01x02 - And Then There Were Four

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MOM! I don't want to get married!!!

I'm only 27. Not even old

enough to get married!

Don't "Shona beta" me!

Mummy Mummy, don't lie to me, OK?

You don't have any Thyroid cancer!

OK wait I'm getting another call.

Yeah Wait! Wait!

Yeah Aarti?

Actually no. I'm still in a client meeting.

Where are you?

Oh, you've already reached?

Where?

OK. OK.

You've just reached, then?

No, no, no

My client meeting can be cancelled!

Yeah, I'm on my way!

Let's go.

We've to go around and

then come back here!

Come on!

Come on already!

Hi!

Hope I didn't keep you

waiting for long!

No!

Nice ambience!

Did you order anything?

Akhilesh, 2 cappuccinos!

No, no. Both are for me.

I'll drink one now, and the other

one later, once it gets cold.

These guys charge 100 bucks

extra for cold coffee!

By the way

You look

Quite different

from your pictures!

I know!

I'm not photogenic!

I mean

I look good in real life!

But my pictures, don't

come out that great!

You've met guys before like this?

Yes!

2-3 times

6 times!!!

Since I've completed my P.G.

from IIM Indore?

Mom's had girls lined up for me to meet!

I told her, "Mom

I want to explore the world

Travel with friends

Scuba dive

Sky dive"

I'm telling you You too should

stop with this marraige shabang!

Marriage doesn't even make sense

Youngsters like us should have fun!

It's a good thing actually, that my

mom forcefully made me a profie.

Or else, we wouldn't have been on this date!

Wait a minute!

Your mom made your

Tinder profile?

Tinder?

No, no. Shaadi.com

You're..

Nikita?

Nikita.

Nikita?

Nikita.

Oh

Oh sh*t sh*t!

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

It's a good thing he showed up early!

We were about to get

WE were about to get married!

Saurabh Mandal!

Today's Thursday?

Yes.

On Thursdays I

do legs!

Gym!!!

Nice Nice

Please have a seat! Enjoy!

Enjoy!

And have fun also.

Mr. Saurabh?

Actually, Aarti. I wanted to clear

something first, before we start.

That you've had girlfriends

before this, isn't it?

I know.

No, not really. That's not it.

How did you know that I like cappuccino?

Aarti, look

I didn't want to come

here in the first place

You know how parents pressurize you

Your

Your moustache is just like Anil Kapoor's!

No look, Aarti

Actually, I can't go ahead

with this marriage!

Mr. Saurabh, I understand your reluctance!

How much sugar?

One.

Just like me!

Look, if I were to

tell you the truth

I too, had two boyfriends before this,

And I got intimate with them, as well!

But we didn't do anything "dirty".

only with my husband.

After all, I'm an Indian!

How can I forget my

roots and culture

Aarti. No doubt, you're

a very nice girl

Panditji too, says the same

No, no. Now

Now, I

Mr. Saurabh, it's a yes for me.

Just

Like the last guy

Don't hide anything from me!

Why What did the last one hide?

My marriage with him

had been confirmed.

But just a few days

before the engagement

dad got to

know that

he was quitting a stable

job to begin a start-up!

And the marriage got

canned, then and there.

That's when I saw your profile and

So what, if he was going

to begin a start-up?

Why would any girl marry

a "start-up guy"?

Now If the company doesn't do well

Will I have to leave my household

chores and go do a job?

Tell me Mr. Saurabh?

This is exactly, what I

wanted to tell you about

No laundry from tomorrow!

No maid from tomorrow!

No milk from tomorrow!

Even, no newspaper from tomorrow!

Gym membership will be cancelled!

Metros will be used instead of the car!

Electricity will be saved!

Internet speed will be

reduced from 8mbps to 1mbps!

No. No. No. No dude.

Atleast let the net speed stay!

Do you not want Jeetu, then?

If we don't save enough, how

will we ensure his salary?

Alright then. Let's reduce the

speed from 8mbps to 4mbps.

