03x08 - Ice Chips

[bunniefuu]

[heavy breathing]

[horns honking]

- [Sugar] Call Pete.
- [automated voice] Calling Pete.

[automated voice] Your call
has been forwarded to an automated--

f*ck.

No, no, no, no.

["New Noise" playing]

Call Sydney.

[automated voice] Calling Sydney.

[automated voice]
Your call has been forwarded

to an automated voice message system.

- Call Carmy.
- [automated voice] Calling Carmy.

- Your call has been forwarded to...
- What the f*ck, Carmy?

You never answer your g*dd*mn phone.

Call Marcus.

- Calling Marcus.
- Come on, come on.

- 3-4-9-7.
- sh*t. sh*t.

Call Richie.

- Calling Richie.
- f*ck!

- [Richie] Yo.
- ...is not available.

What? [groans]

...please record your message.

- When you complete your message...
- f*ck you!

...or press one for more options.

Oh, my God. Okay. Call Claire.

- Calling The Bear.
- No! f*cking call Claire!

Calling The Bear.

Call f*cking Claire.

- Calling The Bear.
- No.

Oh, God. Please, please, please.

- Hey, f*ck you!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

f*ck you, C-Fold!

[sobs] f*ck.

Oh, my...

Oh, my God.

[car speaker beeps]

Call Mom.

Calling Mom.

♪ Can I scream? ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Okay.

[grunts]

- [Donna] Honey. Honey, honey, honey!
- Oh, sh*t.

- Hon, I'm right here! Honey! Honey--
- Oh, God. No, no, no.

- Stop. Stop. Slow, Mom.
- No. This is so great!

- I love you. Slow. I'm begging you.
- You must breathe.

- Slow. Slow! Slow. Slow.
- Sweetheart, you must breathe. I am slow.

- You must breathe.
- I'm breathing.

- How far are the contractions?
- I don't know.

- Please chill. I'm f*cking breathing, Mom.
- Hee. Hee...

- No, breathe. Hee.
- I'm breathing.

- No. Mom, I'm breathing.
- Hee. Hee.

- Hee. Hee.
- What are you doing?

- Breathing. Hee. Hee.
- Oh, my God. Mom.

- I'm f*cking breathing!
- Hey! Hey, hey. Natalie, don't yell at me.

- Oh, my God.
- I have done this three times, okay?

- Please. No.
- I know.

- Please, just f*cking stop it. Okay.
- You must breathe.

Mom, I need the baby to come into a calm
and relatively normal environment,

which I know is, like,
f*cking beyond foreign to you.

But I'm begging you,
for this ultra specific time,

to please, for the love
of f*cking mother of f*cking Christ,

just chill the g*dd*mn f*ck out.

- Okay. Okay.
- Thank you.

Okay.

[Donna breathing rhythmically]

- What are you doing, Mom?
- I'm coaching.

- Coaching?
- Just coaching. You must breathe, Natalie.

- No, this is stressing me out!
- Yes, you have to breathe.

- No, it's calming you down.
- Jesus. No, it's not!

- It is. It's calming you down. Breathe.
- Stop! It's not calming me down.

- You see me! I'm not calm!
- Hee. Hee. You are calm.

- Breathe. Hee. Hee...
- No! Stop!

- Okay, you're gonna make me throw up.
- No. No!

- I'm not gonna make you throw up.
- Jesus.

- Giving birth is gonna make you throw up.
- Jesus f*cking Christ!

- Honey, just breathe. Just trust me.
- Please, stop.

- Please, stop!
- Breathe. Hee.

- I am f*cking breathing.
- Hee. Hee.

- I wouldn't be alive.
- Hee. Hee. Hee.

- Hee. Hee. Hee--
- Shut the f*ck up!

[nurse 1] Natalie.

- [Sugar groaning, breathing heavily]
- [Donna] But it is not how it was done.

Not back then anyway.

I mean, we didn't,
like, "know" our doctors.

- [chuckles]
- [nurse 1] Oh?

You know? They were
just men who said things.

- Mm-hmm.
- Was I excited? [chuckles]

You bet. I couldn't--

I wanted a baby so bad.

You know? I wanted someone
to love me the way I had seen.

You know, all those smug mothers
down at the Jewel,

blocking the aisle with their strollers.

Do you know what Gina said to me?

