05x09 - Escape the Greenroom

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[static crackling]
[ominous music]

- My babies!
- [Siobhan] Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello!

- I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

- [Siobhan] It's all good.

- [Lou] Hey, well, you had
to finish the cue-to-cue,

whatever that is.

- [Sam] Yeah, this episode's
a little bit of a beast,

I'm not gonna lie.
[Siobhan laughing]

- [Lou] Can't wait to
find out what that means.

- Siobhan, "Game Changer" debut.

- Wow.
- Yay!

- We just got a few minutes
while they reset downstairs.

- [Lou] Okay.
- [Siobhan] Great.

- Because I can't have you
see the stage before we start.

- Oh my god.
- Okay.

- Great.

- I'm gonna give you the
normal spiel that I do

up here instead of down
there, if that makes sense.

- Yeah.

- I can take this off.

You know, this is a game show,

but it's not about the points.
- [Lou] No.

It's about having fun with friends.

- It's about making Brennan look stupid.

[Sam laughs]

We're all here to do that, right?

- Totally.

Yeah, so, like-

- Those playing cards important?

- My pandemic hobby has
been cards, card magic.

- Oh, close up magic, yeah.

- Ooh, in fact, can I
practice something on you?

- Of course.

- [Siobhan] Seven of spades.

- Okay, here we go.

- Lou, just so you know,

I'm not up to any funny business here,

just tell me to...
- That's a direct lie.

- To, [laughs] stop whenever-

Not up to any funny business
when I begin a magic trick.

- Stop.

- Okay, I'm gonna ask
you to take that card.

Don't show it to your fellow players.

- This one?
- This one.

- This one?

You want me to take this one?

- You can take that one.
- Okay.

- Just take a look at it.

Don't show it to them.

[mello jazz music]

Put it back.
- Mm-hm.

- Tell me to stop whenever
you want, Brennan.

- I wish I had a cool
party trick like that.

- Stop.

- I think cool is strong.

- No, a bit forward.
Okay.

A little bit more.
- A party trick.

- Yeah, take a look at it.

Don't show it to these two.

Put it back.

Siobhan, same deal.

Tell me to stop whenever you like.

- Stop.
- Right here?

Okay, go ahead.

You got it?
- Mm-hm.

- Okay, take a look.
- Hey, Sam.

- Yeah?

- Do you think I could get
you to do a proofreading

downstairs real quick?

- Can I have two minutes to
finish this stupid card trick?

- You can.

Sorry.

- Okay.

Remember your cards though,

'cause I want to do this downstairs.

- Okay, great.

- We'll finish it downstairs.

- Okay, see you very soon.

- See you soon.

- [Sam] Oh, hell yeah!

- [Siobhan] I am so excited to
get back in the f*cking dome.

- [Brennan] I know!

- [Lou] Yeah, it should be fun.
[tense stinger building]

- [Siobhan] It's been too long.

- I love it.

- Yeah.

- Okay, I'm gonna go use
the bathroom as well.

- Yeah, I guess I should probably too.

- Brennan, you've set off a bad-

- [Siobhan] Oh, this one's out of order.

- This door is locked.

- Oh, wow. [laughs]

- This door is straight-up locked.

[blank feed sound]

They don't want us getting out, dude.

- Is this the show?

- Get ready for a "Game Changer"!
- Oh f*ck!

Tonight's guests; the Dungeon
Master has become my prisoner,

Tonight's guests; the Dungeon
Master has become my prisoner,

it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
[Siobhan laughing in confusion]

- What the f*ck?
- Is this an escape room?

- Will she escape?

Survey says, no dice!

It's Siobhan Thompson!

- You son of a b*tch.

- And for once, thinking inside
the box, it's Lou Wilson!

- And for once, thinking inside
the box, it's Lou Wilson!

- This is not okay.

- And your host, me!

I've been here the whole time.

- Goddammit!

- This is "Game Changer",
the only game show

where the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works.

- We don't know how it works.