Will be absolutely stopped!

Infact, all kinds of luxury expenditures

will be absolutely stopped!

What's the total?

Three thousand

Seven hundred

Twenty-five.

And adding my share to it

Seven thousand

Four hundred

Fifty.

And how much is Jeetu's salary?

One lac

Thirty seven thousand

Five hundred.

Superb plan!

We'll save for a

year and a half

"Alright!"

"Alright!"

Madal, what are you doing dude?

What?

What are you doing?

Can't hear a thing!

You carrry on!

"Alright!"

What I'm saying is

Let's add another 50 bucks to this

And hire some intern to do the coding.

Yogi, an intern will replace Jeetu, now?

We need people with some work

experience in our compnay!

People who've worked at some senior level!

Someone who can build a

team in the future

Someone who can strategize!

Naveen

Did you find that t-shirt of mine?

What t-shirt?

Where I'd an experience of 4 years?

As a Senior Consultant!

Since I'd BUILT a team there

They'd gifted that t-shirt to me.

I don't know dude.

We're busy right now!

sh*t!

Now, I'll have to strategize

what to wear!

What do we do then?

Dude, I think we're getting

a little impatient here!

I was thinking, what if

Jeetu manages to convince Soumya!

Naveen

She's his wife!

You can never convince a

woman who gives you sex!

Trust me.

This is all coming from experience!

Without Jeetu, we have no company.

Naveen

We've no jobs.

We have to start a company,

with or without Jeetu.

Yogi

What are you doing?

Did you think about it?

I'd asked you something, yesterday?

What'd you asked?

That thing

Can I be part of your start-up?

WHAT?

WHY?

What do you mean by "Why?"?

You all are engineers!

How will you'll run a company

without business expertise?

Mandal, I'll let you know!

Give me some time.

It's a very important

professional decision!

I'll let you know, alright?

-OK

So will you send me a mail, or

you'll communicate verbally?

Should I expect a call by Friday?

I'll

Why Friday? He's a sweet kid!

Let's do your G.D. and P.I.

today itself!

And the results tomorrow.

Personal interview, today?

Iit's already 10.

When will I prepare

f*ck, it's 10 already?

I'm going to get k*lled!

What if it's 10?

'Jhalak' comes up only

at 10 in the night!

No Yogi! I've to meet Shreya. If

I get late, she'll screw me!

Haven't you told her

already, about our start-up?

MANDAL!

Where's my face-wash dude?

Don't use that!

I used it and 4 of my pimples combined into a boil!

No dude. My face-wash!

Will you get it, or should we disqualify

you before the interview round, itself?

I was just about to go!

Dude, look

There's this coder

He's in the third year.

He's almost family!

Let's get him onboard. I assure you, he'll rock!

Look, Yogi!

A comapny's all about the people in it.

If that's how randomly we want to hire

people, why don't we hire Mandal as well?

Sorry to disturb your important meeting!

But I hope you take the right decision!

I also love Jeetu!

Though 3 years late, I've passed

by cheating from his answer sheet.

We definitely want him onboard.

But till the time we do not ensure

his salary, we need a coder.

I'm telling you

Let's go meet this guy

And let's get the f*cking thing started!

OK, alright.

Let me meet Shreya for now.

After that, let's go meet this

guy, in the afternoon. OK?

How do I look?

Fair!

OK. You make a move, I'll go

meet Shreya and then catch you!

Go. Go. Go. Go.

Hello?

Naveen!!!

- Hey Shreya!

You still haven't upgraded

your internet, have you?

How are you?

You've always been and

always will be a miser!

Can you see me?

Wait a second.

You can see me?

Oh God, what is that

shirt you're wearing?

Have you borrowed it

from the gardenkeeper?

Actually, his and mine shirt

size is the same. So it fit me!

By the way, his wife wears XL.

Looks like that too, will fit you!

If only you had something XL, no?

Baby, I have my heart.

My heart is so big.

OK, you should know, that I

haven't been looking for

wi-fi all over Bhutan, to

listen to all these ridicules.