Gina f*cking said to me--

she looked down at my stomach--
she says to me,

"You know, Donna,

there are lots of good
Chinese babies, honey."

[scoffs]

I mean, can you imagine?

Can you imagine she said that to me?
The joke was on her, God rest her soul.

I was two months gone
with Michael at the time.

f*cking b*tch.

Mom, uh, can you call Pete again?

Oh.

No, no, no, no. I did.

I did. I already did.

Oh, no, no. I called him.
I left him a message.

I said where we were,

and that I was here
and that everything was good, so...

[sighs]

Okay.

It's all good.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Uh, did I-- Did I tell you that I walked
to the hospital?

- [nurse 1] Wow.
- Yeah, yeah, to give birth.

- I walked to the hospital.
- [nurse 1] Wow.

[nurse 2] Okay, Natalie Berzatto?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Can you confirm your birthday is 11/10/88?

[hospital announcer]
Calling for hands in 17.

[nurse 1] I'll go after intake in 24.

Yeah. And-- And my husband,
he's on his way.

This is my mom, Donna.

- Hi. Hi.
- Hi, Donna.

All right, Natalie.
Do you have a birth plan?

Yeah, uh, natural.

And I would prefer to avoid an enema

or excessive shaving of pubic hair.

[laughing]

Yikes.

Mom.

What? I'm sorry. It's just-- Yikes.

[yelps]

Um, I wanna be able to move around
and switch positions while I'm in labor.

- And can we dim these lights?
- [nurse 2] Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, we can.
- Okay, great.

- And do you have music?
- Yes.

Okay. I just wanna, like, dim the lights

and listen to music, you know?

- [nurse 2] Yeah.
- Something good

so that the baby comes into
something really good and--

You know.

[nurse 2] Okay, so no epidural?

- No.
- Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Natalie. Natalie.
- Mom. No. Stop.

Wha-- What? I'm sorry.

- Are you out of your f*cking mind?
- Oh, my God.

- Don't, Mom.
- Are you out of your f*cking mind?

I just-- Why not see
if I can withstand the pain?

- I don't know what it's gonna be.
- Well, I know what it's gonna be.

- Do you? Is that right?
- Yeah. Yeah.

- I have done it three times.
- Sorry. Yeah.

And we've only been listening to you talk
about it for the past four f*cking hours.

[nurse 2] Okay.
Will you check the supplies?

- I haven't had a chance. Yeah, thanks.
- [nurse 1] Yeah.

- [nurse 1] Either of you like a water?
- Yes, that'd be good 'cause this coffee--

Actually, can you take the coffee?

'Cause it's-- no, seriously--

'Cause it's-it's cold.

- Um, I would love water. Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Yes. I would also like a water.
- [nurse 1] Be back in a moment.

- Thank you.
- [Sugar] Thanks.

- Thank you. They're nice. I think.
- [Sugar] They are.

- They're so sweet.
- Yeah, they're cute. They're young.

- Okay, can you stop that?
- Well, no.

But it-- You don't-- [chuckles]

Thank you. That's very helpful.

- Thank you. [chuckles]
- Yeah. You're welcome.

Uh, I appreciate that.

- Yes. Thank you, Mother.
- Mm-hmm. You're welcome.

Just trying to help.

[sighs] Yeah.

- Mom?
- What? [grunts]

I just don't wanna be numb.

Is that so bad?

Honey, you know what?

Natalie, you do whatever you want.

I'm just telling you as someone
who's been around the block,

this particular block hurts
like a m*therf*cking son of a b*tch.

Okay.

But you do whatever you want, sweetheart.

- I'm just looking out for you. Really.
- Thank you. Thanks.

I-I also read that it can be helpful

- to have full control of your body...
- No doubt.

...and that epidurals
sometimes lead to C-sections,

- so I don't--
- You know? Do whatever you want.

But i-- if it does get bad,

and I do decide that I might--
I'm gonna tell them that I--

- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna get the epidural and--

- Yeah. Yeah, whatever you want.
- Okay.

Thank you.

Of course.

- You know what?
- Mmm?

- What?
- You have a little mark on your cheek.

Can I get it off? I don't want you
to lose your sh*t at me.

- Don't be passive-aggressive.
- I'm not.

I'm just saying that every time I try
to do something, you tell me to stop.

- May I get the spot off your cheek?
- Okay. Okay. You may. You may.

- Right now. I don't know.
- Just...