We understand that part.

- That's right, our players have no idea

what game it is they're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing.

The only way to win is by learning,

and the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado,

let's begin by putting

- What the f*ck?

- Players, you have one hour
to escape the green room.

- Players, you have one hour
to escape the green room.

- I just found some cards.

[guitar smashes]

Oh!

- Okay, I found three in here.

- I found some cards here.

Okay, look.

Looks like there might be some
kind of puzzle on the back.

- They're 10s.

And wait, which cards did
you guys get from the deck?

- Oh, I got a six of diamonds.

- I also got a six of diamonds.

- [Brennan] I also got a six of diamonds.

- [Sam] You'll notice
the cards in that deck

are not the same, and might be clues.

- [Lou] Okay, all right.
- [Siobhan] g*dd*mn.

Okay.

- Also, I'm sorry if I broke that

and I'm not supposed to break that guitar.

You find anything else in there?
[Sam laughing]

- Okay, there is a rabbit on here,

and there's the code thing.
- [Lou] Oh, okay.

- So if you see anything
that has a blue rabbit.

- Okay, so two pillows,
five plants, six clocks,

so I think these things
are the significant things

in the room.

- I got the plants in the plant.

- I got the guitars in the guitar.

- Clocks.

- Three jackets, seven plants.

No, this is a vase.

Yeah, dude, the clock.

- Another card up here.

- Great.

There's a vase.

Smash it, dude, smash it.

- Everyone be careful.
- [Siobhan] Smash

that f*cking vase, dude.

[glass shattering]
[Siobhan screams]

- Baba Booey!

Baba Booey!

[glass shattering]
[Sam cracking up]

- Okay, there are cards in here.

Okay.

- We have cards in here!

Okay, so this lines up.

They're lining up.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- This lines up.

- I got the pillows, I got the
pillows, I got the pillows.

- The pillows, somebody's shoes.

There's a shoe.

- There's shoes over here!
- [Brennan] Shoes over there.

- [Lou] Shoes over there.

Pillow, pillow, pillow.

- Here we go, here we go.
- [Lou] Lint roller!

- [Siobhan] And there's
a clock in here as well.

- [Lou] We need to find a lint roller.

We need to find a jacket.

You found the clock?

- Ooh, well done, Siobhan.

Important part of the puzzle there.

- [Siobhan] Okay.
- Fire extinguisher.

Oh, can we take this off the wall?

- Open here.

- Oh.

- Brennan, as usual, nothing
but complete and total focus.

- You're not getting a
f*cking joke out of me

until I'm out of this room!

- [Lou] Let's go, baby, let's go.
- You want bits?

You let me out of the room
for bits, m*therf*cker!

- Where's the bacon?

Does this look like bacon to you?

- Look over here somewhere.

That weird little sh*t.
- Hey, m*therf*cker,

what's this look like?

- It looks like a sh*t.
- What is this?

What is this?

- [Siobhan] Doesn't it
look like a f*cking sh*t?

[Sam laughing in a cartoonishly evil way]

- What does this look like?

Help me, bro.

- Found more cards here in the extend-

- Oh, yes.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

- No, I held this to you

so you could tell me what you think it is.

- Well, it goes with these,

so that's four queens right there, right?

- Yes, and this also has
a bunch of stuff on it.

[fun, vibey music]

We also need a lint roller, Siobhan.

Have you found a lint roller?

Oh, there it is.

Is this good content?

[Sam laughs]

- Believe it or not, it's great!

- [Siobhan] g*dd*mn!
- [Lou] Did some of this

come flying out?

Boom.

- [Brennan] Got it!
- [musically] Sha-na-na-na-na!

[Sam laughing]

Okay, here's four.

Did we find the jacket yet?

- No, I looked through
all of these pockets,

but I couldn't find anything.

Maybe I'm just missing something.

- And then there's tape
on the back of the cards

that I think we'll be
using to create an image.

- I've looked in the pockets.