Yeah, as if I asked to go to Bhutan!

If it's meditation that you wanted

to learn, you could've done that

just by waking up in the mornings

to watch 'Ramdev baba' on the T.V.

Why do you think I

sleep with you, baby?

Baby, I thought you sleep

with me, because not

a lot of men, believe

in doing charity, no?

Oh, you want me to start counting

down on the charity cases?

Should we start listing your dating history, now?

-No, no, no, no

When is my true love, by

tearing through clouds

Landing on the grounds of

this country, we call India!

Four O'clock!

Sharp!

You're coming to

get me, right?

Ok, I've a meeting at 8 and I've

something very important to tell you.

Oh! Even I've something

very important to tell you.

OK, I'll go first. Please.

Please. Let me go first!

OK, go. As if I have a choice.

Actually

Naveen, I'm pregnant.

Very nice!

Who's child is it?

I don't know

It could be anyone's.

It could be yours.

It could be Raghav's.

It could be Vaibhav's.

Oh, it could even be the monastery monk's.

Do you have anything important to say or are

you just eating into my internet pack?

No. No. No. I do have

something important to say.

But I'd thought, that

I'd keep it a surprise.

Should I tell you?

What? You bought handcuffs?

Yeah, but apart from that

So!

There's this guy, who's leaving his

girlfriend and moving to Brazil.

This girl, decides to

start looking for a job.

And, guess what?

Shreya! Wait!

last telephonic interview is

left, but after that

Shreya, wait.

going to live with you in Rio, b*tch!

- Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait Shreya

This is exactly what I wanted

to give you news about.

Tell me.

Uh

What are you doing

I was just about to wash them up

How much will you work, after all!

It hardly takes time

I washed them

What's the deal? Suddenly today

It isn't really "suddenly"!

I'd cooked chicken, day before!

In a household, if 2 people work

in unison, it becomes easy.

These days, these machines have come up

Otherwise

Why don't you go

Go do your prayers. I'll come,

make tea, once I'm done here.

Do you have something, to tell me?

No!

Why would you think so?

Give me.

Naveen had called

Yogi and Naveen have quit their jobs

They're going to begin

their own start-up

They were asking me as well

You go on downstairs. I'll get done here.

So what were you saying?

What was I saying

No

Naveen and the guys were

asking me as well

To quit my job and join them as the C.T.O.

But now

This When did you buy this?

This is an old one!

Had gotten it from my parents'.

No I was saying These colors

suit you They come out very well!

So what did you say?

these can't just be

decided in the moment.

So I wanted to talk to

you as well, about this.

Will you be benefited, in your career?

If the start-up goes big,

then there's a benefit

Otherwise, it's just a risk!

Well, the work will be a lot of fun

It'll be interesting but the salary

I think you should do it.

What?

You're not doing it right

Give it to me!

No

What were you saying?

I think, you should do it.

No

You don't have any problem?

I was trying to say, that once

So, what's the hurry in buying a house?

Anyway, this is such a nice house.

There's such a big terrace!

I won't even

get an L.T.A.

We'll have to drop our

Mauritius trip, as well.

We'll go to Mahabaleshwar, instead.

But the salary issue will still persist.

Anyway, it's been 5 months

since I've come to Mumbai.

I'm thinking

of getting a good job for myself.

How do you hang these? By clips?

I thought, you wouldn't agree to this.

I even had my flowcharts ready,

so that I could convince you!

I've only been thinking

about this, since Monday.

All the effort, went waste!

Don't worry.

None of your effort will go waste.

Anyway

You'll have to talk to

your dad about this

You wouldn't quit your job,

without asking him, would you?

I was asking you to do it properly!

Now I'll have to wash,

all the clothes again!

got down all the lectures, and

uploaded youporn videos, instead.

Our guy's won the IBM code

competition, twice over

in a row.

Legend says that he got a congratulatory

mail from Eric Schmidt, himself.

He knows, he won't get anything

more than the basic stipend, right?