[Donna] Maybe it was coffee. I don't know.

- Okay, thank you. Thank you.
- It's gone.

You're welcome.

- [sighs] Oh, God.
- [Donna grunts]

[grunts] I wish I could crack my back.

- Don't get old.
- You okay?

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
- Do you want a little...

No, no, no, no. Don't worry.

You have a baby.

So where were you going?

I was going to get paper towels.

[Donna chuckles]

Yeah, restaurants have to have
paper towels.

- They do.
- Yeah, they do.

- This one never does.
- [laughs]

It was so nice out today.
I wanted to be outside.

Yeah.

Where were you going?

[sighs] I was getting my hair done.

- I'm sorry.
- No.

Natalie, come on.

There's no-- no place I'd rather be.

Well, thank you for meeting me.

Well, thank you for asking me.

I will tell you, I was a little surprised.

Me too. [chuckles]

Pete will be here, honey.

I know.

- Does Carmen know?
- Uh... [sighs]

...he didn't answer his phone
when I tried to call him.

- Shocker. Yeah.
- Shocker. [chuckles]

Honey. Honey.

Honey, you don't have
to keep staring at it.

Baby's fine. Really.

- The baby's fine.
- Yeah, okay.

[sniffles]

Oh... [breathes deeply]

[monitor beeping rapidly]

- I know. I know. Okay.
- It's coming. It's coming.

- [groans]
- Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

[Donna] Hee. Breathe.

- Come on.
- Stop!

Come on! Come on. Hee. Hee.

Hee. Hee.

- Stop doing that.
- No, no, no, no. Hee.

- Hee. Hee. It's not helping.
- There you go.

- Yes, come on. Hee.
- Oh, God. The f*ck. [groans]

No, no, no. Say the f*cking words.
Come on.

[both] Hee. Hee. Hee. Hee.

[Donna] See? They're working.
Slow it down.

- Slow it down. Slow it.
- Hee. Hee. [sobbing]

- [Donna] It's working.
- [groans]

There you go. There you go. There you go.

- There you go. There you go.
- Okay. Okay.

- See? It works. Yes, it works.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You see?

- Mmm. [kisses]
- [beeping slows down]

[Sugar sighs] Okay.

[grunts]

[sighs] Okay.

[sighs]

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

You didn't tell me about the baby, and...

I think I understand why.

- Mom.
- But do I understand why?

- I wanna hear the rest of the story.
- Okay.

[sniffles] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Michael.

Yeah, you were walking.

- You were walking somewhere. I don't know.
- Oh.

f*ck. [chuckles]

- Yes. I was walking.
- I don't know.

Yes, I was walking.

I didn't know what else to do.

I remember it was so cold.

I mean, so cold.

But you know, I felt really good. Great.

Like I vividly remember feeling, like,

really good and strong, you know?

I mean, in between contractions,

but, like, I could take these
stunning deep breaths

and then the pain would hit
and kicked my a*s.

It was like a--

It was like a sh**ting star
through my entire being

and I remember I would stop
and pause and, like, hold on to a--

um-- [fingers snap]

um-- [stammers]

- Just, like, whatever was around?
- No. You know, the parking meter.

- Or the street sign.
- Oh, yeah.

And-- And then it would pass,
and then I got to the hospital.

I walked in and I literally shouted.

I was like, "Hello. Drugs.

Hello, please. Hello?" [chuckles]

- Okay. Keep it down.
- [laughs] "Give me drugs.

- Like, give me the drugs."
- [chuckles]

And they did.

And then, you know, Michael was born.

And the doctor said--

The doctor said it was an amazing birth,

because, somehow, I guess he had gotten
sort of twisted up inside there,

right up until the last minute,
literally to the last second.

It was-- It was kind of like he like he--

like he wanted to stay in there.

[Donna sighs]

Yeah.

What about Carm?

[chuckles]

- What?
- f*ck.

- Your father was there for that one.
- Mmm.

- He was?
- [whispers] I wish he hadn't been.

No seriously.
We were fighting the entire time.

And the hospital.

The hospital was a f*cking mess.

It was as if every person in the world

decided to have labor
at that exact second.

- [Sugar] Oh, God.
- And he-- [scoffs]

- He kept asking for a sedative.
- Dad did?

Like he was about to give birth.

Like he was asking for a sedative,

and he was panicking,
and he freaked me the f*ck out.