Just gonna look on the back

and see if there's any
weird sh*t that I've missed.

- Just so that we're
talking and communicating-

- [Lou] Always.

- I'm scouring right now,
overturning everything.

- Maybe it's in an inside pocket.

- Great.

- But do we want someone

looking to see if the cards-
- To start

putting it together?

- To see if there's something there.

We might not be at that stage yet.

- Why don't I do that?

- If you want to start
looking at this sh*t,

maybe me and Lou keep scouring.

- Yes.
- There's also this.

I might start putting things on...

- Just seeing if there's
a pattern in the clues

while we are casing the joint,

'cause we don't want to all
give the room a once over.

- Yeah, I mean, do I want to start...

Aha!

A bunny!

- What?

- I see bunny ears here.

- [Lou] That's gonna give us the code?

- Could be.

- Lou, have you given up on that object

on the ace that you can't identify?

- I kept trying to show it to people,

and I will say, that's the only breakdown

we've had as a team so far, guys.

Somebody's got to help me with that.

- It could be a stick.

- Could be a Cheeto.

- Oh, Cheeto!

Open up those f*cking Cheetos.

[sounds of ripping and rifling hastily]

- Got it.

- Here you go, Sam!

[Sam laughs]

- Here's your f*cking Cheetos!

- Here's your f*cking Cheetos, bro!

- f*cking Cheetos, man!
- Here's your f*cking Cheetos!

- We are not animals!
[Siobhan yelling]

[Sam laughing at the mayhem
and carnage he's unleashed]

- [Lou] Okay, so what is this?

What's this thing?

- A record player, maybe?

- Oh, yeah, vinyl?

- Oh, it could be a smoke alarm.

Is there a smoke alarm here?

- [Brennan] Yeah, somewhere.

- Here we go.

- [Lou] Oh, you got it?

- Yeah.
- [Sam] Hell yeah, Siobhan!

- [Lou] There you go, check that.

Get in there.

- Yeah, b*tch!
- [Lou] [musically] Sha-na-na-na-na!

- Wow, I hope we don't set on fire.

- There it is, you b*tch.

- Fun fact, that room had
no smoke detector before.

- [Lou] Classic Sam Reich!

Hey, if they burn to death,
I'll just get some new ones.

[Sam laughing]

- [Lou] Which f*cking
coat has the f*cking cards

in the f*cking pockets?

- Try inside pockets.

- I've been trying inside pockets

on everything that's a straight-up coat.

And Brennan, I swear
to god, if you find it

on one go through, I will end myself.

[Brennan laughing]

- [Lou] I will end myself.

This one feels like the b-

- I got bad news for you.

- No.

f*ck me!
- [Siobhan] No!

- [Brennan] Okay, goddammit.

[glass shattering]

That one's not a breakaway,

but that's okay.
- That's not a breakaway.

Okay.

- [Brennan] Okay, jackets here.

- [Lou] Okay.

- Okay, so there's a
bunny happening over here.

- Oh, if we put it on top of
this, we'll get the image.

Siobhan, I hate to make
your hard work go away.

- No, no, no, it's fine.

I started doing this,

and then I-
- Put the four Cheetos on top.

- [Brennan] Five plants.

- Red, orange, yellow...

- 'Cause these could be
oriented in different ways,

so we got to just be aware of that.

[Sam relishing the players' annoyance]

- [Siobhan] Shut the f*ck up.

This is not about you.

- Shut your f*cking mouth.

- Yeah, you need to close your-

- Sorry, my perspective right
now is like, I am the Joker.

I'm watching you all on seven cameras.

- I won't lie, when we could
not get out of the room,

that was legitimately-
- [Siobhan] It was legit.

- I was like, hey, what
the f*ck is happening?

Yeah, f*ck you.

[Sam laughs]

What's the paper clip?

- I know where that is.

- [Lou] Oh, there it is.

Okay, great.

- Got it.

Here we go, here we go.

- A clock?
- Okay, so this three.

Is there a number on the lint roller?

