01x12 - Whatever Happened to Molly O!?

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Oh Molly Oh when's the last time you had

so much fun your cleanest if I'm not

having fun I'm not doing my job ah you

have to time but you hate T no I don't

that's what the paper said this morning

we hate national beverage oh really

yesterday at the pet show I refused a

cup of tea because it had a llama hair

in it now people think I hate tea oh

these reporters they stop the serious

rumors but they shouldn't be able to say

stuff of it isn't true I quite agree

it's hard to go around with people

saying awful things about you but what

can one do crumpet I wish I could but I

really have to go tonight's our last gig

in London oh when are you gonna come

visit me

my mom will give us rise on her fire

truck fire truck lights oh I can never

get away you know how Queen business is

dedicate this royal family that

sometimes I wish somebody else could be

me do you ever wish that no way I'm

having a ball

watch a Melvin young lady watch your

Melvin good one

you moved on telling

frigging bunk we're back in England in

two weeks for a big worldwide TV concert

so till then

whatcha Melvyn what's that mean that's

for me to know and for you to find out

Molly out says what's your Melvin and

everybody's talking about it

it's a little-known fact so little known

I almost don't know it myself that the

name Melvin in its original three in

those sly venes means fake or substitute

what exactly are you saying the person

on stage last night calling herself

Molly Oh may not have been Molly oh you

mean someone is putting up the pretense

of pretending to be Molly oh it's my

belief that Molly Oh has hired a fake or

Melvin to be her but why would Molly all

want to replace herself is she tired is

she bored has the strain of being a

public figure become too strenuous for

her has she lost patience with the

constant buzz of where she is what she

eats and possibly the hyper critical

focus on her hair well

this is the last photo where their

preacher was the real Mario and not

Melvin Wow come on Molly

Oh replaced or silver the fake I mean

she comes to school with us every day

no but where's the real Molly Logan I

think Molly oh I might have been trying

to give us some clues in this picture

see how she's carrying a penguin maybe

she's trying to tell us she's run off to

the Antarctic

Molly Oh mr. shivers and she was too

she's looking at her ice cream the top

scoop fell on it's right here on her

shoe hey what strange to you lately

that's the understatement of the century

you're on TV Ellie stay saves you we're

back what'd they do

whatever happened to Molly Oh today our

latest expert uses her expertise to show

that the girl the world knows as Molly

ol is not Molly oh that's right

and she hasn't been for months Molly

owes farewell at the Royal Albert Hall

is just the most recent in a series of

clues but Molly O has left the band as

you've already discussed Fred when she

said watch her Melvin

she was actually saying I'm a fake since

Melvin means fake hmm fascinating

ridiculous but I have further proof

she's replaced herself let's go back to

her final number a shadow song where do

they get this stuff well you know it's a

pretty interesting theory I mean if I

didn't know you

now listen to what happens when we play

the shadow song backwards and a

slow-speed

noggin our deal you're there it said

Molly done gone oh no no dear your

astounding and still the question

remains where is Molly oh I'm right here

on my living room bozo who could

possibly be interesting this junk anyway

Danish butter cookies hey nobody calls

me that

Oh hmm

that's super classy got it books we

treat our writers very well if they have

a story to tell

well let's just say I've suspected for

quite some time got the person or thing

living in the room down the hall for me

was not my little sister this is very

excellent what is it a vintage French

Cola aged in barrels made of jelly

you'll have all this and more if you

agree to write a super classy gossip

book about Molly Oh will I have to lie

no but you can

you put this song on the internet you

only fuel the melvin fire but the songs

about how you within to rumor

anybody with a brain can see that

everybody on the playground thinks

you're snowshoeing on your way across

the Antarctic with a bunch of penguins

I mean don't overestimate people's

brains you gonna help me or not okay

you're on now

hey I know it's gotta be cool

set your computer's on download

I'm at the Flint Michigan forty years

old at least that's what I'm told

come on Chad let's get behind Molly Oh

makeup Oh Fred Topol you want to talk to