Dude, relax! He's our kid!

I told him, it's an Environment

Science lecture motherfker

If not proxy, should I

whoop your arse?

Is Rohan Negi's room this way?

Is he expecting you?

Yes.

Follow me!

You go to hell!

I don't want to see your face again!

You aren't satisfied only

with foreplay, are you?

You have to have this

afterplay of melodrama!

She got mad because it was strawberry.

It isn't ice-cream that you'd

get almond and pistachio flavours!

Uncle, give him a 100 bucks.

Give it.

Follow me!

I can't go beyond this point.

Deposit your mobiles, pendrives,

hard-disks and any other storage devices.

There's a door ahead

Knock it.

And then wait.

Do you smoke?

No.

Kids!

Come in.

Sit.

He's in the middle of something

Give him 75.

Minutes?

Despite being the class monitor, my performance

from class 6 to class 12 steadily increased

From 72.3% to 87.8%

This goes to show

I'm responsible

persistent

dedicated, motivated, over

Hi Shreya!

Hi Mandal!

Hi

Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb

your paranormal powerpoint fantasy.

I'll just sneak into Naveen's room and

lock the door, so you can't come in!

No. No. No.

Naveen'd told me that you're going to come.

In that blazer and towel?

You aren't a serial k*ller Mandal, are you?

Only, if looks could k*ll!

Please have a seat!

Actually, if I get tensed,

I need to have a bath!

Better?

Congratulations Mandal.

You've reached a new level of creepy!

Naveen's quit his job to

Yeah, I know. He's told me everything.

And I too, want to

Soo

So?

Shreya. We're friends, aren't we?

Facebook-wise or in real life?

Joke!

Do you remember?

Last month, early morning

You wanted a Xerox of your PAN card.

Naveen was sleeping.

So you asked me for help.

I was getting late for work

I didn't have any change on me

I still went and got the Xerox done.

Look, I've this one philosophy

Friends should always help each other!

No. No. No. No. No.

One second.

No.

Sorry.

Not gonna happen.

Anyway, I can't convince him.

Instead, he'll end up convincing me!

Shreya Trust me!

He can never convince you!

A man can never convince

a woman, who gives him

Love!

And if

He doesn't budge

You know

Use your methods!

What methods?

Intercourse

What?

Mandal, have you gone nuts?

Just for a 1 buck Xerox

It's actually 2 bucks. One for each side!

I'm worth much more than that!

OK? I'm sorry.

I would've helped you with anything

else, but with this, I can't! Sorry.

Naveen needs my help!

Yogi keeps winding him up against me!

I really want to be a part of this!

I know, I'm gonna regret this.

OK.

Alright.

Tell me one thing.

When do

That wasn't me

No. I mean hypothetically.

I mean

When would anyone, call for a plumber?

Right. And what if a tap isn't broken?

Then why call the plumber?

Exactly!

Look.

In this situation

You're the plumber and Naveen's

start-up doesn't have any broken tap.

Irrespective of, however great, the

work you're doing in life is

Unless, your inclusion doesn't

solve any of their problems

They don't need you!

See You need to figure

out what they need.

You also need a bigger towel, dude!

No. No.

Don't shy away!

I'm wearing my underwear!

Sorry.

Not wearing any!

FK!

Yogi!

And

You must be Naveen.

How are you 'chintu'? I saw you

at the threading ceremony, last.

Not 'chintu'.

Dungeon Master.

There's an underscore

between Dungeon and Master.

So

You guys want me to work for your company.

We were interested in

discussing the possibilities

I looked into your idea.

It's quite interesting actually.

Looked into?

But, I haven't sent you any mail, as yet!

But you'd mailed NASSCOM, hadn't you?

You see

Privacy on mail is a myth my friend!

So If I join you guys

How do I benefit?

What do I get?

Opportunity!

About 7K.

8 8K. Yeah.

And as we grow, your monetory

compensation will obviously increase

Do you know what's the prize money for the

Internation Counter Strike competition?

How much?