- It's at four.

The lint roller, I destroyed.
- Oh.

- Was it bad that we just
started smashing sh*t?

[Sam laughs]

- So rabbit, rabbit, pillow, pillow,

lint roller, lint roller, clock, clock.

- So the rabbit's over here.

- Clock, lint, pillow.

How many number categories
does the lock have?

- Oh, here's the lint roller.

- Guys, there are three symbols on the map

other than the rabbit,

and there are three rollers
on the combination lock.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

- What?

- Three.

Oh, wait.
- Oh, oh!

What's the pillow?
- Oh my God.

- So, my guy,

so it's clock, lint, pillow.

- [Siobhan] Okay, six, four.

- What's pillow?

What's pillow?

What's pillow?
- I'm trying to find it.

- [Lou] Two!
- [Siobhan] Six, four, two!

- [Lou] Get us the f*ck out of here, man!

Get us the f*ck out of here!

- [Siobhan] Ooh, we have
to crawl through this hole.

- [Brennan] Get off me, man!
You're f*ck' crowding-

[all screaming]
[Sam laughing sadistically]

What the f*ck?!
- [Lou] Oh! Oh! Oh!

- [Siobhan] Okay.
- [Lou] No, I saw this earlier!

There's a f*cking car out here!

- [Siobhan] [screams]
Okay, okay, I'll steer it,

you tell me where to go.

- [Lou] Okay.

- [Siobhan] Is this forward?

- Okay, whoa, whoa!

It's got a lot of get up and go.
[cool action/heist music]

- Okay, all right.

Siobhan, what do we think we need to do?

That's a bird.

Come take a look before
we start making moves.

- We've got to get it onto
the bird, I would imagine.

- And then what do we do
once we're on the bird?

Any clues in there?

Anything we're looking at?

- Well, there is a thing
that is a bird over here

that has another padlock on it.

- Wait, where do you see it?

- In the kitchen.

- Yes, you're right, you're right.

- Five pins?

- Yes, there are five pins.

- We got to knock these shits over!

- Hell yeah, Lou!

- You need to turn the car around.

- Okay, great.

Tell me when

I'm in the right way.
- Turn.

Yep, keep turning.

Okay, a little more.

Yeah, there it is, there it is.

Vroom vroom! Vroom vroom!

Okay, no you [babbeling]

You're turning a lot when you drive.

Right now, you're headed to the building.

- [Siobhan] Oh, okay.

- All right, I'm gonna calm down.

[Sam laughs]

So you are hitting the
building right now, Siobhan.

You got to reverse.

Okay.

- [Siobhan] Other way?

- Right is the way you
need to go right now.

There it is.

Keep going.

Straight, straight, straight.

No, you're curving.

When you go forward really
fast, you curve a lot.

- [Siobhan] It doesn't really have a slow.

- Got it.

- [Siobhan] It just has on and off.

- Okay, Brennan, how much battery

does your guys' phones have?

FaceTime me.

I'm gonna show you what you're doing.

- You didn't count on ingenuity,
did you, m*therf*cker?

- I did not!

- I'm continuing to look for clues,

'cause you guys got this.
- Yes.

- All of these years
of playing video games!

Okay, this is great.

- Can you see?

- [Siobhan] This is so much easier.

- [Lou] There it is.
- Never would've guessed that!

- You see that way it hard bends?

- [Siobhan] There we go.
- Oh!

- [Siobhan] There we go, b*tch.

- Okay, first one down.

Plant!

Next level, m*therf*ckers!

- [Sam] Oh, sh*t!

- [Lou] Yes!

- [Siobhan] Ah!

- Boom!

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah, that's a double!

Pillow, shoe!

Brennan, can you start
pulling these numbers?

- Yes, I got it.

Pillow, shoe, plant.

- [Siobhan] It's this last one!

- But you're right on, 'cause
we also need to spin that pin.

- [Siobhan] There we go.

- Okay, extinguisher.