And then Carmen-- f*cking Carmen--
he took so long.

It was so hard and so scary,

because he kept getting stuck,
and they just kept having to move me,

and I remember they were moving me
in all these positions.

And then at one point, I think they had me
f*cking upside down or something.

I don't even remember. But, babe. Babe.

- Yeah?
- No, no, no, no.

It's not gonna happen to you.
That's not gonna happen to you.

You know what? It was f*cked all around.

The whole thing was f*cked.

Seriously. From the beginning,
it was f*cked.

And you know what?
I thought I was gonna be on easy street.

'Cause I was told,
you know, boys are easier.

[stammers] Are they easier?

I don't think any of it's easier.

It just all hurts the same.

[monitor beeping rapidly]

[groans]

- sh*t. sh*t. sh*t.
- Come on.

- sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
- Come on. Come on.

- [groaning]
- Breathe, baby.

Breathe. Hee.

Hee. Hee. Hee. Hee.

- Come on, baby. You can do it.
- Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Sugar] Hee. Hee.

- Hee. Hee.
- Now slow down.

- Slow down.
- Hee...

See? Look. Look. Look on the monitor.

- See? It's working. Look, look, look.
- [sobbing]

- You can do it. Slow it down.
- [Sugar] Hee. Hee.

Hee. Hee.

- Let me rub your back.
- Okay. Okay.

- Please rub my back.
- See. It works.

Hee. Hee.

Hee...

[groans] This is not ending.

Breathe.

Okay, yeah.

You know what? You have your dad's a*s.
[laughs]

[chuckles] I'm feeling your a*s,

- and it's just like your dad's.
- What the f*ck, Mom?

- Your dad had a nice a*s.
- What the f*ck are you talking about?

- He had a nice butt.
- Okay, get off me!

Jesus f*cking Christ.

Oh, my God.

Call Pete again, please.

Hey, can I get you anything?

- May I get you anything, like a snack?
- [sighs]

Something to eat? What would be good?

Sorry, I'm just still f*cking reeling
over having Dad's a*s.

- Can I get you something?
- What do you want?

It seems like you want something.

No, no, no, no.

No. What can I get you?

What do you like?

- Do you know what I f*cking loved?
- What?

Ice chips.

- Ooh.
- Ooh. [chuckles]

- Ooh.
- [chuckling]

- Okay.
- Can I get you some?

- Yeah. Please get me some. Thank you.
- I will. I'm gonna go get 'em.

- Okay. Please.
- Okay. Let me go get 'em.

[sighs] Thank God.

"Your dad's a*s." Jesus.

[monitor beeping rapidly]

No.

No, no. No. [groaning]

[Donna] Say the words. Say the words.

[groaning]

[both] Hee. Hee.

Hee. Hee.

- Hee. Hee. Hee.
- There you go.

[groans] Hee.

Hee. Haa.

- Oh, my God. [grunts]
- Slow it down.

No.

[sobbing]

[sniffles]

Okay.

- [Donna] Okay.
- [beeping slows down]

- Okay.
- Mmm.

You have that. There.

Thank you.

[Donna] Try those.

Okay. [grunts]

Just let it dissolve in your mouth.

- See?
- Yeah. I like crunching them.

- Really good. Delicious.
- Delicious.

Incredible. [chuckles]

- And cheap.
- Mmm.

- This is that good ice too.
- Mm-hmm.

[doctor] Hey, everybody.

- Hi.
- [clears throat] I'm Dr. Levin.

- Hi. I'm Natalie. This is my mom.
- Hi, Natalie.

- Hello. Donna.
- Hi, Donna.

- Want some ice?
- Uh, no, thank you. [chuckles]

- Um... Okay, let's see how we're doing here.
- [Sugar] Okay.

- Um, come down a little further.
- Okay.

Good. All right.

Now you're gonna feel some pressure.

Okay.

[Dr. Levin] Um...

[groaning]

- Okay. Okay.
- [Dr. Levin] Okay. Great.

I mean, everything looks great,

but you're only five,
six centimeters dilated.

Okay.

So-- So now what?

Uh, you wait.

[nurse 1] We need to adjust her toco.

[stammers]

What if I don't wanna wait?

Oh. Well, oxytocin. You go like...
[chuckles]

[Dr. Levin chuckles] Yeah.