475,000

Dollars.

4 4 times 6 is 24

And you won that?

Twice!

4 4 times 2 is 8 8 times 6 is 48

So theoritically I can hire you guys.

I want 30% equity

Don't forget the underscore.

Mail me by Monday.

Or just save it in your drafts.

I'll read it.

I think we need Jeetu.

Do you think we need Jeetu?

We need Jeetu.

We'll have to first change the

passwords for all our accounts.

What's up, start-up founder?

Your battery looks dead

after listeninig to the deal.

What's up, entrepreneur uncle?

Pass on some stake to us as well!

Listen up Jeetu. There's no other way out.

You have to join in.

I can't join in.

Sorry.

I told you!

You can never convince a woman

who gives you sex!

Noo!

Suamya has agreed.

SO?

Ohh!

What?

Did you try talking to him?

That's all I've been able to do since I

was 1.5 years old. TRY to talk!

With whom?

Haven't you watched 'Udaan'?

Ohhhh!

Your dad?

He's not alcoholic

Why are you scared of your dad?

Are you still a kid?

Naveen. Even my passbook is with him.

If my salary doesn't get credited

on the 1st of the next month

My life will get debited.

You guys, atleast, start.

I'll see. I'll try putting in a couple

of hours of work, everyday after my job.

"You guys start", "I'll see". Are you mad?

This way, even the Beta version

won't be ready in 6 months.

There's so much to do.

Excuse me!

Hey! The start-up wags are here.

-Hey!

The gold-diggers are here

even before the money.

Listen, you need to get

a better CEO, though!

Don't say such bad things on

a good day like this, Jeetu.

This is for you'll.

So what's up, Jeetu?

What are you doing here?

I've come here for the interview!

Mandal, that was only a joke. There's

no interview happening.

I've taken improv. comedy

classes for a month.

Is this taken?

-Yes.

OK!

Don't you get it, motherfker?

Anyway our battery's down

This is our sh*t, Madal!

We don't need you.

Trust me.

You need me!

Infact without me

You don't have a company!

OK, go get a chair.

We'll interview you right away!

Just hear him out na, once.

Why should we hire you?

You know, as an MBA

I've always had a clarity about my R&Rs.

One of my KRA has been problem

We don't need a marketing manager.

We need a coder

Thanks for applying. You interview's over.

I can solve your problem.

I can give you something, which you need.

I can give you Jeetu!

How?

Till the time, you'll

don't get an investment

I'll pay for Jeetu's salary.

A part of it through my salary

and a part through my savings.

But I'll ensure that, Jeetu keeps getting

as much as he gets from his company.

Mandal. Why would you

do these things for us?

Not for you guys

I'll do it for myself!

You guys are the best

friends I've ever had.

I know, apart from Naveen

We've not interacted as much

But I've always thought, that the

four of us are a very good team.

You know when I'd seen

'Zindagi Milegi Na Dobara'

I'd decided that

The four of us too, just like them

Would go on a trip.

But ZNMD had only 3 guys.

OK. Then like 'Dil Chahta Hai'.

Again, only 3 guys, Mandal.

'Rock On' definitely had 4 guys.

The 4th one, gets cancer and dies.

Only 3 remain.

The point is, if I join your start-up

Then Jeetu can work full-time with us.

All MBAs are not that bad.

Soo

Is somebody going to say something, or are

we sitting just like this for the next hour?

Don't worry, guys.

It won't be that bad.

Backstreet Boys Alright!

Cheers!

And then there were four!

Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!

Finally, he's made himself useful!

So, Jeetu's back!

Important point - This news

doesn't get out of here!

Once we're a million dollar company,

even your dad will chill out!

I think, our compnay name

should have 'le' in it!

Like Google had 'gle', Apple

has 'ple', Oracle has 'cle'

What non-sense are you talking? You've started

with your stupid marketing logics again!

Please don't throw fries on me.

I'm the marketing manager!

Oops! Sorry.

Careful! Why are you throwing it on me?

So, this is your million dollar team?