And you just got to spin
that one for me, Siobhan.

You just got to spin him.

Spin him so I can get eyes.

Oh!

No! No!
[dramatic stinger]

[Sam laughs]

No!

- [Siobhan] No!

- On the wheels that are on
the ground, spin 'em hard.

Spin 'em hard, there it is.

Come on, Siobhan! Come on, Siobhan!

Come on, spin for papa!

Spin for papa!

Ah, ah! Ah!

- [Siobhan] I'm trying to correct.

- Is Sam Reich still at his podium

and not walking outside to help us?

[Sam laughs]

Kick it!

Kick it, person who works for the company!

- We'll give you $20 if you kick it!

- Fight the bourgeoisie!

- I will Venmo you $20 as
soon my phone's back on!

- Straight-up, yell your Venmo to us.

We will Venmo you money.

Siobhan, you can do this!

- [Siobhan] Come on!

- Come on!

Flip it, flip it.

Yaaaaaaooww!

- [Siobhan] Okay, okay, okay.
- [Lou] There it is!

- [Siobhan] Give me my camera back.

- Sorry.

- [Siobhan] Tell me where I am.

Oh, I see it, good god.

- So yeah, you need to go around

the unhelpful camera person.

Here it is, here it is, here it is.

- [Siobhan] This is a bad time
for FaceTime to be glitchy.

- [Lou] Sam turned off the wifi, for sure.

[Sam laughs]

- [Siobhan] Here we go.

- I believe in you, Siobhan.

You picked the hardest job in this en-

- Shut up, Sam!

- [laughs] You don't
want my encouragement?

- No!
- [Siobhan] No!

- [Lou] Come on!

- [Siobhan] Did it go?

- It's spinning.

Keep it soft.

I just need a glimpse, baby.

I just need the edge.

I just need the edge!

Now you're mounting it.

All right.

Now you're f*cking it, Siobhan.

Don't f*ck the pin.

- [Siobhan] Ah, for f*ck's sake.

- Come on, yeah, yeah!

Ah!

- [Sam] Meanwhile, Brennan's plugging in

the numbers they have so far,

and Brennan, are you just
brute forcing the last one?

- I love it, dude.

Ah!

- [Siobhan] Not again!

f*ck!

- [Lou] Hey, we've done this before.

We know the routine.

- Hey, g*ng, we got it.

- Boom!

- [Brennan] We got it.

- Thank f*cking god.

Oh my god.
- You are no help!

No help at all!

[echoing like a magical oath]
And you will be remembered!

[door creaking]
[sinister pulsing sound]

- Okay.

Incredible work, g*ng.

Here we go.
[drum music]

Hey, f*ck yeah, team.

Let's go.
- There it is.

- [Siobhan] What are we creating here?

- [Lou] I'm exhausted.

- Is this a jigsaw
puzzle, or is this a thing

that we have to get a thing through,

or do we build something through it?

- So there's a bunch of holes.

I think maybe we line up the holes.

- Oh, oh!

- [Brennan] What is it?

- [Lou] Oh, it's letters.

- Ah!

Okay, hold on.

- But which is which?

And there's magnets on
the back, so they click.

- Holy sh*t!

Okay.

[Sam laughs]

- Well, which one's got
the tiniest letters?

Okay, this one.

I think it's this one.

- [Siobhan] Great.
- I think it's the H.

Wow, and here we thought
we were just celebrating

our legacy of our work.

[Sam laughs]

Little did I know, we
were trapped in a prison.

- Well, there's that too, Lou.

- No, Sam.
- M-C.

- You have to choose sides.

- Are you sure?
- I don't know about that.

- Let me just try this one.

- Yeah, just try it.
- Let me just see

if this is a perfect fit or not.

- Oh, it is.

There we go.
- That's a perfect fit, okay.

- [Lou] Who's got sideways letters?

- What on Earth would
you be trying to spell?

- That's a great question
asked by a bad man.

- Absolute f*cking maniac.

