works for me.

[whimpering]

[grumbling]

Oh, gum! I can't stand people who chew gum
and just discard it and make a mess.

Isn't that awful, Garfield?

That's so rude.

Away! You get out of my
ristorante,
you pesky flies! All of you!

Ah! Signor Arbuckle, welcome to Vito's.

Thanks, Vito.

-Whoa!
-Huh?

Odie, come join us
as soon as you get that gum off your paw.

[whimpering]

[car horn honking]

[engine sputtering]

[groaning]

[buzzing]

[whining]

[straining]

-[exclaims]
-[loud buzzing]

[soft music playing]

My cat will have
the left side of the menu.

Excellent choice.

Excuse me, waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.

One moment, signore.

And the right side of the menu.

-Our most popular sides of the menu.
-Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Un momento,
signore. Please.

Anything else, Garfield?

-Oh yes. The back of the menu.
-[teeth chattering]

-One of my specialties--
-I still have this fly in my soup.

Signore! Can you not see
I am busy with another customer?

Tell me, what is the big deal
about a fly in your soup?

Well, it is rather large…

[screaming]

[screaming]

Can we make that order to go?

[panicked screaming]

[whining]

[all exclaiming]

Vito! Do something!

You need a swatter
the size of a football field.

-I'm gonna call for help.
-[phone dialing]

This is Vito of Vito's Pizzeria.
I would like to report a monster.

-[high-pitched voice]
-Thanks. They'll be here in two seconds.

-[clock ticking]
-One, two…

[sirens wailing]

What took them so long?

What's this monster you reported?

It's a fly.

All right.

No, Officer! It's a monster fly.

It's huge, and it has razor-sharp teeth!

And it could eat more than I can!

Ah.

[tense music playing]

[buzzing]

-I should run you all in.
-[gasping]

Next time, I'll just order a salad.

I shall go prepare the left side
and the right side of the menu.

[Garfield] Don't forget the back!
That's the best part.

Garfield, where's Odie?

Odie! Odie! Here, boy!

-Hmm. I wonder where Odie went.
-[screaming]

[thudding]

[Jon] Ah!

-[Jon panting] Odie?
-[whining]

-[barks]
-[screams]

[barks, panting]

[screaming]

We're being drenched in doggy drool.

[Jon] We need help!

[screaming]

Help! Supersized slurp!

Help!

Aah!

Help!

[screaming]

[tires squealing]

-[screaming]
-[thudding]

[engine revving]

[dramatic music playing]

[crash]

[car horn honking]

You heard me. Right.
That's exactly what I said.

Uh-huh. I see. Okay, thanks.

Now it's a giant puppy dog.

[laughing]

Attention, all units. We have a report
from a guy in Vito's Pizzeria.

He claims
that there's a big puppy dog outside.

Puppy dog? Sounds like this is
right up my alley as a dogcatcher.

[tires squealing]

[crying]

That's my dog!

Well, I'm your landlord,
and your lease said

you can only keep a small dog
in this apartment.

This is not a small dog.

[sobbing]

[landlord] Oh, cry all you want.

I don't care. I'm a landlord.

[car horn honking]

-[thudding]
-[screaming]

[sobbing]

[both] Huh?

Oh, okay. You're right.

-It is a small dog.
-[barking]

Yes!

[happily barking]

[people screaming]

[barks]

[siren wailing]

[dramatic music playing]

[pins striking]

[slurping]

-[whining]
-[helicopters whirring]

Do not panic, people!

The National Guard
is on its way to protect you

from this giant monster puppy dog!

No! Don't hurt him!

He's harmless!

[grunts]

He hasn't licked you yet.

Garfield, we have to figure out a way
to get him out of the city.

Maybe into the countryside.

-I know.
-…giant monster puppy dog!

Throwing a stick so he can fetch it?
But how will that--

[Jon] I get it. Great idea.

[action music playing]

[gasps]

[sighs]

Yoo-hoo

Odie!

Huh?

[action music continues]

Keep an eye on him, Garfield.
We don't wanna lose him.

How do you lose a mutt
the size of a shopping mall?

-[helicopters whirring]
-[sirens wailing]

[tires screeching]

-[gasps]
-All units! Let the puppy dog go.

He's headed up to the North Hills.

[action music continues]

[Odie barking]

Uh, North Hills, huh? What's the big deal
catching a little puppy dog?

[whimpering]

[barking]

[Al] Come out, little puppy dog,
wherever you are.

[whistling]

Here, boy!

I don't see why the police
were making such a big deal.

Catching dogs is easy.

They're small and harmless and-- Hey!

The weatherman
didn't say anything about rain today.

[dramatic music playing]

[barks]

[screaming]

Help! Help!
I'll never catch another dog again!

Leave me alone!

[screaming]

-[screaming]
-[crash]

[Odie whimpers]

-[barks]
-Help! Help!

[screaming]

[magical music playing]

[sniffing]

[grunting]

You see him, Garfield?

Maybe we could lure him
with a ten-ton doggy treat.

[Odie barks]

[Jon] Odie!

[laughing]

I don't know what happened.
Let's not worry about it. Let's go home.

[thudding]

Hey, there's the truck of that dumb
dogcatcher who's always chasing us.

[yipping]

Don't worry about him.
He's too stupid to hurt you.

He's a real Neanderthal.

[grunting]

[upbeat theme music playing]