Melvin hang on sorry he's not

I mean she's not I mean could you call

back later

hey could you autograph these designer

Melvin

Bobby Volkswagen Beetle combining colors

at the river and a 40 year old man

there's only one world yo she doesn't

have to defend her stuff to you or

anybody else right now he's on the red

topper show dealing what yourself and

then the guard with the big fuzzy hat

caught me when I was falling and he said

well sure Melvin then I thought that was

funny

and that's why I said it to everybody at

the concert later on funny it is a

well-known fact that the Buckingham

palace guards are not allowed to move or

speak well this one did well one would

have the expectation of expecting you to

make up a better story Molly oh if

that's who you are I am Molly oh and I

brought two very special guests to prove

it my parents can we bring them out yes

by all means

who are you really and are you being

paid to do this it's out yeah baby

thank you for coming this is a very

emotional time for me so let's just do

it

what made you decide to go public with

this story now

well I wrestled long and hard with my

conscience and luckily for you guys i

won get ready and please do not touch

anything because some of this junk might

be valuable room back what my poor

parents think but I think she's been

replaced because the little girl I grew

up with never showed any interest in

horse racing we're on the cast can you

hold up that shine Eva it's set for

heavy beards but here's what broke my

heart what is he a good eater what's his

favorite shoe size if you watch cartoons

I really can't comment on any of this

it's too soon but I'll be commenting on

all of it in my new book not so real

moly oh the perfect stocking stuffer

this gift-giving season that's all I

have to be alone now

odds please one more question if Moe Leo

isn't here where is she my guess Aryan

abduction

come on yo you can't let a little thing

like a rumor keep you from rehearsing a

little thing did you see this picture of

her as now then I'm surprised you can

leave her house don't worry Molly you

won't look nearly this side when you're

a 40 year old man I mean woman I mean oh

you know you're on the good side since

your disappearance record sales have

gone through the roof and we've got a

hot deal lined up for Melvin dolls I

don't think this is helping colonel

the record company wants to launch a

contest to find Molly oh of course the

winner gets something that doesn't cost

much what do you think Molly oh I was

upset when Melvin replaced my sister and

he's gonna make me a blender

nobody believes I'm me anymore we do

this is a five cheese sandwich you can

call it a deck of cards if you want to

but that doesn't change what it is but a

sandwich doesn't care what you call it

if you walk like a mountain I'm totally

just wrong good you might as well be

darling you are no shima whom guy tiny

worse I'm a Melvin

maybe I'm just gonna cancel this concert

in England I mean they want Melvin not

me

Molly Oh Melvin is the fake not you tell

that to my fans excuse me Melvin's fans

this whole rumor thing is driving me

Loco I mean if anyone actually thought

about it for two seconds the entire

thing would come down like a house of

cards why would you replace yourself and

why wouldn't you just take a vacation

and if you didn't replace yourself why

would you pick some old guy with a heavy

beer to be you I hear he can really

thing ah no you're doing it there is no

no then I tried to tell people that but

no one will listen

me but they can't get enough of Melvin

maybe they'd listen to him the band is

made since the rumors about molly-o

started flying so we don't know what to

expect tonight

what we do know is this could be the

concert of the century

for your support I know now it's me not

the girl names Mario will you up I am

finally free to being little in and so

without further ado I will sing for you

the song which makes you happy

why can't I still write the book but you

said I could live can I at least keep

the cookies watch a Melvin Molly home

remember me you want your talent and

I'll watch mine okay sounds good to me

what's all this

see I am afraid I had a press conference

yesterday to announce I'd like tea and

now apparently I'm some sort of tea

fruit 22nd cup of day bird according to

the paper yes under everyone and their

dog is sending me tea care for a cup I'm

loaded no thanks

I just dropped by to thank you for

helping the concert my pleasure and I

hope the press and all your fans will

lift the whole Melvin rumor girl now

John Caroline made the front page again

today for its please Melvin's been

replaced by an 8 year old girl