[Sam laughs]

- Who's got letters in
the bottom left corner?

Tiny Heist.

I bet this is H-E.

- So many memories up here.

"Fantasy High" season one.

- Well, yeah, and you're poisoning them.

You're poisoning every single one.

Some of this stuff is wrong, right?

- [Brennan] Yeah, stuff is wrong, yeah.

- [Lou] I think maybe this one?
- [Brennan] No, maybe this one.

- [Lou] L-E?

- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Lou] Ba baow!

- Let me see if this is
the one here, hold on.

No.

- Guys, we're close.

- [Brennan] We are close.

- [Lou] That feels good.

E-P.

- [Brennan] Yeah, this is the one here.

- [Lou] This one is not it.

This one goes somewhere else.

Try that on "Coffin
Run", maybe "Starstruck."

- [Brennan] Not "Coffin Run."

- [Lou] No.

- "I've ep"?

Wait, no, this is wrong.

- Yeah, that's not right.

- This might be here.

- [Lou] Yep.

- [Siobhan] Yep, there we go.
- [Lou] Game time.

- [Siobhan] I've been here the whole time?

- You m*therf*cker!

[Sam laughs]

- So does that matter, or was that
just for your fun? [lock unclicks]

- Wait.

[intriguing piano music]

[Brennan and Siobhan yelp]

- [Lou] Are we supposed to-

- [Brennan] Careful with the glass.

- [Sam] You can take
that off, if you want.

- Kick it, Brennan!

Timbs!
- Hold on.

- Timbs, b*tch!

Yeah!

- [Brennan] What's up, baby?

- [Siobhan] Oh my god!

- [Brennan] Holy sh*t!

All right, climb in, g*ng.

Here we go.

- [Lou] Are there cameras in here too?

- [Siobhan] Yes, there
are cameras in here.

Of course, there are
f*cking cameras in here.

- [Lou] Oh, I f*cking hate it, dude.

- [Siobhan] Thank god I wore
pants, is all I can say.

Okay, there's a magnet
here and a thing to stand.

Some kind of pull?

- Okay.

- [Lou] Okay, let's-

- [Siobhan] Samuel Dalton: Time Traveler.

- [Sam] [echoing] Time Traveler!

Magician or madman?

Born in Cambridge, England,
Samuel Dalton apprenticed

under various card cheats and
has since established himself

as one of London's finest magicians.

But his latest act has us concerned.

Dalton claims he will use electromagnetism

to travel to the future.

Is this another hustle,
or is it... madness?

[weird creepy screams and laughter]

- Okay.

- We have a clock here.

- God, it is so hot in here.

- [Lou] Now we get sexy.

- [Brennan] It's time to get sexy.

Let's go.

- [Lou] Now I actually feel like,

are we gonna die before
we get out of here?

- [Siobhan] I don't
know, this could be hell.

This is very Sartre-esque.
- [Lou] This might be it.

- [Siobhan] No exit.

Hell is other people.

- Let's just slow our breathing,

think through all these clues.

- [Lou] Okay, friends and colleagues...

- [Sam] Gathered this past Saturday

to mourn the passing of Samuel Dalton,

who disappeared during
his magic act last July.

Dalton had encircled himself
with household objects

over the numbers of a clock

when a bolt of lightning
struck a magnet overhead,

leaving behind only his
smoldering footprints.

["footprints" echoing]

- So it seems like it's about objects.

Do we have these things?

- [Brennan] Why don't we do this?

There's three of us in this small space,

so let's have someone go out

and start collecting the
items we need from in there,

and someone else can stay in here

and see if the items exist in this space.

- [Siobhan] Can you step out of the-
- [Brennan] Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Why are you biting your hand?

- [Lou] I feel like it's simpler

than we're making it, right?
- I think it is, too.

- It says household objects
around him in a clock.

All of the things have numbers with them.

Do we put them on the numbers?

Okay.

Siobhan, can you grab a pillow,
the clock, the lint roller?