- Yeah.
- [Donna] Yeah.

Well-- Well, we could try oxytocin.

Or Pitocin.

Are-- Are you asking me
if that's a good idea or...

No, it's just-- It's really up to you,
Natalie. It's your body.

Uh...

If you were to guess how much longer
you think the whole thing will take?

Well, however long it takes.

- [hospital announcer] Dr. Levin.
- [Dr. Levin] Hold on.

- [phone beeps]
- Dr. Levin.

- We've got a code OB in room two.
- Okay. Yes, I'm coming.

Nurse Choe, we have a baby down
in room two.

We're opening the OR for a possible crash.

- Please assist.
- [Nurse Choe] Yes.

[patient screaming]

[nurse 3] PPH.

PPH. Grab the hemorrhage cart.

Mom?

Yeah?

I think I want the Pitocin.

Yeah.

You know, I think.

- Yeah.
- It's probably the right choice.

And maybe an epidural too.

Yeah. Good idea.

Let me make my hand cold.

Put it on your forehead.
See how that feels.

That feel good?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Thank you, Mom.

[Sugar sighs]

- Mom?
- Mm-hmm.

What did you think I wasn't saying before?

[sighs]

That you didn't want me around.

Am I right?

I just didn't want
all the stuff you bring with you.

Yeah. I've been trying
to put that stuff away.

Yeah?

How's it going?

It's not easy.

I bet.

I'm glad you're trying.

Me too.

I just--

Mom, I don't want her scared
like I was scared.

I scared you?

You scared all of us.

Oh, that's terrible.

That's a lot.

I don't remember your mom.

You don't want to.

I'm sorry.

I feel like everybody's
mad at me all the time.

I ask people if they're all right
way too much.

If someone feels sick,
I start to feel sick.

I feel alone.

Or ugly.

Or like I'm in trouble.

- I feel like Pete's gonna leave me.
- [chuckles]

Why would Pete leave you?

I'm just telling you,
these are the things that I think about.

- Okay, but that's irrational.
- A lot, Mom.

- No.
- It's irrational.

Okay, but it's exhausting too.

I always put you first.

Always.

Aw, that's sweet.

No, it isn't sweet. It's f*cked up, Mom.

I'm always trying to make you happy.

[Donna sighs]

Mom, I'd make myself sick
to make you feel better.

- Do you understand that?
- I do.

And I can never forgive myself
for that, Sugar. I can't.

Mom...

I don't-- I'm not asking you to.

I don't need that.

I'm just-- You know,
you asked me why I didn't tell you.

I just don't want her
to feel the way that I felt.

Oh, she won't.

- You don't know that.
- Oh, I do.

I do. I do.

- I'm so scared.
- I know.

- It's so much.
- [chuckles] It is, yeah.

I'm right here.

I just want her to be okay.

She's gonna be okay. She's gonna be fine.

And I wanna be good.
I really wanna be good.

You are good. You are.

[monitor beeping rapidly]

I want her to be okay.
I just want her to be okay.

- She's gonna be fine.
- [sniffles]

- Okay. [groans] Okay.
- Okay.

- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- [groaning]

[both] Hee. Hee.

Hee. Hee.

[groans] It really hurts. It really hurts.

[sobbing] It hurts.

I definitely need the epidural.
This is f*cked.

- Oh, my God.
- [Donna] Hee. Hee.

[Sugar sobbing]

Come on.

Hee. Hee. Hee.

[groaning]

Hee. Hee.

[groaning]

Hee. Hee.

[Sugar groans]

[sobbing]

- You're doing so great.
- Oh, my God.

- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.

Okay, Mom.

Okay.

Okay.

- Oh, my God.
- [beeping slows down]

Okay.

Ice chip. I need an ice chip.

[Donna] Okay. Put your head back.

Oh, my God.

Here.

- Here, babe.
- Yeah.

One more.

- Okay. I feel so much better.
- All right.

Thank you.

Does that feel good?

That feels so good.

See.

- This is so f*cking weird.
- [laughs]

- So weird.
- Oh, my God.

So weird.

So weird.

I'm happy you're here.

Me too.

Tell me about me.

What do you mean?

Like, delivery.

It was beautiful.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You were beautiful.

I wasn't due, you know, for a few days.

And I was home alone,
and I don't know why.

You know, I don't know
where your father was.