Brennan, can you put these on the-

- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Lou] Pillow goes on two.

Can you grab the electrical outlet,

a piece of the guitar, clock goes on six.

Outlet is queen, which translates to 12.

The guitar, that goes on 10.

Can you grab the first
suede coat from the rack?

That's gonna go on three.
- [Siobhan] The coat, yes,

and the Cheetos.

- [Lou] The fire
extinguisher and the boot.

Oh, and can you grab me a Cheeto?

- [Siobhan] The bag is right there.

- [Lou] Oh, sorry.

Can you grab the smoke detector as well?

- Yes!

I knew I shouldn't have
put the stupid thing back.

- [Lou] Lint roller goes on four.

And did you grab the shoe, Siobhan?

- [Siobhan] Yes.

- [Lou] I think this is 11.

Seven is a piece of the vase.

Thank you, Siobhan.

- [Siobhan] You're welcome.

- [Brennan] Shoe is eight.
- Where the f*ck

did this plant go?

We really wrecked this room.

- Shoe is eight.

- [Brennan] This is our last one.

- [Lou] Plant goes on five.

- [Brennan] Five's right there.

[all screaming]

- Out of order.

- [Brennan] Out of order?

- [Lou] Oh, the bathroom.
- [Siobhan] Oh, the bathroom.

[tense music]

[knob rattling]

- How you doing, Sam?

What's going on, dude?

How are you?

- It's locked.
- [Lou] Still locked.

- [Brennan] There's a 13th object.

- [Siobhan] The paper clip!
- [Lou] The paper clip.

- Oh, the paper clip.

Copy that.

What number are the paper clips?

Oh, I have all the cards right here.

They're king, so that would be 13?

- It's open. [shrieks]

[Sam yelling indistinctly]

- What the f*ck?

- What the f*ck?

[Sam yelling indistinctly]

You son a b*tch!

What the f*ck?

- Sam Reich is in here.

- [Siobhan] Sam Reich is in here!

- Honestly, you guys just
want to take a minute?

- I would love to get brunch.

- Yeah.

- [Siobhan] I'm really hot,

and there's a great brunch
place right around the...

- I swear to god.

- I'm so hot right now.

- I'm straight-up good to take a minute

before we go to the next...

- Saving Sam's not a priority.
- [Loou] Saving Sam's not a priority.

Anyway.

- [Brennan] Just gonna
get you guys some water.

- [Lou] Yeah, thank you, man.

I could use it.

[Sam, muffled, yelling indistinctly]

Sam, be quiet, dude.

- [Siobhan] What a nice
thing for him to have done.

[Sam laugh-yelling indistinctly]

- It's very funny, I was
talking to the Sam on the TV.

'Cause I was so confused.

Okay, you guys wanna get through this?

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Let's go.

- [muffled] Unbelievable!

- [Lou] Yeah, I know, Sam.

- [Brennan] What's good, man?

- [Lou] Hey, what's going on, dude?

Now's the part where we
beat the sh*t outta you.

- Ah!

Jesus Christ!

So you know how magic has
been my pandemic hobby?

- [Siobhan] Yeah.
- [Lou] You said that, yeah.

- [Siobhan] Yeah, yeah.

- It turns out that
that runs in the family.

- Really?
- [Siobhan] Oh, no.

- Oh, is that your grandfather
or something like that?

- Great-grandfather.

- [Lou] Got it.

- He disappeared in the past

and I tried to form an electromagnetic

link to him in the future.

That didn't go so well.

He took over the show.

He's evil, Brennan.

I had nothing to do with this.

For the record, this is all him.

- [Lou] Oh, f*ck me!

- Anyway, one of those
keys opens the door.

- The key is magnetism.

- [Brennan] Yeah, let's grab that magnet.

- I hope you're comfortable.

- I can really use
somebody on these knots.

- Sorry man.

No can do.

- Ah!

- [Sam] Brennan, you look hot!

- Oh, thank you!

That's such a nice compliment.

- Well, the good news is it's
only 50 plus keys to try.

[keys rattling]

- You got anything?

[Sam laughs]

- Anyone else wanna take a-

- [Siobhan] Yeah, I'll go.

- Yeah, I think that with
them piled on each other,

our buddy could be on the bottom.

Here, I can crouch.

- [Siobhan] Oh.

- Got one?

- This one has magnets to it.

So this must be the one.

- [Lou] I think we're done.
- I'm gonna tell you something right now.

And this is the f*cking
gospel truth you're hearing.

- Yeah.

- If I open that door.

- [Sam] Yes.

- And we discover that there's more puzzle

on the other side.

- [Sam] Yeah.

- You're taking a flight down the stairs.
[Sam laughing]

You understand?

- Straight up.

- Straight down the stairs.

- I don't know why you're angry with me!

- Why would I be?

- It's the great-grandfather's fault!
- [Siobhan] Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Sam] Blame Samuel Dalton!

- Get some water in case
there's a f*cking sauna

on the other side of that door.

- Wow, you guys made a mess.

- Wow.

We really did.

- Yeah, well, you know.

- The panic is so real.

- That's the difference between
walking into an escape room

and finding yourself in one.

- [Siobhan] Yes.
- [Brennan] Yes.

- Is I immediately had
zero respect for anything.

[Siobhan laughs]
[key turning]

- Moment of truth.

[suspenseful music]

- We got a b*mb that
we've gotta dismantle!

- [Siobhan] Oh, sh*t!
- [Lou] Okay, go, go!

All right, we're back in it.

We're back in it. The b*mb.

- [Siobhan] Oh, God. Oh, god.
Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.

- Okay.

- [Lou] f*ck this.

- [Siobhan] Is this your card?

- [Lou] Well.

- [Siobhan] Oh.

- [Brennan] Okay.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Don't use your f*cking fists.

- Oh, yes!
- Okay.

- There we go!

[Sam laughs]

- Okay.

Good, good, good.

- Now, wait a second.

[b*mb ticking down]

- Do we know the order they go in?

- Yes.

It starts with an ace.

- Okay, there are all the cards.

- Cheeto, where's Cheeto?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What if it's only one?

- What?

- What if there's only-

- [Lou] What if there's only one that-

- What if it's only one wire?

- [Brennan] Well, it
says this is your card.

- The six of diamonds was our card.

- What do you mean, a six
of diamonds was your card?

- All the way back at the
beginning of the game,

before it all started,
we all pulled a card

and we thought it was a fun magic trick.

But actually, it was the first
domino in a series of events

that would lead us to fight each other,

you, for me to cite Nuremberg

in trying to make a
camera person feel bad.

- What's six?

- Oh, it's clocks.
- Clocks.

- [Siobhan] Clocks.

- Though that would be
thematically appropriate.

- So is one of them clock?

- This one is clock, the yellow.

- Okay, everyone put a hand on it.

- It's been really nice knowing you.

- Put a hand on it.

Siobhan.

- This is absolutely the right move.

Here we go.

- Brennan, get a hand in there.

Okay, guys, here we go.

- Three, two, one.

[b*mb beeps once, then stops]

[music de-tensifies]

Okay.

- Did it stop?

- [Brennan] Clock stopped.

- Clock stopped at 1:15.

- Okay.

You son of a b*tch!

- You son of a b*tch!

- Wow, players!

You can go ahead and take your podiums.

[Sam laughs]
- Podiums?

- I'm sorry, we're not done?

- Yeah, now we're doing a
f*cking episode of "Sam Says".

- Congratulations, players,

you have escaped the green room!
[triumphant horns]

Your prize, three tickets to Stash House,

the award-winning escape
room created by Tommy Honton,

my creative partner for
this particular episode.

So you can keep the fun going.

- Oh, we get to do it again?

- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".

I am your host, Sam Dalton Reich,

reminding you that there's
a little bit of evil

in all of us.

Goodnight.

[audience applaud]

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