But I was home alone, I was so excited,

because I was gonna get to go to bed,
like, at eight o'clock, you know?

- [chuckles]
- That was like--

And I remember I climbed into bed,

and I fell into the deepest,
fastest sleep I've ever had.

And I had this--
this really vivid dream, but--

You know those kind of dreams
where you're just doing normal stuff...

- Yes.
- ...but things are, like, super detailed?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. So.

In this nothing dream--
I mean, nothing dream, um,

I must have had, like, the day off
from whatever job, you know, I had,

because I was in the city.

And it wasn't Chicago,
and it wasn't New York.

It was some sort of hybrid city, you know?

And-- And there was a fish tank.

- A fish tank?
- Big fish tank in the middle of the city.

It was this giant fish tank,
and I was the only one looking at it.

I mean, it was--
it was like-- like a mega,

like a-- like a dentist office
kind of mega fish tank.

And I remember--
I remember the colors were--

They were so sharp and vivid and neon,

you know,
and I was the only one looking at it.

And it was in the city,
and the city was all gray.

And it was beautiful. And I remember

I was, like, watching it
for the longest time.

I was just staring at it
for the longest time.

And all of a sudden,
I noticed that the glass

started to come apart
like it was gonna split.

But I wasn't worried, you know?
It wasn't bad,

because I knew that more people

were gonna get to see
these beautiful fish.

And then I woke up, and I was sweating,
and my water had broke.

Wow.

And I, you know,
made my way to the hospital,

and, um-- um,

Auntie Gail met me there. The, um--

Jimmy's first wife,
but I don't think you ever met her.

- Did you ever meet her?
- I don't know.

- No, no, no. This was his first wife.
- I feel like I've seen photos.

- Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah. She met me there.

And she was sweet, and she sat with me.

And she put on this beautiful song,

and...

And then Natalie.

Mom.

You're beautiful.

Thank you.

What song?

Hold, please. [laughs]

Hold, please.

Hold on. Hold on.

- Um...
- You want me to help you?

No, no, I know how to drive.

- Okay.
- Okay. Just hold on.

["Baby I love you" playing]

♪ Woah-oh ♪

♪ Woah-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Have I ever told you ♪

♪ How good it feels to hold you? ♪

♪ It isn't easy to explain ♪

♪ And though I'm really trying ♪

♪ I think I may start crying ♪

♪ My heart can't wait another day ♪

♪ When you kiss me, I've just got to say ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Come on, baby ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Ooh-wee, baby ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Baby, I love only you ♪

♪ Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh-oh... ♪

[Pete] Honey.

- Hi!
- Hi. Hi.

- [Pete] Oh, my God.
- Hi.

- [Sugar] You're here. You're here.
- [Pete] I'm sorry I'm so late.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good.

Oh, my God, baby.

[groans] How was it?

- I won. Yeah, I won.
- Yay!

- That's amazing.
- Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

- Yeah?
- I'm good. Good.

I parked in a handicap spot, but--
but there were tons, and I'll go move it.

But the guy was like--
I was like, "My wife's in labor!"

- He's like, "Go, go, go, go, go!"
- Yeah, yeah.

- [laughs]
- I'm so happy you're here.

♪ Come on, baby ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Ooh-wee, baby ♪

♪ Baby, I love you ♪

DD. [chuckles]

[Pete sniffles]

Thank you.

[chuckles]

I love you.

I love you too.

[Pete chuckles, sniffles]

What do I do?

Just stand next to her.

Okay.

Hey, Mrs. B.

Hey.

What took so long?

The phones were off.

- Hey, Mrs. Berzatto.
- Hey.

How you doing?

Is everybody okay?

Yeah, I hope so.

You're a grandma now.

- Stop.
- [Ted] You're a grandma.

[shushes]

[chuckles]

Can you imagine?

You're gonna be a good one.

- Oh, yeah.
- [Ted] I can.

Yeah.

["Baby I love you" playing]

♪ Woah-oh ♪

♪ Woah-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Have I ever told you ♪

♪ How good it feels to hold you? ♪

♪ It isn't easy to explain ♪

♪ And though I'm really trying ♪

♪ I think I may start crying ♪

♪ My heart can't wait another day ♪

♪ When you kiss me, I've just got to say ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Come on, baby ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Ooh-wee, baby ♪

- ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
- ♪ Baby, I love only you ♪

♪ Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh-oh... ♪